Chapter 1158, pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning! (one change)

"Amitabha, can't this poem of the poor monk be called unprecedented, and there is no one who will come after?Do you think that there are people in this world who can make more wonderful poems than the poor monk?" Yang Yu looked at the witch in front of him, his face was very strange. Bayi Chinese.com ≈≈≥.≤

"It's just the two of us here in this poem, I guess if Kunpeng is here, I'm afraid you'll have to shed your skin if you don't die. The witch looked at Yang Yu speechlessly, her face strange.

"Amitabha, the poor monk naturally understands, so now Kunpeng is no longer there, not to mention that the poor monk only has feelings, isn't what the poor monk said wrong?" Yang Yu looked at the witch, quite unhappy.

"Hehe, do you know where this is?" the witch smiled speechlessly,

"Amitabha, this place is in the dojo of Kunpeng in the North Sea. Yang Yu folded his hands and said.

"Then you still dare to say such a thing?" Looking at Yang Yu, the witch's face was very strange.

"Amitabha, the donor was surprised by this, it is precisely because the poor monk is here that he can write such a poem. Yang Yu sat down and looked at the witch, very speechless,

"......" The witch had nothing to say, he now knew why the people in the Hundred Broken Mountains all called Yang Yu an unscrupulous monk, and he simply had nothing to say.

Yang Yu stood up, standing alone at the bow of the boat, with his hands folded, looking up at the sky at ninety degrees, and ...... Dressed in white, the windward cave is extremely elegant.

"There is a fish in the North Underworld, its name is Kun, the Kun is so big, it can't be stewed in a pot,

Turned into a bird, its name is Peng, Peng's big, it needs two barbecue grills, one secret, one slightly spicy!

Good poems, good poems!" Yang Yu recited again, liking this poem even more.

"Boom!"

However, before Yang Yu could pretend to be forced for half a minute, a terrifying black thunder suddenly appeared out of thin air in the sky, directly bombarding Yang Yu.

"Uh......" Yang Yu was stunned for a moment, this thunder and lightning degree was too fast, Yang Yu almost dodged well, and was directly drowned by the black thunder.

"......" The witch sat there quietly, looking at Yang Yu very speechlessly, but now she suddenly saw the black Lei Ting appear out of thin air and bombard Yang Yu, her face became even more strange.

"I'm Nima......" Yang Yu shouted, and countless black thunderbolts poured out from his right hand and right hand, directly devouring the thunder above his body, and with the assistance of devouring power, it was almost instantaneous.

However, Yang Yu, who had just come out of the black thunder, had a very ugly face, extremely dark, not because of the thunder, because the thunder did not cause the slightest harm to Yang Yu at all, it was completely because of his black face and extremely bad mood.

"You ......" looked at Yang Yu, the witch's eyelashes couldn't stop beating, and her body trembled slightly, looking like she couldn't help laughing.

"Fuck, pretending to be struck by lightning, pretending to be struck by lightning. Yang Yu's face was dark, and he walked back to the table speechlessly, and lowered his head in an extremely bad mood.

"Poof......" The witch could still hold back the laughter after listening to Yang Yu's words, she suddenly couldn't help it, and laughed directly, and the silver bell-like laughter made the corners of Yang Yu's mouth twitch constantly.

"Smack!" A minute later, before the laughter stopped, Yang Yu, who had a dark face, raised his hand directly, slammed it on the table, looked up and glared at the witch, and anyone could see the unhappiness on his face,

"No, no, you little monk is too funny, hey, hey......" The witch covered her lower abdomen and couldn't stand up with a smile.

"Don't be smiling, otherwise don't blame me for being unkind, this month is dark and windy, and there is no one around, be careful that the poor monk will do it!" Yang Yu tugged at the corners of his mouth, and his face became even darker.

"Uh......" The witch's laughter suddenly stopped, and she looked at Yang Yu incredulously.

"Just stop," Yang Yu pursed his lips and said very unhappily,

"You just said you were going to force me?" The witch looked at Yang Yu, her beautiful eyes flickering.

"The poor monk doesn't want to talk to you. Yang Yu turned his head and was very unhappy.

"Giggle...... It's the first time I've heard someone dare to say to me that they want to force me, little monk, you're the first. "The witch has no fire, but she still smiles at Yang Yu, and she is very angry.

"Don't speak, the poor monk refuses to communicate with you. Yang Yu glared at the witch and said angrily.

"Forget it, I don't know what your identity is as an unscrupulous monk, so it's just a joke, my sister doesn't care about you. The witch had enough of it, and waved her hand and said,

"......" Yang Yu pursed his lips, very disdainful,

"Alas, if this guy is a leather child, maybe I can still think about it, the little brother is not small, and he is still Yuechan's husband of Nizi, I am more interested in him. The witch sat there, and said with a twinkle in her eyes,

"How do you know about the things in the Ancient Holy Courtyard?" Yang Yu was stunned for a moment, and looked at the witch very strangely.

"How do you know?" the witch looked at Yang Yu and smiled.

"What you said, what is the relationship between Yang Yu and me, it can be explained in one sentence, he is me, I am him, this guy wrote something and told me a long time ago. Yang Yu pursed his lips and said confidently.

"We almost all know about the things of the Mending Heaven Sect, and we are also clear about the things of the Mending Heaven Sect, except for the Great Secret, we are all very clear and aware of it. The witch shrugged her shoulders and said very lightly.

"......" Yang Yu pouted, even more speechless.

"Alas, I didn't expect that there was a real dragon in this world, this world that no longer has a strong person of that level, I'm afraid this real dragon will be a hope. The witch looked at Yang Yu and said with a smile.

"It doesn't matter to me what that guy does. Yang Yu pursed his lips and refused to talk.

"True Dragon, True Dragon, that is the existence of the Ten Fierce Ones, extremely strong in all aspects, does your strength have the resources to cultivate him?" Looking at Yang Yu, the witch frowned and asked.

"Do you have this green dragon skewer? Can you eat it like this? Do you have an immortal corpse? Can you use it to eat it?" Yang Yu looked at the witch and asked questions continuously, with an unhappy face.

"......" and the witch was stunned, Yang Yu's four questions had a huge impact on her, it can be said that she has nothing to say, with these resources Yang Yu said, I am afraid that all the treasures of the Heaven Interception Sect are not as good as the forces behind Yang Yu.

"So, don't worry about it, what kind of existence is the true dragon, and what level of genius I am, do you think we will choose a force that has no background?" Yang Yu said with a smile.

The witch had nothing to say, her eyes flickered as she looked at Yang Yu, and the little dot behind Yang Yu, her eyes flickered more and more.

"You'd better not count us, or your Heavenly Church will be ruined. Yang Yu looked at the witch and said with a smile,

(End of chapter)