Swain was now puzzled, wondering if he could think of a good way to ruin Lanaya and Renault's date, after all, his intelligence was limited, and dressing up as a waiter was still the idea given to him by the shopkeeper. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

In the end, I really couldn't think of it, so I went to the shopkeeper again. Since he has no brains, he spends money to buy other people's brains, and Sven is most worried about money, there is a lot of money at home, and there is no way.

However, there was no need for him to spend money, and the waiter suddenly patted him on the shoulder and whispered to him: "I have something to discuss with you, come with me, I believe you will be very interested." ”

Sven glanced at the waiter with some curiosity, and then saw the boss at the counter suddenly give him an intriguing smile and raise his chin at him, signaling him to follow.

Swain was even more curious, as if they had some plan for him to join, and he would be very interested in this plan, nodded, and followed the waiter to the backstage production room.

There are a lot of drink-making equipment and materials in the production room.

The waiter closed the door, locked it, then turned to face Sven, went straight to the point, and asked, "Are you also very upset with that arrogant white elf?"

Swain nodded, "Don't be upset!

The waiter said: "Then it seems that we are people on the same front, I have a plan, I don't know if you will participate?"

Swain asked, "What's the plan?"

The waiter showed a very vicious expression and said fiercely: "I want to put laxatives in that white elf's drink, make a fool of myself in public, and pull his pants all over in front of his girlfriend!

"I'll go!" Swain was dumbfounded...... He couldn't think of such a vicious idea, he felt very despicable when he splashed other people's drinks, but he didn't expect that what he thought was despicable was so cute in front of this waiter......

The mediocre waiter outside looks very honest, but I didn't expect my heart to be so dark!

Sven couldn't help but say, "Ruthless enough, cheap enough, lacking virtue enough!"

The waiter frowned, thinking he was going to refuse.

Swain suddenly laughed very cheaply: "But I like it very much!"

Waiter: "......"

Swain hurriedly asked, "What about the plan, and what do you need me to do?"

The waiter said: "It's very simple, I'll send the drink over later, and then the two of us will go to the toilet immediately, one for each person, and the men's and women's toilets will be occupied, so that he can't go to the toilet if he wants to!"

Swain nodded, "Okay." But wouldn't he be found out afterwards? He had to go to the doctor for a check-up, and it was easy to know that he had been given laxatives. ”

The waiter said: "Don't worry, the laxative I ordered is not an ordinary laxative, it is a potion made of alchemy." When this potion works together, it will be excreted with the excrement, and it will disappear automatically, and you can't check it even if you want to. ”

Sven couldn't help but say, "You know alchemy?"

You must know that alchemists are rarer than magicians, and ten percent of the people in the whole continent can do magic, and only five percent are alchemists.

The waiter said, "I understand a little." "There is no explanation.

Swain couldn't help but think to himself, "It seems that this shop is really not simple, even the waiters know alchemy, and the smart boss should not be an ordinary person." ’

The waiter stopped talking nonsense, and began to make it, and told Sven to avoid it first, after all, alchemy is such a thing, it can't be shown to others casually, and it is as precious as a move.

Swain went out first and waited for him to make it.

The boss smiled: "Young man, pretending to be quite similar, the first hand that was just revealed, but it is really not bad, dare to ask the name of the respected teacher? Maybe I know." ”

Sven shook his head and said, "No master, that trick someone else sent me." ”

"Sending you?" The boss couldn't help but be stunned, opened his mouth, and said incredulously: "Then do you know who the person who sent you is?"

"A man I respect, who saved my life. Sven suddenly said very firmly: "In the near future, I will send this person two words, I must give it to him!"

The boss hurriedly asked, "What are those two words?

Sven smiled mysteriously and said, "I won't tell you." Xin said: "Uncle Luo, I must give you the word 'father-in-law', and I will definitely let you accept it!"

The waitress came out, with two drinks on the plate in his hand, a papaya milkshake from Lanaya, and a cup of Renault's brocade leaf black tea—laxative.

The waiter winked at Swain.

Swain nodded and immediately headed to the bathroom.

The waiter brought the plate to Renault and Lanaya, put the drink on their table, and bowed politely, "You two, please use it slowly." He glanced down at Renault with a playful smile.

The waiter quit and went to the toilet. Swain had already occupied the men's restroom, so he took the women's restroom.

The two toilets are locked.

Lanaya took a sip of the papaya milkshake and smiled sweetly, "Sure enough, this is still to my taste." ”

Renaud quipped: "Xiaoya, I saw that you have been drinking papaya milk for so many years, why don't you grow there? It's still so flat, haha." As he spoke, he took a sip of his brocade leaf black tea.

Lanaya's face changed, and she looked down at her flat chest, and her face suddenly became extremely ugly! "You ......"

"Poof!" Trixi, who was at the table next to her, heard it, and her saliva almost squirted out, and then quipped: "Yes, it used to be a washboard, and now it's still a washboard, it should be flat all the time, this is fate, no matter how much you drink, it's useless." As he spoke, he stood up his proud peaks and struck the other party.

When Lanaya saw her two terrible rabbits, her face turned even more ugly with fright......! Deformed......! Foul! against science!"

Trixie sneered: "Yes, you are scientific, and you can win the prize if you recess!"

"You ......" Lanaya was so angry that she almost spurted out a mouthful of blood!

Seeing this, Kejin hurriedly said: "Miss Lanaya, in fact, you don't have to be inferior, I know a lot of friends below, and I like you to be a smooth and flat ......."

"Shut up!" Lanaya said angrily, then turned her head and glared at Renault fiercely, and said angrily, "Why are you mentioning me?

Renault couldn't help but be extremely embarrassed, lowered his head and took a sip of brocade leaf black tea, then turned his head and pointed at Trixis and Kejin and said angrily: "You guys give me enough to stop! Be careful of my ......" Before he finished speaking, his face suddenly changed!

Trisis said, "What?

Kejin said: "Mr. Renault, why doesn't your face seem to look good?"

Seeing that Renault's face was indeed very ugly, Lanaya asked, "What's the matter?

Renault slowly withdrew his hand, shook his head and said, "No...... It's okay, it's just that my stomach suddenly feels a little uncomfortable. As he spoke, he picked up the black tea and took another sip, his face became more and more ugly......!

"Whew!" Trixie and Lanaya couldn't help but frown, pinching their noses, and fanning their faces desperately with their other hand, "Stink!

Renault's face couldn't help but blush, and he reached out to cover his stomach again, and said, "I ......" and "......Porphyry" just opened his mouth, and the fart came out again.

"Oh my God!" Trixis and Lanaya hurriedly fled their seats, away from him, both glaring at him with disgust and disgust!

Kejin covered his nose with a handkerchief and said with disdain: "Mr. Reynolds, please be civil. ”

"You ......" Renault was so angry that he wanted to slap him, "You, dare to despise me?" As soon as he raised his hand, the "porphy......ry" fart came out again.

"At least I won't fart on purpose. ”

"You ......" Renault was just about to fan him, when his face suddenly changed! A strong urge suddenly struck! His stomach was clouded and rained, and the backyard was ready to move...... Suddenly, my brain turned white, and there were only two words left: toilet!

Hurriedly stood up and rushed to the toilet! Running "Porphyry Porphyry...... leaving a firecracker sound like a stinky fart!Give it to the guests to enjoy......

"Oh my God!" the guests spat out their drinks......

Trixie covered her nose and said to Lanaya angrily, "How can your boyfriend be like this!

Lanaya covered her nose and said angrily: "Don't say he's a boyfriend now, please!"

The boss hurriedly opened all the windows in the store, he was also so smoked that he couldn't stand it, and knew that there would be more fierce next!

Renault ran to the toilet, but saw that there were people in both toilets, and his face couldn't help but be very ugly, and he was so anxious that he couldn't do it! His scalp was numb, and his legs were shaking...... trembling voice: "Li...... Inside, hurry up...... Come out, I'm in a hurry!"

The sound of running water came from the two toilets, as if someone was urinating.

Renault breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately it was just peeing, otherwise in another minute, he would not be able to hold on.

After a minute, the sound of running water did not stop......

Renault's whole face turned white! his legs tightened suddenly, his ass shrank hard, and his bloodless lips trembled: "The ...... inside Still...... For how long?"

"Poop! and so on. Swain said in a fake voice, covering his mouth and laughing.

"It's the same here. The waiter screamed, pretending to be a woman.

Renault wanted to kick the door open, but he couldn't, because with a single force, something indescribable would erupt from behind...... I didn't dare to imagine that scene, so I hurriedly clamped my ass and moved outside.

Renault returned to the hall, didn't say a word, lowered his head and held his face, and continued to move towards the door.

Seeing that he was walking strangely, Lanaya couldn't help but ask, "What are you doing? Didn't you go to the bathroom? Why did you come back so soon?"

Renaud didn't speak to her, clamped his legs, and continued to walk towards the door.

Lanaya frowned, and suddenly felt that something bad was about to happen......

Trixis couldn't help but look curiously.

Kjin was also curious.

When Renault was about to walk to the gate and his ass was facing everyone, he suddenly ......

"Poof... Porphyry ...... Puff puff puff ......" A series of farts sounded throughout the hall!

Everyone couldn't help but be stunned.

Renault suddenly let out a "wow!", burst into tears, and ran home while pooping and farting.

"......" Everyone was silent and silently spit out the contents of their mouths......