If you inadvertently seem to be a little cheap with a girl and stimulate a girl, how to deal with it safely?

If you change to another man, you will naturally have a lot of corresponding perfect solutions if you have a girlfriend, even if you don't have a girlfriend, you have never seen a pig run and haven't eaten pork in terms of knowledge, at least the theoretical knowledge is still very rich......; He didn't know what he was going to do!

This is not a joke, but Feng Longde really doesn't know how to solve this kind of thunderous problem: as we all know, Feng Longde, a special model of strange people, did not have the experience of getting along with normal girls when he met Caroline when he was still an ordinary senior otaku, so he was naturally helpless, plus he grew up in a Catholic-style education method since he was a child, which is called a conservative compared to non-believers of the same age...... Of course, it is not exaggerated to the extent of similar to female phobia, but it has developed the attitude and habit of treating both men and women equally in disguise, and it is difficult to say whether it is a good thing or a bad thing......

"I'm sorry, but I've always been very wary of the outside world when I'm asleep because of my identity. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 After thinking about it for a long time, Feng Longde could only scratch his head and slowly explain what the situation was, "I'm a person who is instinctively alert to the situation around me when I am sleeping, and as a result, this instinct disarms me without discrimination, whether you are playing a prank or what you are doing...... I'm sorry, but to put it bluntly, it's my fault that I was able to fall asleep by myself in a daze, otherwise could there be such a moth......"

“...... Actually, Uncle Feng, you don't have to apologize at all, it's me who should apologize. After a moment of silence, Hatsune Miku shook his head and replied, then sighed, "Or did I go too far by playing pranks, at the beginning, pinching your ears and playing with your nose, if you think about it later, you can see that there is something really wrong, and if you shoot secretly...... It's true that I went too far, so it's up to me to say I'm sorry to you. ”

"Well, if you really want to dig into it, it's not right that I directly showed my disguise ability in front of you at that time and turned into your appearance. Feng Longde shrugged his shoulders, the current situation has not thought that the situation of crying and making trouble on the girl's side is a good thing, he is not a guy who will not give an inch, not to mention that he himself has made his own mistakes in the past, "I am here to apologize to you for the inappropriate behavior before and now, Hatsune Miku." ”

Looking at Feng Longde's straightforward and simple apology, Hatsune Miku was a little stunned, but she quickly smiled bitterly and nodded to accept: Feng Longde, a Teutonic man, has always been a straight-tempered type in dealing with people, and if he really wants to apologize, he will definitely not be twisted, and he is much more honest than most of the outside humans who have to beat around the bush to save their face.

In a sense, Feng Longde's frank and unrestrained way of acting is also a manifestation of good face, but his cognition is that since he has made a mistake, he should honestly admit and apologize and bear the consequences, and it is not a man who can't bear his mistakes...... Perhaps in the eyes of the vast majority of profit-hungry modern humans, this concept seems silly and stupid, but this is the basic code of conduct of Feng Longde, and it is also the habit that traditional Teutonic people believe in and abide by.

“...... Uncle Feng, we still don't have to be so entangled!" After a long silence between the two sides, Hatsune Miku took the lead in breaking the silence, and seemed to return to the original more lively situation, instead of still having a trace of emotion, "Let the past pass! And the previous accident will also let it pass! The most important thing is that now we have written off all these unpleasant little things, haven't we?"

"That's right. After hearing Hatsune Miku's answer, Feng Longde nodded, and his expression looked a little more relaxed, "But then again, Hatsune Miku, didn't you have to work hard to run here from the world?" I remember that it would have taken at least two hours to get here on foot each way, and although the roads between the two places are much safer now due to the regular patrols and clearances of the Guards Knights, it is not completely inevitable that there will be sporadic attacks by youkai and other monsters, and we here in the Teutonic camp can only increase patrols according to the overall size of the army and advise people to act as collectively as possible...... Hatsune Miku, you shouldn't just wake up early in the morning and come over directly, right?"

"Of course not?" Hatsune Miku shook her head in denial, she looked at Feng Longde suspiciously, "The environment outside the village is dangerous, I still know this?"

"Then Hatsune Miku, how did you get here?" Feng Longde felt a little confused, according to the soul messages of the few guard knights who were in charge of standing guard at one of the gates of the first layer of the Teutonic camp's fortress wall, Hatsune Miku came by herself completely, it can't be that she can fly, right?

"Yakumo Purple came to our house last night and brought us the latest batch of modern daily necessities, and before she left, I asked her if she could help me teleport to the Teutonic camp early tomorrow morning, and she actually agreed, so I came. Hatsune Miku answered Feng Longde's question by playing with the strands of green hair hanging from her ears, and after thinking for a while, she continued: "By the way, Yakumo Zi also told me that if you want to travel between the world and the Teutonic camp more conveniently, she suggested that I buy or rent a horse from Uncle Feng, so that it will be easier to travel between the two places." ”

"Yakumo Murasaki, why is that guy again...... Forget it, let's not mention that gap youkai. Hearing the name Yakumo Zi, Feng Longde reflexively felt a sudden chuckle in his heart, and quickly used his soul scan to perceive his surroundings, and only breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that Yakumo Zi did not use the gap to spy on the situation on his side, "I remember that Hatsune Miku shouldn't be able to ride a horse, right?" Then I'll ride my immortal war horse and send you back when the time comes...... Anyway, we also have an internet signal here in the Teutonic camp, if you don't give me your contact information, if you want to come, let me know in advance, and I will pick you up, so it will be much more convenient. ”

"Okay, okay!" Hatsune Miku clapped his hands happily after hearing Feng Longde's decision, then tilted his head and began to say, "Uncle Feng, my online contact information is ......"

So in the next few minutes, Feng Longde and Hatsune Miku exchanged their QQ accounts, WeChat accounts, mobile phone numbers and Weibo accounts with each other...... Sometimes Feng Longde is also quite contradictory, you say that he is as conservative as his parents' older generation, he still follows the current popular things, such as games and anime or something, but if you want to say that he is compared with the vast majority of his peers, he does seem a lot more conservative, not to mention the personal love situation that can wear out his mouth, his overall rigid and serious style alone has the shadow of his parents' generation, so it is difficult for him to be classified into the so-called "which generation" After all, this product is too strange from the inside out, and it is a rare species......

When remembering Hatsune Miku's various contact information in the heart of the soul, Feng Longde was surprised that this green onion singer actually played Twitter...... But if you think about it carefully, there's nothing to make a fuss about.,It's not in China.,Shanghai and foreign websites still need to go over the wall or something.,Yakumo Zi won't have a similar setting:The guys in the entire Gensokyo who can get used to being online for a long time are in addition to the V singers such as Hatsune Miku, that is, Yakumo Zi himself and Feng Longde in the Teutonic camp who has just connected to the Internet and a few other modern people, not to mention the so-called nationalism in the eyes of Yakumo Zi, an old immortal who has lived for at least longer than this era of human civilization, religious beliefs and dissenting opinions are all farts, so naturally there will be no restrictions on access to various websites, and when it comes to this, Richard has the most say - that goods have collected a lot of various foreign r18 website addresses on the Internet in the past two days, and also downloaded a lot of things, if it weren't for Lilia's fierce eyes all day long, God knows if Richard's bright guy would have put a special small website in front of his dead friends......

"Then you're ready, let me know in advance if Hatsune Miku is coming, and I'll arrange the right time to pick you up. After making sure that Hatsune Miku's various online contact methods were firmly remembered in his soul heart, Feng Longde nodded, "It seems that it is almost three o'clock in the afternoon now...... Hatsune Miku, aren't they worried that you'll stay with me for too long?"

It turns out that Feng Longde doesn't speak a lot of the time, especially in front of the girl: the original intention of this force is simply to be curious if Hatsune Miku has been here for so long, and the other V singers such as Xunyin will worry about her, but from his mouth so straightforward instead of euphemistic, there is an obvious meaning of "Are you leaving?".

If it were someone else, Hatsune Miku would probably have left without saying a word, but she knew very well that Feng Longde, the unstunned Teutonic uncle, had always spoken so straightforwardly, so she could only keep a smile and replied: "No, I said hello to Sister Xunyin before I came, which means that I will basically be here with Uncle Feng all day today, and it is possible to spend the night......"

After listening to Hatsune Miku's answer, Feng Longde only felt the black lines in his head-the singers of the V family are too nervous, right? A girl from his own family ran to a place where a big man lived, and it was possible to spend the night there, but they didn't care...... Isn't this too reassuring to yourself?

Feng Longde himself can't understand what other V singers such as Xunyin think, but the latter have their own reasons to make this decision: Xunyin and other V singers are basically divided into two factions, like Xunyin and other V singers all think that Feng Longde is a very serious and serious man, sometimes his behavior and conversation are too bizarre, but he definitely doesn't belong to the kind of guy who has no shape in business, so he can rest assured......; These people think that Feng Longde is a, and if the is a, he will not do anything bad that Hatsune Miku can't imagine badly, so naturally there is no need to worry about it......

If Feng Longde knew that Kagami even the hapless yellow-haired Shota had begun to believe that he was a, it is estimated that his first reaction would be to take Abe Takawa or Billy Hairington to the V family villa to find him, so that he could experience the beauty ♂ of philosophy ♂......

"Your brothers and sisters are also reassuring of my morality, I don't know if I should be happy or desolate for this......" Rubbing his eyebrows, Feng Longde stood up and walked back and forth in the room aimlessly: if he was bored in his room alone, Feng Longde usually chose to sleep upside down, but now that there is a cute girl like Hatsune Miku by his side, Feng Longde is not easy to do, so he can only use the way of walking in the room to relieve this boredom.

"Uncle Feng, what about your friends?" Hatsune Miku asked, as he watched Feng Longde go back and forth in circles around the room like a donkey.

"Weisk them?" Feng Longde stopped after hearing Hatsune Miku's question, thought for a while, and continued: "That guy Weisk should still be practicing his hand-to-hand hand-to-hand combat skills by himself at this time, and he wants to go back to the headquarters fort to have dinner; Richard is definitely still learning and practicing his processing skills at the military factory, that guy has always maintained a strong curiosity about making things by hand, and it would be nice to be back at dinner, and as for Lilia, that Russian woman." ...... That thing has been in the magic laboratory in the basement of the headquarters fort with my old sister Caroline to learn magic and the skills of manipulating her own abilities, fortunately, at dinner, we will gather in the dining room to eat together, and after eating our fill, we will go back to the room or gather to play games, watch movies, animations, or play our own games, that is, Caroline's guy has completely lived in the magic laboratory, and the whole Frankenstein...... No, magic maniac......"

“...... Ah, Uncle Feng, your friends really have their own characteristics. Hatsune Miku was a little speechless after listening to Feng Longde's answer, but she quickly became curious about one of the people in his answer: "Uncle Feng, you have a sister named Caroline?" (To be continued.) )