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It's been ten days, and Tao Xiaozhi has lived to the tenth day, which is a miracle!

If you still want to ask about him eating and drinking Lazar, this is one of the things he can't look back on: it's very simple, drink muddy water when he's thirsty, eat mud when he's hungry, and if you're lucky, you can bite a mud dragon to replenish your nutrition; Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The wind and the sun were the things, because there was a great branch on his head like a hand, which saved him from such and such torments.

And so he came back to life.

And at this moment, he was already close to prostration, and his bones were as soft as willow branches in the wind! This was not only because his body was weak, he thought, but even more because of this quagmire! This was obviously not ordinary mud, but he couldn't think of how unusual it was, but after soaking for a long time, he felt like he had become a fish bone in a vinegar cup! This was not only because his body had become soft, but also because he had become mentally "soft" -- more precisely, he was in a "trance," like a ghost wandering in a wild grave! This made Tao Xiaozhi more or less doubt whether he was dead. If it weren't for the mud dragon that often drilled his ass!

And then his master's head popped up again: "How's that, doesn't it feel good?"

Tao Xiaozhi is so "cool" that he doesn't even have the strength to speak.

Gu Xuan Lao Tong continued: "Do you feel that your body doesn't look like your own anymore? It's like mud slowly sliding down the wall......

Tao Xiaozhi was still speechless.

Slap, one look and two slaps.

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said angrily: "I warn you, you can not answer anyone's words, but you must answer Master's words seriously and humorously, you know?"

Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "Master solves: how can you be humorous when you are serious?"

"Knock knock", this is not the sound of a slap, Tao Xiaozhi knows that his head has been knocked a few times, as for what it is, it is probably a hammer or something.

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said: "Your head hasn't been opened yet, that's why it's so empty, listen, how can you understand the true meaning of this?"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Master's lesson is that the apprentice will definitely work hard to think about the philosophy in the future......"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said: "You move it and show me, see what this mud pit has transformed you into?"

Tao Xiaozhi tried to move a few times, but he didn't succeed at all, and this weak, soft body couldn't exert any strength at all!

Gu Xuan Lao Tong smiled evilly: "Maybe you should try it like this~~"

Then he spit out a mouthful of water and hit the rope hanging Tao Xiaozhi, and then Tao Xiaozhi fell down, and the rope actually broke!

What a miracle this is!! but this is not the most important thing, the important thing is that Tao Xiaozhi fell into the quagmire, and soon the mud swallowed him, and he didn't even have time to shout!

Gu Xuan Lao Tong didn't come to the rescue, he just laughed heartlessly! At this time, he actually laughed, this is the moment of life and death!

Just as the quagmire was about to calm down, it began to swell again, and then a head popped up, gasping for breath -- Tao Xiaozhi! He was able to swim, why was that? It must have something to do with the soft bones of his body! Now the mud was no more than water in his eyes! Then he swam around happily to celebrate that he was not dead.

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said, "How do you feel now?"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "It's so cool!!"

"How cool is it?"

"It's like a mud dragon!"

"I said you'd love this quagmire one day!"

"When...... How come I don't remember?"

The "snap" slap reminded Tao Xiaozhi, and then he immediately remembered: "Yes, yes, I also said: One day I will love this quagmire that stinks worse than a pit!"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said: "Don't you want to know what its name is? ”

"What a name, what a name......"

"What's so good?"

"Well...... this"

When Gu Xuan Lao Tong was happy, he said, "Will you stay here to swim or follow me back?"

Do you still need to ask about this, Tao Xiaozhi decisively chose the latter.

"Then hurry ashore, or you'll be lost." ”

"If you walk like a normal old man, I'll be able to follow. ”

Gu Xuan Lao Tong smiled slightly: "Really, can you get up and talk about it!"

An ominous premonition rose from the bottom of his heart, but it was cold to the soles of his feet, making Tao Xiaozhi take a deep breath.

Gu Xuan Lao Tong jumped out of the quagmire with a "whoosh", and then staggered forward on crutches, no different from the way ordinary old men walked.

This made Tao Xiaozhi feel a lot more relieved.

Of course, he imagined the old man jumping out with a "whoosh", but he didn't do it, he could only crawl out - this is very easy. But when he was about to stand up, it fell down like a puddle of mud -- the soft bones were not enough to support his body! The bones were so soft that he could even put his toes in his mouth! I can't imagine that no matter how many folds he folded his limbs, he wouldn't break them for a while! This is really amazing!

At this time, he saw that Master was already twenty steps away from him, and he had to hurry up to catch up! Then he thought of you, the mud dragon, and then the snake! Because his body was soft and slippery, he had to try to be a reptile!

This trick really worked, and he actually caught up with the master.

Tao Xiaozhi said, "Master, when will my body return to normal?"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong smiled: "If you see a naked girl, you should be able to get hard immediately~~"

"What if there are no naked women?"

"That picture of the spring palace or a small book next to the pillow will also do~~"

"What if there are none?"

"What?!You're still not a man?Men usually have some little collections......

“......”

This may be the longest journey in the history of Tao Xiaozhi's life -- although it is only a short distance of two or three kilometers, who can understand the sourness of crawling like a snake in it? This can be stored in his "unbearable memories." But the pain did not end with the end of the journey, and for the next three days he lived like a mollusk before his bones recovered.

Now let's see how amazing the place where Gu Xuan Lao Tong lives!

The place where he lives is located in the center of the island of the bastard, in order to show his status as the master; there is also a lake here, which is formed by the surrounding hills, and the blue water overlooks the lake, like a beautiful blue eye! Therefore, this lake is called the Lake of Beauty Return, in fact, it is the "Beauty Turtle"! The origin and birth of the turtle and Xuanwu have a close relationship with this lake: the legendary beauty turtle is the mother goddess of the upper body is a human and the lower body is a turtle (more people say "fairy" There is no way for the gods and monsters to mess with her, but she is pregnant, it is said that it is the effect of drinking the water of this lake, and then she became the mother of the turtle. Although there are no more tortoises in the lake anymore, a statue has been placed in the middle of the lake to remind people of the existence of this legend.

This legend is certainly not the point. Gu Xuan's home is a few thatched huts around the lake, although there is nothing magnificent, but the surrounding environment is quite good, you can admire, you can fish, you can swim, you can barbecue, what is better than this!

Of course, this is not the point in Tao Xiaozhi's eyes, the important thing is that he wants to learn a few useful things from Gu Xuan Laotong, and more importantly, to find out the way back to his world, this is the purpose of his trip!

On the fourth day, that is, half a month after the agreement between Gu Xuan Laotong and the old monster of Purple Mountain (time flies really fast), that is, the first day that Tao Xiaozhi's bones have just returned to normal, and Tao Xiaozhi has not learned anything after so many days! Because, he has not seen his master for four days, the latter just brought him here and disappeared, and the rest of the eating, drinking, and Lazar were all solved by himself.

Then, on this day, Gu Xuan Lao Tong appeared: "How is it, are you a soft egg or a stone now, fart little ghost?"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "I'm just a confused little apprentice who can't find a master~~"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said: "You don't need to look for me, I will find you if I need it." ”

Of course, this is very much in line with the style of weirdos.

Tao Xiaozhi said: "It's been half a month, why haven't you started training me yet, Master?"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said: "Yes, I remember that I started when I met you from the beginning......

"Including throwing me into the piranha pond?"

"Of course!"

"Including throwing me into the stinking mire?"

"Of course!"

"Including making my cartilage prostrate for three kilometers?"

"Of course!"

"Including not being able to find any dry food and wine for these four days!"

"Of course, this trains your endurance and patience to survive in the face of adversity!"

If "tribulation" is "grinding", Tao Xiaozhi can only repay with a big bitter smile, by the way, he really doesn't dare to laugh.

Then he laughed and said, "So what are you training for today?"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said: "You just follow me." ”

They came to a small river. The creek is very small, and there is a single-plank bridge on it, but the single-plank bridge is broken. There was another group of animals as big as rats on the shore, and when they looked at it, they frightened Tao Xiaozhi: This is actually ants, such big ants! I can't imagine it! This group of ants carried some rotten meat and wanted to cross the river, but the bridge was broken, and they couldn't cross it, so they just wandered on the bank.

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said: "Don't think these ants are so big, in fact, they are very friendly animals, as long as they are happy!"

Why did this sentence make Tao Xiaozhi gasp, it's really strange!

Then he continued, "But you'd better not provoke them, they're more poisonous than the ants that bit your friend that day!"

Tao Xiaozhi was shocked, and the surprise was not the poison of the ants, but the words of Gu Xuan Laotong: "How did you know about what happened that day?"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said: "As long as it happens on this island, I know it, and I even know how many bird feathers there are on my body!"

"You know everything about my bath?"

"Of course. ”

"Is my size okay?"

"It's long, but it's a few inches worse than mine......"

Then Tao Xiaozhi became serious, because he knew that he was about to face a serious matter.

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Master, you won't bring me to bite them, right?"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said: "Of course not, unless you want to die!"

"What's that for?"

"Help them move things. ”

"It's as simple as that?"

"It's not easy, we have to move their things to the other side!"

After all, ants are ants, how many things can there be? Tao Xiaozhi was secretly happy in his heart, and was about to reach out to help, but the old man stopped him.

"I'm not asking you to help with your hands—"

"Do you use your feet without your hands?"

"It's so smart, just with your feet!"

"Ah......h

How do you move things with your feet? Gu Xuan Lao Tong pointed to the broken bridge: "Stand there, put one foot aside, so that they have a way to the opposite side!"

So that's it, it's to turn Tao Xiaozhi into a part of the bridge!

Tao Xiaozhi complied, but immediately received a few "snap" slaps.

"Zama, do you understand? This is the basic skill to be trained today, it's really a fool to teach......

It turned out that he had engaged in such a complicated dialogue, and he was just training Zama, but although Zama was the most basic movement of the exercises, it was not difficult but it was very hard, and besides, Tao Xiaozhi had already started practicing this when he was three or four years old! Is it necessary to practice this? Of course, Tao Xiaozhi didn't dare to ask, unless he wanted to get a few slaps.

Then, Gu Xuan Lao Tong was leaving.

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Master, how long am I going to stay here?"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said: "Until these ants move all the meat over!"

Isn't that simple? How many things can these ants have?

Then Gu Xuan Lao Tong turned around and smiled evilly: "You'd better not move, as long as you move, these ants may bite you to death! And, by the way, let me tell you: There are many elephants dead in the forest three miles away, about a dozen of them, and they are just going to transport this meat to the other side of the river! Good luck, if you are lucky, they may even give you a few pieces of meat as a token of gratitude!"