Chapter Forty-Nine: Continuing the Story to the End 2

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Amu said: "At that time, I said to the child, I have another bag of candy, if he helps me loosen the tie, I will give it all to him! The child believed it and really let me go! The child flew to report the news when he couldn't get the candy." I climbed down the tree, and then ran wildly, a large group of flying men fell from the sky, followed me closely, with bows and arrows in their hands, and shot at me like rain, fortunately I had a big life, and escaped a catastrophe! Then, a rapids crossed in front of me, rolling water, more fierce than the Yangtze River, breaking through the clouds from the sky, reflecting the rainbow, very spectacular! Of course I was not in the mood to admire, there was a big river in front of me, the sky was chasing soldiers, and the arrows were shooting down like rain, I had already embarked on a dead end, only to jump and annihilate in the surging river!

Silly Star sighed: "Poor man, who told him not to know how to swim when he died so young......

"What do you think, didn't I sit in front of you properly?!" Amu was almost stunned by Silly Xingxing's words, and he was embarrassed!

"No, I'm too engaged...... Silly Star laughs, "So, you know how to swim?"

"I can swim and use a fart, ho~~ The current is too fast!" Amu said with still palpitations, "I was somersaulting in the water, like someone wrapped in a sack, and then there was a violent punch and kick!"

Silly Xingxing bit his index finger and said, "Isn't that still a good death?"

Amu smiled: "I don't know where I got a piece of wood, I grabbed it, so I didn't have to take it to feed the fish! However, the river was so fast that I could not swim to the shore with the help of that log, so I had to resign myself to fate and go with the flow......

The one-eared dragon was originally dozing, but the assassin raised his head and said with a smile: "I know that river, in the Flying Holy Land it is called the Divine River, in the middle of the air like a waterfall, it is called the Flying Divine Waterfall, also called 'the God is also anxious to urinate', and in the part of the Demon Domain, that is, the part that falls to the ground, it is called the Heavenly Demon River." ”

Tao Xiaozhi exclaimed: "That is to say, the river flew from the floating continent to the Holy Land, fell from the sky, fell into the Evil Demon Domain, and then merged into a river?"

"Exactly!" said the one-eared dragon, "that river, which originated from an iceberg in the Flying Holy Land, called Cloud Breaking Mountain, and then formed the ...... of the rolling river"

Tao Xiaozhi was taken aback again and said, "Isn't Amu going to fall from the river......"

What Tao Xiaozhi meant was that the Flying Heaven Continent was hidden in the clouds, and if he fell from there, even if there was the sea below, he would be killed!

"yes, yes, I fell from there. Amu flashed his snow-white teeth, a few drops of sweat fell from his forehead, and said, "Soon, I'm going to face this, and I understand why those flying people didn't chase after me - it turns out that they had expected that I wouldn't reach the Demon Domain alive! And when I flew out of the river and fell freely, I was already thinking of being reunited with you (as ghosts, of course—I thought you were dead)!"

The iron bucket said: "You really know that things are like a god—we are now reunited!"

Amu ignored him and continued: "Unexpectedly, unexpected things often happen, and they happen to me! When there are still dozens of feet in the air above the ground, a three-dimensional monster (a beast that can live in water, land, and sky)—roughly like a huge lizard with wings—suddenly flew out of the river, with sharp claws and sharp teeth, and rushed straight up, trying to eat me in one bite!"

Silly Star hid behind Huoxing, closed his eyes, covered his ears, and looked terrified, as if he wanted to resist this happening! But this is already in the past tense - Amu said: "Fortunately, I was agile, kicked off its big mouth, and then jumped on its body, and haunted it!"

The one-eared dragon said: "Explain, that amphibious monster, in fact, is called the Almighty Dragon, it is a amphibian, it often haunts the Heavenly Demon River, and is the public enemy of almost all animals in the water, land and air!"

"It tried to eat me, and it ended up with me, count it unlucky, and see how my fist makes it bloom!" Amu showed off the muscles in his arm and smiled, "It was dizzy by me, and shook me off again, so it had to throw me in the river and slip away......"

The iron bucket said: "I can't see it, you are still a dragon master~~~"

"Brother Amu is awesome~~~" Silly Star clapped her palms happily when she heard that she was finally fine, as if this had just happened.

Amu sighed and said: "In this way, I came to the Demon Domain, this place of more monster birds! I have been wandering around the Demon Domain, and I haven't caused any trouble, I didn't expect to come to Tongmo Town a few days ago, and I saw in the bulletin that the death penalty of the iron bucket was imminent - this iron bucket actually caused such a lot of trouble......!

The iron bucket finished his share of barbecue, and said with a smile: "Your story is so long and smelly, I want to doze off when I hear it......

As he spoke, the bucket yawned, stretched, and was about to fall asleep with his head in his hands.

"Hehe~~~ Don't sleep yet-" Tao Xiaozhi smiled, "If you want to sleep, tell your story first, for the sake of us who almost lost our lives for you-"

The iron bucket smiled: "You are not too young, why did you offend the temper of a child again?my story is boring, and my ability to express myself is extremely limited......"

Tao Xiaozhi shook a few skewers of barbecue in front of his eyes a few times, and said with a smile: "I won't let you saliva in vain......"

The iron bucket was about to be grabbed, but Tao Xiaozhi flashed to the side and said with a smile: "Now, do you want to say something?"

The iron bucket smiled: "For the sake of this barbecue, I will be reluctant to make it difficult......"

The iron bucket first gnawed a few bites to quench the hunger in his heart, and then said with a smile: "Say...... This meat is quite crispy, it hollows out my mind...... How do you tell this story......

Tao Xiaozhi took back the barbecue again, and said with a smile: "That's it, if you say play a short section, I'll reward you with a string to see if you say it!"

For the sake of this delicacy, even if the iron bucket racks its brains, it will carry this story to the end!

Iron Bucket swallowed and said, "By the way, when I woke up, my stomach was hungry......"

Amu smiled: "I think you woke up hungry - with your amount of sleep, once you fall asleep, the thunder can't move, it's like eating dozens of catties of spirits, only your stomach can wake you up!"

The iron bucket glanced at it coldly and continued, "So, I went to forage for food...... I couldn't find it for a long time...... I want to eat my hands and feet......"

Amu sneered: "Stories, at least there is a time, place, people and events, no matter how much you think about it, you have to keep it in your stomach......"

The iron bucket said: "They all say that my expression is not good~~~"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Let him say it according to his own thinking~~~ This is very good, leaving the space for imagination to the audience......"

So, he rewarded him with a skewer of barbecue in an iron bucket.

The iron bucket said: "At that time, I was probably in a desert, the sun was high in the sky, like a piece of braised pork, steaming, I was also steaming, and it was about to become a piece of braised pork! At that time, I really missed the braised pork made by my mother......

"Not to mention the problem of hunger, my mouth is as thirsty as tonight's barbecue, and my whole body is like a roast pig in the oven, and I even smell the smell of burning, like a fried pork intestine with chili......"

Amu smiled bitterly: "We have deeply experienced the weather conditions and the surrounding environment at that time, please push the topic forward quickly......"

"At that time, I was thirsty and hungry, and I didn't feel like I was walking in the desert, but like someone put in a pot with oil, salt and peppers, and then I was constantly being turned over and over by the shovel...... Finally I cooked it, and then I gave it to the Grim Reaper......"

"Is the story over?" Silly Star looked at the six "stars" above his head, "It seems like it's all the same dish—"

"What kind of dish?" said Amu with a smile.

Silly Star smiled: "It's probably fried pork offal~~~"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "Listen, there may be other dishes~~~"

"What is only one dish, it is a table full of dishes!" corrected the iron bucket, "and when I woke up again—I was awakened by the aroma—a large table of dishes spread out in front of me! There were all kinds of dishes, and they were called famous, but they were not famous, so I immediately jumped out of bed, and poured them into my mouth one by one, and ate so much that it was ...... It's—"

"Let your tongue dance~~~~," Silly Star added.

"Not only dancing, but it has blown up my taste buds!" said the iron bucket, "and it blew up my stomach too...... As a result, I had a stomach that stretched for a long time."

Amu said: "This is the result of overeating......"