Chapter 032: I'm Monkey King!

The four of them dragged the Dillon Tiger out of the kitchen, and at this moment, Ma Erdao's doppelganger kitchen knife came in handy, and the work of peeling the skin naturally fell on his head.

"That little witch is too much, who are we, cooks?" Ma Erdao complained as he showed off his sword skills.

"No way, who made us inferior to others. Hu Lala helped to lie on the tiger skin, with a depressed face.

"When I become a Second Seal Summoner, I must clean up that little girl. Picasso hid the three of them far away, for fear of splashing tiger blood.

"Okay, Lao Bi, even if you become a Second Seal Summoner, you may not be able to clean up that little witch, she is a rubber immortal, it is said that if you want to kill her completely, you must use 'Starfire' to burn her for a day and a night, do you have Starfire??" Hu Lala pouted.

"Not now, but maybe I will be when I become a second-order summoner. Picasso folded his hands over his shoulders and pursed his lips.

Starfire is the flame produced by the friction with the atmosphere when the planet falls, there are very few surviving beings, in addition, there are a few spirit beasts that can spit Starfire, however, such spirit beasts are high-level spirit beasts, ferocious and rare.

"Doesn't she have any weaknesses, or preferences? Since we can't beat her, I think we can take her in and let her join our cluster, and then we will all be members of the same cluster, and she can't think about eating us all day long." Xu Ge had an idea.

"Well, that's a good idea. Hu Lala twisted her eyebrows, thought for a while, and said, "I don't know about weaknesses or anything, but that little witch really has a hobby." ”

"What is it? Don't tell me it's cannibalism. Xu Ge shrugged.

"Of course not. Hu Lala shook her head and said with a serious face: "That little witch's hobby is to listen to stories, I remember that she always asked the teacher to tell her stories before, and later she also found me and Lao Bi, but how can we tell any stories." ”

"Like to listen to stories??" Hearing this, Xu Ge's eyes lit up: "I can tell stories." ”

"Really?" Hu Lala was also happy, and then frowned again: "However, that little witch is very demanding, I heard that she forced some students of Tianlu Academy to tell stories, and if she was not satisfied, she ate ...... directly"

"Hehe, I'm not worried about this, she must be interested in my story. Xu Ge smiled confidently: "You guys are busy first, I'll go and take that little girl in." ”

"Brother Shu, be careful, that little witch is holding back her strength to eat you and me. Ma Erdao admonished.

"Wait for my good news. Xu Ge gave a thumbs up, and the last thing he lacked was the story.

Leaving the kitchen, Xu Ge returned to the small courtyard in front, at this moment, Xue Ruansoft's little girl was sitting on the stone bench bored and looking at the sky, and when she saw Xu Ge, she suddenly stared at her big eyes: "Is the big cat stewed?

"Soon, they're busy. Xu Ge smiled and continued: "I'm afraid that you will be alone here, so I came to accompany you." ”

"Do you think Miss Ben needs you to accompany her?" Xue softly pursed his lips and snorted coldly: "Okay, go back and stew a big cat for me!"

"Soft big beauty, I think I have more use than stewing big cats. Xu Ge said with a smile: "I heard that soft and beautiful women like to listen to stories, and I happen to tell a lot of stories, how about it?

"Do you know how to tell a story??" Hearing this, Xue Ruansoft's eyes lit up.

"Well, it's going to be a lot. Xu Ge nodded emphatically.

"Really?" Xue Ruansoft was skeptical, and then said with a stiff face: "Don't blame me for not reminding you, if you want to tell me bad stories, or if I have heard it, I will eat you!"

"Don't worry, I'm here with new stories, I promise you haven't heard them. Xu Ge responded with a determined face.

"Alright then, I'll hear your story. Xue nodded softly.

"Okay, then I'll get started, huh...... What type of stories do you like to hear?" asked Xu Ge.

"I like to listen to stories of big heroes, or adventures. Xue Ruansoft thought about it and responded.

"Big hero, adventure?" Xu Ge relived the story he knew in his mind, and a masterpiece immediately came to mind.

"No problem, then I'll tell you a story about the adventures of a big hero. Xu Ge lowered his voice, then lowered his tone, and said slowly: "The story also starts with a spirit stone, saying that the great god of the Heavenly Seal opened up this world, raised a bird, planted a tree, and opened a spring. Giving birth to a person, the bird is the phoenix, the tree is the unit, the spring is Miao, and the person is Xi, these things are well known, however, what people don't know is that the god of Tianyin left a spirit stone when he opened up this world, and the spirit stone fell on the shore of the East China Sea, and received the baptism of heaven and earth, and after tens of thousands of years, the spirit stone actually gave birth to a living being, the spirit stone cracked, and a stone monkey jumped out of it......"

That's right, the story Xu Ge told Xue Ruansoft is the localized "Journey to the West".

"Ah, there was a stone monkey in the spirit stone, it's strange, what happened later, ......?" Xue Ruansoft suddenly became attracted to this story, blinked his big eyes, and asked about the plot behind.

"Because the stone monkey has been baptized by tens of thousands of years of heavenly essence and earth and cultivated into an immortal body, well, just like you, it is omnipotent in heaven and earth, and worshiped under the door of a master, and learned seventy-two changes, after that, the stone monkey returned to Huaguo Mountain and became the king of the mountain, so happy, however, the good times did not last long, and the heavenly court thought it was a monster and sent heavenly soldiers to hunt it down......"

Xu Ge spoke eloquently, omitting some cumbersome places, and the plot of the story advanced very quickly, while Xue Ruansoft on the side completely fell into this story about the "monkey", she sat on the stone bench, her hands on her cheeks, and stared at Xu Ge intently.

"Later, the Jade Emperor saw that he couldn't destroy it, so he came up with a way to Zhao'an, let the stone monkey go to heaven to be an official, the stone monkey thought that the Jade Emperor was kind and went to heaven to be an official, who knows, but the Jade Emperor gave him a useless official title of 'Bi Ma Wen', just let him raise horses ......"

"Ah, even let it raise horses, the Jade Emperor is too bullying. Xue softly clenched his fists, his little face full of anger.

"No, the Jade Emperor didn't look down on the stone monkey at all, but the stone monkey later learned the truth, and in a fit of rage, he injured Tai Bai Xing, who lied to him to go to heaven, and then returned to Huaguo Mountain and proclaimed himself the Monkey King......

"Monkey King, what a majestic name!" Xue Soft's beautiful eyes flashed with yearning little stars.

"Squishy likes the title of Monkey King?" Seeing this, Xu Ge asked with a smile.

"Well, that's majestic. Xue nodded softly.

"That's easy to do, in the future, you will be the Monkey King of our Ma, La, Ge, and Bi Star Cluster, how about it?" Xu Ge said with a stitch.

"Uh, I'm the Monkey King??" Hearing this, Xue Ruansoft was overjoyed.

"That's right, you're Monkey King. Xu Ge nodded seriously.

"Really?"

"Really!"

"Oh yes, I'm Monkey King!!" Receiving an affirmative reply, Xue Ruansoft jumped up excitedly, with a bright smile on his face.

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