It turned out that the co-worker was not concerned about Shaoqing's personal hygiene, but he did see something in the kid's ears, and when Shaoqing was speechless about his question, the cold two fingers of Lord Shuishen pulled something out of his ears and eyes.

Looking at the soybean-sized thing on his finger, Shaoqing's old face turned blue, "Damn, have a tumor?"

Gonggong didn't speak, just looked at the things in his hand for a while, and finally pinched the two fingers, squeezed the beans stiffly, and a belly of yellow-green, yellow-green bad water came out, but it didn't stink, but a fragrant smell.

Shaoqing involuntarily plucked his ears again, while chattering, "Lao Tzu cleans up every day, when did you get this thing?"

Gonggong asked him to try the other ear, and the kid pulled it out and dug it out again, squeezing and bursting with bad water, but it was even more fragrant.

"This is a bath soup for raising little ghosts. Gonggong muttered.

"What little ghost?" Shaoqing frowned.

Gonggong wiped his fingers clean on him, didn't speak, just turned his head to look behind the two, and then took off his chin and pointed there, Shaoqing turned his head to look, and saw a little ghost who appeared out of nowhere, holding his arms and looking at them in a daze, the size was only one foot, white and chubby, with three small braids tied with red silk on his head, wearing a red belly pocket, embroidered with white lotus and red fish, a silver collar hanging around his neck, a silver lock hanging on the collar, and a traditional Chinese character "弭" was clustered in the cumbersome pattern.

Damn, this still has its own equipment......

Looking at this little doll from nowhere, Shaoqing didn't react for a while, and immediately asked, "Who are you?"

The little doll didn't make a sound, just looking at him, the co-workers on the side were disgusted, "Didn't I tell you that it was a little ghost, a little ghost in your ears." ”

After speaking, he didn't care what Shaoqing's reaction was, he just turned his head to look around, and finally dragged out another doll from the shirt under Shaoqing's buttocks, and just made a pair with the one over there, which was originally the "eye" fairy in the "Harmony Two Immortals".

"Everyone has their own little ghost fairy living in their ears, born as two immortals of harmony, but most of them can't be born, you are lucky, and you have two sons. Gonggong looked at the two dolls in front of him and smiled rarely.

Shaoqing's smile was really ugly when he looked at him, and he only frowned at the moment and said, "Lao Tzu hasn't married a daughter-in-law yet, who are you going to reconcile, how did they run out now?"

The co-worker stood up and patted his dustless clothes, "Then you have to ask yourself what you think about every day, sometimes they will give birth prematurely if they have too much desire!"

"Day!" Shaoqing scolded, looking at the two small things carved out of almost a mold in front of him, it was really a headache, the one outside was enough for him to be busy, and now these two appeared for no reason, how to explain to that girl when he went back?

I picked up two sons for you and came back?

Exercise.

Secretly scolded, Shaoqing got up from the blood mark under his buttocks, looked at the little thing that was only half an arm's length and grinned for a while, and finally couldn't help but reach out and lift their red belly pockets, and after seeing the two little bean worms below, he didn't like it even more, and secretly chattered in his mouth, "Two fucking enemies again." ”

Looking at his obscene virtues, the co-workers were reluctant and disgusted, and they didn't want to talk nonsense with him, so they reached out and patted the two little guys who hadn't woken up yet, "Wake up quickly, call Dad." ”

Shaoqing, "......"

Brushed by his cold hand with a clear stream, the two little beans who were still in the haze finally woke up, smashed the small mouth, and smiled when they saw Shaoqing.

"My name is Yi Ai, and I'm the eldest brother. The doll on the left smiled as she held up her silver lock, squeezing two deep dimples out of her chubby face.

"My name is weak, and I am the second brother. The doll on the right is holding up her silver lock and smiling, and her face is also with two dimples.

Shaoqing sighed, "Could it be that you still have a sister?"

"We also have a younger brother. Yi Ai smiled, and said again before Shaoqing fainted: "But he can only sleep in your head all the time, and he can't wake up." ”

Shaoqing turned around and looked at the white expanse in front of him with a depressed old face, obviously not wanting to accept these two rivals in his previous life, at this time Gonggong opened his mouth again on the side, "Abolish your useless right, you can get these two treasures because you don't know how many lifetimes of the gospel, how many people have not had the opportunity to meet in a lifetime, and you are still disgusted here." ”

Shaoqing didn't change his mind because of these two sentences, but just said melancholy: "What I think is that it's the busy season now, aren't the two of them looking for death when they run out at this time?"

Gonggong lifted away a puff of smoke that fluttered in front of his eyes, and the clear stream was scattered in the air and flashed with a crystal light, "This is the time to help, they are more eye-catching than you, and the fate arranged by God always has his reason." ”

Who couldn't hear what he meant when he said this, but the guy who was still a resentful woman turned his face and smiled, and pulled the two little beans over, "Do you have a way to help me find someone?"

"I'm hungry." ”

Weakly patted his bulging little belly, "I'm also hungry, it's good to do things when I'm full." ”

As if he saw the dawn in the dark, Shaoqing "giggled" silly twice, stepped on the blood mark below, and carried two small things out of the blood mark.

Gonggong stood in place and didn't move, his eyes looked at the cloudiness in the distance, and his slightly frowning brows showed that he was thinking about something, but before he could come up with something, he was dragged out by Shaoqing who was about to collect the blood seal outside.

The two dolls looked small, and they ate a lot, and all the shrimp stuffed in their pockets were all caught by them, as if they hadn't eaten anything in their lives.

only said that he would not give up until the belly of the two little things was eaten into watermelon, and Shaoqing, who had been around several times, did not find any valuable clues, turned back, and patted his shoulder with the shrimp skin in his mouth, "Leave the rest to us, and the little dad will rest." ”

Although it is a little awkward to call this name, but looking at this little thing's confident little face, my heart is also happy, and I obediently stood aside, just to see how my two sons showed their powers.

Facts have once again proved that these two little things are really big people, although it is always said that the profession of Zhonghe and the two immortals is not the same thing, but it seems to be quite good to work part-time once in a while, and it has turned this sea area upside down!

The people in the sea were swept up in darkness by the crazy undercurrent, and the huge waves on the sea broke out instantly, and the people on the boat thought that a big storm was coming......