Chapter 3 Remember to lock the door at night
"Those wave-like barriers just now are portals to the real world and Hogwarts. www.biquge.info"After Vivien came to this "pink" plain, she seemed much more energetic, "If there is no magical power, ordinary people will not be aware of it at all when they pass through that portal. Hogwarts, where there are only witches, is a territory of witches. ”
Oh, that means I'm going to take you witches one by one here, and no one from outside can rush in, and they can't stop me anyway, right?
The fat man didn't realize how dangerous his situation was now. After all, except for a young and lovely little Vivien, the fat man had never seen any other witches who were already and thirsty.
The carriage crossed a pink river, and Vivien hurriedly patted the fat man on the shoulder: "Suge, this is the River Helier, the great river of witchcraft, which runs through the territory of Hogwarts and finally converges on Lake Helier next to the Witch Academy. ”
Legend has it that the color of this Helier River was also the color of normal water. Seventy or eighty years ago, the fledgling Witches' Academy was attacked by the fanatical followers of the Holy See's Inquisition. Yelena, the first headmaster of the Witch Academy, dyed the river red with her own blood in order to protect the Witch Academy. Under the influence of witch power, those gods of the Holy See could no longer take a step forward, and Yelena also sacrificed her precious life for the great witch cause.
This river is a holy river in the hearts of witches!
The fat man saw the legendary pink lake for the first time, and he didn't make a surprised expression, but replied very calmly: "Well, it's a pretty river." ”
Vivien excitedly told the fat man about the history of this pink river, and her eyes were full of admiration when she mentioned Elena the Great Witch.
The fat man was eager to tell Vivien that it was because the witches were too ignorant!
Speaking of science, the world before the fat man crossed also had a pink lake, also named Lake Helier, located in the Southern Hemisphere. The pink lake is a saltwater lake, and the reason for the pink color seems to be due to the fact that some algae are stimulated by a large amount of salt to secrete pink pigment.
The fat man in front of him knew at a glance that it was an endorheic river, with a large amount of salt, and the salt stimulated the peculiar algae, which dyed the whole river pink.
Okay, don't talk about science to the people of this world, then talk about common sense: no matter how big that Elina witch is in your mouth, even if she is fatter than me, she can't have enough blood to dye a river pink, right?
Ignorance is terrible!
The fat man suddenly came up with an idea, he seems to be able to borrow some unnatural phenomena to mythologize himself and make the people of this world admire him?
For example, one day I saw a small animal running around, and the turtle shell was extremely wet, and I knew that an earthquake was coming, so I gathered these fools to come to me, and I first found some reason to give them a speech, and then let out a fart when the earthquake was about to happen.
After that, the fat man felt that when the earthquake was over, he could brag with the people of this world like this: "Your fat brother makes the earth shake with a fart, why don't you kneel down for your fat brother and kneel and lick it quickly?"
Just when the fat man's mind was full of ideas of success, the water of the Helier River boiled over, and countless bubbles appeared, which exploded and gave off a scent of roses.
The fat man's eyes widened and he looked at the entire boiling river: Could it be that there is magma underneath?
This is an unnatural phenomenon, the fat man can't explain it clearly, he feels that his face hurts, and he feels like he has been slapped in the face. Well, this river seems to have some existence.
"Vivien, look, I'm a big man coming to the Witch Academy, is there anything that needs special attention?" The fat man drove across the Helier River in a carriage, and the outline of a castle appeared in the distance, and for a moment the fat man felt a little nervous, although he was the son of an earl, he was the first to come into contact with these "unnatural phenomena" in this world.
The fat man had only seen the power of the magician before, and the existence of the magician could actually be explained by some modern crookedness, and the boiling pink river in this witch's territory really had no crooked explanation for it.
The fat man asked Vivian about this, but Vivian's teacher only told Vivian to tell her to take the fat man, and there were no other superfluous instructions. Even before arriving at Hogwarts, Vivien didn't know what to talk to the fat man, and it was the first time she had left the Witches' Academy, and she had gone in the wrong direction when she went to St. Lantis.
Vivien, a poor little creature, was even the first time she had seen a man, and when she spoke to Count Lane in St. Lantis, she spoke elegantly on the surface, but behind her back she was actually pinching cold sweat. She was born at Hogwarts and heard her sisters say that men are bastards who eat people and don't spit out bones!
Even when the little poor worm was in the carriage, this sentence kept circulating in her mind, and she kept pretending to be asleep and didn't dare to talk to the fat man, because she was afraid that the fat man would eat her!
Don't think crooked, she's not afraid that the fat man will insult her, she is just afraid that she will be eaten by the fat man with his mouth. Those sisters say that men eat women and don't spit out bones!
The reason why Vivien suddenly became excited after arriving at Hogwarts was that she was finally home and she didn't have to worry about it anymore. For a while, the little poor worm forgot that there was a difference in gender with the fat man, so he said a few more words to this "ogre".
The little poor worm now realizes that the fat man is a man, and he is a woman. She shrank into the carriage, stuffed herself into the pile of gold coins, and held the gold coins and said loudly, "As long as you don't eat me, you can do anything!"
The poor little creature was terrified, and now that the carriage had not yet reached Hogwarts House, he was still in danger. What if the fat man stopped the carriage now and roasted himself to the point where he ate not even the bones?
It's terrible, it's terrible, the great god of witchcraft bless Vivien!
Vivian heard the movement of the fat man also entering the carriage box, she clenched her teeth and closed her eyes: "If you eat little Vivian, little Vivian will not let you go even if she is a ghost!"
The fat man found that no matter what he said, little Vivien would "eat and eat" one by one, and he looked so fierce?
The fat man admits that he is a little fat, but fat is obviously very cute! Does he look like he wants to eat people?
The carriage drove into the castle as if it could find its own way, and stopped.
The fat man didn't even take a good look at the exterior of the castle because of Vivian's endless yelling: forget it, there's nothing to see, and I'm going to live here for three to five years in the future. Enough to see yourself spit.
Vivien jumped out of the carriage when she noticed it stopped, and disappeared with a "whoosh". Obviously, the little poor worm felt relieved.
The fat man got out of the carriage with him, and the poor little worm was gone, and in front of him was a low cottage.
"Do you also prepare a villa for yourself to live in?" The fat man felt that Hogwarts Witches and Wizards House had made a generous move, but in a blink of an eye, he thought: his father gave them so much money, it is natural to give me a villa, right?
Just as the fat man was about to enter the gate of the villa, the poor little Vivien ran back with red eyes, she looked a little embarrassed, and the black pointed witch hat on her head was crooked to her shoulders. She pulled a string of chains with dozens of locks tied to them.
Vivien put the chain into the fat man's arms, "There are no extra precautions, remember to lock the door at night!"
After saying that, the little poor worm rushed to the carriage as if he had run away, and ran away with another "boom" in the carriage.
"So I'm here to get the gold coins. The fat man looked helplessly at the dozen locks on the chain in his hand, and the broom that belonged to Vivien: this little daredevil, the broom is still selfless.
Why did you tell me to lock the door at night? The fat man suddenly felt a chill in his heart, and a sense of foreboding arose.