Text Volume 1_Chapter 53 In the Black Snow, She Came (2)

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"Hehe, brothers, are you all right?" said Amu with a smile.

"You're embarrassed to say, you brainless chimpanzee!" said the iron bucket angrily, "This dead toad almost crushed my mother into a meatloaf!"

Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "The little iron bucket was still dead and alive for you just now~~~~"

The iron bucket said angrily: "How can there be such a thing, it is best for this chimpanzee to die, even if he is not digested into feces by it, his body odor is enough to smoke an elephant to death!"

Amu Leng said: "He thinks that I have been eaten, but he just looks down on people, as if I still owe him a meal!"

The iron bucket said angrily: "Chimpanzee, do you want to fight?!"

"Hit it~~~Ho~~~" Amu said angrily, "Your elephant bucket, in addition to using it to hold rice, is there any other use?!"

He shook his chin and sighed: "Elephants and orangutans are not natural enemies, they are both brothers, why can't they get along in harmony?"

"Shut down your stinky old man!" Amu said angrily, "Ho ho~~~ Be careful that I knock off your chin with a stick-"

"And a row of teeth on the chin!" added the bucket.

He shook his chin and sighed again: "Why did you suddenly become so united again, are you a dead friend or a dead enemy?"

"Shut down your stinky old man!" Amu and the iron bucket said angrily in unison, which made them very embarrassed, and they were speechless for a while.

Tao Xiaozhi patted the shoulder of his chin and said with a smile: "They quarrel or fight, they never like * people to interject or meddle, let them go while cool~~~"

"Okay, okay, you all shut up for me, I'm the biggest here, and they all listen to me!" said the old man, "Now is not the time for quarrels or nonsense, officers and soldiers may catch up at any time, we have to leave quickly!

Amu said: "Come on, come on, everyone come here, let me take you for a ride!"

Iron Bucket sneered: "Your driving skills are really the best in the world, and you almost crashed your car last time。。。。。。。 ”

"Then I'll be the frog man~~~" The old dragon said, "Everyone come up, my tree brothers will help you break the queen!"

"Waitβ€”" he said, shaking his chin and patting his head, "there's still one else who hasn't come!"

One-eared dragon!

Where the hell did he go?!

"Looks like he's still in the cave。。。。。。。 Tao Xiaozhi said.

"Even if you have diarrhea, it won't take half an hour。。。。。。。 "I'm used to overeating, so I naturally know this very well.

"Oh no, something must have happened。。。。。。 Shaking his chin and trembling, he said, "No, I have to go up to him!"

Just as he was about to go up, a figure appeared in the cave - it was the one-eared dragon!

He was pale, sweating profusely, clutching his stomach, and said, "I'm sorry, I have diarrhea。。。。。。。。。 ”

Amu said: "You shouldn't be scared by the officers and soldiers again, right?"

Everyone laughed, and the one-eared dragon looked very embarrassed.

Everyone got on the frog one by one, and with a wave of the old dragon tree vine, the frog beast king began his "mighty" journey.

The one-eared dragon said: "Wouldn't this be too windy?"

Amu smiled: "It's better to pull the wind than to have a stomach!"

The one-eared dragon said angrily: "If it weren't for diarrhea today, I would definitely want you, a chimpanzee, to walk around without eating bananas!"

Amu said angrily: "If you hadn't had diarrhea, I would have beaten your ass as big as the iron bucket!"

"It's my business," Bucket said angrily, "Where did my ass offend you?!"

Amu said: "Your butt water tank is so big, you occupy the entire seat, and you still let us sit?!"

Tao Xiaozhi sighed and said, "It seems that along the way, I'm afraid I'm going to be tortured。。。。。。 ”

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Let's talk about how Amu escaped from the frog's mouth.

At that time, Amu was caught in the mouth of the Frog Beastmaster, and at the moment of entry, he stuck its upper and lower jaws with a wooden stick, otherwise it would have been rolled into his stomach. Then he beat it in its mouth until it was spit out. Then, how Ms. Bai subdued it, of course, is not a problem.

Of course, when Amu tells this story, he makes good use of exaggerated techniques to render personal heroism into a dazzling way. There's nothing wrong with that, at least it's entertaining to the public.

"Where are we going now?" Tao Xiaozhi said.

The old dragon smiled, "Get away from the hustle and bustleβ€”"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "Very good, this has always been my wish, I didn't expect you to help me achieve it~~~"

"It doesn't matter where you are, the most important thing is to have food to eat~~~" Iron Bucket laughed.

The old dragon smiled: "There is no food on the Fat Sheep Mountainβ€”but there is as much mutton as you want!"

"Are you going to Fat Sheep Mountain?" Tao Xiaozhi said.

The old dragon said, "Isn't this just in your arms?"

The two laughed in unison.

"Since it's 'Fat Sheep Mountain', there must be a lot of 'Fat Wolf'?" the iron bucket wiped a handful of saliva, fantasizing.

The old dragon smiled: "Could it be that this is also in your arms?"

The crowd laughed again.

The old dragon said: "With this god frog, it is estimated that you will be able to arrive in the afternoon。。。。。。。 ”

After galloping for several miles, suddenly, the wind suddenly rose and whistled past, blowing away the dust raised by the frogs, and the woods "salsal" sounded, surrounded by light and shadow, and the murderous spirit leaked out!

The old dragon drank the frog beast king and looked around.

"What are you doing?" Amu said, "Are you tired? Then you take a rest, I'll ride the frog!"

The old dragon said: "I'm just 。。。。。。。 Lost。。。。。。。 ”

Tao Xiaozhi said: "You are so familiar with the forest, you will also get lost?"

The old dragon sighed and said, "When you get old, you will understand。。。。。。。。 ”

The old dragon is more than two hundred years old, and many ups and downs have been engraved on the annual rings, but the traces carved in his brain have been diluted by the river of time, leaving only some good memories.

If the stupid star is here, the situation may be different, after all, she knows the way, but it's a pity that someone is angry with him,β€”β€” Tao Xiaozhi sighed while thinking, and by the way, he also blew off the bubbles that the little melon squirted.

The most depressed can be regarded as a pet of this person.

There was a gust of gale blowing, a glimpse of the sky and the sun, falling from the sky - the sound of "bell", sparks shot everywhere, Shaolin sticks, big knives, red tassel guns, and tree vines blocked the giant mace!!

- The Demon Rhino Man is iron-clading!

It turns out that he has been in ambush here for a long time!

This blow was as fierce as a storm, and few people could bear it, and it was really going to be bloody and flying! Although the man was fine, the poor frog, where could he withstand the blow from across the mountain, his legs were paralyzed, his eyes were rolled, and his mouth was spitting blood (and by the way, his tongue was also spit out), and he lay there.

The old dragon hurriedly flew out of the vine again, and the iron rushed straight into the sky again, hovering in the sky.

Tie Zhichong roared: "You dead ants, you actually killed my frogs, I will never spare you!"

As he spoke, he swooped down suddenly, and the mace came from the sky and the earth - everyone actively dodged, and Tie Zhichong actually wanted to dodge, but the force was fierce, and the move was also a "straight" unchanged, where to stop this stick momentum - poor frog, in an instant, the flesh and blood flew sideways, and the surrounding trees were drenched, which was miserable!

He was splattered with flesh and blood, and the saddest thing was that he watched how he killed his beloved mount! He threw himself on its carcass, and he buried his head and wept, and he really smelled sadness, and those who saw it wept!

Of course, he was not the only one who shed tears, Amu not only shed tears, but also beat his chest frantically, shouting: Poor baby, I still want to take you home。。。。。。。。。 ”

Hearing this, Tie Zhichong immediately suppressed his grief, his muscles trembled, his muscles trembled, his muscles burst out, his eyes were bloodshot, he gritted his steel teeth, and he was furious;