Chapter 275: Zhu Henghong = Pig Hum

Feng Longde admits that he really doesn't have any new moths after he ran to Gensokyo, except for some things that only Weisk and the other three knew about when he was an ordinary person, but he still had to admit that when he first fought alone with Youmeng, he used his soul scanning ability to peek into all aspects of her, and his whole body was indeed very inconsiderate in the eyes of the other party, although it was not considered in the sense of the combat level

"I can apologize for that, if I have the next chance to see Youmu again. Feng Longde covered his forehead helplessly, and said in his heart that in addition to the fact that he had been beaten by Yakumo Zihai, there were really other moths to talk about, "By the way, I heard the tavern owner say that in the past, on a festival like today, didn't you patrol the world with a Shouya Shrine Fengzhu named Sanae of the East Wind Valley?"

"Sanae and I are patrolling in shifts, and now it's her turn, and I'm just taking a break for a while. Reimu said unhurriedly, without the slightest embarrassment, "But I really didn't expect you to come to the world at this time, I heard that you and your sister usually prefer to stay in their own territory and live in their own territory, and are not used to contact with outsiders - oh, according to Zi, you and your sister are enough to be 'home'." ”

"Wow, Yakumo Purple guy. Feng Longde held back for a while, and then popped out such a sentence: The main thing is that he really doesn't know what to say, because Yayun Zi, a big monster who makes people completely unclear about her behavior pattern, doesn't do things according to common sense at all, even Reimeng, who has dealt with him several times, only barely understands Yayun Zi's situation, and he really knows Yayun Zi's estimate very well is that those guys who are also old and immortal," Leaving aside the gap monsters, it's better to talk about the matter between you and me: the three of us are going to stop here for the V family concert at eight o'clock in the central square. You're saying you're here for a temporary shift to rest? Isn't there anyone else?"

"Of course not, Da☆Ze!" Before Reimu could speak, a familiar black and white figure emerged from the private room and put his arms around Reimu's neck, "Reimu, this guy came here with the two of us! She just deceived Sanae that guy went on patrol stupidly, and she was here alone and the two of us to rest and chat!"

"Marisa, it seems like we haven't seen each other in a long time. Feng Longde raised his hand and waved it in greetings. Then he pointed to Zhu Henghong, who was already with a dull expression beside him, "This is Zhu Henghong, an outsider human, who has been in Gensokyo for almost half a year, but he was killed in a battle a few months ago, and I reincarnated as a corpse witch, that is, the deceased." ”

"I've heard Reimu talk about this, and it seems that you didn't hesitate to gather everyone to fight Reimu for the reincarnation of a dozen of your human subordinates. Da☆Ze with enough power. Marisa grinned and patted Feng Longde's shoulder vigorously with her other hand that was not holding Reimeng, and then turned her curious gaze to Zhu Henghong, "Feng Longde, it's really rare that you don't wear that special set of armor, this all-black dress looks much more capable Zhu, Heng, and Hong, huh? Pig hum, do you really have this name? Why are the names of humans in the outside world stranger than the other? The name Feng Longde is awkward enough, I didn't expect your name to be so distinctive, Da☆Ze?"

"Pig hum?" Feng Longde didn't answer her question immediately after hearing Marisa's question, but tried to keep himself from squirting, and blushed for this, "It's Zhu Henghong." It's not that the pig hums, his name is the same as mine, it's all Huaxia names, but my surname is Huaxia. He is known in both Chinese and German, and he is 100% Chinese. ”

"I see, when I occasionally go to the village to buy things, I occasionally meet some Chinese people, but although their names are also a bit awkward, they don't feel so awkward. Marisa nodded in realization, and continued to try to pronounce the correct pronunciation, "Hmm." Zhu Heng hum, Zhu Huhong, this pronunciation is too strange, right?

"Poof!!" Rao is Feng Longde was relatively paralyzed, and at this time he couldn't hold it back at all, squatting on the ground and holding his stomach and began to laugh wildly, "Marisa, please don't pronounce this name." I feel like I'm going to die laughing."

"What's the matter, Da☆Ze?" Marisa had a puzzled expression, she couldn't understand why Feng Longde laughed so hilariously, "Could it be that there is a problem with the pronunciation of my pronunciation, is there anything particularly funny?"

Forgive Marisa for not knowing Chinese, she didn't realize how much mental damage "Zhu Henghong" mispronounced as "pig hum" to the person concerned - at this moment, Zhu Henghong had completely fallen to the ground, with a desperate look of "I TM only think about the dog leash now".

Patting Zhu Henghong's shoulder with deep sympathy, Feng Longde lifted him up and said a few simple words to soothe his wounded heart, and then shrugged helplessly at Marisa: "Your pronunciation in Chinese can be regarded as scolding him, don't continue to let him be tortured." ”

"I'm sorry, Da☆Ze!" Marisa didn't feel guilty at all after figuring out the reason, but continued to say to Feng Longde like a tomboy, "Why don't you all come in and talk?"

"There has been some progress. Caroline watched Marisa's actions without a hint of emotion, only responding to questions about herself, and then remained silent.

"You've always been like this since we met, and your brother is more talkative than you. Marisa was also accustomed to this, and continued to put her arms around Reimu's neck, which looked a little impatient, and looked at Feng Longde: "Go in and talk? Anyway, you look bored, who knows if we can find some common ground by talking to each other, Da☆Ze!"

"Excuse me. Feng Longde nodded, and then pushed Zhu Henghong, who was still in an out-of-body state, "Let's go, boy, if you continue to be stunned." You go down alone and help me pay our bills, and then you can go back to camp. ”

Hearing Feng Longde's words, Zhu Henghong instantly woke up from his fugue state, jumped to his feet and shouted: "The boss doesn't take you like this! If you plan to get along with the girls, forget it, don't you use me as a light bulb?! And let me pay everyone's accounts?! Boss, don't you bring such a !! to the salaries of your subordinates?"

Caroline Reimu & Marisa: ""

Feng Longde didn't say anything, and turned around directly. Aim, then, an uppercut

"So Feng Longde, you hate the topic of love?" Ling Meng looked at Feng Longde, who was slowly drinking green tea with an expressionless face, and then looked at Zhu Henghong, whose chin was still a little blue, and felt that these two guys who had lived in the outside world for a long time were all wonderful, "And Zhu Henghong is always idle, or unintentionally or deliberately stimulating Feng Longde, that is, his top boss?"

"Pretty much, when I'm out there, most guys my age have at least had girlfriends. As far as I am concerned, I belong to the kind of person who has no girl. Feng Longde put down the teacup, and then held his forehead with his left hand, "Over time, I don't like to talk too much about this, especially the guy who has had a girlfriend to talk to me about this - Zhu Henghong's guy is purely in the mentality of wanting to show, he can only say that he has itchy skin, and he doesn't know what will happen if he provokes people." ”

"I could see it—I could tell from the bruise on his chin. Lingmeng glanced at Zhu Henghong, who had a bitter face, and felt that he was really crying and laughing, "You humans in the outside world are not right. Neither of you are human anymore, are you guys from the outside world so weird?"

"Probably. But if we're not 'weird', then why did we end up in Gensokyo? I don't think it's a coincidence, whether it's our little Teutons in the beginning, or Zhu Henghong's kid being hidden. Feng Longde rubbed his scalp with his right hand holding his forehead, "The topic of love is forbidden: the topic itself is boring, I am sad enough to be hurt by a guy who has had a girlfriend a few times." I don't want to continue to be complained about by the opposite sex. ”

"What's boring about the topic of love?, although I personally don't have any relevant experience," Reimu herself didn't think it was a big deal, even though the various messy humans or monsters she usually came into contact with were basically the same sex, "But one of us seems to have feelings for anyone, hey, usually idle and idle to wander around that shabby shop, but the progress is not the same"

"Who among you wants to fall in love, aren't they all Ji You" silently complained in his heart about whether the sexual orientation of these people is different from ordinary people. Feng Longde casually swept them the same, and was surprised to find that Marisa actually had a very boyish temperament against her usual big grin, looking a little uh, shy?

"'Broken little shop'?" Zhu Henghong, who had been desperately using his pitiful magic power to perform a muscle-building and skin-rejuvenating technique to restore the iron bruise on his chin to a normal skin color, had a rare sharp ear, and the leader of the corpse witch company glanced at Marisa who was about to pinch Reimu's neck in surprise, "That shop should be Xianglintang on the edge of the Enchanted Forest, and the owner is Mori Jinrinnosuke?"

Hearing Zhu Henghong's words, Marisa's face turned from slightly red to completely red, and she couldn't even care about pinching Reimu who leaked secrets: "Pig hum, how do you know Da☆Ze?!"

There is nothing to say, Zhu Henghong was once again hit by a mental crit, and now he is silently squatting in the corner of the wall to draw circles - as a fanatical oriental chef, he finally met the legendary protagonist group, but he was called by the black and white in it all the time, and it was magically called that kind of pronunciation Zhu Henghong suddenly had an urge to go to the toibis to commit suicide!

"I usually go to the surrounding area of the Enchanted Forest and the Lost Bamboo Forest to hunt all kinds of monsters, and occasionally I saw the Xianglin Hall located on the edge of the Enchanted Forest, and I also heard about a half-human, half-demon shopkeeper inside, and occasionally told Zhu Henghong. Feng Longde quietly helped Zhu Henghong cover up the things he knew more about the Oriental Setting, after all, it is better not to let too many people know about this situation that is a bit similar to the prediction of the opening of the hanging, although it is impossible to hide that Yayun Zi, a guy who mixes in the outside world from time to time and single-handedly organizes the Oriental series, but he can't make it known to women and children, "I heard that he also has a lot of items from the outside world? If that's the case, then I have a chance to go over and take a look." For me, who has lived in the outside world for quite some time, it is still the modern objects that give me a greater sense of intimacy. ”

"And that guy has a lot of items from the outside world in his store? I see Feng Longde, there are a lot of similar things in your house. Marisa quickly stabilized her mood, and although her face was still a little red, it was not as exaggerated as it was at first, "I was shocked to find that there are a lot of strange things in your house, and it seems that you can use magic to drive them. ”

"You say, did you run to the headquarters fort?" Feng Longde's head exploded and he was almost stunned, and said in his heart that this black and white thief didn't steal his own things, "Then why don't I remember that I saw you during this time?"

Marisa scratched her black witch hat and looked a little embarrassed: "I've only been in there a few times, and before I could get around, I was 'invited' out by those magicians under your command who wore black robes and hoods and didn't even show their faces; ”

Von Longde: "Caroline, Goodjob"

Regarding the black-and-white thief in front of him habitually uninvited and the habit of taking sheep by the hand, Feng Longde said that Caroline, a guy who is almost ruthless to outsiders, can deal with it, otherwise it is very likely that any valuable or rare things in the headquarters fort will be taken away by this guy with a very bad character in some way

"If you want something from HQ, you can go directly to my brother and he will sell it to you for a reasonable result. Caroline, who had not spoken, glanced at Marisa faintly, and her tone was indifferent, "But if you want to just take it away, don't blame me and my lich mages for blasting you out - even if it might blow up half of the HQ fort, I'll stop you." ”

Marisa: ""

Feng Longde: "Can you not make trouble in the headquarters fort?" I have only lived in a room with a roof for a few days. )