Chapter 30: The Death of Uncle Cheng and a Man with a Kidney Deficiency 1
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Everyone was waiting for Uncle Cheng to shout out the "one", but he just pulled the end of the word "two" long, just like a soprano singer, singing a word longer than a piece of cloth!
That's why everyone is unusually nervous!
"One! Launch !!"
A few bolts of lightning shot out towards Tao Xiaozhi and them, but they didn't hit because they had rolled to the side!
But this key slogan was not shouted by Uncle Cheng, but by Tao Xiaozhi!!
Because the soldiers were very nervous just now, as soon as they heard the shout, they launched the lightning regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one, and some of them reacted more sensitively, and they heard that it was not Uncle Cheng's order and did not go off.
With just such a move, Tao Xiaozhi has already seen how to launch thunder and lightning!
"Douguan, Douji obey orders!" Tao Xiaozhi shouted.
The ball of light gathered by the ivory thunderbolt in their hands was already the size of a human head, and the "click" lightning burst out almost uncontrollably!
"Yes!" the Dou brothers replied.
"Aim the lightning rod at Uncle Cheng's stomach, and quickly press the switch twice to launch the !! one by one"
Three huge lightning bolts pounced on Uncle Cheng's belly like a fire dragon!!
The guards couldn't care about Uncle Cheng's slogan (Uncle Cheng was so frightened at this time that he was urinating, how could there be any slogan for air traffic control), and launched the thunder and lightning on the lightning rod, and hundreds of electric tongues pounced on Tao Xiaozhi and them!!
Uncle Cheng couldn't escape the attack of the three huge lightning bolts, how could he dodge such a huge body, he was knocked to the ground, and then dazzling sparks burst out from his stomach, like fireworks!!
The lightning that pounced on Tao Xiaozhi's side suddenly became enchanted, turned his head, and then pounced on Uncle Cheng's stomach!!
Thousands of lightning bolts passed through his stomach, Uncle Cheng had a convulsion, his whole body was charcoal black, exuding a strong smell of burning, his eyes bulged, his mouth was foaming at the mouth, and the clothes on his body were on fire, but he stiffly maintained his twisted body, motionless!
After the lightning, the guards hurried to extinguish the fire on Uncle Cheng's body and threw Tao Xiaozhi and them aside.
What the hell is going on? Does Uncle Cheng's stomach have such a big attraction? He actually "eats" all the thunder and lightning into his stomach!
In the chaos, Uncle Cheng fell a lot of white silver dollars in his arms, one by one, it turned out that they were the "culprits"!
Because Uncle Cheng was carrying a large pile of silver in his arms, when the lightning struck him, the silver was electrified and sucked all the other lightning over!
Born as silver, the cause of death is silver! Ask what the silver in the world is, and let people promise life and death!
The situation is like a mess, the soldiers are all taking care of the first aid uncle, don't slip at this time, when will you stay? !
It was Tao Xiaozhi who dragged up the fire star that was knocked down by electricity, and the stupid star helped the frightened Dou Ye and the Dou brothers to break off the guard, and they rushed out of the hall and out of the house!
However, what I never expected was that the outside was surrounded by soldiers, and the house was tightly enclosed, and there were actually two or three hundred people!
Uncle Cheng is really prepared this time, just kill so many people, but also use three or four hundred troops, not only can make the action foolproof, but also make his face in front of the old folks full of brilliance, thinking is really thoughtful, but unfortunately, the above two things have not yet jumped out of the womb of fantasy.
The soldiers outside immediately swung their swords and slashed over, surrounded them from all directions, and returned Tao Xiaozhi and the others* to the courtyard gate.
"What should I do?" Douji exclaimed, "They're coming!"
"Don't be afraid!" Tao Xiaozhi raised the ivory thunderbolt in his hand and said, "We have it." ”
Three ivory thunderbolt sticks were raised high in the hands of the two brothers, Tao Xiaozhi and Dou, and the light ball was charged with a "click", and the power was condensing!
The soldiers who rushed over were obviously stunned, took a few steps back, wanted to rush over but didn't dare, wanted to slip away but couldn't, dilemma!
"You guys rush here!" Tao Xiaozhi walked out with his head held high with a thunderbolt rod, "If you dare to take a step closer, let the thunderbolt crush your heads!"
The soldiers were armed with swords and wore alder armor, and of course they were very afraid of the weapon, and kept retreating, and some of them threw away their swords and took off their alder armor when no one was looking!
Such an advanced weapon as the ivory thunderbolt rod is not equipped with every soldier, it is only available to soldiers who perform special tasks, so the soldiers outside do not have it, only the soldiers who rushed into the hall with Uncle Cheng are equipped with it, so they can't use the same method to deal with Tao Xiaozhi and others.
Tao Xiaozhi and Dou protected the other three, walking step by step towards the banyan tree that held their horses, and the soldiers had to retreat step by step to adapt to Tao Xiaozhi's pace.
Tao Xiaozhi said: "We just want to go over, don't be nervous, physical health is the most important thing!"
Seeing the fear of the soldiers trembling and washing their faces in cold sweat, Dou Ji became bold, danced the thunderbolt rod around, and scolded at the soldiers: "What are you doing with your bitch, what are you doing watching us with your eyes?! Hurry up and eat your shit, be careful that I turn you all into roast pigs!"
Silly Xingxing bit his finger and said: "A dog will not become a roast pig, at most it will be a roast dog!"
Dou Ji smiled: "It's still sister, you are smart!"
"We're risking our lives!" shouted the soldiers, "They only have three sticks, can they kill two or three hundred of us?!"
The soldier's point of view was echoed by many people, so with the words of "Brothers, for a new life, rush", the soldiers on all sides swung their swords and pounced!
Dogs will jump over the wall when they are in a hurry, so I would like to warn you that when you scold people in the future, don't scold people for being dogs, or he will bite you! Scold him for being a pig, he may not be so impulsive, and at most he will eat two more bowls of rice when he goes home.
This is the lesson that Bean Ji just learned!
Tao Xiaozhi hurriedly released the thunder and lightning, and split the thunder and lightning rod horizontally, to "sweep thousands of troops"!
With a scream, a large number of soldiers were knocked down, their armor and swords were a little bit, and the charged metal bodies could attract other lightning bolts, and they could also attract other charged metal bodies! So, dozens of alder armored and charged soldiers attracted each other, stuck together, and enjoyed this feast of thunder and lightning together! Those electrified swords also flew everywhere, or attracted to each other, stuck together, or flew towards those charged alder armor, piercing the stomachs of the guards!
Ivory thunderbolt rod, it's just god!
Tao Xiaozhi's move really frightened the soldiers, and those soldiers who had not yet been exposed to electricity saw this, and hurriedly threw away their swords and armor, and fled for their lives.
But it was too late, and the Dou brothers, who had learned the same way, had already waved the "lightning dragon" in their hands, and more people fell, rolled together, and were pierced through the alder armor by the sword!
Eventually, several large groups of people, attracted to each other, rolled into a large pile, like a small mountain!
Tao Xiaozhi and the others wanted to try the effect of the thunderbolt rod in such a group of people again, but the power consumption was too much, and the electric energy of the two yin and yang thunder stones was almost exhausted, and they could only emit a faint orange ball of light, which was quickly extinguished, so they had no choice but to give up and rushed towards their horses, and by the way, they also brought a few of Uncle Cheng's horses over.
At this time, Dou Ye also completely woke up from the electric split, only the charred fire star was unconscious, and he didn't know whether he was alive or dead.
They each rode their horses and were about to flee the scene, when the silly star suddenly exclaimed, "Where is the little melon?"
Where did the little melon go?
Everyone looked around and couldn't find a trace, Dou Ji said: "It's just a little pet, if you lose it, you will lose it, and if you look for it, even our little lives will be lost!"
Silly Xingxing was about to reprimand Dou Ji's words, Tao Xiaozhi hurriedly smiled: "You don't understand the amorous feelings, small pets are more important to girls than her lover!"
This is simply true, girls only need the lover's comfort in those lonely nights, and the rest of the time, either sleep with the pet, or kiss it, and play non-stop.
"Little melon!" shouted Silly Star, "Come back soon, I don't want to live without you!"
"It seems that Brother Xiaozhi's words are really right!" Dou Ji sighed.
Looking for Xiao Guagua, dozens of soldiers in Douye's house all rushed out, surrounded Tao Xiaozhi and the others, and aimed the thunder and lightning rod at them. The soldiers who fled for their lives also joined the encirclement and suppression in rags (of course they lost their armor and belts)!
The situation is really not as good as expected.