Chapter 1 The cheat daddy's golden finger

If you are alone at home, don't take a nap in the afternoon, sleep until six or seven o'clock and wait for you to open your eyes, look at the hazy black sky, look at the empty room, there will be a feeling of being abandoned by the whole world, and loneliness is vividly reflected at that moment. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

When Agu opened his eyes, he heard someone whispering, and his parents sighed in the living room.

"A good child, why does he have autism?"

"No matter how tight we are, save more money to find a more famous doctor, I don't believe that we can't cure our children. ”

I don't have autism, okay? I've been cheated by someone, okay? Agu roared angrily in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it, did he want to run out and tell his parents, your son is not sick, and he is so tall that he has become a police officer in the heavenly court, and he is looking for immortals to die? Then it is not autism, and Qingshan Hospital is in trouble to reserve a bed.

Agu has already made a life plan for himself, he will be admitted to a good university for a few years, and he will come out to do business and make a few more girls, and the life of a pure man is so high. But a few months ago, the phone suddenly flashed, and a Tianting police APP was automatically downloaded, installed, thinking it was a virus, who knew it couldn't be deleted, open it and see, hey, what a cow.

Welcome to the Tianting Police APP.

Bloody letters, followed by a number 37, followed by a long list of deaths.

The first was poked to death by the little heavenly soldiers, the second was hacked to death by the small heavenly soldiers, the third was pinched to death by the small heavenly soldiers, and the thirty-sixth .... The time is 3 years. 36 deaths in 3 years, an average of one death a month.

Fortunately, it's funny.,Agu just thought so.,APP started playing cg animation.,The picture quality and sound effect are really amazing.,And it's immersive.。

That's right, it's immersive, in order to convince him that it's true, the Heavenly Court Police APP allows him to enjoy the feeling of all his exes hanging up. In less than half a minute, he died 36 times in a row, and then I asked you who else there was! Agu shuddered for half an hour before he came back to his senses.

Okay, you bum, I can't afford to hide!Agu threw his phone in the trash. Jokes, let him be a mortal looking for immortals to pinch? He still cherishes his life, and he is lifeless, and this is not the way to find death.

But it's useless, the Heavenly Court Police APP is automatically bound and can't be dropped, and it automatically searches for the nearby mortal immortals, the search range, 100 meters...

At this time, my father's muffled voice came from the living room, "Otherwise, let's go to Kyoto, I have checked, there is the best psychiatrist in the country, and autism can be treated in half a month." ”

"It's too expensive!" the mother flipped through the information, and a series of zeros dazzled her.

"I still have some savings, if it's really not enough, I will sell the house!" The father is categorical, he can't delay the child, and there are still a few months before the college entrance examination.

Then there was silence, my mother rummaged through the information of the Kyoto psychiatrist, hoping to find a cheaper one from the best, and my father checked the house purchase information and scraped together more money.

In these years, small illnesses can be cured of major illnesses, autism is a rich disease, serious can drag a whole family to death, psychologists are expensive to death, people see a doctor by the hour, and the outpatient visit is a large expense, and the travel expenses are additionally calculated, or how to always say a private psychologist.

The private jet shows you blindly, and the private yacht doesn't want to talk to you and throws a lifebuoy at you. The psychiatrist is not so scary, and it is absolutely no problem to gnaw the family to beg for food on the street.

Agu pushed open the door and called out to his parents.

Gu Dad hurriedly walked over, "Why are you crying, is there something uncomfortable?"

Guma: "Last time, the doctor was okay, like a person with real skills, I called him to come?" My son hasn't been out for a long time, and I'd rather pay a sky-high fee than let my son suffer.

Agu tried to pull out a smile: "I'm fine, Dad, Mom, I want to go to the school to see, I feel like I'm fine." ”

Gu Ma was stunned, and her eyes were red.

The cigarette in Gudad's hand fell to the ground: "Is it really okay?"

Agu waved his hand and seemed to be relaxed: "It's really okay, I'm going to school." As he spoke, he pushed open the door and walked out, but he didn't stop.

Gu Ma shouted behind her: "Hey, it's dark, let's go back tomorrow." ”

"No, I went to the school library to read books, and the course has fallen behind in the past few months. Don't worry about me, I will definitely get into a good university and earn a lot of money for you to spend in the future. ”

"Stinky boy, Mom and Dad still need you to raise you?" Gu Dad laughed, closed the door and leaned against the door, his fingers trembling and lit a cigarette, looked at Gu Mom, and smiled with tears.

The child is fine, this day, there is a rush.

Seemingly happily out of the community, Agu exhaled a breath of relief, his body slipped to the ground, and he took out his mobile phone to look at it.

Welcome to the Tianting Police APP, searching...

Blank, blank! Agu laughed like crazy, it's okay, I'm fine, I really think too much, how can there be so many mortal immortals, labor and management are not so unlucky!

Some people say that the old men can't be scared like this, Nima, that's because they haven't died, especially 36 times in less than half a minute!

It's just hacked to death, poked to death, stabbed to death, 36 deaths, there are still those who have been swallowed alive, the feeling of stomach acid dissolving the body Agu is trembling when he thinks about it, mortals are policemen to the gods, and they don't give a gold rope or anything, and the criminal police in the world are also equipped with guns.

Two steps and a bow to the school, the old man who swiped the student ID and kept looking at him, autism, good guy, should be able to put it in, right?

There is a lot of pressure to study, not to mention autism, depression, self-harm tendencies and even violent paranoia, which are uniformly stereotyped as sick by the school.

"You're sick, you won't go in and wreak havoc, right?" said what the janitor wanted to say.

Agu couldn't help but roll his eyes: "I said Uncle Qin, you are autistic and a Texas chainsaw murderer?"

"You kids who grew up in a honey pot are too fragile, you don't study hard to think all day long, what autism, depression, persecution, paranoia, we didn't have so much mess at that time!"

You haven't read as many books in your life as we have in a semester's exams! Agu was angry: "I'm sick!"

"Nice?"

Agu tooth tickled: "It's so good!"

"Okay, let's go in, study hard in the future and don't think about so many things that don't matter. The old janitor said earnestly: "Learning is progress, even if you want to blow up the school formula, do you know? ”

"One sulfur, two nitrate, three charcoal, or get two inorganic nitrates and organic amine nitrate, nitrate explosives are more powerful, what do I think, I don't want to blow up the school at all, okay, I want to burn it." Agu shook his head vigorously, and suddenly felt that it seemed better to have some gasoline.

The janitor: "...."