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"It's very simple," said the mysterious man in the shadows of the trees, "that is, you have to be my sidekick!"

"Follower?" Tao Xiaozhi pinched the big mouth of the female tiger that was about to bite her neck, and gasped.

Mysterious man: "That's the so-called apprentice......"

Apprentice? It's really an interesting condition, someone actually asked Tao Xiaozhi to be an apprentice, and there seems to be a lot of kung fu, but it just makes people feel weird...... Tao Xiaozhi couldn't care so much, because the tiger had bitten into his neck, so he had to close his eyes and shout: "Okay, Cheng-"

Before the word "Jiao" could be spoken, with a "whoosh", a column of blood burst out of the back of the tiger's head, and his eyes almost fell out, and then the teeth on Tao Xiaozhi's neck relaxed, and he slowly leaned down......

There was an extra hole in the back of the tiger's head, very deep, I don't know how it was broken, I don't know how the mysterious man made it......

Tao Xiaozhi's mouth was bigger than the tiger's, because the surprise in his heart was like the water of the surging Yellow River!

"Don't drop your jaw - open your mouth so wide!" the mysterious man laughed, "didn't it scare him?"

The reason why he is called "the mysterious man" is because I can't see him, I only hear his voice, but I don't know where the voice came from, because the voice is so ethereal, desolate and a little naughty, it can be seen that his skills must be as deep as the sea to say such deep words like the sea!

"How is it possible, he's just a cute little tiger!" Tao Xiaozhi pushed the tiger away, got up and said with a smile, "I opened my mouth so wide, just to catch the pie falling from the sky, who knows if it always drops, at most it will drop some water, snow or something!"

"Ambitious!" the mysterious man smiled, "Don't give up such a simple fantasy, you are an interesting person, I really didn't misunderstand you!"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Senior, if you have something to say, what is unsightly, and it is not a turtle with a shrunken head......"

With a "snap", one of Tao Xiaozhi's feet suddenly knelt down, because his knee seemed to be beaten hard by a stick, but in fact, there was nothing, it was a strong air current, and it actually knocked it to its knees!

"Do you know what's wrong?" said the mysterious man, "This is a small punishment for you!"

"Wrong?" Tao Xiaozhi scratched his head and said, "I really don't know what's wrong!"

The mysterious man said angrily: "You have three mistakes: first, you shouldn't call me 'senior' because I am already your 'master'; second, you shouldn't weakly describe the master as a 'shrunken turtle', which is a great insult to the master, although the master is indeed very much like a shrunken turtle; third, you shouldn't put your idiot smile on your face, because it simply laughed my big teeth off......

Tao Xiaozhi couldn't help laughing and said seriously: "What the master taught is that a thousand mistakes are still the mistakes of vain!"

Syllable!!!

Tao Xiaozhi's other foot was also hit with a "stick" and knelt down again!

Tao Xiaozhi smiled bitterly: "What did I do wrong again? I didn't call you 'senior', and I didn't scold you for anything, and I didn't laugh, why did I abuse my feet like this?!"

"Of course you're wrong!" said the mysterious man, "Then you don't kneel when you see Master?"

Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "What the master said is also that apprentices should know some etiquette! But, master, the apprentice's mind is full of questions now, can I ask you some questions?"

"Of course!" said Mysterious, "Have you ever heard that teachers don't answer students' questions and doctors don't treat patients?"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "The first question, did you have that trick magic just now, why did my feet suddenly fall to my knees, as if I had been hit hard by a stick?"

The mysterious man said: "That's not magic, it's qigong, it's called 'Yixing Qiliu Shengong', referred to as 'Yiliu Gong'." Yiliugong, that is, when you want to attack something, use your elite consciousness, imagine in your mind the weapon you need at the moment, this weapon must be what you see in front of you, what you can't see can't be used, because consciousness betrays matter - that's too profound, you may not be able to accept it, and then concentrate your vitality, condense the power in the palm of your hand, let the stream of consciousness and the air flow merge with each other, to achieve a combination of two strengthening, and then release it like lightning in an instant, hit the object, and it will have the same effect as the weapon you imagined! For example, just now you were struck in the foot as if you had been struck with a stick, because the 'weapon' I used was indeed a stick - I had a cane in my hand, and why did the tiger burst out of its head because I 'thrust' it into its head with your red tassel gun...... As for why the tree you were afraid of was broken, guess what—"

Tao Xiaozhi looked around and couldn't find any good weapons, so he smiled and said, "I guess you use an 'axe', you must have an axe in your hand!"

Syllable!!!

Tao Xiaozhi received a "slap" in the face, this is the "Meaning Shape Air Flow Miracle"!

"Wrong!" said Mysterious, "use your 'head' to hit it!"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled bitterly: "I didn't expect my head to be so hard, it's even harder than a walnut, I actually hit all the trees, and it's better than my mother's iron head skills......"

Syllable!!!

Needless to say, Tao Xiaozhi received another "slap"!

The mysterious man said angrily: "In front of me, you are not allowed to speak foul language, and if it spreads, it will simply lose the face of my master, although my reputation is not very good in the rivers and lakes......"

Tao Xiaozhi hurriedly apologized, saying that he knew that he was wrong, and asked the master to forgive him, who told him to encounter the great bad luck of the past 20 years, and meet such a powerful master?

Tao Xiaozhi said: "The second question is, master, can you teach me Yiliugong?"

Such an amazing, so weird, such a powerful martial arts, who doesn't want to learn it?

"You're really a ghost!" the mysterious man laughed, "You just apprenticed, and you want to learn kung fu before you even meet? Your idea is too naïve! However, since you are my apprentice, I will not waste your youth in vain and leave you empty-handed! However, it is okay to teach you, because you can't learn it if you want to-it -- it's not a three-legged cat kung fu, but an unfathomable divine skill! If you want to learn it, it's almost impossible, because there are only three people in the world who know this kind of qigong. The premise of learning it is that you must not only have profound kung fu, a transcendent ideological realm and a broad mind, but also have an innate aura...... Only in this way can we see the surging stream of consciousness and the flow of air applied in the palm of the hand, merging with each other, and exerting the power of their thoughts and the power of their true qi to the extreme......"

"Little brother is not talented," Tao Xiaozhi lay down and said, "Obviously, I don't have any of these basic prerequisites......

Why is Tao Xiaozhi, who is usually full of confidence, so discouraged, you don't believe it, Tao Xiaozhi thought, probably this master didn't want to teach him Yiliugong, obviously, all this is an excuse!

"It's always good to be self-aware!" laughed the mysterious man, "but I seem to feel a faint hint of aura in your idiot smile, or maybe one day I'll learn from you!"

Tao Xiaozhi got this ironic comfort, and he didn't mention the discomfort in his heart, he also felt that someone was stroking his head, his hands were very rough, probably an old man's hand, it must have been the master's intention to "comfort" him.

"The third question," Tao Xiaozhi said, "can you teach me any other kung fu, which ones are suitable for me?"

"Of course!" said the mysterious man, "who called you my apprentice? I will teach you later!"

It's comfort and excuse again!

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Fourth question: Why don't you come out to see me?"

The mysterious man said: "I won't tell you!"

Of course, Tao Xiaozhi wanted to ask further, but he was afraid of being slapped, because what the master didn't want to say, it was best not to talk too much as an apprentice, this is a hot lesson on his face!

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Fifth question: Why do you want me to be your apprentice?"

Mystery: "Because I like it!"

This is indeed a big reason, and no one can care about it, just like the unreasonable answer of those spoiled girls!

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Sixth question: What is your name?"

Syllable!!!

It's a fool who knows that Tao Xiaozhi gave another "slap in the face"!

"Why did you ask this for the sixth question?" said the mysterious man angrily, "this question should be taken first! What a rude fellow, even a three-year-old child understands - to know a stranger, you must first ask for someone's name! But even if you ask, my answer is: I won't tell you! Of course, if you ask about height, gender, weight, chest circumference, etc., this is the answer!"

Even the name is not known, and the mysterious man is indeed a mysterious person!

Tao Xiaozhi was angry again and again, and received a lot of slaps, and he was so angry in his heart that he didn't want to talk anymore.

The mysterious man said: "If you have any questions, I will always answer your questions in detail and seriously!"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Don't dare to ask!"

Mystery: "Why?"

"I'm afraid of being slapped!"

"It's okay!" the mysterious man laughed, "I just won't hit you, don't worry!"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "The seventh question: Is the pine tree an animal or a plant?"

After a brief silence, the mysterious man probably scratched his head and thought - sometimes the simpler the question, the more complicated it became, such as what is one plus one.

"Are you scared stupid?" said the mysterious man, "such a childish question, as if it had been released from your *!"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "You don't believe it, because I saw a strange pine tree, which disappeared suddenly, probably ran ......away."

Syllable!!!

Loud slap in the face!

"It's not right to lie!" said the mysterious man, "especially to a master like me who never lies, it's even more insulting!"

"I didn't insult you, you insulted yourself!" Tao Xiaozhi said angrily, "You never lie, but you beat me, didn't you promise not to beat me just now?"

There was a brief silence, presumably because the mysterious man did remember something.

Tao Xiaozhi stood up, picked up the red tassel gun, and said angrily: "I'm leaving, I won't be your apprentice, lest you slap and scrape my handsome face in the future, it's just jealous, and you want to ruin my ......."

Bang Bang !!

Tao Xiaozhi's knee hit him twice more and knelt down again.

The mysterious man said angrily: "Master apprentice, it is righteous, and I am your great benefactor, just leave, what a rude guy!"

Tao Xiaozhi propped himself up with a red tassel gun, shook his hair, and continued to move forward!

Bang Bang !!

Tao Xiaozhi fell down again.

The mysterious man said angrily: "What a stubborn guy, do you want me to break your leg before you kneel?!"

Tao Xiaozhi climbed up, but instead of standing up, he wanted to climb over a big tree, leaned on, and then stood up, hugged the trunk with all fours and smiled: "Look how you make me kneel!"

"Alright, alright!" said the mysterious man, sighing, "I won't do me any good by breaking your leg - I don't want to take a cripple as an apprentice, I'll answer your seventh question." My answer is: Animals, are you satisfied?"

"You're lying!" Tao Xiaozhi said, "How can a pine tree be an animal?!"

The mysterious man laughed, "But, someone saw it running......

The two laughed inadvertently and didn't stop for a long time, which is probably not very funny, but a tacit understanding!

"But I'm still leaving," Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile, "because there are two people who may be anxiously waiting for me to go back!"

"That's fine!" said the mysterious man, "Anyway, I have an urgent matter, and if I go too late, I may lose my life!"

Tao Xiaozhi jumped down from the tree and arched his hand: "Master, then say goodbye!"

A small stone fell from the sky and fell into Tao Xiaozhi's hands.

Mysterious human: "This is a greeting gift, keep it, maybe others will not bully you when they see it, it's a very scary thing!"

This stone is a semicircle, with the word "ancient" engraved on the plane, and there are tortoiseshell patterns on the round surface.

"Master," Tao Xiaozhi said, "what is this?"

No one answered, Tao Xiaozhi shouted a few times, it was still the same, probably because he was really in a hurry.

"What the fuck!" Tao Xiaozhi scolded, "Why do you leave such a broken stone for me!"

Syllable!!!

Another slap in the face!

"Don't think I can't hear!" the mysterious man laughed, "I've always had a very sensitive ear, and I can hear your fart from miles away! Remember: don't speak ill of people behind people's backs!, and I want to tell you one more thing: I put that big python on your head...... Haha......"

Tao Xiaozhi listened to the ethereal, desolate, and a little naughty voice gradually disappearing, and couldn't say half a word for a long time, so he put away the strange stone, picked up the mushroom deer hanging from the branches with a gun, whistled, and chose the way back.