Chapter 295: Beginning and Attack
As far as Feng Longde currently sees in the N multi-V family singers gathered in the living room, except for Hatsune Miku, Jingyin Twins and Xunyin Liuge, who have already been in contact, other handsome girls with unique characteristics are all appearing in front of him for the first time, and there are only eight Feng Longde who are more familiar, and the rest are a little blind to him
"Yes, there are nearly fifty of us at the moment, and apart from the four of us, this is the first time anyone else has seen you today. The patrol said, it seems that when she was present, the dominance of the V family singers rotated from Hatsune Miku to her hands, "Are you really sure you want to introduce them one by one?"
"I'm idle today, and it's not in the way to get to know more people. Feng Longde shrugged his shoulders, and his movements caused the shoulder armor on both sides to tremble, "I think that with my current memory, I can still remember the names and general conditions of dozens of people." ”
"So I'll start with him. The patrol didn't talk nonsense anymore, and pointed directly to a short-haired blue man in the crowd wearing a blue and white trench coat and a blue scarf around his neck, "Kaito, Shiyin Kaito, is a bit natural, likes to eat ice cream and popsicles, so he needs to carry Zhenglu Maru with him." He was born in Shizuoka and excels in pop music, nursery rhymes, and folk songs. ”
"Please take care of us when we meet for the first time. Shi Yin smiled and stretched out his right hand to Feng Longde, who also stretched out his right hand to hold the former's.
Shiyin, a young man who seems to be in his prime, gave Feng Longde's first impression that he was quite refreshing, with a kind of style unique to a big brother in his gestures, which made people feel quite reliable.
This V family singer, who is loved by V family fans and called the eldest brother, was actually evaluated by the tour as very natural? Feng Longde himself didn't think it, but since the patrol would say this, she naturally had her basis, anyway, she always had more say than herself, the guy who met Shiyin for the first time.
"Next," after seeing Feng Longde and Shiyin both greet each other amicably. Xunyin continued to point to another woman in the crowd who was hotly dressed and the overall color of her clothes was bright red, "Meiko, she has a bold personality, loves to drink, and she likes to get drunk - Meiko, I didn't mean you, why are you still drinking? It's Christmas." It's not Oktoberfest!"
The latter sentence of the patrol voice is a little confusing, but everyone knows the reason after turning their heads in the direction of the attack: the royal sister with short brown hair and brown eyes among the singers of the V family has already placed a circle of empty cans on the table in front of her at this moment, and she is now opening the fifth can of beer, and there is still white beer foam at the corner of her mouth
"Liuge, isn't it time for everyone to get together and chat, so naturally we have to drink happily!" Attack's tone sounded quite careless, and he could still speak clearly while tilting his head and pouring golden wine into his mouth, "Oh, is this the Teutonic man Feng Longde that you guys often talk about?" ”
"Hello. Feng Longde didn't know what his expression should be. He could only nod his head in greeting.
"It's really the same as what the future said, I feel stunned," the beer in the mouth of the first voice has not yet been swallowed, and the voice of the voice seems to be indistinct, "but it seems to be okay, at least the person is quite honest, and there is nothing bad about it." ”
"Come over to me! Drink with me!" Feng Longde had just understood what the attack was talking about, and the drunken and bold royal sister directly grabbed Shi Yin, who was sitting next to her, and opened another can of beer with the other hand that did not hold Shi Yin. "Kaito, open your mouth!"
It is estimated that the attack has not done this less. Shiyin was about to slip away as soon as she grabbed him, but he was still forcibly drunk - for no other reason, the long blue towel around his neck was caused by him, and he was directly grabbed and pulled back by Qiyin skillfully, making Shiyin live like a bison caught in a western cowboy's lasso.
"Well, she's never been very good at drinking. Makes you laugh. The patrol was obviously quite troubled by the fact that his friend would cause trouble on such occasions, so he could only continue to introduce this V singer to Feng Longde with a hint of apology: "Meiko is good at a wide variety of repertoire, such as pop music, rock music, jazz, R&B and nursery rhymes are all her specialties - of course, when she doesn't drink, it's not that she raps badly when she gets high." It's that image."
"Needless to say, I can imagine" Feng Longde listened to the introduction of the attack and saw that the performance of the attack was a pain, especially the act of the attack forcibly pouring wine on the first sound, which made him easily think of the two powerful monsters he had once taken pictures of, "Patrol sound, this person will not usually mess with any monsters who love to drink, right?"
Feng Longde's words were purely casual after he thought of something, but Xunyin's slightly surprised answer made him realize that he was really a blind cat and a dead mouse: "Feng Longde, how do you know?" Meiko usually spends her time at the tavern, and when we are invited to a banquet at Hakurei Shrine, she always drinks with some good yokai, but she can't drink the guys who are born to drink so much, so we have to carry her back with two or three people every time, and it takes a whole day to get her to wake up from her hangover. ”
"I'll go, is that really like this?" Feng Longde was taken aback, and said in his heart, this eldest sister is okay enough?
"Actually, most of the youkai are okay, even if they drink a lot more than Meiko. "But there are two youkai with horns on their heads that don't have this kind of awareness, and they will pull Meiko to drink until she is completely drunk, and they don't know how to get there, and the two of them themselves are also drunk until they get drunk."
"Wait, you said two monsters with horns on their heads?" Hearing Xunyin's description, Feng Longde felt a shudder on his body for no reason, "Does one of them look relatively young & have a pair of horns, while the other is tall and mature but has a big red horn with a golden five-pointed star in the center of his forehead?"
"That's right, Feng Longde, you know the two of them? Oh yes. At this year's banquet at Hakurei Shrine, you had contact with the two of them, so it's no wonder you're so familiar with their images. The Inspector nodded to show that Feng Longde was right, and then said the names of the two: "If I'm not mistaken, among the two youkai with horns on their heads, the one who looks like a child is called Ibuki Suika. The other one who looks quite mature and tall is called Xingxiong Yongyi, and the race should be ghosts, and I heard that they are all ghost kings."
"I see, no wonder I always think this attacker's wine is familiar. The corners of Feng Longde's eyes twitched, thanks to the singers of the V family, they are gods from the racial level, as long as the faith does not disappear, they can be immortal, otherwise they will rush at the two ghost kings to drink regardless of the severity of the way, and if the attack is not drunk, it will be considered lucky
"Then you don't care about this?" Seeing that Brother Shiyin was forcibly poured wine by Sister Qiyin and foamed at the mouth, Feng Longde asked the other V family singers in surprise: "Could it be that you are all used to it?"
"Hmm. That's right, Uncle Feng. "It's Hatsune Miku who speaks this time, and the patrol is drinking water at this time, but it's her turn to speak, "Sister Qiyin is usually like this now, we can't pull it, so we can only let it develop freely Moreover, Brother Shiyin has not complained too much." At most, we are told to hide any alcoholic beverages and not let Sister Attack find out. ”
"Is this a willingness to fight and a willingness to suffer?" Feng Longde once again felt that his mind was full of black lines. These two are really weird, and if he thinks evilly, he will wonder if the two of them are a pair of SMs
Under the slightly speechless gaze of the audience, the attack soon poured down the first tone, which was not good at all, and the latter's face was not the ruddy of drunk at all, but iron blue - this was obviously the effect of this lack of oxygen from the scarf he was wearing around his neck dragged by the attack, and it was estimated that it was tightened a little more. Brother Shiyin has definitely become a hanged ghost
"Don't bother to talk about you, Meiko, you hurry up and take Kaito back to his room, and you go and sober up yourself. After drinking the water, Xunyin said to Shiyin that she really couldn't help this alcoholic companion.
"Got it, got it," replied the attacker nonchalantly. Then she picked up the first sound that had fainted, and looked at her skillful movements, obviously she was not less tormented by the first sound, and the process from beginning to end was called a skill, "Hey, Feng Longde." ”
"What's the matter?" replied Feng Longde, he was quite surprised that this alcoholic royal sister told him what he wanted to do in his life before leaving.
"You've had a drink before you came here, haven't you? She snorted, "I can smell a faint smell of alcohol on you, it seems to be a high concentration of vodka?
"I spent half the morning and the whole noon in the tavern before I came here, drinking a normal beer in the front and a whole bottle of Spiatus distilled vodka in the back. Feng Longde was silent for a while and then replied honestly, he didn't expect that Qiyin, an alcoholic royal sister, could actually find out that she had drunk alcohol, and she could guess what kind of wine she was drinking, "I used to drink quite averagely, but when I was still living in the outside world, I was forced to increase the amount of alcohol by a Russian friend of mine, and I was able to drink some spirits a little." ”
"Hiccup~" the attack burped, "It's good to drink, and the next time you come back or when I meet you in the tavern, you must have a few drinks with me - the human inhabitants of the village have really not been able to drink mine, and all of those youkai can drink better than me, and this guy (she pointed to the unconscious note she was carrying) can't find a suitable drinking buddy, I hope you can play chess with me." ”
"You can think about it, but it's easy for me to uh and misbehave when I'm drunk, so I can only drink until it's just right. Feng Longde paused for a while, and then found a suitable description to euphemistically explain that he didn't dare to let go of drinking: Feng Longde still remembers the consequences of drinking high at the banquet at the Boli Shrine, and he didn't want to provide new blockbuster news topics to the two Raven Tengu reporters
"Oh, that's the thing," Kien had also attended the banquet at the Hakurei Shrine with many V singers, and even if she was drunk at the moment, she quickly remembered how frustrated this usually serious and rigid Teutonic old man could be after completely going crazy, "Isn't the pleasure of drinking and being happy and being able to do whatever you want?"
Feng Longde: "He has nothing to say about this, Feng Longde feels that he can't communicate with this guy who may have a head full of alcohol!"
Not only Feng Longde, but also the other V family singers also had the same speechless expressions- The former was purely shocked by the attack's answer, and the latter are all parties who have witnessed what this companion can do when he is drunk countless times, which is why Feng Longde, who was drunk at the banquet at the Boli Shrine, made such a moth and the singers of the V family are not too badly destroyed: they have not seen the sound drunk before, and Feng Longde's comparison is too childish
During this whole process, Zhu Henghong, who was hiding in a corner of the living room and surfing the Internet, was particularly calm, because he had already put on noise-canceling headphones, and it was estimated that he would not react even if there was a fight in the living room.
After silently watching Kien walk out of the living room with an open can of beer in one hand and a half-dead Siyin in the other, Feng Longde and the singers of the V family in the living room fell into a deep silence.
The singers of the V family feel that the current chat atmosphere is completely ruined: it was normal when the first introduction of the first tone, but the problem is that the attack, the guy who drinks to death most of the time regardless of the occasion, causes everyone to play instantly;
"Xunyin, can you continue to introduce the other members of the V family who are present?" After a period of silence, Feng Longde took the lead in speaking, breaking the silence, "There are many other people I still don't know, can you let me know?" )