Chapter 163: The Consequences of Drunkenness and Madness
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How would a person with an average amount of alcohol react if he was drunk or drank too much particularly strong liquor?
In a general sense, people who are drunk are the following symptoms: confusion, gibberish, vomiting, slurred speech, repetition back and forth, slow movement; some people will become extremely bold when they are drunk, and if they really drink high, they are especially prone to alcoholism; of course, in addition to the first normal state of most drunkenness and the second type of being easy to go crazy when a small amount of drunkenness, there is also a third type: once drunk and fall asleep on the spot, absolutely do not cause trouble to the surroundings, at most the snoring is noisy.
Feng Longde has not been drunk before, and the situation of being drunk high by the hard liquor of the old man Xie is basically experienced at small group gatherings several times a year, and the ordinary level of hangover is uncomfortable for Feng Longde, and it will be over for a short period of time, but this time Feng Longde's drunkenness is more special: the enhanced version of Spiatus distilled vodka is not only more mellow and strong than the original Spiatus distilled vodka, but also the Star Bear Cup will bring a side effect no matter what kind of wine is improved. That is, if you drink too much of the improved quality of the wine, it is easy to fall into a state of rage.
Therefore, the reason why few people can drink the alcohol of the Oni Clan and how much it can be drunk has surfaced: for the Oni who are brave and fierce by nature, the side effects of the self-produced liquor give them a little mental excitement at best, but for other monsters and humans, it is equivalent to a high level of liquor mixed with a large number of powerful stimulants, which is cheap without drinking the dead
Feng Longde's biggest mistake this time was to agree to Cui Xiang and Yongyi's proposal to improve the quality of Spiatus Rectified Vodka, and the result was to pit himself - these enhanced versions of Spiratus Rectified Vodka, which had been promoted to the ghost super spirit, had made him delirious, and the thing had already begun to elevate his mental state to a mad mode.
If it's simply Xiuxiu's disguise ability to make the monster girls exclaim, it's nothing. At present, there are many monster girls talking to each other about Feng Longde's camouflage ability, and many of them even took the initiative to pluck a few hairs from their heads and wanted Feng Longde to try to see if he could perfectly become his own appearance, but Feng Longde was in a state of drunkenness, so he began to be blind
In addition to the above symptoms mentioned above, when people are drunk, there are also people who feel feverish all over their bodies, and feel as if they have just finished a sauna: Feng Longde feels this way now, and he also feels that the thick Teutonic Gothic plate armor on his body seems to be unable to move freely, so he begins to clumsily take off the heavy armor parts on his body.
After removing the Teutonic Gothic plate armor, Feng Longde only had a close-fitting long-sleeved shirt and straight-leg trousers, and a pair of thick cotton socks on his feet: the inner shirt inside these armors was Feng Longde's own flesh and blood clothing constructed with the Ron virus, except that this body structure similar to a second skin Feng Longde would remove the nerve bifurcation when constructing. Otherwise, for example, dust sprinkled on it, clothes wrinkled, or something could be felt, so wouldn't Feng Longde be annoyed by these cumbersome feelings
I guess it's not cool enough, Feng Longde is covered in a dense blood mist and doesn't know what he's doing, and all the monster girls are also looking forward to who this Teutonic man will continue to become-except for Reimu, the real Wujie witch who was disguised by Feng Longde, who looked a little unhappy and speechless about being disguised, including Caroline and Yarman and other Teutons.
In the curious and expectant gaze of everyone, Feng Longde finally removed the mist of flesh and blood on his body, and the image he presented directly paused the soul fluctuations of the Teutonic people such as Caroline and Yarman, most of the monster girls covered their eyes, and Lingmeng directly vomited blood and fell to the ground: Feng Longde, this girl, dwelling, ran, straight, connected, naked, body, it!
It's not downright smooth. Presumably because he didn't want to put his feet down, Feng Longde at least used the Ron virus to transform a pair of black riding boots and thick cotton socks, but the problem was that Feng Longde's dress was if he put on an unbuttoned trench coat. The one who is alive is an exhibitionist pervert - and a female exhibitionist, don't forget that Feng Longde is now the appearance of Reimeng
Watching a streaking version of Reimu in front of him, it is estimated that in the case of a normal man, it is all the symptoms of fire with a flag below and nosebleeds, but the problem is that most of them are monster girls, and the rest are also Caroline and the Teutonic Guard Knights, and the latter are all deceased people who don't have that need, and the former are all girls. So apart from being shocked, speechless, and squirting, everyone really didn't have any other reactions.
"Spirits are not shallow" cut off the two ghost kings, and everyone basically understood this point invariably.
At this moment, Reimu, who saw "herself" wandering around naked and unscrupulously, had fainted to the ground, and the unscrupulous Ravengu reporter Shotimaru Fumitsu was holding up her old-fashioned camera and taking pictures frantically, and even Ji Haitangji, another relatively good Raven Tengu reporter, was holding a flip phone flash. I guess the latest hot topic in the next few days is that this is not running; Marisa, Although Alice and Pache are either magicians or witches, although they are also speechless about Feng Longde, a Teutonic uncle, who can turn into a naked reimon, but these magicians with a research spirit have begun to be interested in this product, and it is estimated that Feng Longde is regarded as some rare magic material; Huiyin, a half-orc teacher who has some friendship with Feng Longde, was directly frightened by Feng Longde's actions, and even the girl next to her who couldn't see her face clearly and only saw a long silver hair with a red edge and a white bow was dumbfoundedAmong the onlookers are the kappa Kawajo Nitori and a few other tengu girls who can't see clearly. It is estimated that if there is not much contact with each other in the future, Feng Longde's title of "a perverted Teutonic uncle who has no discipline and no lower limit than Boli Witch" is estimated to be ironclad
Oh, although the two ghost kings, Cui Xiang and Yongyi, were also quite shocked that Feng Longde, who was originally a pure man from beginning to end, could turn into a girl in an instant, but they were more concerned about Feng Longde's alcohol reaction after drinking the enhanced version of Spiatus distilled vodka, and Feng Longde's convulsions had no effect on the two of them. The main thing is that these two ghost kings may do the same thing when they are drunk, but they are more used to provoking each other or others to fight
In addition to these old natives who don't know how many years they have lived in Gensukky, there are also many guys who have not been here for a long time and are not good after seeing Feng Longde's current situation: the singers of the V family have learned from the mouth of the Hatsune girl that this funny uncle can change his physical appearance and even gender like mimicry monsters or slimes, so he can barely be considered a little mentally prepared, but he can't bear to look at it directly like everyone else; compared to the mentality that the singers of the V family are still a little commonplace, Adolf's mind is like 10,000 happy grass mud horses (alpacas) galloping past, He never expected that this Teutonic man, who had a little temper with him before, would actually be able to transform into the appearance of a Hakurei witch and run naked, not to mention that this is too impactful for a good man like Adolf who is absolutely conservative in Germany - at this moment he already feels that his dog is blind
Under everyone's gaze, Feng Longde, who was running naked in the form of a reimeng, not only didn't know that he was going crazy with alcohol now. And it began to get even worse: this thing went to devour the hair of the other people who were handed over by the monster girls who were afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and then disguised themselves as several monster girls in turn, or only wearing black riding boots and thick cotton socks, and then began to get drunk like ordinary manic drunks, such as yelling and pushing others
Seeing that there were several monster girls, especially Reimu, who bore the brunt of the attack, was about to be arched out of the fire, and the most terrifying thing was that Feng Longde was about to staggering to Yakumo Zi in the gap to ask for hair for a purple mother's camouflage effect, Caroline immediately took Yarman and other guard knights to rush over and forcibly pull them over and wrap them in a hooded cloak, and quickly apologized to several disguised monster girls and Reimu when they didn't think about using the soul oath to hinder them, Then he carried this delirious second force who had not yet lifted the camouflage effect, and Abdullah, who was stunned by various circumstances throughout the whole process, hurriedly rode their undead war horses outside the Boli Shrine. ran all the way like Zhu Bajie went to Gao Laozhuang and disappeared into the night.
The whole banquet tonight ended in such a mess, stunned and laughing, and besides. For guys like Adolf and V Family Singer, who are not long-term Genscher natives and still have a little friendship with Feng Longde, their minds are filled with a kind of slumber-like feeling
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When he realized that his mental state seemed to switch from dead mode to normal boot mode, Feng Longde opened his eyes and found himself lying on the big bed in his tent, covered with a quilt, and wrapped in a hooded cape.
After waking up, I got through the ignorance stage before waking up and got out of bed. Feng Longde was surprised to find that he was actually undressed, and the words below were shaking back and forth with the movements of his body
Hurriedly using the Ron virus to cover himself with a layer of clothing and riding boots made of flesh and blood, Feng Longde quickly looked at his bed in horror, whether there was a disheveled or naked girl inside. It's best not to be a man, but it turns out that Feng Longde is definitely thinking too much, and there is nothing else in the quilt except for pillows.
"It seems that the kind of male protagonist in the online novel who will be pushed down by the girl after getting drunk and then take away the first time or something, it's all pure obscenity" Feng Longde pinched his shoulder, and even the bones with his arms were a little cabakaba, "Damn, how much did I TM drink that night, as for getting drunk like this, I don't remember what happened after that"
"You've been tossing and turning in the banquet for quite some time after you've been drunk, and we've forced you back before you're about to get away, and it's the third day after the feast—you've slept for over thirty hours. The familiar soul fluctuations vibrated in Feng Longde's soul, it was Caroline's voice, "You started to be wild and unruly as soon as you got drunk the night before yesterday, and you can't even remember who you are, and now it is conservatively estimated that everyone who attended the banquet will leave the deepest impression on everyone that day." ”
"It seems that I must have a bad drinking style when I am completely drunk, and I guess this time I have caused a big disaster. Feng Longde sighed, found his Teutonic Gothic plate armor from the weapon rack in the tent, and began to put it on himself one by one, "Caroline, where are you now? What time is it?"
"Yesterday and today I have been in the camp to conduct daily business, and it is now ten o'clock in the morning. Caroline replied in Feng Longde's soul, and then said, "Brother, when you get dressed, wash up, and eat something, come out of the tent, I'll be waiting for you on the first floor of the headquarters fort, there is something to report." With that, Caroline transmitted a specific location coordinate through a deep soul connection.
When Feng Longde had finished his work and walked out of the tent in his usual heavy armor to a room on the first floor of the headquarters fort that Caroline had said, he saw Caroline propped her hands on the only table in the room, and there were two newspapers on it, which looked relatively new.
"Brother, I can't put into words how drunk you were the night before. Caroline didn't look expressionly, but her soul was definitely a little tired, "If you want to know the specifics, just look at this newspaper published by different reporters." ”
Feng Longde, who was mentally prepared, began to pick up the newspaper as little as possible without trembling, and then saw the headline "Wenwen News" on the first newspaper; and then there was a collection of pictures on the front page, which were all pictures of Feng Longde running naked and drunken after playing with the camouflage effect after being drunk, and the most conspicuous thing was a photo of a naked "Reimu" walking around with a red face while holding an axe-shaped halberd
This is not the most frustrating, the most frustrating thing is the title of the Shooting Pill Wenqi: [Squirting rice and spurting blood!The leader of the Teutonic camp lost his morality after drinking, and turned naked to run Reimu to make a big banquet!]
Feng Longde: "I choose a dog leash!" (to be continued......)