Ye Wushuang slapped Luan Qingqing on the head: "What are you looking at!" and then stretched out his hand to close the screen: "I have always respected you very much, and I never used my divine sense to investigate, you see what you have done?"

Luan Qingqing turned her head, her pretty face was like a red cloth, and her eyes flashed with grievances: "I don't know, you asked me to search for good-looking videos, and this is what I searched." ”

Ye Wushuang then understood, this is not a country, there is no Internet police, any content can be searched, and when she left, she emphasized the video, which may have misled her, "I asked you to search for good-looking dancing videos, how did you search for them?"

"Sorry, I forgot to type 'dance'. ”

"Alas, Earth is too dangerous for you, so it's better to go back to Mars sooner. ”

Luan Qingqing was unhappy, "I understand what you mean, you are laughing at me for being stupid! What's the big deal, you humans are really inexplicable, it's disgusting to make you so dirty with a good bed!"

"Hey, I don't agree with that, although I haven't experienced it, I know that the more action between the beds, the more fun it is!

"Don't say such things in front of me, you let me out!"

But let me tell you, it has nothing to do with filth, it's right to have a lot of intimacy between lovers, and I'm right from an academic point of view, is the wooden man interesting?"

"Get out of here! I don't want to hear it!"

"If you don't say it, you won't say it!"

As soon as Ye Wushuang walked to the door, Luan Qingqing stopped again: "Hey, I just saw that the biggest enjoyment of women on the Internet is 'shopping', and I want to go 'shopping'!"

Ye Wushuang looked her up and down: "That's right, your body is a little thin, it's time to add some clothes, but I don't have much time, so don't stay in Denmark, let's go back to the capital."

After the two came out of the capital airport, they went straight to the East Third Ring Road, which is close to the airport and has many high-end shopping malls. In a mall, Ye Wushuang first picked out socks and shoes for her, Luan Qingqing didn't know how to wear them, so she wasted all her strength to help her put them on, and she was still unhappy: "It's so awkward, I want to be barefoot!"

"You can't be barefoot, you can't wear clothes. ”

"Is this called a shoe? Why isn't it flat, it's slanted?"

"Nonsense! Of course the shoes are slanted. ”

At this time, someone next to him was already secretly snickering.

"I can't walk anymore. Luan Qingqing was in great pain.

"Take your time and you'll go. ”

Then the two of them went to pick out clothes, Luan Qingqing still likes skirts, but she doesn't wear many skirts, and these skirts are worn outside her underwear, but Luan Qingqing has no other clothes except for the skirt with feather refining, Ye Wushuang has a big head: "Just make do with the skirt." ”

Luan Qingqing went to try on clothes, she was embarrassed to ask others for help, and she couldn't call Ye Wushuang, but she broke several people's clothes, Ye Wushuang was not bad for money, but it was not a way to do it, it was really a headache. Luan Qingqing pulled him: "Why don't I wear my own clothes?" ”

"Leave them alone, I've already paid. Let me tell you, you should wear different clothes for different occasions, not only skirts, but also suits, suits, dresses, etc., you should try them all out, and buy them all if you can. ”

Luan Qingqing muttered in a low voice: "I don't want to wear it, I can't transform if I wear it." ”

From now on, you are an ordinary girl, think about how to live an ordinary life. ”

"I like to fly freely. ”

"What are you flying?

Luan Qingqing was unhappy again, flying was her favorite thing, and her voice couldn't help but get louder: "Why is it boring? Aren't you happy when you ride me?"

Ye Wushuang fell from the leisure chair to the ground with a thud, and there was silence around him, everyone stared at him with extremely strange eyes, and the light condensed much more powerful than turning a sword into silk!

Is there a crack in the ground? Is there a crack in the ground? Ye Wushuang wanted to die, even if he didn't have to look up, he could feel the burning and stinging pain on his back, he even pulled out the teleportation charm, to run or not to run? This kind of thing can't be explained, and finally gritted his teeth and stood up and pulled Luan Qingqing away: "If you don't buy it, forget it." He even wanted to cover his ears and not want to listen to the whispers behind him.

Luan Qingqing was a little stunned, she seemed to have done something wrong, "Did I say the wrong thing?"

"Nonsense! The word 'ride' is used between men and women to mean to go to bed. ”

"I'm sorry, I'll never say that again. ”

"I'll never ride you again, you can ride me. ”

The two girls next to him laughed out loud.

Ye Wushuang didn't even dare to raise his head, and ran away with Luan Qingqing.

Luan Qingqing suddenly stopped and asked, "What is this?

Ye Wushuang looked up, his legs were weak and he almost didn't sit on the ground, and the two of them stumbled into the women's underwear store by mistake, and Luan Qingqing was referring to a pink bra!

"Well, that's called a bra. ”

"What are bras for?"

Ye Wushuang, who has sharp teeth, is speechless, how can this be explained? If it is an ordinary girl, just tell her directly, it is nothing to talk about physiology and hygiene in front of dozens of people, everyone is educated, this is a very common thing, but Luan Qingqing can't do it, if you tell her that this is for her Shuangfeng, will she be mad?

Of course, there are salespeople in the underwear store, and a female saleswoman in her thirties quits: "Hmph! People who play with cospy don't know what bras are for?

Her attitude can be said to be extremely unfriendly, and ordinary customers can use this reason to complain about her, but Ye Wushuang is really grateful, this siege is too timely!" "Thank you, eldest sister, thank you eldest sister for explaining to her for me." ”

Now it was the eldest sister's turn to be stunned: "Are you sick? What are you doing here? Is it performance art?"

Ye Wushuang finally got his way, and his brain flew and began to talk nonsense: "It's because she is sick, she injured her frontal lobe in a car accident, and she doesn't remember anything, I have to teach her little by little." He was very careful when he spoke, and used a few obscure words, so that Luan Qingqing seemed to understand it, and the province said that he scolded her.

"Huh?" the eldest sister was embarrassed, "I'm really sorry, I'm a straightforward person who speaks, I think you are here to make trouble, if you hurt this girl, I apologize to her." ”

"What an apology? Ye Wushuang leaned closer: "Eldest sister, she doesn't know how to wear a bra, you have to help her later, and I don't know her size, you have to help her choose." ”

"Oh, okay, okay. ”

The eldest sister has been working for so many years, and she still has an eye for looking at people's cups, so she introduced a few good colors and styles and took Luan Qingqing to try on clothes.

When Luan Qingqing came out of the fitting room, Ye Wushuang immediately felt that her breasts were a lot taller, and things like bras can really add a lot of color to a woman, and the next thing is of course to choose Xiao Nene, although Luan Qingqing was embarrassed, she also knew that this was something to protect women, so she chose it very carefully.

When her underwear came out, her figure looked more graceful, and even her body seemed to be a little taller, the so-called people with clothes and horses with saddles, good clothes can highlight the charm of women, Ye Wushuang patted her thigh: "Let's go!

Ye Wushuang didn't have her own house in the capital, so she had to take Luan Qingqing to the hotel to open a room after shopping, but fortunately, she was also a person with an ID card now, but the lobby attendant was still very surprised by her appearance, her hair could be dyed, why were her eyes green? Is this a Chinese? Foreigners' eyes are not green like this, this is more than a jaguar! Ye Wushuang knocked on the marble counter: "Haven't you seen a beautiful contact?"

"I've seen it, but her eyes are also green on her ID card, which is too unserious. ”

"You're too lenient, aren't you? The police didn't care when they took their ID cards. ”

"I'm sorry sir, I naturally can't manage if you don't live in my shop, but now the above is too strict, I have to check it. ”

"What are you verifying!" Ye Wushuang snatched back his ID card, "We don't live anymore! "Luan Qingqing's ID card is done by Sage, there will definitely be no problem, he just thinks it's troublesome, if someone asks about it if he stays in the hotel, it's too annoying.

Luan Qingqing didn't care, anyway, a lot of things were in Ye Wushuang's place, and she didn't have to hold it herself, she saw everything fresh now, and asked curiously, "Do you have a home here?"

"Nope!"

"So where are we going to stay?"

"I'll introduce you to a few friends, and let's go live with her. ”

"Oh, yes. ”

"Last time I said to introduce a few friends to you, why didn't you want to?"

"At that time, I was not in good health and was not in a good mood, but now that my body is fully recovered, you are about to build a foundation, and I am about to return to my hometown, of course I am happy, you can say anything!"