Chapter 274: Playing with the Buddha and Playing with the Immortals
Lost Rivers, the horror maze of the human world.
The song Lost Rivers has neither melody nor lyrics, and is a wail of broken human voices from beginning to end. Agu couldn't remember who the singer of the song was, but he was envious of her excellent vocal range of seven octaves that spanned, no, should be called 'Hengba'. He was so envious that he gritted his teeth, and envied that he had: the incomparable enthusiasm for dragging the creator out, breaking the neck, and pulling out the carotid artery and drinking blood.
Six-eared's heavenly hearing powers allowed him to memorize every broken syllable of the Lost Rivers, and he played it on the 'Pure Land' of the Western Heavenly Elysium when he didn't want to remember it at all. Agu felt his head explode, and there were ants crawling all over his bones, but under his deliberately raised syllables, the swarthy face of the Buddha made him happy, and he opened his mouth wide and howled happily.
Wailing, screaming, madness......
The Buddha claims to have seen all the states of life and professes to have compassion for all beings in the world, but he has never heard a song with so many negative emotions. If it were normal, he would have slapped the singer to death, even if he couldn't shoot to death, it would be okay to block his ears, but Agu came here with supernatural powers, and all he heard was instinctive feelings, and the barriers were continuous, and there was nothing he could do with Agu.
"Stop screaming!" Quack gritted half of his teeth.
Agu leaned into the ear of the Buddha, and he found that as long as he wanted to speak to the Buddha, no matter how far away the Buddha was, he could feel it. While visiting the scenery of the western sky, he tortured the ears of the Buddha. He looked at the beautiful scenery here, and if he wanted to see the current state of the Buddha, his mind could move.
"Ha, that's a good supernatural power. Agu sang again, and said with a grin: "This great sage sings to you because of you," and when he said the word 'song', he himself was disgusted, and pouted, "This great sage respects you as the Venerable Shakyamuni Nyorai of the Western Elysium. Rest assured, the admiration of this great sage is like the water of the Yellow River coming up from the sky, rushing to the sea and never returning. This great sage will sing you a song for a day if you don't go to heaven, do you want to heal your wounds? Do you want to be at ease? Okay, there are more interesting things in the human world, let's try them one by one, I don't believe it, can you still resist the thunder tribulation of the Heavenly Dao with peace of mind?
The Buddha closed his eyes and was silent.
Agu sang for a while, and found that the Buddha was motionless as if he was asleep, and he felt a little bored, and he was in the lower realm leisurely.
If the Buddha only felt a shock and ice was clear and cool, as if he had gone to the sky from a scorching region, there was a feeling of rebirth after a catastrophe. The dignified Lord of the Western Heavens will not be without enough self-cultivation, although the strange tone of Lost Rivers can toss people to death, he can still do the state of ignoring and not caring at all, but there is one thing, he can't abandon his own care.
Agu called himself the Great Sage.
He knew that Agu was lying, or maybe he was joking, but he couldn't help but take Agu in his eyes. inherited the fiery eyes and golden eyes is the inheritor of Sun Wukong, and he regarded Agu as a lifelong enemy in the dark. The world thinks that Rulai's mana is boundless, and the Monkey King who overturned the heavens was suppressed by him with one palm, but he knew how much he had planned and how much power he had cut Sun Wukong - he began to plan from the time when the divine stone that mended the sky gave birth to the stone monkey: Guanyin sat on the stone and forcibly cut the spirit fetus 9 into Lingyun, and later the palm of the Five Finger Mountain also knocked out the monkey 9 into the immortal yuan, because he was afraid that the monkey would get out of his control.
Roughly speaking, it is the Heavenly Court's idea to make the Lingming Stone Monkey stronger, Lao Jun's Dan furnace has refined King Kong is not bad and fiery eyes, not to mention, but also let the six-eared macaque and 100,000 evil ghosts donate the origin assistance, and Xitian wants to use the monkey as a tool, not weak, but not too strong.
The dignified Taishang Laojun, how could he not remember that there was an outlet in the Dan furnace?
If he vomited hundreds of mouthfuls of blood in his thoughts, he was disturbed by Agu's thoughts, and his spirit of resisting the thunder tribulation was naturally weakened, don't look at him pretending to be indifferent, but the injury was more than twice as serious. He let out a long sigh as he thought of Agu saying 'come every day'.
The heart is confused, the mess is a mess, and the cutting is messy. Agu inherited the two supreme supernatural powers of fiery eyes and six-eared heavenly hearing, he was afraid, for fear that this was the combination of the Lingming stone monkey and the six-eared macaque - he counted thousands of years to make the two monkeys turn against each other, and knew the horror of it.
"Come on, come on, since you have such a deep foundation, you will eventually become an immortal. "If you come to hang your eyelids, patiently heal your wounds.
The next day, vomiting blood;
Day 3: Blood spurting;
On the fourth day, Rulai looked like a madman: "You really come every day, don't you have nothing to do!"
"I've been pretty idle lately. Agu smiled lightly.
This time, the Western Heaven Elysium has had enough of his torture, and he has a lot of time to toss Rulai, and by the way, he also tosses those monks who are not pleasing to the eye. He became less and less interested in Arhats, Bodhisattvas, and even Buddhas. Behold, we swagger in your territory, and we don't see what we can do, do we?
The Jade Emperor patted the clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear, the clairvoyant reported the chaos in the west, Shunfeng Ear couldn't say clearly, stupidly learned the sound he heard, and before he finished learning, he was slapped by the Queen Mother and broke half of the immortal body, and found a place to cry and heal. Agu's supernatural powers are I don't know how many times higher than them, so I stopped by to take a look, and it was more convenient: I called the Queen Mother.
"Open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door. ”
"Queen Mother of the West, Queen Mother of the West, don't hide inside and keep quiet, you have the ability to rob a man, you have the ability to open the door. ”
This voice was shouted at the great gods present, the Jade Emperor would smile when he looked at the eyes of the Queen Mother of the West, Taishang Laojun looked at his nose and nose, his heart was pounding, and he couldn't help laughing. There is a leader here, and the Jade Emperor is also happy, and all the great immortals leaned forward and closed, and were glared at by the fire-breathing eyes of the Queen Mother of the West, and they were so frightened that they made a way to freeze themselves before it was over.
"Queen Mother of the West, Queen Mother of the West, don't be prestigious here, you have the ability to rob men, you have the ability to open the door......"
The Queen Mother of the West spurted a mouthful of blood and yelled with her bones: "You have the ability not to become an immortal!"
"Aha, the old bald donkey said the same thing. ”
Agu looked at the merits of the Queen Mother of the West, and there were quite a lot of merits, and the scourge was not finished. The reason why it is said to be a scourge is that this menopausal old woman does not do anything. Even if there is a big man like Taishang Laojun, even if there are central immortal officials such as Taishang Laojun, including Chang'e Yutu, which one has not been affected by her bird spirit?
He wandered around in the heavenly court, and saw that the powerful man broke the jade cup, and was beaten down by the Queen Mother of the West the year before his cultivation, and almost became the original form; he saw that there was a fairy who was just looked at by the Jade Emperor more, and in this way he was beaten by the Queen Mother of the West and the fairy body was broken, and the fairy cried and went to the immortal platform, holding the bloodstained decapitated axe, and shaved off his merits, so that he could go down to the mortal world to reincarnate or take away. That fairy really has no choice, only if she has a fairy, she won't live for three days in Heavenly Court.
The Queen Mother is afraid of damaging the merits and not destroying her fairy spirits, but there are a lot of immortals who are tired of the life in the sky, destroy the fairy body, and kill the fairy spirits, which is obviously the most convenient and worry-free way to cut off the merits. What, why don't you go up to Slash Sendai? If Slash Sendai can be used casually, then it won't be called Slash Sendai.
Being cut off by the immortal platform is naturally going down to earth, since it is a beheading immortal, it is natural to cut off the immortal qi in the immortal spirit as well. The immortals who have passed through the immortal platform fall into the mortal world are ignorant, but they are not qualified to be called immortals, just a slightly stronger spirit, betting on the luck that can continue to survive.
Most of them survived a few years of ignorance, did not know reincarnation, did not know how to give up, and died out like this. Thousands of years or even 10,000 years of cultivation are ruined, the body is dead, and the soul is scattered.
The Queen Mother of the West was so angry that she shouted: "Why are you targeting me, Sun Monkey, you have eaten the peaches in this garden!"
"I'm not the Monkey King. ”
"You have the inheritance, you are the Monkey King, you owe a lot of favors to this seat!"
"Cut, don't admit it, look at you unpleasantly. ”
Agu swaggered back.
In this way, there was a period of trouble, chickens and dogs jumped in the sky, and the world was peaceful and complete. Agu has been a little inflated recently, not because he has tossed the immortals, but because of the economic GDP of the human world, which really makes him feel too proud.
The luck of Middle-earth was reconsummated, and that life was a step a day, and he was dazzled by it. In terms of currency, nothing has changed, and the salary is still so much, but the purchasing power of the Middle-earth currency has increased more than eighteen times, and as long as it is available in the world, the people of Middle-earth can afford to buy, spend, and play. He never thought he could do that.
His statue was erected in the middle of Tianhai City, which was a good thing for Shuiquan's sycophants. In a song of praise for virtue, he embarked on the road to the earth fairy world.
The water is endless and blue, and in the distance, seagulls catch small fish in the shallow stream, tumbling and flying to the shore. Agu watched the coastline get farther and farther away, and pinched his hands to make a trick to let the wind blow all the time. The soft but constant wind blew the patched sails, puffed up a round bag, and sailed towards the deep sea in the east.
The boat is a small boat, and I found a fisherman who lost 10 taels of silver to 'borrow', which should be scrapped and waiting to be repaired. Agu carefully repaired it with a mallet and dozed off on the board on which he stepped on.
The system emitted a didi sound: "Congratulations to the host, the ultimate task of the Earth Immortal Realm has been completed by 50%." ”
"Got it. ”
"You still have 2.7 million merit points. ”
"All the lotteries, well, you can collect the Heavenly Dao Purple Qi, don't forget. ”
Be a shopkeeper, facing the sea, and the spring flowers are blooming.
The system automatically drew a lottery for him, and the 2.7 million merit points he got from Bai Angzhi and them were spent. During this period of time, Bai Angzhi and the others destroyed a lot of barbarians who did evil, and in addition to the merit points they obtained, Agu could also get fifty percent here. Agu felt that his cultivation had improved for less than 60 years, so he muttered, 'This time it's unlucky,' and went back to sleep. [.]