Chapter 4: Troubles
The final result was that Feng Longde did not go to the church to worship, but quickly took Caroline to the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China, and returned home after withdrawing the money at a gallop.
This is also a good thing: if such a master is dragged to the service, not to mention whether the pastor and the congregation will have any opinions on the "strange-dressed people" who infiltrate the church, the optimistic point is that a certain enthusiastic parishioner wants to pull Caroline into the church, and even when Feng Longde went to the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China, the staff in the bank looked at Caroline's suspicious eyes behind him, which made Feng Longde tremble a little.
Thanks to a large number of movies, anime, and novels on related themes, Feng Longde feels that if he puts such a girl with an unknown personality next to him, God knows if this girl will have a lot of troubles and headaches - you know, Feng Longde is the most afraid of trouble.
Hurrying back home, Feng Longde began to pull Caroline to carry out the common sense education of daily life.
"Remember, Caroline, this is my house—stop, the blue glow is a computer, not an alchemical apparatus, not an alarm device. So it's very quiet here, as long as you don't make too much noise, the surrounding residents won't care about you, and of course there are no neighbors around my house who put down my mobile phone! That's a communication tool! It's not the alchemy grenade that you say is going to explode!" Hurriedly closing the computer and putting the phone away, Feng Longde pressed Caroline, who looked surprised and alert, "Since you have to say that you are my sister, then you can call yourself that way in front of outsiders in the future-you don't need to tell your wife too! I don't admit it!" When the time comes, you will say that you are my sister, Feng Longhui, anyway, even my classmates and friends still don't know about my family situation, and they are not surprised to have an extra sister, unless there is no outsider, otherwise don't jump out of your mouth that ghost knows if it is a matter of tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of years ago in the Teutonic Empire, otherwise you will be easily sent to the Tokushima Mental Health Center. ”
"I remember, brother," Caroline nodded, "now you have to hide your identity when the situation is unknown, and you don't need to hide it only if you have absolute superiority." ”
This girl still wants to restore the glory of the Teutonic Empire, first muffled the soldiers to climb the technology tree, and then bulldoze the world in waves?
"Remove the word "adult", and you will be called brother. Feng Longde looked carefully at Caroline, who had changed her clothes after returning home before, "I'll teach you how to use all kinds of things at home, as well as common sense of life, so that you don't have to treat my house as an alchemy laboratory." ”
After taking off the full suit of 20 kilograms of plate armor and the princess gown, Caroline wore a wide men's short-sleeved shirt and dark blue denim trousers, and a pair of black Marine boots—obviously taken from the large wardrobe where Feng Longde had placed cosplay props.
Feng Longde briefly compared, if it weren't for the fact that he inherited the Germanic bloodline with a height of 1.88 meters taller than Caroline, Caroline's estimated height of 1.8 meters would definitely make all Chinese men with an average height of 1.75 meters embarrassed
After removing the helmet, Caroline's long silver-white hair was draped behind her unrestrained, bringing out the proud curves of the girl's body, her small nose, her blue eyes as bright as the sky, her thin and soft lips and melon seed face made a perfect face, and the proud erect rue on her chest and her slender thighs would surely dazzle all the males who saw her.
The bumpy figure, the full and round chest, the extremely constricted waist, the downward slope and expansion, the straight and straight buttocks, and the slender and round thighs are straight and smooth It can be said that what Feng Longde is in front of is a stunning beautiful girl who definitely has a perfect ketone body.
But Feng Longde only had a headache and sighed: "Caroline, you don't seem to be wearing a bra, right?"
"Bra?" Caroline was stunned, the faint two points of red on her shirt became more obvious, "What kind of new model of cuirass?"
Boom! Feng Longde almost fell to his knees: "Don't tell me that the Teutonic Empire didn't even have underwear at that time"
"There's underwear. Caroline pointed to her shirt, "At that time, you just had to wear a shirt under your outer clothes, and this shirt of yours is a little bigger, and the style is not much different from that time." ”
"Okay" Feng Longde felt that he had a long way to go to teach Caroline to change from an ancient person to a normal modern person, "I'll give you the soft ruler when I go back, and then teach you the various units that are commonly used now and the conversion between them, I will take you to the clothing store to buy and use these electrical appliances at home, don't think that my house is full of magic traps and alchemy defense facilities, everyone is used to using security doors these days"
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For the next day, Feng Longde taught Caroline all the knowledge and common sense of life that a normal modern person should have. It seems that Caroline was quick to accept new knowledge that she had never heard of before, as she had solved some doubts—something to do with the curiosity she had cultivated over the years.
During this period, Von Longde also learned more about the Teutonic Empire from Caroline, a girl who was like a mute without anything, including Feng Longde's racial issues.
According to Caroline, both she and Feng Longde are humanoid creatures that far surpass the various physical attributes of ordinary humans, and have mastered the power of dragon language and can even transform into a dragon, and can also control the degree of change in their bodies to a limited extent. Now, I don't know how long ago, the Teutonic Empire disappeared for unknown reasons, and it itself fell into a deep sleep for unknown reasons. And Feng Longde, the "first king who didn't know when he woke up", also had an extremely weak soul because of the passage of time, and even the blood power in his body was dormant, becoming no different from ordinary people.
"In the current situation, we need to know as much as possible what happened to the Teutonic Empire to make such a glorious empire disappear silently. Caroline tugged at the black leather jacket on her body slightly uncomfortably, which was put on by Feng Longde, who was really unsightly, "Fortunately, my body strength and soul strength have not decreased too much, and I still remember some permanent military camps set up by the Teutonic Empire in various places in the Distant Lookout Plane, where some knight members have been sleeping in order to attack in unexpected situations, whether to establish a knight territory in the local area?" With a large Teutonic population, we could have assembled a regimental army. Although I know from the 'network' that the military strength of the various countries has indeed developed to a level that I do not understand, as long as we can have a territory of the Order and a small army with members of the Order in a short period of time, relying on the war advantage of the deceased, we will soon be invincible. ”
"No, dismissed. Feng Longde buried his head deep in his crotch and decided to introduce some military documentaries and popular science education programs to her later.
Isn't this nonsense? Von Longde also knew more or less about the military situation during the Teutonic Empire. The empire composed of the deceased (that is, the undead) and the succubus is still at the intersection of the feudal era and the industrial age, the army is still armed with steel plate armor and steel refrigeration weapons, thermal weapons have developed to the level of hand cannons and front-loading smoothbore guns, and the army is still using a large number of scientific and technological levels such as scale pole stone throwers and incendiary bombs, even if it has the existence of magic, Feng Longde does not believe that it can be on par with the modern army, after all, life is not an earth empire, and it is not that you can use the Renaissance troops to crush the digital age arms of AI with your technology。
As for the issue of racial bonuses, succubi had a very low proportion of the population during the Teutonic Empire, and their lifespan of only more than a thousand years caused them to disappear in the long river of time, and the undead are the deceased, even if their large population base and immortal nature make it likely that they are still waiting for someone to wake them up somewhere, but the reason why the deceased have too little independent self-consciousness is not considered.
In the end, what has changed between me and my previous life is that I have become an inexplicable emperor of the Teutonic Empire that has disappeared for N years, and there is an armored girl around me who wants to restore the glory of the former Teutonic Empire
As for his own changes, what benefits can the status of an immortal king bring? Isn't he still a fierce and obscene uncle?
If life is a novel, then the author must be a guy with a "mental patient with a wide range of ideas, and a young man with a lot of joy".
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Tossing until before going to bed, Feng Longde finally familiarized Caroline with the living environment in human society, at least not to see anything unusual as a dangerous alchemy product
Feng Longde is also worried that in this year when the means of citizenship authentication are quite perfect, Caroline's own identity problem is likely to remain a "black household" or easy to cause big trouble outside. But when Caroline spent the night showing Feng Longde a full set of flawless ID cards, personal resumes and other various file proofs that she had made on the spot, Feng Longde didn't bother to worry about it.
"The technology of information preservation and encryption in this era was far more advanced than in the time of the Teutonic Empire. Caroline commented on modern computer technology flatly, "But it is clear that human beings in this era have almost no protection for the soul, and I can manipulate the relevant people to modify a 'genuine' identity for myself as long as I use spiritual magic, and there is no flaw in the government database." ”
Not to mention that anyone would have thought of the brain-braining idea of using the method of manipulating the soul to forge a fake identity, just looking at Caroline using a bunch of waste cardboard shells and A4 paper to make a complete archive, Feng Longde felt that the whole person was not good, these materials looked exactly like the real thing, it was 100% pure restoration.
I just don't know if there will be a problem when the ID card is to be tested? Feng Longde doesn't think that Caroline knows how to decode the computer.
"It's far easier to make these things than to make sophisticated alchemy equipment. Facing Feng Longde's dull gaze and incomprehensible questions, Caroline explained slightly puzzled: "Alchemy equipment needs to be accurately guided and made with magic power, and it will fail if you are not careful; ”
And Feng Longde still has a question - Caroline said that she had been asleep for a long time, so how did she find herself after she woke up?
"The dream my brother had before was a mental scan that occurred when I searched for individuals who fit the king's imprint from time to time during my deep sleep. Because the spirit scan has to cover the entire range of the distant world, this kind of scan can only intermittently last on a certain number of individuals for a short time before having to shift the target, you can have that dream for that long time, it is I who scanned the suspected target and kept confirming it, and other individuals who do not meet the king's brand will no longer have this dream after a maximum of two dreams, and will subconsciously forget about it. ”
Searching for the whereabouts of the Immortal King on a regular basis all over the world, or not in a waking state during the period of sleep, this powerful spiritual power is not much worse than that of the gods!
Originally, Feng Longde thought that this was the end of the matter, and he thought that there was an extra sibling sister in the family who couldn't talk and usually had a paralyzed face like himself - but the next moment, Feng Longde retracted his thoughts.
"Caroline, are you sure you want to go to school with me when school starts?, and you have to go to my school tomorrow to go through the enrollment procedures?" Feng Longde was very big about Caroline's request, in the face of such a nuclear bomb that didn't know when it would explode, Feng Longde really didn't want her to stay in a place with too many people - not that she was worried that she would be bullied or abducted, Feng Longde believed that she didn't bully and abduct others, it was already very good
"As the only subordinate at the King's side, I must stay by your side as much as possible in case of any contingencies. Caroline nodded unchanged.
"Cheng, as long as you listen to me, don't make any moths. After thinking about it, Feng Longde gave up the persuasion of letting Caroline not go to school, according to her means of forging identity documents and spiritual magic hints with empty hands, the result of not letting her be a student is likely to be her own homeroom teacher on the first day of school, and she may also be the director of teaching or even the principal!!
Feng Longde was sure that she could really do this!
"Follow your will, brother. ”