Chapter 21: Wu Demon Lao

After the bulb shattered, only the faint light of Wu Demon Lao's dark lantern remained in the entire field. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

...... When my eyes adjusted to the faint light of the lantern, Wu Demon Lao regained his thin dead donkey face, he rolled his eyes and looked at Zhao Shuihe and said, "This time, am I still teasing?"

Zhao Shuihe's tears were full of tears, and his little figure mouth was pouting, and he was on the verge of collapse. Her frightened expression said it all.

Wu Demon Lao saw it in his eyes, and said with a satisfied smile: "The little girl knows that she is afraid? Tell you, the demon can't be like it, we are the Tao of Xuande in the Ming Dynasty in the second year, the essence of the liberated area in 1948, the proper goblin before the founding of the People's Republic of China, legal, understands the policy, is rooted in Miao Hong, and the three stresses are very beautiful." ”

At this time, Zhao Haipeng, whose face had been grim, but never looked at it, suddenly spoke: "From the second year of Ming Xuande to 1948...... You have practiced for more than 600 years...... It's a 'Demon Ancestor'?!"

What the demon ancestor is, I don't know, but this title sounds awesome, it's definitely not a good stubble, the demon ancestor is very capable, and he is here to ask for his life, so I naturally don't dare to offend.

But then again, in my opinion, this demon ancestor doesn't seem to be the kind of character who is not easy to talk to, so in the following time, I began to have illusions, hoping that Zhao Haipeng could rely on his skills to save my life, or say a few good words to this ancestor, at least spare my capital crime.

So, I hurriedly used the technique of "slapping the horse" that I had practiced in the process of opening a restaurant, smiled all over my face, and said to this old Wu demon: "I said...... Demon Ancestor! This Yin Wujia 'practices the Yin Grudge Method', and I am also a victim of the harm done by your disciples and grandchildren! If he does that, I am completely in the dark, and at most I can only be regarded as an accomplice, not the main culprit, and you big demon can't treat me as a fart and let me go, regardless of the villain's faults?"

When Elder Wu heard my words, he smiled all over his face, pointed at me, and said, "Look at it, this young man can speak! Now is a harmonious society, what we want is such a teenager who takes the initiative to admit his mistakes and dares to take responsibility! Learn from ......."

Wu Demon Lao's words, I was very happy to hear it, he had the meaning of treating me as a fart in his tone, so I immediately came alive in my heart, thinking about how to say a few more good words, so that he could let me go completely.

My idea was good, but things backfired.

After Elder Wu said this, he suddenly changed his words and shook his head at me: "I know everything about what happened to you, and I deeply sympathize with you, but after all, you are the main culprit!

Saying this, the demon elder sighed again, and said to me: "You said that you have committed such a great sin, if I don't deal with you, how will I mix in the goblin circle in the future? How can I raise my head in front of future generations? How can this excellent situation of stability and unity be maintained?"

When Wu Demon Lao Shang first went online, I listened to the pain of a pinprick in my scalp, and I even felt like I was being put on a tight spell.

My face was cold, and I held the last trace of luck and said, "Then you..... What are you going to do with me?"

Wu Demon Lao "judged" and said: "If you want to put this sin in the past, I will definitely cramp and peel your skin and beat you to a soul! But now that it is a civilized society, we will not do this, so I will open the net and leave you a whole corpse, and you will follow me in a while and jump into the Yellow River!"

After speaking, this Wu Demon Old stood up and reached out to me, grabbing my arm!

Cold! A kind of coldness that pierces the soul and spreads in an instant.

My whole body, body, and even my mind seemed to be frozen by the biting chill. In front of the powerful power of Wu Demon Lao, I have no room for resistance, like a lamb to the slaughter.

Everything seems to be doomed....... Or is there a slight turnaround?

Just when I felt that my soul was about to be captured by the monster in front of me, Zhao Haipeng suddenly bit his finger and belly, and then he pointed out a drop of blood and pressed it to my seal hall.

In an instant, I regained consciousness. The body that was almost dragged away from the stool by the demon elder also sat back again.

The demon elder shrank back as if he had been stung by something, and then he looked Zhao Haipeng up and down and said: "You are not a Taoist priest, after Wang Yangming died, no one in the world dared to argue with me! Why, with your three-legged cat's ability to go to evil, you want to deal with me?"

"I'm not one of those who pretend to be gods!" Zhao Haipeng said righteously: "I am the protégé of Confucius and Mr. Yang Ming, a proletarian fighter, and a cook in the Five Organs Temple! ”

"Oops!" The old monster of Wu Demon screamed, looked at Zhao Haipeng for a while, and then said: "I remember, killing cats and practicing the 'Yin Grudge Method' is an evil technique used by the Five Organs Temple to collect money, you cooks, are you all black-hearted?

"No!" Zhao Haipeng shook his head and said: "I didn't want to save this Huo Sansi, the reason why I interrupted the process of seducing your soul is that I only hope that you can see that he is a good young man, and let this person fulfill his last wish! Let the family die a dignified death~!"

"What last wish?" said Wu Demon Elder disdainfully.

"Go to the toilet!" Zhao Haipeng's answer surprised everyone.

I even wondered, why did I want Zhao Haipeng to say my last wish? Or such a dirty last wish to go to the toilet is too nonsense!

"Go to the toilet?" Wu Youlao was even more surprised: "Whose last wish will be to go to the toilet!

While Wu Demon was talking, Zhao Haipeng squeezed his eyebrows at me, as if asking me to pick up his words.

I don't know what's going on, but when I reach the edge of a life-and-death crisis, I can only choose to fully cooperate with Zhao Haipeng.

So, I nodded hurriedly and said, "Yes, I go to the bathroom! I don't want to die at the time of death...... Wetting your pants. ”

After listening to my words, Wu Demon Lao shook his head, pointed to a dark corner of the wall, and said, "Go there, give you three minutes!"

After speaking, Zhao Haipeng immediately took my hand and suddenly ran in the direction of the corner, and then my eyes went dark, as if I was pushed there by a gust of wind.

...... When I came to my senses again, I was already standing in front of a brick wall, and Zhao Haipeng was sticking to my back, telling me not to look back or blink.

Subsequently, he quickly told me: "The Demon Ancestor is a big demon with more than 'forty tribulations', and he is deeply resentful, he wants your life, and no one can stop him, but no matter how many hundred years he has cultivated, he is just a cat, so we have to use the weakness of the cat to fight him and let him fall into our trap, otherwise there is no chance of victory!"

"What weakness, how to win?" I asked, widening my eyes.

"The cat is curious, conceited, and bold, so I'll make a bet with him in a moment!

I nodded, and I could only nod.

Seeing that I understood, Zhao immediately ordered me to close my eyes, saying that after I heard the voice of the demon elder, I would open my eyes!

I nodded, and closed my eyes apprehensively.

Ear...... The sound of the wind blowing again.

"Okay, let's get on our way!" I opened my eyes when the old guy spoke again.

By this time, the old goblin had stretched out his arm to me to ask for his life.

At the critical moment, Zhao Haipeng really spoke again and stopped: "Demon Elder, I feel that you are not authentic! Words don't count! Obviously, you have already spared others, and you still want people's lives?"

"Oh! Come out halfway to bite the gold? Interesting!" the demon old grinned, and then pointed at Zhao Haipeng and said, "You are here to tell me, when did I spare this kid?"

Zhao Haipeng immediately said: "According to the legend in the Five Organs Temple, the person who is entangled by the Yin Evil Demon Ancestor will be punished within twenty-one days after the death of the first main offender, and when the sun sets on the twenty-first day and the shop is closed, if this person is nothing wrong, it means that your Demon Ancestor has forgiven him." ”

"Yes, yes!" I quickly slapped the table and said, "When you were looking for me, the sun had already set and my shop had already closed, which means that you forgave me!

Zhao Haipeng's words seemed to embarrass the demon ancestor a little, and after the old guy covered his branches for a long time, he spoke: "I can't be blamed for this! I want to come early, but to catch up with the rush hour, traffic jams, and your store closes early...... Besides, what age is it now, do you people still hold on to the old yellow calendar? You have to keep pace with the times! And if he dies this year, this is his fate! Do you understand the number of fate?"

"I don't think so!" Zhao Haipeng argued with reason: "Demon Ancestor, I feel that people's lives are in their own hands, and people can change their own destiny through their own efforts! For example, the Boss Huo you want to kill, he was originally a poor worker, but now he has become the boss with his own hands? He has also earned a lot of money, this is the power of people!"

"Nonsense!" Demon Ancestor said unconvinced: "This Fu Lu Shou is all predestined, I have lived for more than 600 years, and I can tell fortunes and fortunes, I know better than anyone else!

When the Demon Ancestor was discussing "life" with Zhao Haipeng, he had already deviated from the topic because of his curiosity, and no one could convince anyone if they said a word.

Wu Laoyou, a god stick, insisted that the hexagram and the number of lives are the basis for determining all things in the world, while Zhao Haipeng believed that the efforts and opportunities of the day after tomorrow were the reasons for grasping the fate phase......

In this way, the two guys, Demon Lao and Haipeng, one thinks that "human fate is predestined!" and the other thinks that "a gentleman lives in the interests and serves his life", which is really the same as a debate, so it is not lively.

In the end, Zhao Haipeng saw the right time, slapped the table and said: "Old demon Wu, you bastard! Purely the scum of objective idealism! After living for 600 years, you don't know as much as me, a retired soldier, full of nonsense, and vainly claiming to have seen through human life, I think you purely rely on one mouth, and you don't have the real ability to look at life face to face! A charlatan!"

After all, Old Demon Wu is a demon ancestor who has lived for more than 600 years, and he can suffer from Zhao Haipeng's anger in vain!

So, he also slapped the table, showed his mouth full of cat teeth, and said: "You say that I can't meet each other? When I met each other, the head of your ancestor 'Zhao Dao' was still hanging on the city gate tower in Beijing! You are the oldest, and you dare to argue with me!"

Zhao Haipeng smiled and said, "If you are not convinced, do you dare to compare with me?

"Compared with you?" the cat demon sneered, "What do you compare?"

Zhao Haipeng saw the right time, and hurriedly pointed at me and said, "Let's compare who can calculate his life!"