"He wrote my pillow."

"Boom".

It was like a dam discharging floodwater, and the waves were rolling into the sky.

Someone covered his stomach, slapped the desk vigorously, and laughed.

"Silence. The head teacher shouted, waited for the class to be quiet, and said, "I can't imagine that there will be such a strange thinking, just this essay title, the teacher who gives more than 30 points to the batch of papers is ......."

Zhao Hongying is teaching Chinese in the end, and she still pays attention to quality, so she stopped talking and said, "Well, you eat rice." Here, I have recorded a passage, read it here, and everyone must take it as a warning. ”

"My pillow is 47 cm long, 14 cm wide and 6.8 cm high, when I press down on the back of my head, the volume drops by one-seventh, the contact surface of the left side of the face is smaller, 4% lower than the same period last year, the left side is far away from the ventricles for sleep, which may increase sleep quality by 5% to 9%......"

"Is this an essay?Ah, Yang Fan, you definitely did it on purpose?"

"Novelty, teacher, I just didn't think I could write well before, but this time I deliberately innovated. Yang Fan's face was full of innocence, and he shouted in his heart if it was so bad, it seemed that this paragraph was okay.

The classmates were already laughing and leaning back, almost out of breath, wonderful, really wonderful.

"What an idea, I'll tell you later. "Zhao Hongying is also angry, and she still doesn't know how to reflect," he continued. ”

About himself, after laughing, the class fell silent for a moment.

"Fifth place, Ye Haoran. ”

Ye Haoran's science scores, if it weren't for Yang Fan, but he had been the first in the class for a long time, and he was held back by liberal arts.

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Ninth place, Song Minghui.

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Twelfth, Xiao Hongye.

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After reading the first twenty, except for Yang Fan entering the list, there is basically no surprise.

"This time, the total score of the class is the second among the five science classes, and the improvement is very great. As we all know, in the past, our class was to protect four and fight for three. As for the reason, it is still a math problem, and the next class is a math class, and Mr. Chen will talk to you about it. ”

Zhao Hongying looked at the time, and the self-study time passed immediately, and said: "Class leader, the book is for you, and you can arrange for someone to write the rankings and scores on the blackboard while you are free." ”

"Yes, teacher. Zeng Sisi stepped forward and took the book.

She nodded and left.

Feeling another movement on his elbow, the note was handed over.

"I still didn't finish in the top 20 this time. ”

Yang Fan knew that Lin Yuwei was in a hurry, no matter how hard she tried, she would stay between 20 and 25.

"Don't think too much about the scores, let's go to literature, girl. Yang Fan wrote.

"Literature is also not favored, and I write that I am laughed at by my classmates. ”

"Don't worry, I can help you. ”

"Your composition is so poor, how can you help?"

What? How dare you look down on me so much?

Yang Fan tore up the note depressedly, it was really a shame, to rise, to go against the sky.

In the first math class, Chen Changyi put down the thick paper and said, "Congratulations to all the students in class three, this time your math results are quite outstanding, and you have no temper in other classes." ”

Chen Changyi is not a class teacher, he does not need to go through a set of processes of suppression and promotion, and he is relatively easy to speak.

I took the roll by name and sent the rolls down in order. First place, Yang Fan, 148 points. ”

The head teacher mentioned that there was no accident and caused a sensation, and everyone accepted it calmly.

Second place, Ye Haoran 143 points. ”

"Third place, Shen Hongyi 136 points. ”

“......”

"Seventh place, Song Minghui. ”

Reading this, Chen Changyi was stunned, this math class representative was included in the top five, this time it was a poor performance or what was the reason.

He didn't say anything and continued reading: "Eighth ......"

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The students who received the paper immediately started to discuss and compare, and by the way, they showed off their superiority and brushed a wave of envy.

"Okay, let's stop looking at mistakes and comparing scores. Chen Changyi shouted loudly, waited for the students' attention to focus on the podium, and said, "Some students may have noticed that this time the score has advanced a lot, and they think that mathematics has made great progress to stand up." ”

The squad leader Zeng Sisi was the first to stand up, and the others ...... No.

Chen Changyi is blinded, doesn't anyone find out?

"Take it for granted. Chen Changyi patted his head and understood the reason, it is normal for math scores to fluctuate up and down, play, difficulty of the questions, only by comparing the whole grade did he find that the three classes improved.

Zeng Sisi played steadily, was good at summarizing, and had a strong view of the overall situation, so he analyzed the reasons.

"Well, I don't think you can figure it out if you ask, you just obey the arrangement. ”

Chen Changyi was speechless, the exciting moment hit the air, his heart was stuffy, and he said, "The squad leader sits down first." That Yang Fan, a few of our math teachers have discussed, this paper will be explained by you in the ladder classroom during the evening self-study, is there a problem?"

Yang Fan stayed for a few seconds, and no one notified him in advance, no wonder Teacher Feng didn't go to class today, he must have communicated with each other.

"Okay, no problem. ”

"Good. Chen Changyi was overjoyed and said, "Students, please bring your notebook, voice recorder, etc. to the lecture hall at 7 o'clock in the evening, this time, it will benefit you for a lifetime." ”

Chen Changyi's words are both expressing importance.

Thinking thoughtfully, compared with the previous scores, I remembered Yang Fan's extracurricular tutoring.

I see.

"Some people may not understand, but you will know after the class. Remember to make sure to record and shoot the video. Now, putting the papers aside, we'll go to class. ”

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At the end of the math, it is the turn of the Chinese class teacher to play, and the same paper is distributed.

"If you make a mistake, you will find a classmate to correct it first, and then talk about it another day. In this lesson, let's talk about composition. ”

As soon as the words came out, everyone in the class laughed.

In the third year of high school, students have formed their own style of writing and also have their own ideas.

Add more idioms, add more sentences, etc., all of which can add points.

40-point essay, most of them are a little more than 30, no matter how bad it is, 256 or 256 still have to be given, this is the bottom line of a normal marking teacher.

Zhao Hongying has a flame in her heart, it is really embarrassing, and she has to teach the hydrological techniques of composition in the third year of high school.

"What is the title of mine? The first idea must be the character. The person who wrote the question is also to see the emotional entanglements of the characters and so on. Write the re-water, thirty points to take steadily, is to take steadily. ”

Zhao Hongying's voice was put to the maximum, and she said angrily, "That Yang Fan, do you understand?"

"Teacher, my relatives and friends are all a bunch of tease, the composition is serious, sacred, how can you talk nonsense, there is no sense of involvement. If the grading teacher looks at it and treats it as a novel, will he give him a high score?" Yang Fan still feels that he is good at writing, and others don't understand.

Zhao Hongying felt that she had a heart attack, her heart had been broken into seventeen or eighteen pieces, she took a breath, suppressed her temper, and said, "Okay, the characters are not good, then go to the second class." Show writing, show kindness. My hometown, my motherland, use more comparisons to people, sublimate feelings, and may not have high scores. ”

"It's too fake and empty, no one is a fool, I know that the fake writing is also given a high score, and I get nervous. Ask me to approve this kind of essay, five points and ten points are about the same, we are high school students, we don't have to make government reports, we must be passionate, we must be energetic. Yang Fan said.

"Well said. ”

"Not bad, not bad. ”

"Same as I thought. ”

A group of classmates supported someone, and Zhao Hongying, who had just suppressed her temper, burst into flames and shouted: "Okay, then tell me, how good is your pillow, what is the idea, what feelings can be expressed, and what emotional resonance can it arouse?"

Yang Fan smiled slightly, parallel goods don't know how to appreciate the beauty of literature, and look at how I convince you.

"My idea is human life, and I call on human beings to pay attention to health. ”

"Wow. Whispering in unison, the students were dumbfounded, so there was a compelling literary connotation.

Under the watchful eye, Yang Fan stood up and talked eloquently: "As we all know, pillows accompany human beings for one-third of their entire lives, and they exceed their wives, parents and other immediate family members in just time, and the importance of pillows is self-evident."

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"Babies should start using pillows when they are one year old, and centenarians should use them. The pillow is already the most important partner in life. ”

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"According to statistics, if the comfort of the pillow is insufficient, the first will affect sleep, and the second will affect lifespan.

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"Everyone has to find the best pillow, that is, for life and for life. ”

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"The maximum height is generally 10-15 cm, and the low area is 3-5 cm, which is the best comfort for the human body. ”

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"What Yang Fan said is very reasonable, I want to go back to study and study. ”

"The regulations are clear, the arguments are clear, and the text is good. ”

"It turns out that my insomnia is because of the pillow, and I have gained knowledge. ”

"Wonderful article, the text is useful to read in. ”

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"Well, it's okay. It's a bit of a pity that the article was buried. Zhao Hongying also nodded, and then her eyes widened, what the hell is this.

Seeing the students being brainwashed, even he began to identify with himself, and the head teacher couldn't accept it.

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it. You go back and see the difference between an essay and an essay, Baidu yourself. "I can't teach, this student can't teach, Zhao Hongying gave up, "You look at it." ”

"Teacher, I see. ”

Yang Fan felt that the grading teacher didn't understand aesthetics, so he liked to brag and didn't seek reality at all.