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Chapter 101: Can a big fart fight?

As the sun set, a burning cloud appeared in the sky, and the surroundings began to fall silent, and the night gradually fell, Yi Yin and Zhao Xing drank a little wine, and the two of them each talked about what they had experienced recently. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Second brother, how did you fight with other sects, I think that the non-senior is quite docile, not like a person who provokes disputes. Yi Yin took a sip of wine and asked.

"Alas, in fact, this matter is a misunderstanding. On that day, the Eight Great Sects came to the Light Yellow Sect to discuss and make decisions, and they were originally happy, but who knew that day they had been discussing from morning to noon, and at this time, Master Wuyuzi controlled the master's body, and then, it caused trouble. Zhao Xuan also drank a cup, sighed, and said again: "Uncle Wuyuzi's stomach was not very good that day, and then he kept farting. At that time, although the elders of the Eight Great Sects were a little uncomfortable, they didn't say anything because of Uncle Shi's strength, and at this moment, Master Ancestor Wuyuzi made an earth-shattering move. ”

"Could it be...... He took his pants off?" Yi Yin asked.

"What is it to take off your pants and fart? What Shizu did was more serious than this, Shizu couldn't stand the smell of his fart, and then he fanned it with his hand, and the whole council hall was full of fart smell, and the head of the Eight Great Sects instantly felt that he had been insulted by the most serious insult ever, so he attacked it in groups, and the ancestor of Wuyuzi was not very good-tempered, and when he saw the eight elders drawing swords against him, he immediately became angry, not only beating all the elders of the Eight Great Sects away, but also razing the entire Light Yellow Sect to the ground. ”

"So, the Light Yellow Sect used to have a residence and disciples?"

"Of course, but the master is already very old, and it is normal for the master to be in a bad mood every day because he has to suffer from the energy of heaven and earth, so we don't blame the master and ancestor, so we silently endured this disaster, and then, arranged for all the disciples and elders of the sect to leave and find another way out. Blessings and misfortunes depend on each other. ”

"I heard that the Eight Great Sects are looking for helpers everywhere and want to exterminate the Light Yellow Sect, Second Brother, aren't you in a hurry?" Yi Yin asked, holding his wine glass.

"It's just a group of miscellaneous fish, the master is already a third-order spirit level, and the master is even more a grandmaster-level powerhouse, even if they call tens of millions of people, as long as they don't exceed the spirit level strength, there is only one way to die. Moreover, the master had already calculated that in two days, the Eight Great Sects would invade the Light Yellow Sect in one fell swoop. ”

"Two days later, July 15, the legendary Halloween?" Yi Yin suddenly thought that Halloween was the day when the overall yin qi was the heaviest and the yang qi was the weakest.

"That's right, Originally, Halloween wouldn't have been a big deal, but the location of the Light Yellow Sect was chosen in the place where the Netherworld Sect and the human cultivators fought to the death thousands of years ago, where there were countless dead corpses, and the land was stained red with blood, which was an extremely terrifying mass grave. ”

"Although this place is very evil, every night, there will be a gust of wind, sometimes there is the sound of ghosts crying, but for the monks, the aura of heaven and earth here is extremely strong, it is a blessed place where energy gathers, cultivating in this place, it is simply twice the result with half the effort, all, when the ancestor of the light yellow sect founded a sect here, the yin qi of the year was not as heavy as it is now, it should be that the dead souls are not dispersed, and the grievances are getting heavier and heavier, so, in two days, there will be a large number of souls resurrected by the Yin Qi of Halloween, at that time, it happens to be the best opportunity for the eight major sects。 Zhao Xuan took another sip of the liquor and explained calmly, not feeling nervous at all.

"What are you going to do, second brother?"

"Hehe, we're going to lay a trap here, escape this place before night, and then enjoy the war between the Eight Great Sects and the thousand-year-old souls. ”

"Will they be fooled?"

"Hehe, don't worry, they'll be fooled. Third brother, let's talk about you, I'm also curious, I haven't seen you for a few months, and you have broken through from a third-order king to a sixth-order king, this demonic speed. It's really terrifying, I must have experienced a lot of strange things, right?"

So, Yi Yin started from the Feng family's competition for the Ice Spirit Grass, and then met Ezreal, passed through Piltover, and finally came to the Light Yellow Sect All the major events were told to Zhao Xing, Zhao Xuan was also shocked after hearing it, and sighed that Yi Yin's experience was too exciting, in contrast, he had been tossing and stealing vegetables between the eight major sects in the past few months, and he was a little embarrassed in his heart.

"Miss Qianqian is very pitiful, since you promised other people's relatives, you have to take good care of her. ”

"Second brother, why are you talking about this all of a sudden?"

"Because she's in good shape, she's the best girl I've ever seen. Hey. ”

“...... I recognize her as my sister, and you are her eldest brother, and you have to take care of her. ”

"Of course, if you two have any difficulties in the future, just look for me, as your brother, I have the obligation to take on this responsibility. ”

"Second brother, then where are we sleeping tonight?"

"This... Figure it out for yourself. ”

"............" Yi Yin was speechless.

What about the responsibility to say good?

Yi Yin and the two drank and chatted, chatting until late at night, but they were already drunk, and they fell directly on the barren mountain and fell asleep.

Suddenly, a girl in turquoise clothes approached Yi Yin and the others, stopped beside Yi Yin, looked at Yi Yin for a moment, took out an ordinary quilt from the storage bag, covered Yi Yin, and the girl whispered: "Brother Yi, good night." ”

After saying that, the girl left Yi Yin and the two of them and walked towards the pit they had dug earlier...

After so many days of dating between Ezreal and You'er, the hatred between each other has also dissipated cleanly, because of the Demon's innocence, Ezreal has a good impression of her, and there is gradually an emotion between the two, so if it develops, it will definitely be able to write a love story.

The long night passed quietly, and the darkness before dawn was all dispelled by the sunlight on the horizon, and the pale yellow faction ushered in a new day.

"Ahh

The air in the morning was very humid and cold, although Yi Yin was a cultivator, and his physical strength was higher than that of ordinary people, but he still didn't have much resistance to this kind of wind and cold, a cool breeze blew, Yi Yin was so cold that he shivered, sneezed, and woke up directly from his sleep.

"Huh, when did the second brother bring the quilt? I remember, we slept at the same time last night, and I didn't see the second brother bring the quilt at that time?" Yi Yin was very puzzled, and wanted to ask about the source of Zhao Xing's quilt, but when he saw that Zhao Xuan slept very soundly, he didn't bother him, and as soon as he got together, Yi Yin smelled a fragrance.

This fragrance is very light, as if I have smelled it somewhere, but I can't remember for a while, the source of the fragrance is Zhao Xing's quilt!

What's going on? Second brother likes to use perfume?

I can't see it.

No, you have to ask.

"Second brother, second brother, wake up, wake up. Yi Yin kept shaking Zhao Xing, Zhao Xuan opened his eyes impatiently, and shouted, "What's the matter?"

"Second brother, where did you get your quilt?"

"It doesn't matter where it came from, third brother, it's still early, let me sleep first. Zhao Xing fell asleep with a happy expression, sure enough, sleep is king.

"Forget it, I still have to see the noon senior, he may compete with me at that time, I still go to practice the sword first to familiarize myself with the feel. ”

After that, Yi Yin found a secluded place on the mountain and began to practice swordsmanship.

At the same time, the other eight factions had already gathered in the Heavenly Sword Sect to discuss the matter of exterminating the Light Yellow Sect......