Chapter 137: A Comedic Secret Encounter

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"There are more eyes than stars here, not where to speak. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Tonight, I will set up a banquet for you in the big river fish shed, and I will see you or leave. You only have one or two blood brothers, and it is not appropriate for many people. The important thing I want to tell you has to do with Dansha. If you arrive first and say to a beautiful young lady in the store that she is my guest, she will greet you well. ”

Ding smiled: "Your woman again?"

After Chi Wuxing finished speaking, he left without looking back, and did not respond to Zhu Ding's question.

Zhu Ding listened to Chi Wuxing's unclear words, and was thinking about it, Du Qunfang and Mu Mangzi had arrived.

Du Qunfang said: "Brother Ding, who was that person just now?"

"Take the flying white one. ”

Du Qunfang didn't believe it, and he didn't dare to ask again, but he heard Mu Mangzi say, "He invited you to dinner?"

Ding Ding was stunned for a moment, patted Mu Mangzi's face, and said with a smile: "Silly brother, how do you know?

"I see you're smiling at him, there must be something good, and eating is the biggest thing. Mu Mangzi shook his head and said.

"To tell you the two of you the truth, that person just now was Chi Lacking a mouth, and he asked me to prostitute women. Remember, if you dare to leak out, you will never be in the Hu'an Palace again!"

The two sworn brothers nodded vigorously.

At this moment, the barbarian walked around the neighborhood and came over.

He said, "You go and call all the other brothers back, and gather in advance in the place where they have been promised." I guess Madame's business is almost over, ready to go!"

Sure enough, after a short time, Mrs. Ba Yongqiu and Meng Menglong came out of the mourning place with tears on their faces, got in the car and returned to the Hou Mansion.

Don't talk about it all the way. After entering the mansion, Ding Ding sent Menglong to the room, and secretly said to Menglong: "Chi Wuxing came to me just now, saying that General Baxiu has something to ask you, and asked me to meet in Dajiangyu at night." I didn't understand what he meant, I didn't say go, I didn't say no. ”

"It's true that Chi Wudaunt was once a person from Ba Xiu, but why didn't General Ba Xiu come to me directly? I am already familiar with him. ”

"That's exactly what is suspicious. ”

"Did he say what's wrong?" asked Menglong as he walked.

"He said it was related to Dansha. ”

The Menglong paused, thought for a while, and said in surprise: "Who else knows about this?"

"And no one knows. Menglong, why are you surprised?"

"My Hu'anshan tribe does not produce dansha, if Ba Xiu wants dansha, just say a word to Yuhou's people, and I just saw Yuhou, he personally came to mourn. So I guess this dansha may refer to a person. ”

At this point, he also opened his mind, and also exclaimed: "If this is the case, you must not participate in this matter, and if your father learns about it, he will be furious." ”

"You go and meet with Chi Wuxing when you apply, and then act when you see the opportunity. He agreed.

It was easy for Ding Ding to arrange all the tiger guards who brought him to the position of one by one in the name of security, and strictly ordered that no one was allowed to leave his post from now on, even if it was his turn to rest, he could only be in a fixed place. The Tiger Ben guards were already well-trained, and this was not too much to ask, so no one doubted.

Meng Long discussed with Ding Ding, thinking that it was not appropriate for Ding Ding to go alone, and it was not appropriate to take more people, so he wanted to choose one person among the guards to take care of him.

After thinking about two or three people, but they couldn't be determined, Zhu Ding suddenly thought that it must be better to take a fool than a smart person, and that is the most secret way. I don't know what kind of considerations the Menglong had, but he actually agreed in a comedic way - so that future generations will be unpredictable when they see this historical record.

So, Ding Ding found Mu Mangzi alone, told him that he was going to prostitute women, and asked him not to say anything to anyone, Mu Mangzi was of course overjoyed and swore to keep his mouth shut.

In order to hide people's eyes, Zhu Ding and Mu Mangzi deliberately went to a quiet small courtyard in the backyard to change the satin clothes specially found from the mansion of the Marquis of Citrus.

Subsequently, Zheng Lihua, the maid of Madame Ba Yongqiu, quietly came to make simple modifications to the hair ornaments of the two - needless to say, all of this was secretly arranged by the cautious Menglong.

He changed his clothes and came out of the room first, feeling a little uncomfortable.

After a while, Mu Mangzi came out with Zheng Lihua, and Ding was about to see his joke, when his open mouth suddenly couldn't fall.

Seeing that Mu Mangzi was like being reborn, he secretly thought, how is this possible? His temperament is not yet under Ba Chong, the son of the second son of the late second son, who is recognized as unmatched by the Mandarin he has ever seenβ€”of course, Zhu Ding does not necessarily know the word "temperament", but he often follows the dream dragon and has seen many characters, and it can be regarded as reading countless people.

"Brother Ding, what are you thinking? People rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, you look at Mu Mangzi, you are made by me, you look like a person, right?" Just as he was thinking, he heard Zheng Lihua say with a smile.

"I almost didn't recognize it. "Said Ding.

Rika smiled: "You don't talk about Mu Mangzi, you are almost completely changed." ”

Bidding farewell to Zheng Lihua, the two of them walked out of the Hou Mansion through a small door where slaves entered.

As promised, I came to the big river fish shed that was built at that time, and I didn't see the shadow of Chi Wudaunt.

At this time, it was getting late, and Ding Ding secretly thought, Chi Wuxing was really late.

is looking, out of the shed out of a young woman, about thirty years old, with peach blossoms, melon seed face, big and round eyes, coordinated facial features, only the mouth is slightly larger, the figure is well-proportioned, plump, wearing the red satin of the Shu Kingdom, see her coming over, waist twisting hips, two big rabbits on the chest, jumping and jumping, the attitude is merry, very enchanting.

Ding Ding was shocked: "Sure enough, it's a stunner, and it's not shallow." ”

"Two guest officers, look at what you want, come in whatever you want. A bewitching greeting, coupled with the intoxicating smell of spices, makes people lose their souls.

"It's Chi Que who asked me to come. Ding replied, unconsciously glancing at her full chest.

"Please come in. The woman made a very seductive gesture.

When the two guests entered, they saw that there was a hall inside, and the river was outside, and the river beach on the other side of the river could be seen from the window. In the hall, there was a more obvious smell of fish, a few tables were neat, and there were several small rooms on the left, and the doors were closed. On the right side should be the kitchen, with firewood and the smell of fish running out of it.

The hall was empty.

At that time, it was a little early for dinner, and it was not dark at this time, and it was a little too late for dinner, but it was not as if there were no diners.

As he watched, the woman had squeaked the door shut.

"Don't say he's okay, when it comes to him, he won't be angry!" the woman said as she closed the door and scratched her head.

"What do you mean by that?" said the Dumb Tin.

"If you smoke xx, you won't recognize people! Don't talk about him! He hasn't been here for a long time. ”

Chi Wudaunt also made a joke a little bigger, but quickly thought that the possibility of a joke was very small, and to see what else he could do, he took back what he wanted to ask.

"Brothers, just in time! You, who will come first?" said the woman.

After speaking, the woman stared directly at Mu Mangzi - Chi Wuxing only told the woman that she wanted to meet important guests here and say important things, but she didn't say anything, let alone say anything, but she recognized both the clothes and people, and saw Mu Mangzi dressed in satin clothes and had a vulgar temperament, thinking that he was the son of a big family from Jiangzhou or other places, but thought that Zhu Ding was his follower, at most a local tyrant.

Seeing the hot eyes of this bewitching woman, Mu Mangzi suddenly remembered the look in the eyes of Gu Mu's youngest daughter Shaoye in Dream Valley when she once mentioned him alone to see herself.

Zhu Ding thought, as soon as this woman opened her mouth, she didn't care about her acquaintances, she was really a meat and vegetarian all-you-can-eat goods, she steadied her tail and didn't answer the phone, and she couldn't imagine Mu Mangzi and said, "I'm not here to prostitute you!"

Ding Ding laughed secretly, and he couldn't figure out why he suddenly said such a strange thing that a normal person couldn't say anyway, and he couldn't laugh out loud.

When the woman heard this, she thought that Mu Mangzi meant that she didn't take a fancy to herself, and she was even more sure that this person must be a person, so she was a little embarrassed, and said angrily: "Childe, you are not here to prostitute me, then, are you here to prostitute my man?"

"How many men do you have?" asked Mu Mangzi. This sentence made Zhu Ding no longer hold back, "fluttering" laughed, and hurriedly held back.

The woman was furious: "Ignorant things! Come here! Chop up and throw them down the river to feed the fish!"

Before the words landed, there was a sound of "Peng", and two people rushed out of a private room in the middle of the left, one tall and the other majestic, holding a short sword, and the tall man shouted: "I don't know what to do!

Mu Mangzi didn't think about it, the short sword was already in his hand!

"Hahaha!" Chi Wudaugh, wearing a short black robe, pushed the door out of a small room by the river.

Mu Mangzi has not woken up yet, and has been invited to the small room where Chi Wudang is hiding, where various tableware has been placed on several tables, as well as the famous wine of Pakistan.

Only then did Ding find out that the two people who rushed out were both warriors in the Sixth Prince Ba'an Mansion, the tall elder was nicknamed Gansan, the slightly shorter was nicknamed the Fake Chu Ren, and the ugly bird.

At this time, the three of Chi Wudaunt also understood that they were a fool who came with Zhu Ding, and couldn't help but laugh again.

After laughing, he said, "Only if you don't have a mouth, you can think of this one." ”

"Originally, I wanted to take the thief and catch the traitor, but unfortunately, I was confused by Mu Mangzi. Otherwise, there is still a good show to watch. The fake Chu people laughed first.

Seeing each other late, regardless of the guest or host, the five people sat down. The three of them sit on one side, the guests sit on the other, and the guests face the direction of the hall.

After a while, the beautiful young woman changed into the clothes of a cook, and there was another style, she brought in several times and it seemed that it was cooked fish that had been prepared a long time ago, and at a glance she knew that she was working as a cook and a waitress today.

The three of them were talking and preparing for the meal. Mu Mangzi's eyes took turns scanning the dishes that the woman served, and of course he did not avoid scanning the people who served the dishes, and he saw several delicacies with different shapes: Jiang Tuan, Bai Python, saury, and three kinds that he couldn't name. Perhaps, in his opinion, the color and aroma of the food are no worse than that of the housewife.

Without further ado, he began to eat fish and drink alcohol.

Mu Mangzi didn't say a word, for fear of delaying eating and drinking, enjoying the food, and several other people blew up all over the world.

The woman pushed the door in several times, added food, wine and water, and said a few second-rate words to the three of Chi Wudaunt from time to time.

When the wine was drunk, Chi Wudauntless glanced at the fake Chu people.

The fake Chu man got up and said to Mu Mangzi: "Brother, let's go out and blow the wind." ”

Mu Mangzi had a big appetite, and was looking at what kind of fish should be started below, raised his head and said, "I haven't eaten enough." ”

The fake Chu man smiled: "Let's go, it's a lot of fun outside." Just turn around and eat it in a while. ”

Mu Mangzi turned his head to look at Zhu Ding, who smiled and said, "I'll come back to eat when I wake up, yes." ”

Mu Mangzi got up and went out of the room with the fake Chu people and Gan San, only to hear the woman outside laugh and say, "The fruit is ready." Silly brother, what's your name?"

The remaining two drank another glass of wine, and then said fearlessly: "Since the old man is willing to come to see him as promised, he does not doubt each other." I'll get straight to the point and put it together, so that you don't still have two minds. General Ba Xiu is ready to take advantage of the mourning of the princess and the relaxation of vigilance to rescue the red-faced tiger Fan Yuntong. ”

Ding Ding was secretly shocked: "Sure enough, Menglong's guess is not bad", so he said: "How to save it?"

"You don't care about being rescued from prison. You only have one thing to do: that is, take him out of the capital, take him into Hu'an Mountain to hide, and then come out of the mountain when the time is good. ”

"This matter is too big, I need to report it to Menglong. He pretended to drink water, lifted the water bowl, took a sip, and then said.

"It's nature. ”

Seeing that Ding Ding's heart was still unstable, Chi Wudauntless said: "Come, drink a cup first." ”

After drinking, Chi Wudaunt said: "The general is afraid that your son-in-law will suspect that there is fraud in it, so he specially ordered me to transfer an object to my son." ”

"What is it?"

"You don't need to ask, just take it back and give it to your son-in-law, and you will know when you see it. After speaking, he took out a small piece wrapped in muslin from his arms, handed it to Dingding, and put it in his arms.

"After seeing this thing, please destroy it, fall into the hands of others, and there is a danger of killing. Also, if your son-in-law makes a decision, please come back to this room tomorrow. In order to prevent people from watching, you can ask a few good brothers to come with you, and I will book this room today. But I'm not showing up tomorrow. When the time comes, you come directly to her, she is the housewife, and everything will be arranged for you. He pointed outward as he spoke.

He smiled and said, "How many women are you?"

"You don't care about this, just come and eat and drink for nothing. When are you leaving?"

"It has been decided, Mrs. will accompany the marquis for a few more days this time, at noon on the eighth day after the sixth princess was buried. ”

"Well, if you still come here tomorrow, at noon on the eighth day after the burial of the sixth princess, we will send people to the crossroads of Jin (Copper) Street, where there will be a car identical to that of your lady's maid, and it will be delivered. ”

Zhu Ding exclaimed, "The car is ready?"

"The general expects that your son-in-law will not refuse, and someone has already observed and made preparations. The car you use should belong to the Hou Hou Mansion. Besides, the black-haired pig has it in every house, and the maid's vehicle is an ordinary thing, and it is easy to find. ”

The two quickly finished exchanging, drank another glass of wine, and went out of the room together.

"Let's go!"

Mu Mangzi, who was eating fruit, heard Chi Wudaught scream.

Hearing the shout, the fake Chu people who pretended to come out to eat the fruit, but in fact they were sentry, Gan San spit out the fruit in his mouth, stood up and planned to leave, Mu Mangzi hurriedly said: "Before you are full, you will shout away?"

Several people couldn't help but laugh.

Chi Wudaunt said: "If you want to eat, keep eating." Or, come back at this time tomorrow. We lost first. ”

Ding said: "Mu Mangzi, let's go too!"

Mu Mangzi slowly got up at this time.

Then the woman came out of the kitchen, pulled up her left sleeve, and said, "Why is it so quick to say that it is an important matter?" ”

Chi Wuxing smiled: "I don't dare to stay long tonight." ”

"Damn it! Nonsense! Aren't you afraid they'll misunderstand? How long have you stayed?"

Chi fearless scoundrel said: "They are all brothers, and there are no outsiders." ”

"You don't have a face, I still want to be ashamed! Brothers, don't listen to nonsense! For your shitty things today, I will refuse to say anything about the guests behind closed doors, and my man will go to Pingdu for nothing. The woman laughed and scolded.

Fake Chu Ren, Gan San, and Zhu Ding laughed lightly, watching the two of them flirt.

Chi Wuxing said with a smile: "Chop firewood and sell it to buy firewood, don't worry, your man will never go to Pingdu for nothing." ”

Mu Mangzi didn't understand the meaning of Chi Wuxing's words, but Ding Ding understood that Chi Wuxing's bad affair with this woman was not a secret among the three of them, and heard the woman feign anger and said: "Get out of here, get out of here, I'll clean it up! Your old mother and I are all over the tender grass in the mountains, and I'm afraid that there will be no horses to gnaw it!"

Except for Mu Mangzi and Chi Fearless, they all laughed.

Although he thought the woman's words were funny, he did not know that the woman was laughing at his late father, who had raised horses for the country in Pingdu, and that his late mother, who had also stolen people.

Chi Wudaunt stared at the woman, gritted his teeth and said hatefully: "It's empty, I'll clean you up again!"

If you don't have to say much, a few people will say goodbye, and Mu Mangzi will go out first, and the woman will send it to the door: "Two good brothers, don't forget, come back tomorrow! Silly brother, you almost put me in today, come back tomorrow, don't remember? Don't be fearless with a conscience!"

In the face of the food, Mu Mangzi was half-full, unwilling, and asked Ding Ding as he walked: "Tomorrow, do you really want to come again?"