Chapter 12: Sneak Attack on Prince Charming
Looking at the beautiful girl in the crystal coffin, Yang Yi's mind was a little confused, the caterpillar prophet said that this is a fairy tale world, he was a little skeptical, one is that the caterpillar prophet is very out of tune, what it said makes people a little unbelievable, and another fairy tale is a short story, in addition to the fairy tales that have been handed down, there are also Grimm's fairy tales, Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales, and some folk fairy tales...... It can't form a whole world. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
But looking at the crystal coffin in front of him, Yang Yi had to believe it, otherwise he couldn't explain why there was a crystal coffin in the low cabin, and a stunning Lori wearing ancient European court costumes, no matter how absurd, how incredible, how fucked, the fact is that Snow White is right in front of him, the great Hegel said, existence is reasonable, and now it makes no sense to worry about whether it has crossed over, whether it is a fairy tale world.
The important thing is, what should he do? What should he do? Will he lift the lid of the coffin and give Snow White artificial respiration? What about Prince Charming? Or ...... Yang Yi took a deep breath, all he had to do now was calm down. Yang Yi looked at Snow White in the crystal coffin, and his mind kept spinning.
Obviously, when he passed through the colorful clouds, he had already crossed into the fairy tale world, and he already knew very well how to get there, as for how to go back, he had no clue at all, he didn't believe that he could travel back at all, and even if he could, it would take time, and he needed the ability to defy the sky.
If you can't solve it, let it go first, solve it first, and solve it first, what needs to be solved most now is, how to survive in this fucking fairy tale world? First of all, he needs an identity, the prince of Shenlong is bragging, and it would be bad if he blew the bullshit, but in the world of calling, identity is undoubtedly a very important issue, and a reasonable identity is even more important.
Next, he should have his own house and a place to eat, instead of wandering around and browsing the whole world like a fool, which will not help him, because Yang Yi believes that it is a pure misunderstanding that he fell here, and it is not a fairy tale world to save some shit.
Running into Snow White is undoubtedly a good opportunity, he remembers that Snow White has a kingdom and is now controlled by the evil queen, but why are all the queens in the fairy tale world evil? Is this a label? Yang Yi shook his head and shook off his thoughts, stared at Snow White in the crystal coffin, and suddenly came up with a plan.
If it wasn't Prince Charming who saved Snow White, it was him...... And he helps Snow White regain control of the kingdom, and according to the routine of the fairy tale world, he will marry Snow White and become the new king...... As long as he becomes a king, he has the right, and he can ask many people to help him find a way to go back, even if he really can't go back, becoming a king, and having three wives and four concubines will live happily until he is old, which is quite awesome.
Looking at Snow White's beautiful face, Yang Yi couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and if he had an idea, he just had an idea to do it, the question is, directly artificial respiration on Snow White? If the seven dwarfs suddenly rushed back and saw that they had eaten their barbecue and were still artificially respirating Snow White, would the dwarfs play with him?
The story of Snow White told Yang Yi a truth, no matter how good the seven silk dwarfs are to Snow White, they are not as rich and handsome as Prince Charming, even if he saves Snow White, but if Prince Charming suddenly appears, what if Snow White falls in love with the little white face?
According to the plot, Prince Charming will definitely come to save Snow White, if he kills Prince Charming, who hasn't had time to save Snow White, he will come to save Snow White, it seems to be seamless.
However, there are too many flaws, and so far, Yang Yi doesn't know what kind of world this is, but Prince Charming can ride a white horse to this deep forest, which means that the kingdom where Prince Charming is located is not far from here, even if he can kill Prince Charming, what about the aftermath?
If you want to get rid of the trouble, you have to kill Prince Charming, Yang Yi has never killed anyone, and he doesn't want to kill anyone, what kind of hatred, what kind of grudge? robbed other people's women, and killed people and destroyed corpses, such an unforced thing is really a bit impossible to do, not to mention that even if he does it, the prince of a country is gone, and the king will inevitably send someone to look for it.
As long as you find some clues, it is not difficult to find him, an outsider who seems too alternative, then it will be a big trouble, Yang Yi knows the butterfly effect, Prince Charming's death does not know what chain reaction will be caused in the fairy tale world, if it destroys the glimmer of life that can return to the real world, it will be even more fucked.
Yang Yi is a very cautious person, he knows that even if he thinks seamlessly, the chance of success is only half, if he doesn't think about it in advance and act recklessly, even if he succeeds, there will be endless troubles.
But if, he quickly overturned Prince Charming, instead of killing him, he put Snow White's poisoned apple into Prince Charming's mouth...... Maybe some princess will meet and save Prince Charming, this special mother is a new fairy tale.
Even if there is no princess to save the prince, Prince Charming can't die, waiting for others to find out, if Prince Charming and his father find it, he will naturally be rescued, no one knows how long this time is, and when Prince Charming wakes up, he may not be able to recognize himself, because Yang Yi will not be stupid to clean up Prince Charming with his bare hands, at least he has to be masked.
paralyzed, when he was a child acting in a drama, he wanted to play the white king and the horse, but the teacher didn't let him play it, so he played the white horse...... Lao Tzu was born with a grudge against Prince Charming, Yang Yi made up his mind, and said to the square piece 2 behind him: "Captain, now I will give you a task, you lead the three 2s to find some ropes, and then go around the wooden house, tie the tripping rope, climb the tree, if you see a person riding a white horse, you must intercept it, understand?"
Fang Pian 2 heard Yang Yi call him the captain, his energetic heel knocked down, and said loudly: "Your Royal Highness the Prince, I will definitely complete the task you have assigned, may I ask...... What is a tripwire?"
", the tripping rope is tied to a tree with a rope, and then you ...... at the other end" Yang Yi explained the purpose of the tripping rope in detail, and Fang Pian 2 took the remaining three 2 to find the rope, there seemed to be a sound outside, Yang Yi was a little grass and trees, for fear that the seven dwarfs would come back at this time, so he hurriedly pulled a curtain to cover his face, returned to the door of the big house, looked out, and there was no one,
After waiting patiently, four 2s found four rolls of rope. The rope is not very thick, but it is very long, the four 2s can't hold it, with the head on it, it looks very funny, Yang Yi didn't dare to be careless, picked up a small iron fork in the hall, and hurriedly took the four 2 out of the wooden house, and walked out of the wooden house, walking out of almost two hundred meters, there were lights in front, and there was a burst of singing, Yang Yi hurriedly took the four 2 to hide behind a big tree, stretched out his head to look, and saw seven dwarfs coming over from the other side of the forest.
The seven dwarfs are not as cute as in the cartoon, but like the dwarves in the Lord of the Rings, less than a meter tall, about the size of a three-year-old child, with a stout body, wearing coarse cloth clothes, long hair, a big beard, and the dwarf in the front, wearing a funny fur hat and carrying an oil lamp in his hand.
The singing voice was very refreshing, but Yang Yi couldn't understand a word, but it felt very similar to Qin's voice, kicking and tapping over, Yang Yi didn't even dare to pop his head out, and soon the seven dwarfs were close, Yang Yi clearly heard a dwarf say in Shaanxi dialect: "Hurry up, there is a princess in the house, if someone steals it, it's not good......
"What's the hurry, no one steals the drop, the queen won't know the drop......"
"Snow White is me, when I wake her up, I will marry her as a daughter-in-law......"
Alice speaks Henan dialect, the seven dwarfs speak Shaanxi dialect, is this fairy tale world a special mother's cottage? Or when he traveled through the colorful clouds, he transformed his body and was able to understand the dialogue of the characters in the fairy tale world? Or is it a fairy tale world divided according to Chinese geography? Yang Yi couldn't help but be in a trance, this fucking fairy tale world is not only magical, it is simply supernatural.
No matter what, he just can understand the words of the characters in the fairy tale world, although the way makes him speechless, but it does have a lot less trouble, now is not the time to study these, Yang Yi cautiously did not dare to move, and the four 2s also cautiously did not dare to move, and when the seven dwarfs walked away, Yang Yi came out, shook his head, and took the four 2s to arrange the tripping horses.
It is not as easy as imagined to arrange the tripping horse, it is not good to be too far away from the cabin, the area will be large if it is too far, if Prince Charming does not take the usual path, he will fuck up if he bypasses the tripping horse, it is too close, and he is afraid of being discovered by the seven dwarfs in the cabin, so Yang Yi can only arrange it one by one, while arranging the tripping horse, he also set up some barricades, in fact, it is some stones, branches and the like, blocking the place that is not a trap.
The reason for this arrangement, because Yang Yi believed that if he was riding on a white horse, he would not be too lazy to get off the horse and move stones or branches, and would ride the horse to walk on an easy road, he thought so, and the prince must think the same way, this is psychology, he was busy working for a little half of the night, and tripping ropes were arranged on all sides, and Yang Yi ordered the four 2s to climb the tree, condescending to look ahead, and if there was a prince riding a white horse, he would pretend to be a bird.
The layout is very simple, whether it can work Yang Yi has no bottom in his heart, it depends on the will of heaven whether it will be successful or not, Yang Yi found a tree and guarded it in the middle of the tripping rope on all sides, so that Prince Charming could arrive at the fastest speed no matter where he came, and waited excitedly for a long time, Yang Yi suddenly found a problem, he didn't know when Prince Charming would come.
The so-called wise man must make a mistake, Yang Yi was so excited that he forgot about the time, what if Prince Charming didn't come for a month? Then he had to starve to death and freeze to death in this ghost place? Yang Yi shivered in the cold wind, couldn't help but look at the gloomy sky, and made up his mind to wait for one night, if he couldn't wait for Prince Charming tonight, then go directly to Snow White for artificial respiration.
After all, everything has been arranged, and I will withdraw now, I am a little unwilling, it is up to people to succeed, and things are planned in the sky, what else can I do? But this big night is too cold, Yang Yi doesn't wear much, and it doesn't take much effort to feel that his whole body is stiff, not only his body is frozen, but even his brain seems to be frozen, so it can't go on like this.
However, there is no good way, he can only circle around the tree, while turning in a circle, while moving his body, in order to prevent his brain from freezing, Yang Yi wanted to talk to himself, but as soon as the words came out, "Dororo, Dororo, the cold wind freezes me to death, and I will build a nest tomorrow ......"
I don't know how many times I turned, Yang Yi felt that he had never turned so many times in his life, and his body was a little hot, and at this time, there was a sudden cry from the right front: "Coo-......", the call was stiff and rigid, not like the call of a bird at all, but more like the call of a night owl.
Yang Yi lifted his spirits and came! Pulling his legs and walking quickly in the direction of the 2 of hearts, he walked more than a dozen steps, and heard the sound of the horse's hooves in front of him, and then an exclamation, the sound of the horse's neighing sounded loudly, Yang Yi ran over, and he was far away from seeing a white horse raising his hooves next to the tripping rope, it was a very divine white horse, the long mane rose with the wind, but there was no one on the horse, although the tripping horse did not trip the white horse, it still played a role, the white horse was shocked, there was no prince charming on the horse's back, it must have fallen.
Yang Yi cheered and ran, and just when he was still a hundred meters away from the white horse, a figure turned over from the ground and drew the long sword at his waist.