"Your tears are weak and wounded, the miserable white moon bends to hook the past, the night is too long and condensed into frost, who is in the attic cold despair, the rain gently flicks the vermilion window, my life is blown by the wind on the paper, the dream turns into a wisp of incense in the distance, and your appearance is scattered with the wind, the chrysanthemum is full of wounds, and your smile has turned yellow......"

Yang Yi's voice is also above average, KTV Maiba level, but it is enough, enough to sing the euphemism of the chrysanthemum stage, the chrysanthemum platform has a simple melody, the lyrics are plain, a little bit of poetry, but it is not poetry, it is just in line with the appetite of Westerners, if you really want to make Tang and Song poems, the aristocratic ladies here will be very confused. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

The lyrics are just right, everyone can understand, but it has an oriental charm, and the whole song is full of emotions into the play, sentimental and moving, with bright red lanterns, the gentle night breeze, and the flowers in the vase on each table...... All the noble ladies listened attentively.

At the end of the song, the applause rang out, this time everyone applauded sincerely, some aristocratic ladies even had some confusion, thinking that such a dinner party was worth attending, although the previous dinner was luxurious, but it lacked some taste, it was very vulgar, and the dinner under the breeze and bright moon was romantic......

Yang Yi finished singing the chrysanthemum stage and decided to start recycling, he couldn't be in the dasser, the theme was crooked in the dasser, he robbed the tofu scene, the biggest protagonist tonight should be tofu, so Yang Yi clapped his hands and began to serve, the first to serve was coriander mixed with tofu, cabbage tofu shreds, and brine tofu shreds.

Then there is stewed tofu stuffed in the pot, braised tofu, homemade tofu, braised tofu, fried tofu...... The chef is the bard Andre, the reason why Andre is in charge of the kitchen, is because Andre can cook before, once gave his master, the old assassin a few years of cooking, the technique is much more skilled than Yang Yi, as soon as he learns, under the guidance of Yang Yi, after a few nights of exercise, he has already made all kinds of tofu decent, which is more delicious than Yang Yi's.

In this case, Yang Yi is still polite, appointing Andre as the chef, the tofu comes up one by one, the color and flavor are complete, although it is all tofu, it is better than fresh, the aristocratic ladies have eaten everything delicious, but it is the first time to see tofu, under Yang Yi's politeness, they also want to taste it, but they are a little confused, because the table is not a knife and fork, but chopsticks.

The aristocratic ladies who are used to knives and forks, not to mention that they can use chopsticks, have never seen it at all, no one has done anything, but they observe each other, they are very confused, this effect is of course specially designed by Yang Yi, since he is determined to give all the noble ladies an unforgettable dinner, of course, there must be a program and an interlude.

Yang Yi smiled and picked up the chopsticks on the table, and said loudly to the thirty aristocratic ladies: "This is our oriental tableware, called chopsticks, maybe everyone will have doubts, how to eat with such two wooden sticks? ”

"There is also an ancient legend about chopsticks, legend has it that in ancient times there was a king called King Shang, he was more neurotic, moody, and when he ate, he either said that the fish was not fresh, or that the chicken soup was too hot, and sometimes said that the dishes were too cold to eat, and as a result, many chefs became ghosts under his knife. ”

"This much-dealing king had a favorite concubine named Su Daji, and she was a wise concubine, and she knew that the king was difficult to serve, so she had to taste it every time she set up a wine and feast, so that the king would not be salty and angry. Once, Daji tasted that a few bowls of delicacies were too hot, but it was too late to change them, because the king had already come to the table. In order to please the king, Daji hurriedly took off the long hosta on his head, picked up Lai, blew and blew until the food was cool, and then sent it into the mouth of the king. ”

"The king was a promiscuous man, and he thought it was a pleasure to be fed with vegetables by Daji, so he asked Daji to do the same every day. Daji immediately asked the craftsman to make two long hosta sandwiches for her, which is the prototype of jade chopsticks. Later, this way of picking vegetables spread to the people, and chopsticks were produced. ”

Yang Yi told the story lightly, picked up a pair of chopsticks, came to the first round table, taught the noble ladies present how to use chopsticks, and even picked up a piece of tofu with chopsticks and sent it to the nearest noble lady to him. ”

After Yang Yi sang the chrysanthemum stage, the tofu banquet was pushed to a small climax, all the aristocratic ladies began to learn to use chopsticks, although it was difficult to pick up the tofu for the first time, but whenever a piece of tofu was picked up, or the crushed tofu was sent to the mouth, the ladies had a sense of achievement, and they couldn't help but praise when they ate the unique tenderness and deliciousness of the tofu, the tofu of the dragon knight was really delicious, and the tofu of the dragon knight was simply delicious......

People, for easy to get things, will not cherish, not to mention the ladies of the aristocratic family, only to create a little difficulty, in order to impress them, will feel that the tofu is delicious, sure enough, all the ladies are working hard to learn to use chopsticks, they feel interesting, feel the challenge......

Yang Yi's tricks are far from over, he skillfully picked up the tofu and fed it into the mouth of the noble lady, while pretending to be profound: "The use of chopsticks is philosophical, the chopsticks are straight and long, and two are a pair." Using chopsticks to pick up vegetables is not two at the same time, but one is active, one is driven, one is on top, and one is down. The combination of two chopsticks becomes a Tai Chi, the active one is yang, the moving one is yin, the upper one is yang, and the lower one is yin, which is the image of the two instruments. The interaction of yin and yang can be used, which is the unity of opposites, and the yin and yang are mutually rooted. The two chopsticks can be interchanged, the active is not forever, and the active is not forever, which is the yin and yang changeable......"

This set of theories about chopsticks was told to him by a boss when Yang Yi was doing business, and Yang Yi felt that the boss was too capable of pretending, but after all, Yang Yi still asked serious questions and patiently asked for advice, so he was very impressed, and he never thought that this set of theories would one day be used by him to pretend to be forced.

Yang Yi pretended to be forced, pretending to be undoubtedly very successful, his set of theories contains the theory of the Book of Changes, the mysterious Oriental theory makes these aristocratic ladies very interested, although most of them don't understand, but the more they don't understand, the more they don't understand, the deeper it seems, they can't think of it, the tableware used to eat, it turns out that there is such a profound truth, and they are deeply impressed, and even feel that the real nobles should use chopsticks to eat, and the knives and forks used before are simply too LOW.

There are fresh and never-eaten tofu, red lanterns, chrysanthemum stands, chopsticks, stories, and handsome dragon knights, telling the mysterious oriental philosophy, this is simply a perfect dinner, a fantastic dinner, the atmosphere is very harmonious and wonderful, and Yang Yi is never favoritistic, every aristocratic lady is fed a piece of tofu in her mouth......

Ten plates of tofu made of all kinds of dishes were caught in a mess by the aristocratic ladies who had never used chopsticks, but what did it matter? After all, the tofu had already left a deep impression on them, not to mention, no matter how delicious the food was, it could not compare to such a romantic dinner.

After contact, the aristocratic ladies eliminated the previous hostility and talked to each other, under the atmosphere of Yang Yi's mobilization, although they didn't eat much tofu, they drank a lot of wine, and some girls began to recite their favorite poems, but Yang Yi was silent, and when the atmosphere was the most enthusiastic, he hid aside.

Yang Yi's abnormality attracted the attention of Miss Mina, who was already sensitive, she stood up and walked to Yang Yi's side, her little face was already a little red, and it was precisely because of some alcohol that she dared to walk to Yang Yi's side, and asked softly: "Respected Dragon Knight, are you hiding alone and wandering melancholy, is there anything bothering?"

Yang Yi hid to the side, pretending to be lonely, of course it was deliberate, and he was a little unsure if anyone would notice him, but he didn't expect Miss Mina to be so sensible and interested in it, and noticed him so quickly, Yang Yi smiled reluctantly, and said: "I have some troubles, I think you should have heard of it, I came to Hanover City, I came to enter the knight, but I am a knight, and it takes a lot of money to enter the knight, but I only have a thousand gold coins." ”

Miss Mina, who was a little drunk, of course wanted to help Yang Yi, but Yang Yi didn't give her a chance to speak, and continued: " Originally, I planned to return to the territory to continue to be my knight, but in the Su Garden, I got everyone's support, and I had to thank everyone before I could leave, so I used this thousand gold coins to prepare a tofu feast, and after repaying everyone, I will go back to my own territory, but I didn't come to Hanover City in vain, and I met many beautiful ladies, and I was also worth the trip, but maybe we will never see each other again, thinking of this, I am a little sad......"

Yang Yi's performance was impeccable, and even the voice was just right for all the noble ladies to hear, Miss Mina was deeply moved, and hurriedly said, "I can sponsor you." ”

"No, how can a real man use the money of your beautiful ladies, in that case, it would be an insult to me, I would rather not be knighted for the rest of my life, and I will never accept your sponsorship......"

What a backbone, all the young ladies were not moved, Miss Rem just wanted to lend Yang Yi gold coins, at this time Fu Man appeared appropriately, and said to Yang Yi: "Master, we have not reached a dead end, you only have one chance to enter the knighthood, you have made tofu such a delicious oriental food, we can sell tofu......"