Chapter 23: The Resistance (6)
Yolande was stunned! Different versions of meeting Princess Jenny often appeared in his sleep, but he definitely didn't expect Jenny's first words to be like this, which severely damaged his self-confidence.
Jenny has been pregnant for a long time, and has been looking forward to him for many years, and must have imagined him as a majestic, but also graceful beautiful man, who knew that he was so sloppy when they met...... Disappointed at first sight, no wonder she wanted to cry a little.
Brother, hasn't he been a prisoner for a few days, his body is dirty and smelly, and he has been beaten so that his nose and face are swollen, where can he be handsome?
But for Jenny's good land, Yolande will never give up. He wouldn't be like many stunned young men, who immediately wanted to jump off the building when he heard the words. He's had been hit enough, and he's been very thick-skinned. He touched his head embarrassedly and said, "Actually, I'm usually quite handsome, but today was purely an accident...... I'm a prince anyway, right, though it's not in vain...... Then it's the Prince of Dark Horses!"
"Yes, yes!" Everyfretin nodded hurriedly, "Actually, I found that His Royal Highness the Prince is still very chic, and his complexion is relatively good...... It's just that I haven't washed my face for a few days, and my complexion looks a little dark, but it's definitely different after washing!"
Are you praising me or exposing my shortcomings, Yolande couldn't help laughing.
Jenny still had a tense face, and said loudly: "Yoland, what do you mean? You have been back to Eli for so many days, and I am the last person to know that you are back!"
"I ...... Uh, I'm not embarrassed, I'm going to order my warriors to scatter all around in the forest, and I'm left with a few brothers......" For the first time, Yolander found that his mouth was stupid, and he didn't know what to say in front of the woman he liked.
Jenny was even angrier. She kicked Yolande hard, turned and strode away.
Oh my god Jenny, you kicked him hard enough to hit him in the shin of his calf. There are very few muscles to protect that bone, and it hurts a little bit, how can you afford to use so much force?"
But he couldn't shout, which would make Jenny think she was very vulnerable.
Everyfrittin looked at him sympathetically and said, "Your Royal Highness, you may have done a bad job in this matter!" Her Royal Highness the Princess heard the news from the Hammondale Forest, and without thinking about it, she immediately brought troops to reinforce you...... It's good that you weren't the first to look for her when you came back!"
Yolande inhaled cold air and said, "Alas, yes, I may have done something wrong!"
"What?!" Eufrittin was also angry, his eyes narrowed as little as Yolander. He exclaimed, "It's not that you're doing it wrong, it's a big mistake!"
"Okay, okay, please hold her first, don't let her get angry and run away, I'll go and apologize to her later!"
"That's just that!" Everyfield turned to leave, but Holland stopped him from behind and said, "Everyfritin, you said that everyone in the Hammondale Forest knows that I'm back?"
"Yes, now that the forest is spreading, we're really the last ones to know. ”
Alas, trouble is up, no wonder Princess Jenny is so angry!
Fortunately, he temporarily disbanded the army, and the more than 2,000 soldiers were like tinder, scattering the news of his return. Now that the fire has been lit, all that remains is to make it burn even brighter.
Malkem ran to report the results, and Yolande waved his hand and said, "Don't talk about it, I know we won, and now I have more important things to do!"
"Yoland, I've heard that Princess Jenny has lost her temper with you, you must think about it!" Malkem immediately grabbed him.
"You ......" Yolande was so angry that he almost vomited blood! he exclaimed, "Do you think I'm a short-sighted person? I just want to wash up and apologize to Princess Jenny later!"
"Oh......" Malkaem let go of his hand.
"Oh your head, help me wash my clothes and armor, and then call Kailin and ask him to sharpen his knife quickly!"
"What did you tell him to do?" Malkaem became nervous again, oh my God, he still had to sharpen the knife quickly, could he be trying to harm himself?
"Tell him to give me a haircut and a beard! I can't go sloppy to see Jenny, I have to make a good impression on her!"
"Me too!"
"Your hands are so stupid, I'm afraid you'll cut my neck with a knife......"
Malchem was stunned for a long time, then called someone to find Kailin, and then squatted by the river himself, vigorously washing Yoland's clothes.
"Yoland, I'm done!"
"How can it be so fast? You won't just wash it with a few random steps with your foot, will you?"
"Alright, well!" said Malkeem, rubbing it up again, hissing and tearing a large hole in Yoland's clothes.
Oops, I'm going to be scolded again!' Malkem looked nervously at Yoland, and saw that he was scrubbing the skin on his body, which had been rubbed red by him, and he still didn't think it had been cleaned.
Isn't it just going to meet a woman, is that so?" Malkaem muttered, I've dated more women than yours, and I've never had such a big fight!
When Yolande climbed ashore to get dressed, he found that his clothes had been torn through several large holes. He immediately turned to look for Marchem and found that he had long since disappeared.
This is the only piece of clothing I have, and you kid made it like this!" Yolande scolded, and put on his clothes, but fortunately there was armor in the way, so he would not make a fool of himself in public.
There was still a lot of food and bacon left in the garrison camp, much to the excitement of the dwarves, who had not known the smell of meat for months. The camp was entrenched, and Princess Jenny sent hundreds of Treebeard warriors to guard the mouth of the valley. Immediately, their roots dug deep into the soil, and the valley mouth was gone.
This gold mine is one of the important economic sources for the restoration of the country, and it seems that Princess Jenny is going to hold on to this valley.
Kaylin is giving Yolande a haircut and beard on the riverbank. Yolande sat obediently, holding a handful of broken hair in his hand, which was already mixed with some gray hair. This made him very sad and did not want to say a word.
Now there is not a single hair left on Yoland's head, except for the eyebrows, which are bare, and under the reflection of the sun, the oil is shiny, which is comparable to the sun.
Kaylin looked at Yoland's bald head as if admiring a proud work. He said unsatisfied: "Brother, I'll get you some tattoos, on your head, forehead, neck, and body, that will make you more domineering as a warrior!"
"Let's talk about it later, now I'm going to see Princess Jenny!" said Yoland, leaning his head over the basin, carefully examining the reflection in the basin.
Could that be me? Looks at least twenty years younger. Except for the little cut on his forehead, he looks like a hairless young man with a hairless mouth.
The lack of a beard made him feel very cold on his chin and very uncomfortable. But to show that he is still young, this sacrifice is nothing.
Yolande took a piece of charcoal from the ashes of the campfire, crushed it, stuffed it in his mouth, and washed his teeth with his index finger. Then he rinsed his mouth violently, and finally stopped his hand in front of his mouth, took a few breaths, and repeatedly smelled himself for bad breath.
Kailin was stunned, I didn't see you so serious when I fought the evil battle just now, you just want to see Princess Jenny, not face thousands of troops!
"Brother, you have to pick some flowers for Princess Jenny, I know women like that. ”
"Does this work? The grass is everywhere, and she won't pick it herself?" said Yoland, incredulous.
"It's definitely useful, what you picked is definitely different from what she picked herself, if it's useless, you can come back and beat me!" Kaylin said, "Why don't I get you a poem or two?"
"Come on!" Yolande immediately shook his head and said, "Your poems can make people's teeth sour!" I'd better get some flowers and see if I can fool her......
When Yolande stood in front of Princess Jenny with a new face, Princess Jenny's eyes lit up.
Is this the same Yolande just now? She carefully discerned, well, it looks pretty good! Although the cheekbones are still a little bruised, it may be fine in a few days.
When she took the flowers handed over by Yoland's hands, two red clouds immediately surged up on her cheeks.
Kailin, you kid really have a hand! How to deal with Princess Jenny, it seems that you have to be my counselor. Yolande looked excitedly at Kaylin, who was wincing at him.
Kailin, why are you pouting so high? I don't know what you mean. Yolande shook his head.
Kailin looked a little angry, and he nodded and shook his head, making Yolande even more confused.
Princess Jenny coughed lightly and said solemnly: "Yoland, for the sake of your sincere apology, I will spare you today......"
"Hmm......" Yolande nodded busily.
"Also, you'll have to show up in front of me every day! If you're so sloppy, I'll never pay attention to you again!"
"Hmm...... Definitely, definitely!"
"Also, you have to discuss anything with me in the future, and you are not allowed to hide it from me, otherwise I will never pay attention to you again!"
"Yes...... Definitely, definitely!"
"And, uh-huh......"
Oh my God! and?!, why don't you just kill me!!
Fortunately, Princess Jenny didn't come up with any other conditions, she only said: "Then let's do it first!"
Yolande finally breathed a sigh of relief. Looking at Jenny's flushed face, he suddenly asked impulsively, "Jenny, can I kiss you?"
Jenny didn't squeak, just lowered her head and fiddled with the corners of her clothes with her fingers.
Kaylin was so nervous that her heart jumped to her throat. It wasn't until Yolande grabbed Jenny and closed his eyes and began to look for Jenny's lips that he immediately jumped up for joy!
It seems that this kind of work can be done by anyone at a certain time, and he is simply worrying!
The warriors all over the mountain cheered! This kiss is not an ordinary kiss, this kiss announces that the two powerful families have finally joined forces, and that Eli is about to rise again!
Princess Jenny's face turned crimson with shame. She didn't run away like the other shy girls, but grabbed Yoland's hand tightly and ran into the forest as fast as she could!
"Your Royal Highness, don't forget to sow seeds in the land!" exclaimed Malkey.
"He will!" said Kaylin, happily looking at the two of them.
Eufrittin also grinned: "Marchem, Kailin, let's make a bet!"
"How to bet?" said Malkaim and Kailin.
"I'm betting Yolande will come back limping!"
"You mean that the injured leg doesn't count? I'll bet with you! I bet that Her Royal Highness Princess Jenny will never be able to walk!"
"I bet with you! Hmph, Her Royal Highness the princess of my family is so strong, she is definitely not a vegetarian!"
It seems that the outcome of this bet is related to the glory of the two families. The three of them stared intently at the dense forest, wanting to see for themselves who showed up on crutches.
It wasn't until sunset that the two came out of the dense forest, neither of them lame.
This disappointed Offreydin, Malkam and Kailin. Alas, for so long, you're just wandering around instead of looking for some work?
The three of them are not the only ones making the same bet. It seems that the soldiers are also very enthusiastic to participate, but they are all disappointed, whether they are working or not, it is impossible to see from the surface!
But the married veterans know it in their hearts. Princess Jenny was too intimate with Yoland, holding his hand tightly, it was the true feelings of having a skin-to-skin kiss...... They looked at the two of them happily, and their hearts were full of hope for the future!