Chapter 1: Heavenly Court Welcomes You
"Welcome to Tianting in the new era, Tianting is constantly developing, it is inseparable from your support, I wish you a pleasant experience, here is Tianting customer service hotline 10086, daytime temperature, cloudy, breeze, 24-32 °C. ”
Hehe, put down his mobile phone, and the young man standing in front of a building shook his head speechlessly, "There are so many liars these days, and it's SMS fraud again!"
Delete this text message ruthlessly, since he submitted a resume three days ago, such text messages are really endless, making him a little itchy, wondering if the information was leaked. Calming down, the young man walked into the building, came to the thirty-third floor through the elevator, and as soon as he got out of the elevator door, he saw a young man sitting at the front desk, looking at himself with a strange face, his eyes were very strange, just like looking strange.
"Hello, I'm Jiang You, Jiang Gan's Jiang, swimming, I submitted a resume on the Internet a few days ago, and I'm here for an interview today!"
The young man at the front desk showed a meaningful smile, "Interview?
"Yes, isn't your company hiring?" Is it that big companies are like this, and they will be beaten as soon as they come? Jiang You looked helpless. If you don't recruit, what is the tone of the interview that you send me a text message to inform me?
The young man was happy, and his expression became more and more eccentric. "That's right, it's indeed recruiting! Your name is Jiang You? Okay, you can take this employee pass, go to the back for an interview!"
"I must pass, I want to make money, you can do soy sauce!" Taking a deep breath, Jiang You patted his face. Keep cheering yourself up.
Through the gate on the left side of the young man, Jiang You entered a passage, and the young man behind him smiled weirdly again, behind him was a strange LOGO, which was a traditional Taoist character.
Below is an extremely arrogant company name: Tiandao Entertainment!
Underneath is a tiny couplet that no one can see.
Left: Advise people to stop hiding everything
Right: There is a god three feet above his head
Horizontal batch: The power of heaven is unpredictable, and the will of heaven is difficult to violate
As soon as the young man raised his hand, a resume appeared strangely, as if he was magical, if Jiang You was there, he would be scared to death. "Jiang You, male, 22 years old, high school education, currently unemployed, 10,000 years bachelor! Specialty, is specialty (self-identification)!Evaluation: unstable factors!" Ha! The young man smiled, "It's really shameless, and it's also a specialty! Unstable? That is, it will do things? A shameless time bomb? Interesting, a mortal, came to my Tiandao Entertainment's job fair audition site, it is getting more and more interesting!"
Jiang You walked in the long aisle, and it was the first time he interviewed an entertainment company, "I don't know what it was like!"
Pushing open a door at the end of the aisle, when the light entered his eyes, Jiang You was sure that this entertainment company was very domineering. Why, you ask?
"Isn't this the audition site?" Jiang You was a little curious, at a glance, it was really crowded, crowded with all kinds of messy things, it was just a job fair, and it needed such a big battle? This is not awesome? Why do you say that?
You see, as soon as Jiang You turned his head, a guy with a bull's head on the left shrank in the corner, dressed in tatters, just like a refugee, holding a big bowl of noodles. When I turned my head again, my eyes were full of monsters, and I was crazy, just like the real thing!
"This special effects makeup is really good! Forget it alone, the cow will be cow in everyone's makeup, I really don't treat money as money!" Jiang You felt that he had entered the Journey to the West program group, there were a lot of monsters! I haven't heard that Journey to the West is going to be remade, is it a god list? But it doesn't look like it! It's obviously a job fair!
was sighing, and the demons and monsters around him also looked at him in surprise. I'm Cao!
Jiang You found that there are people in this hall, but there are few of them, even if most of them are similar to ordinary people, they are basically either dragging a tail behind them, or there is something more on the door of their heads, and there is really no one as clean as himself!
The layout of this hall is antique, and it has a bit of a costume drama flavor, and the company is rich and capricious!
"Dude, don't you smoke, you're also here to apply? How much do you do with this makeup? It's good, the heart hair is sticky" After speaking, Jiang You took out a cigarette in the corner, grabbed a handful of the other party's chest, and said to the buddy who ate noodles.
The bull head opened his mouth wide and couldn't speak, looking at Jiang You stupidly. And then the grievance on his face was very painful.
Do you need to keep it so secret?" "Meeting is fate!" Jiang You handed over the cigarette, the other party glanced at him, and took it with trembling hands, "Thank you, Wang." After taking it, the bull head didn't know whether it was restrained or what, anyway, he held the cigarette carefully, and didn't say anything about smoking.
Jiang You was stunned, Wang, you haven't recovered from the set yet!
If the other party doesn't speak, he doesn't ink, and when he sees a long line in the middle, he thinks this is the interview team! Thinking of this, Jiang You naturally walked over, he was a little strange, and the people around him subconsciously gave way to a passage.
What is the situation? Could it be that the buddy is very awesome? Jiang You encountered this scene for the first time, and it was usually in a dream. When did you become a big man yourself?
He was a little confused, so he came to the back of the line, and in front of him was a girl, very beautiful, wearing a pair of contact lenses, blue eyes, and a pair of cat ears.
COULD IT BE THAT THIS IS A COSPLAY JOB FAIR? JIANG YOU LOOKED AT HIMSELF, THIS IS ABOUT TO END, AND THERE IS NO PREPARATION AT ALL.
"Sister, hello, meet me, my name is Jiang You!"
The cat-eared girl in front of her instantly turned around when she heard Jiang You's words, and then she shrank back a little scared, looking at him with an unnatural face, and the surroundings were the same, many people automatically stayed three meters away from Jiang You. It is particularly glaring in a crowded hall.
"You, hello!" the girl was a little speechless, your old identity, it's not appropriate to come here!
Jiang Youle, this is the first time in his life. When did he go to the interview, didn't he pretend to be a grandson? Even when he met the interviewer, the other party basically dragged him as if he was 2580,000 yuan, and no one looked up to him, just because of his low education, but now?
Hey, look around, look at yourself, aren't you just wearing a casual dress for roadside goods, are you very non-mainstream? Or are you all sick?
You are indeed very non-mainstream, this hall does not have a complete human form, what are you here to join in the fun, many of the surrounding animals thought depressedly.
"Sister, do you see my brother hanging?" No, I think it's natural, Jiang You still can't understand. Do I still have a hidden domineering aura? How did I discover it for the first time in more than 20 years? Could it be that it is only activated now?
"It's so hanging!" the girl glanced at it and said subconsciously.
The eyes of the masses of the people are indeed bright! Dude's look is more natural than you! Although you have put a lot of thought into it, you will be visually tired. I am tired of seeing too much delicacies from the mountains and seas, and we are small and fresh.
"Really, do you really think I'm so hanging?" As the saying goes, people rely on clothes and Buddhas rely on gold, and the first impression of the interview is very important, Jiang You asked again. He was really scared of looking for a job, and he was a little unconfident.
"Well, it's so hanging, I'm just talking about the first impression, I can't say specifically. ”
"Then you can help me take a closer look and feel the feelings!" "If I can't find a job today, my buddy will drink the northwest wind!"
The cat girl's face turned red, and her voice was a little lower, "Brother, it's not suitable here." Can we change places? If you don't take it off, how can I see how well you hang it? How embarrassing. ”
Jiang You's face darkened, change places, what do you want to see? Why do you want to take it off? Why are your thoughts so complicated? More than 20 years, you are still the first girl to ask so much to see me hang, are you happy to tell me now? Or are you excited? The request is so sudden, in fact, I am very stressed! Good hanging is good hanging, and I can't help it.
I just wanted to say, sister, don't harm me, I'm a hot-blooded young man!
I'm asking you if I'm hanging, not if you want to see me! If you want to see it, I'll think about it!
Suddenly, a voice rang out in the hall. "If you get a temporary pass, go to the room on the left, and if you get a pass, go to the room on the right, and the interview begins!"
Jiang You lowered his head, I have a pass, it's not temporary, so I don't have to queue up?
Jiang You was overjoyed, which big brother at the front desk made a mistake, right? Hey! How can you say that the formal is more advanced than the temporary, could it just be a formality? Dude is going to find a job.
He excitedly walked towards the room on the right, now work is more important than the girl. The moment I entered the door, the pass lit up strangely. A golden light shot out from the top of the room, and the two big characters of Scattered Immortal were written on it, and the room on the left was all displayed with the word monk.
Watching Jiang You enter the door, all the monsters breathed a deep sigh of relief, "Oh my God, is this a mistake, a scattered immortal came to our side." He has an official pass. ”
"Maybe people are here to pretend to be forced! He was still in line just now, and I was almost scared to death, knowing that it was very dangerous to get close to a demon king I didn't know. ”
"That's the demon king of the region, just now this king asked me to watch his hanging!" The cat girl waved her fist with the same excitement as if she had won the lottery.
"Congratulations, congratulations! ”
"You're getting through it! I don't see it. "Many girls around are envious, jealous and hateful.
"I also want to see what he looks like. It's a pity that people don't pay attention to me. ”
"This is here to do something, right?" As soon as this sentence came out, everyone nodded subconsciously, you are a scattered immortal, and you are also a hegemon in the earth immortal world, and you run to the side of cannon fodder, what is not doing something?