Chapter 175: The Monk Beats Someone
"Monkey, you're killing again. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Stinky monk, are you spewing blood, she is already dead. Sun Wukong's eyebrows raised, and he was very unhappy that Tang Seng had buttoned him up with this big hat.
"She has feelings, understands reason, knows honor and disgrace, how can she say that she is dead. Tang Seng looked at the white bone spirit in his arms and sighed heavily, "She is more like a living person than many people who are alive now."
"Holy monk... I think you may be mistaken. The White Bone Spirit suddenly spoke.
Tang Seng was stimulated and threw the white bone spirit out of his arms.
"Fraud. Deceived corpses. ”
Sun Wukong laughed: "Look at your little bit of talent, no matter how you say it, the white bone spirit used to be the people around me, if the people around me are weak enough to die with just one kick, I don't have the face to say that I know them." ”
"But she didn't hesitate to stand on the opposite side of me to protect you, I don't understand why, tell me what kind of ecstasy soup you poured her. ”
Tang Seng looked at the white bone spirit cautiously, and found that the white bone spirit was really not dead, and then let go of the heart that had been violently lifted out of fear just now.
"I don't have that much ability, and the person who poured her ecstasy soup is far away and close in front of me. Tang Seng set his sights on Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong looked left and right, grabbed the king of Hades behind him, and slapped him twice.
"It turned out to be you, no wonder you didn't even fart from me, it turned out that there was a ghost in your heart. ”
Hades is now aggrieved, he obviously didn't do anything, just routine business as before, happily approving the list of souls who should go to hell and reincarnation, and suddenly saw Sun Wukong break in, so frightened that he quickly put the book of life and death and the judge's pen behind him.
But even though Hades is already reducing his sense of existence, Sun Wukong still has no intention of letting him go, and he can't help but say that pulling it over is a violent beating.
"Say, what kind of brainwashing methods did you use on the white bone spirit to make her betray me. After Sun Wukong finished beating, he waved his fist at the dying Hades on the ground and threatened.
Tang Seng couldn't look at it, walked behind Sun Wukong and slapped Sun Wukong on the back of the head, Sun Wukong felt his head sink, and then turned to meet Tang Seng's eyes.
"Who is the White Bone Spirit doing this for, don't you really know?" Tang Seng fearlessly faced Sun Wukong's gaze with a calm expression.
"How do I know, she loves for whomever she wants, what does it matter to me, I only know that this guy actually stopped me when I wanted to beat you up, it doesn't matter who she is for, as long as she does this, it is a betrayal of me. ”
Sun Wukong turned his head and said loudly as he looked at the white bone spirit lying motionless on the ground.
"You monkey is hopeless. ”
"You monk is hopeless, okay, now that your body is ready, it's time to go back to the world with me. ”
"For me, there is no difference between the human world and the netherworld. Tang Seng said.
"How can there be no difference, there are scriptures in the world that you want to get, what is there in this netherworld, there are only countless souls and these bureaucratic vampires. Sun Wukong threw another fist at the Hades under him.
"In this netherworld, there are also scriptures for the world. Tang Seng said.
"What, could it be that the real location of Lingshan is this Netherworld?" asked Sun Wukong.
"No, Lingshan is in Tianzhu in the human world. Tang Seng shook his head.
"Then you go back with me, I'm still waiting for you to save the people and the fire." "Sun Wukong is a little crazy.
"I am not a god, and I have no power to save the people who are in the midst of fire and water. ”
But the Bodhisattva said, "Only you can take the scriptures, and only the scriptures can bring happiness to the world." ”
"Where is the need for existence to be happy or something? Tang Seng sighed, "Then again, do you have any gains from going back to Huaguo Mountain this time?"
Sun Wukong thought for a while: "The harvest is not small, the monkey who has been pretending to be me actually fell in love with my eldest brother's woman, that is, my sister-in-law, and then my sister-in-law found out that my eldest brother Niu had a junior outside, and almost forced the junior to die, and then knew that my sister-in-law had a secret affair with the monkey who pretended to be me and decided to marry the Zixia Fairy, I was drinking, I heard that you died and hurried here, ready to arrest you back and continue to take the Western Scriptures." ”
"Wait, I have a serious feeling that there is a serious error in your words. Tang Seng touched his bare head, he felt that there was disharmony in Sun Wukong's words, but Sun Wukong's speed of speech just now was too fast, so he didn't hear it clearly at all.
"That's right, why did Fairy Zixia marry the Bull Demon King?!" Tang Seng's eyes widened, "Didn't I already drive you back to Huaguo Mountain, could it be that you didn't meet her?"
"Who did you meet, Zixia, of course I met, that guy was very disgusted with me at first, and didn't want me to follow her to find her Ruyi Langjun, and then said that I was her Ruyi Langjun, and then he kept pestering me, but after seeing my eldest brother, he began to frame me and said that I robbed her, and was ready to marry my eldest brother. The expression on Sun Wukong's face was full of melancholy, "Therefore, women are fickle, not that there is an old saying." ”
"A woman's heart is a needle. ”
"The woman's heart does say that the sea needle, but what is in the brain of you, a monkey, or is it that your monkey's brain is empty and there is nothing?" Tang Seng scolded angrily.
"What do you mean?" Sun Wukong's hand holding the golden hoop stick was about to move again.
"I mean, your monkey's head is actually an empty shell, haven't I already driven you out of the westbound team, why don't you marry the Zixia Fairy?"
"She doesn't like me again, why should I marry her!" Sun Wukong approached Tang Seng, "I said monk, you are sick, like the kind of person who pulls out her sword, she will marry whoever she wants, it's just a child's play, you believe this?"
Sun Wukong paused, and then continued: "Moreover, her intended person is a hero of the world, this is already obvious, it is obvious that it is not me, I am just a monkey who has no father and no mother, and grew up with death since childhood." ”
"Fairies and monkeys, it sounds like you laugh off your big teeth, don't you? ”
Tang Seng walked in front of Sun Wukong step by step, and just as Sun Wukong was wondering what Tang Seng wanted to do, Tang Seng came over with an uppercut and hit Sun Wukong in the face.
Sun Wukong didn't expect that the monk, who had always been gentle as water and could only speak cannons, would also hit people, so he didn't react for a while.
The monk's fist is not heavy, but why did the monk suddenly hit someone.