Tang Seng kicked Sun Wukong in the quilt. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Sun Wukong woke up suddenly, bounced up from the bed, and brought the quilt to the ground because he used too much force, exposing the slippery Tang Seng.

Sun Wukong is used to sleeping on his stomach, and when he tries to hang himself upside down on the tree, he actually has a strong sense of rejection, and he has no choice but to sleep in a quilt with Tang Seng.

Of course, Tang Seng was very dissatisfied with this result, there should have been only one of him in the quilt for a monkey, or a monkey who had not taken a bath for eight hundred years, which made him very angry in his heart, and he couldn't help but put his foot on Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong was kicked awake in vain, he was very angry, and he wanted to flatten Tang Seng with a golden hoop stick.

Then Tang Seng hurriedly recited the mantra, and Sun Wukong held his head and screamed.

"What's wrong?" asked the old man, who had been awakened by the master and apprentice, lit the kerosene lamp and looked at the two.

"Do you have any other bedding in your house, can you let this monkey go to sleep on the ground?" Tang Seng kicked Sun Wukong again, Sun Wukong kicked back angrily, and the force directly kicked Tang Seng out.

"I'm sorry, Holy Monk, my family is relatively poor, so there are only these two volumes, and the one you built belongs to my wife, who died seven days ago, otherwise I wouldn't be able to stay with you. ”

The old man sighed: "This doll looks like this, strange shape, if I don't stay with you, I'm afraid you will be exiled to the wilderness." ”

"I'm really sorry for causing you so much trouble. Tang Seng clasped his hands together.

"Where is the holy monk, you are going to the west to get the scriptures to save people, it is an infinite great merit, and if you can help the holy monk, maybe I will suffer a little less torture after death. ”

Tang Seng smiled and slapped the old man, and then kicked Sun Wukong's ass again.

"You can't lean to the side, you have to squeeze me. ”

"That's how you are a master, you take all the good things yourself, and let your apprentices suffer?"

"What are you talking about, don't I hand over all the monsters I met along the way to you, it's not to make you more showy, otherwise I'll give them all the seconds with a single qigong wave, and I use your efforts to fight them one by one, it looks very troublesome. ”

"Hehehehehe, a guy who can't even beat a wild boar is going to kill those monsters in seconds, you are really a fool's dream, and you are not afraid to laugh and lose your big teeth when you say big things. ”

"No matter how I say it, I'm also a holy monk, do you really think I don't have anything to save my life?" Tang Seng sat up from the bed.

"If so, you might as well show it to me, otherwise how would I know what it is. Sun Wukong also sat up and looked at Tang Seng without showing weakness.

"If you ask me to show you, I'll show you, doesn't it seem that I have no face, I won't show you, and I'll use it when you want to betray me one day. ”

Tang Seng lay down again, turned his head to the other side and stopped paying attention to Sun Wukong.

"I didn't know what I thought in my head, but I really thought you were a high-ranking monk, and I couldn't hold it back for a long time, you tease. ”

"I'm obviously a high-ranking monk, don't believe me, recite a mantra, you can see if your head hurts. Tang Seng raised one hand and read again.

"Pull it down, and if you have the ability, take off the golden hoop from my head, and see whose headache it is." ”

Tang Seng glanced at Sun Wukong: "You are stupid to me." ”

A gust of wind blew, and the kerosene lamp lit by the old man was blown out, and the three people in the room looked at each other.

The three of them all remember very well that they had closed the door before going to bed, and where the wind came from.

Wait, a string of information flashed in Tang Seng's mind, the old man's wife had been dead for seven days.

Isn't the seventh day a resurrection?

Tang Seng sat up cross-legged and recited the scriptures.

Sun Wukong's fiery eyes also saw the old man's wife, standing with a crutch, trembling towards the three of them.

The old man also seemed to sense the presence of his wife, sat up from the bed, and groped his hands in the air.

The old lady was sent away by Tang Seng's scriptures, and the old man suddenly became excited, pinching Tang Seng's neck and not letting go, until Tang Seng's face turned blue and purple Sun Wukong stopped the old man.

"What are you doing!" Tang Seng pushed the old man away with the help of Sun Wukong, covered his throat and coughed a few times.

The old man woke up suddenly, and looked at Tang Seng who was pinched by himself and hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't know what was going on just now, I felt that my wife was in pain, and my hand involuntarily stretched out to you." ”

Tang Seng looked at Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong pretended not to see Tang Seng's gaze, curled up and pretended to be asleep.

"You get up for me. Tang Seng kicked Sun Wukong's buttocks, and Sun Wukong grabbed Tang Seng and was about to hit after he jumped up.

"Did you see something?" Tang Seng looked at Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong remained silent, of course he saw everything, when Tang Seng's scriptures spread to the old lady, the old lady's figure became distorted, making a sharp and piercing sound, and finally curled up together, completely disappearing from this heaven and earth.

However, he can't tell Tang Seng about this, because if Tang Seng knew all this, he would not go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, he would not argue with Rulai as Guanyin said, and he would not let himself be free.

Although he was very angry, he had to admit that almost everything about himself, including freedom, dreams, and wishes, was on this monk.

When the situation is unfavorable to you, it is common sense not to let the other party know what you can not let the other person know.

It's a pity that although Sun Wukong is well disguised, Tang Seng just doesn't believe Sun Wukong's words, his sixth sense tells him that something must have happened just now, otherwise the old man and Sun Wukong will not both change their attitudes, as if he is some kind of murderer.

And Tang Seng also vaguely guessed that the cause of the incident came from his own recitation of the scriptures.

Of course, the exact situation has not yet been confirmed.

Tang Seng began to recite the mantra, and Sun Wukong rolled on the ground twice in pain.

"Stop, stop, I'll tell you, I'll tell you it!"

Sun Wukong finally couldn't bear it anymore and stretched out his hand towards Tang Seng.

"Tell me what just happened. ”

So Sun Wukong recounted everything he saw just now, and even the old lady's sharp and painful screams were expressed by Sun Wukong.

Tang Seng fell silent.

It's really a problem with my own scriptures, but this scripture has been recited by me since I was a child, and there has always been no problem, why is it today?

Tang Seng scratched his big round head, and couldn't think of a reason.