Chapter 316: Identity Training
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Seeing Xiaobao turn into a middle-aged man with mouse eyes and a goatee, all the women covered their mouths and snickered, and even the Thirteenth Taibao turned their heads, not daring to let Xiaobao see the smile on his face.
Xiaobao didn't think it was angry at all, but put his hands behind his back, learned to walk in all directions, and said to everyone with a serious expression: "What are you laughing at, don't laugh! Since you want to disguise, you have to pretend to be like! In the future, when you go to Yunzhou, it is equivalent to arriving at the land of Yinhu, don't think that everything will be fine if you change your appearance, every move, every word and deed, you may show your feet and cause unnecessary trouble!"
"That's right!" Lian Xin nodded, and said to everyone: "The biggest flaw in the disguise technique is not the makeup itself, but the words and deeds that do not match the identity, so as to arouse the suspicion of others!
"Then the emperor will explain to us, how can we match our words and deeds with our identity?" the madwoman smiled as she covered her mouth by the fire.
Xiaobao pointed at her and said, "Your title is not right! From now on, you don't call me Emperor, you want to call me Master! You must call me Master, and there is no other title, do you hear?"
The crazy woman stuck out her tongue, nodded and said, "Obey, Emperor!" The eagle next to the rock slapped her lightly on the head: "It's still called Emperor?"
The madwoman stuck out her tongue again, and said with a smile: "Yes, master!"
"It's not an order!" Xiaobao grew his head for a while, and said to the crazy woman: "Forget all the rules in the army, now we are all ordinary people!
Everyone nodded together and said in unison, "Yes, master!"
Xiaobao nodded with satisfaction, his eyes just closed and suddenly widened, glaring at the three children of Lanye and saying, "You can't call me master!
Little Bean Sprouts pursed her lips in dissatisfaction and said, "Why? Then what do we call you?"
Xiaobao coughed twice and said to them seriously: "You have to call me Daddy!"
"Poof!" Mo Xiaodao and Lu Zhu next to him both laughed. (hua.$>>>cotton, flower 'sugar' small 'say')
Lan Yue'er had already pulled out the Ruyi Divine Pestle, looked at Xiaobao with unkind eyes, and said, "What are you talking about, what do you want to call you?"
Xiaobao knew that at the current time, Lan Yue'er had become a star-picking thief, this was a green forest thief who had been famous for many years, and he didn't blink an eye when he killed people! But he was not afraid, he pinched Lan Yue'er's little face and said, "You have to be called Daddy, because the three of you are now my daughters, what is the name of Daddy?"
Lan Yue'er gritted her little silver teeth and clenched her little pink fist and said, "Then I won't do it!" I want to change with Sister Wei'er, I will be a concubine, and she will be a daughter!"
"I don't want it!" Wei'er immediately refused, shook her little head and said, "You are small, it is very suitable to be a daughter, I don't look like it!"
Lan Yue'er was immediately deflated, this figure is not a shame, but height has always been something she hates, and now the little bean sprouts are about to catch up with her, but she stopped growing three years ago!
As everyone knows, what Xiaobao is most obsessed with is her petite, but bumpy figure, just like holding a porcelain doll, every time she makes love, there is a kind of sinful stimulation!
"Now you guys get in touch first!" Xiao Bao put his hands behind his back and stood in front of the three children of Blue Leaves, with his face tilted, as if waiting for his subordinates to report the harvest to him!
The three boys all pouted, looked at his virtue, snorted, and no one spoke.
Xiao Bao's face was wrenched, making a majestic appearance, Xiao Triangle's eyes were shining, and he glared at Lan Ye Santong and said, "What's the matter? Can't you scream? In this way, we can't even enter the city gate, and when people ask you, they will show their stuffing, understand!"
The little bean sprouts looked at Lan Yue'er, Lan Yue'er looked at the painting again, and the three children were helpless, and the weak mosquito screamed: "Daddy!"
"The three of them are not as loud as the mosquitoes humming! No, come again! Not only are my eyes bad, but my ears are not good, it's so quiet that I can't hear it!" Xiaobao looked at Santong with his hands behind his back very majestically, and he had a posture that if he was disobedient, he would implement the family law!
All the women stood aside with a smile, and no one came up to persuade them, after all, although Xiaobao is forcing them now, it is also required by the form, and they can't help it, otherwise it will take so much effort to change their appearance, but they will not change it from words and deeds, which is equivalent to meaningless!
Seeing that Santong's little mouth was open, and his little face was flushed, Diexuan walked over with a wicked smile, and put Santong's heads together, and he didn't know what he said, Santong covered his mouth and laughed, but his little face turned into a monkey's buttocks, turned his head and glanced at Xiaobao, and opened his mouth to call him: "Daddy!"
This time it was much clearer than the one just now, but Xiaobao still looked dissatisfied, squinted his triangular eyes and said, "No, it's not loud enough!"
Before he could finish pretending, Santong shouted at him very simply: "Daddy!" Xiaobao was startled, and looked at Lanye Santong in surprise with an indifferent look, but he was a little stunned, and looked at Diexuan a little puzzled, I don't know what ** soup this girl poured into Lanye Santong, how did they make them so obedient?
The people next to him smiled and leaned back together, and Tie Yi waved his hand to everyone while laughing: "Now everyone thinks it's ridiculous, but after the meeting sets off, we can't laugh! When we enter the city, our every move is under the supervision of the Yin army, and if we show our feet, it will cause big trouble! So everyone should forget their previous habits as soon as possible and become familiar with their current identity!"
Everyone knew that this matter was not a joke or a sloppy matter, so they all nodded and listened carefully to her explanation of some daily precautions.
Imagami Eagle walked up to Xiaobao and whispered to him, "Emperor... Master, Brother Yan asked me to give this to you, saying that after I arrive in Yunzhou, I can go to Yunliang Pavilion to find a woman named Ximei, she will give us a helper, and this bracelet is a token!"
Xiaobao took the bracelet, and there was a faint sandalwood in his hand, which should be made of agarwood, but the pattern of the phoenix was depicted on it, smiled slightly, and whispered to the eagle on the rock: "This may be Brother Yan's confidante!"
Iwagami Ying also nodded and smiled, sighed and said: "Brother Yan told me that it is indeed the woman he has the closest relationship with, but he is a thief in the green forest, and his whereabouts are wandering, so he can't give Miss Ximei a future, so he's... Alas!"
"Nonsense!" Xiao Baoban raised his face and said in a deep voice: "Is he still a thief in the green forest? He is the general of my hundreds of thousands of Xuanjun Commander Battle Battalion! Why can't he give people a future? This big brother Yan is sometimes too rigid in doing things! When we enter the city, why don't we let this girl who cherishes Mei go with us, take him back to the Styx, and see if he dares to marry someone?!"
"Hahaha! I agree! Actually, Brother Yan is just afraid of coming to make trouble with others, after all, the war is tense now, and he is afraid of causing trouble to others! This Brother Yan, since the sacrifice of the four envoys, his temperament has changed greatly, as if he is always afraid that he will cause trouble to others!"
The eagle on the rock sighed for a while, thinking about the scene when he saw Yan Quan in Lanyue City, how high-spirited Brother Yan was at that time, although he had a stubborn illness, he showed a convincing majesty with his gestures.
But now that the stubborn disease has been cured, the person has collapsed, and he has become the general of the war camp, and he also regards the 13th Taibao as his brother, and he thinks about his brother's affairs every day, but if anyone is good to him, he retreats, as if he is afraid of troublesome others!
It seems that only this girl who cherishes Mei can rejuvenate Big Brother! Xiaobao and Iwashang Ying really can't wait to meet this woman and see what kind of person it is, which can make Brother Yan miss it!
"Oh, hold the ice leopard in your arms, this is a kind of noble lady's style!" Tie Yi hugged the ice leopard that had shrunk to almost a kitten, put it into the arms of Bird Dance, and asked Wei'er to pick up the snow wolf, which was smaller than the ice leopard, and it really looked like a pet of a big family.
It is estimated that Xuanwu is the most depressed, and he was made as big as a small slap by Tie Yi with transfiguration, and he was dragged in his hand by You Hua'er. Because no matter how big it is, it can easily turn into a pot of soup and be boiled!
Lan Yue'er also picked up the green fox, which had not been transfigured, because it had always been Yue'er's pet.
The kiss didn't follow, it was reluctant to leave the East China Sea, so it simply went to the East China Sea Dragon Palace, and waited for Xiaobao to come back and then go to the Styx. This is also what Xiaobao means, since he can't meet his beloved, let Kiss accompany her more in the Dragon Palace!
Chihong Liuyun with the god mouse, the wind owl with the thunder swallow also came down from the sky, eating the dried fish prepared for them, but what is unexpected is that the god mouse can eat more than a pig, and most of the carload of dried fish let it eat half of it in one meal!
Fortunately, this guy has a good appetite, miscellaneous food, and can eat anything, as long as he puts it under the car and follows the car, he can eat a fat belly and run back in less than a few miles, so he is not afraid of starving it.
It's just that the other mythical beasts are suffering, and when the food on the cart is finished, they can only find food by themselves!
After resting for an hour, and the horses were full, everyone got on their carts and horses, and continued on their way. The three children of the blue leaves were already a little sleepy, so they snuggled into the arms of the three concubines of the yellow leaves, closed their eyes and slept.
There was still a whole night, and now it was all barren slopes and dense forests outside, and there were no people in sight. The area around the Stygian Lake is mountainous, and the flatter it gets the further north it goes, except for the more famous mountains, the rest are basically flat!
However, if you want to completely get out of the mountains, you must at least cross Yunshan, so this area is a mixture of hills and mountains, although it is not very far from Yunzhou, but to go over the mountains and mountains at night, the carriage does not dare to go too fast!
But there is no need to be afraid of what beasts will attack in the dense forest on the mountain, although the beasts have become the size of pets, but after all, they are the beast pills that have become divine objects, although the body is small, the essence is there, and the ordinary beasts do not even dare to approach, and they avoid the carriage from afar!
The carriage was unhurried, swaying, and Xiaobao was also a little sleepy, leaning on the carriage and not knowing when he fell asleep!
I don't know how long I slept, but I heard a sudden neighing outside, and then the horse team suddenly stopped, and there was a roar from Bolun in front of me: "Why don't you come out and die!"