"We, the people, are so happy today. We, the people, are so happy!"

Back on the hill, the donkey-headed wolf and the unicorn were completely dead. Wang Xueren kicked the unicorn, fiddled with the donkey-headed wolf, and excitedly hummed a little song directly.

"It's great, as soon as I returned to Shennongjia, I picked up two monsters for nothing. It seems that I chose to go back to Shennongjia to replenish my qi and blood, which is absolutely the right step. ”

With the rarity and ferocity of the two monsters, Wang Xueren believes that they contain absolutely a lot of qi and blood. Coupled with the fact that he had just come back, it was definitely a good sign.

Chinese people do things just to be happy and talk about a sign. Now that he has just returned, he is auspicious, and he is happy, carrying hundreds of pounds of monsters along the way, and he doesn't feel tired.

"Finally home!"

Although the absence time is not too long, Wang Xueren has experienced a lot of things. Now seeing the gate of Laojunguan from afar, Wang Xueren actually misses the days when he lived here before.

"What's the matter? No, Wenqing is a disease, it has to be cured!" Wang Xueren sighed with emotion, and entered the Laojun Temple with two monsters on his shoulder.

"Hey, didn't you say that the master went to run errands? But why is this hall clean, and there is no dust on the futon on the table?"

Wang Xueren threw the two monsters into the courtyard and went into the main hall to offer incense. But I found that the Taoist temple is not like a place where no one has lived for a long time.

"Could it be that the master has returned?

Wang Xueren thought about it, except for his master coming back, no one else would clean the hall. Therefore, he began to call him master all over the Taoist temple, wanting to tell him the results of his time in this time.

"Well, no one!"

Wang Xueren searched all over the Taoist temple, but he didn't find his master. In the end, he could only give up the idea of showing off his master and began to fiddle with the two monsters.

Although it is still spring, the temperature is not too high. But if these two monsters don't deal with them, they won't be able to last long. Therefore, the first thing Wang Xueren has to do is to peel them and cramp them.

has lived in the deep mountains and old forests for so many years, and Wang Xueren has done a lot of this kind of work. He skillfully hung the two monsters on a big tree in the yard, and then made a hole in their jaws, and easily peeled off their skins completely.

Monster skins are also good things, Wang Xueren first dried them in the yard, and then took the time to nitrate. Then, he focused his attention on the two skinned monsters.

"Hehe, these two monsters are so fat. After a winter, I didn't even lean on my fat, which is good!"

As he spoke, Wang Xueren flipped the knife in his hand up and down. After a while, the two monsters were separated and dealt with. Even the bones were chopped up piece by piece.

Seeing his masterpiece, Wang Xueren smiled "hehe", and then picked out a small part and stewed it. Everything else, put it in the freezer.

"The master is not here, it's still early for the monster to be cooked, I'll play online first!"

Thinking of this, Wang Xueren couldn't bear it anymore. He took out his super laptop he had just bought and started surfing the Internet.

"Haha, I'm really hot this time!"

Wang Xueren looked through the several websites and forums he often visited, and there were discussions about monsters and wild people everywhere. Seeing this scene, he couldn't even close his mouth with excitement.

"By the way, what about Weibo? The major portals and forums are all discussing the voices of monsters and wild people, so Weibo, which is the first video release, should be more lively!"

Thinking of this, Wang Xueren opened Weibo. The first thing to check is the number of his followers.

"Haha, it's two million! I didn't expect me to have two million followers. In this way, my popularity has almost caught up with those third-rate little stars!"

Seeing this, Wang Xueren almost jumped up. You must know that he has been tossing in the past few years, and his fans are less than a thousand. Now it's more than two million, and the number is still rising, which makes him feel like he's dreaming.

"Regardless of the number of fans, this video has just been released, and the matter is far from fermenting to the extreme, I believe that there will be a large wave of fans in the next few days. I'll take advantage of this time to take a look at these comments first. ”

There are countless messages and private messages for Wang Xueren on Weibo, and there are countless of them, and they are growing all the time, and it is almost impossible for Wang Xueren to see them all. Therefore, he can only look for what he thinks is important.

", this is the official Weibo of the XX Institute of Biology, what are they looking for me?"

Seeing this shiny big V mark, Wang Xueren was a little curious, so he looked at the content under it.

"Hello dear little Taoist, first of all, congratulations on this great discovery. Then I would like to ask you if the corpses of those two monsters are in your hands, and if so, please contact us. Phone XXXXXXXXXXX"

"Damn, what did I think you were looking for, it turned out to be the idea of fighting the monster corpse!"

Wang Xueren knew that there must be many people who had the idea of fighting monster corpses. This means that they are too far away to come for a while. If it was close, it was estimated that his old gentleman's view would be crowded with people by now.

"It's impossible to get a monster, I'm stewed. I can only send a comment first to see if I can dispel their thoughts. ”

The interests involved in this matter are too great, and Wang Xueren also knows that it is unrealistic to dispel their ideas in one sentence. But it's better than doing nothing, so I sent a message.

"Hello XX Institute of Biology, you also saw on the video, I went to chase the wild people after the death of the two monsters, and I didn't get their corpses. So, while I'd love to get in touch with you guys and make a little money by the way, I can only say I'm sorry. ”

Wang Xueren commented, and the XX Institute of Biology replied with lightning speed, "Dear little Taoist, the corpses of these two monsters play a vital role in our research on biology. So, could you please make another trip and get the carcasses of those two monsters back for us?"

", it's up to me!" Seeing this reply, Wang Xueren couldn't help but pout, and then replied: "Dear XX Institute of Biology, although I also want to support your scientific research, I don't think it's necessary to run back." It's been so long, and the corpses of the two monsters must have been pulled away by the other beasts. And even if it's still there, with their weight of four or five hundred catties, I can't get it back!"

After sending out this comment, Wang Xueren stopped paying attention to it and began to pay attention to other messages. At this time, Wuyu in the world also got the news of the wild man and the monster, and began to browse Wang Xueren's Weibo.

"This little beast was so lucky that he photographed the monster again. And there is more than one, if you even count the broken snake, he captured four monsters in one video. ”

After seeing the video, I thought that Wang Xueren not only ruined his reputation, but also sent a lawyer's letter to ask him to apologize publicly, and there was no fish in the world and there was an urge to drop the mobile phone. But he finally held back, because he saw the reply that Wang Xueren had just sent.

"If you don't let you get better, I definitely can't let you get better!" "Wuyu in the world has now begun to transform into a mad dog, and he sent out a comment regardless of it, "Little Taoist, you don't want to go to the monsters, have you already swallowed them privately." I'm telling you, it's a crime! I hope you will stop at the precipice and hand over the corpses of the two monsters as soon as possible!"