Chapter 33: The Big Red Robe
The guy of "One Corpse Monkey" is not much, but the attitude of this bald boss is really good. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Seeing that the other people's gifts were also compensated, and the apologies were also said, so we were not good at being nervous, so I and Zhao Haipeng and Cai Okra together, took the tea bowl handed over by the old man, and prepared to "meet for a tea, and make enmity".
Somehow, as soon as the bald tea reached the root of Cai Okra's nose, the well-informed journalist comrade's face immediately changed.
She couldn't help nodding and said, "Very good tea, Wuyi Mountain's big red robe?"
"That's right! Miss has insight!" This bald head Qiang saw that he met someone who knew tea, and immediately patted his thigh and smiled: "I'm this! It's this year's 'Qi Dan', although it is not on the mother plant, but it is also on the head slicing plant, and it is very precious." Taste my treasure and see how it feels. ”
I don't understand tea, but listening to the description of this boss as "Chidan", "baby", and "sow" in his mouth, it seems to be a very good thing.
Good things, of course, are rare to anyone, so I hurriedly picked up the cup, and before he could finish speaking, I was about to put it in my mouth.
But at this time, Zhu Shi sent out a hurried reminder from my mind!
This tea ...... Problematic!
With the hint of the ghost girl, I immediately stopped the cup that had just touched my lips, and then I raised my eyebrows and yelled at Zhao Haipeng and Cai Okra, who were about to drink tea: "Don't drink it!"
A sentence stunned the two.
Seeing my expression staring at the tea leaves, Zhao Haipeng reacted the fastest, he immediately reached out and covered Cai Okra's tea bowl, and then took the two cups of tea in his hand and stared carefully at the red tea soup.
While Zhao was studying tea, I smiled at the panicked "bald head".
Seeing me smiling, he probably thought I was going to hit him, and the boss immediately raised his hand to protect himself.
Looking at the way the old thing flinched, I couldn't help but groan in my heart.
Ya's eyes like this show that there is definitely something wrong with this tea, but although I know in my heart that he and I have not torn our faces, since we have not torn our faces, then why don't I take this "poisonous" tea and lose it in the other way?
So, I laughed and said, "This boss, I broke your nephew's little finger just now, and I feel that I did a bit too much, so I should compensate you first." ”
While talking, I handed the tea bowl in my hand to the boss's mouth and asked him to "blow the tea".
What is in the tea, Zhao Haipeng didn't say, I don't know, but this boss knows best in his heart. And not only is it clear, but I can also see from the beads of sweat on his forehead that the contents of the tea are terrible.
This uncle hides a knife in his smile, evil and vicious, in order to avenge his nephew, he actually hooked us in the tea again, if I don't get it back, then he won't fly to the sky when he turns around?
Therefore, I must let him drink this cup of tea, and let him drink it...... It's also really simple.
Just as the boss was staring at the tea in my hand and pushing it in a panic, I suddenly stepped out and stepped on the bald toe with my heel.
The bald head is wearing breathable and soft Beijing cloth shoes, which are good for everything, but they are not smash-resistant, so I am no different from stepping directly on his feet.
At the heel, two-thirds of the weight of my body was pressed on his fingers, and the bald head was stimulated so violently that he immediately opened his mouth wide and screamed.
Then, I took the opportunity to stuff the tea bowl in my hand into the bald head's mouth and poured the tea water down.
After pouring the tea leaves, the bald boss vomited and coughed, and spit out most of the tea leaves.
But even so, he swallowed quite a bit.
The bald head was choked by me, and the two subordinates behind him immediately rushed over to beat us, but at this time, I had already knocked the tea bowl in my hand into a porcelain hole on the table, and then put it on the neck of the boss, and resisted it with all his might!
"Let your people back off for me!" I gritted my teeth.
The boss was blinded by the broken porcelain piece I was pressing against his neck, and he hurriedly said to his two subordinates: "Retreat! Retreat!"
With his words, the two people walked back in confusion at that time, and they didn't think about it, now is a society under the rule of law, do I really dare to cut his boss's neck with a porcelain piece?
Scare scare scare, just scare.
After forcing back the bald men, the boss showed me a dirty villain again.
On the one hand, he begged us to make a big deal small and not to make a noise, and on the other hand, he said that there were "people" behind him, and that Hu Laoer, the big man who provoked him to their "association", came forward and did not have good fruit for us to eat.
Don't ask, this is an honorary member of the "Hotel Federation"!
When I only heard the three words Hu Laoer, I couldn't get angry.
"You pointed to Hu Lao Er to protect you?" I smashed the tea bowl and picked him up, and then sneered: "Hu Yiba of the Hotel Federation, Hu Sanke was sent away by me, since you want him to come, I don't care about sending one more away." ”
"This, this is what you said, I, I can call someone......" The bald head Qiang took out his mobile phone and made a call while spitting out tea leaves.
He shouted: "I am a senior member of the Hotel Federation, and I will immediately bring the brothers to ...... with me with a phone call."
The bald head took out his mobile phone, unlocked it, and swiped the screen, but just as he was about to make a call, Zhao Haipeng, who was watching coldly from the side, suddenly spoke.
Lao Zhao Buming was already a hit, and said in a shocking way: "Ring the bell under the White Dragon Temple, right? If you have an umbrella, you are not afraid of thunder? If you have a good white-faced old lady, why do you want to go in and out of the black lantern? Do you want to plug it in or do you want to leak?"
Zhao Haipeng's words were like a drumbeat of urgency, and when he said this in a calm tone, he had already ...... Shaking like chaff.
I can understand this fiery red phrase, it is a very harsh warning.
Zhao Haipeng is warning the restaurant owner that he has met an opponent who does not hang a lantern and opens a black shop, and now the food curse he put in the tea is no longer effective, and he himself wants to be "inserted" or "leaked" by us, he chooses for himself.
In the Huogong language, insertion means death, and leakage means remnant. Inserted or leaked...... Very cruel warning.
After listening to Zhao Haipeng's fire words, the strong boss knelt down for us in fear, and he kowtowed to us while saying something "I don't know Taishan with eyes," let us spare him, and he won't dare to do it next time......
Looking at the bald head with a handful of snot and tears, Zhao Haipeng rarely had no trace of pity.
Lao Zhao still sat motionless, as majestic as the King of Hades, waiting for the boss's crying to decrease a little before he asked the boss in a very sad tone.
He said: "What are the 'door rules' of the five internal organs, the three laws, the three strictness, and the four prohibitions?"
was asked about the door rules, and although the boss was at a loss, he still opened his mouth and said:
"This ......" the bald head trembled: "The three laws, kindness will be repaid, deeds will be fruitful, and evil will be punished." Three strict, strict self-discipline, strict filial piety, strict master and apprentice. Those who are not allowed to eat curses will not be used to collect money, will not be killed by black shops, will not be transferred to yin shops, and will not be killed by ghost shops......"
Zhao Haipeng nodded, and asked again: "You put a food curse in the black tea, which one did you commit?"
The bald head bowed his head in shame and said: "If I don't do anything, I have committed the sin of evil and harming people by eating curses to accumulate wealth." ”
Zhao Haipeng nodded and said, "You know very well what you have done!
"This ......" The bald boss choked up, he shook his head slightly and said: "If you destroy the store, you will destroy the store at the worst, and if you cut yourself, you will cut yourself." ”
"It's good to understand!" Zhao Haipeng said with a gloomy face: "It's too much to kill you, so you smash your own store! ”
"What?" the bald boss was stunned, and at the same time said with a hint of cruelty in his eyes: "Don't deceive people too much, my nephew and I are wrong, but those who don't know are not to blame, you can't use the ancient rules to press me! I, I'm ...... I don't smash the store!"
Facing this bald stubbornness, Zhao Haipeng's eyes flashed a trace of helplessness, and then his face turned ruthless, and he stretched out his hand again and groped in his arms...... (To be continued.) )