Chapter Twenty-Six: The Strange Old Man and the Strange Things on the Island 2

I only heard a noisy footstep from the staircase in the basement, there were probably a few people, Tao Xiaozhi and the three of them were guessing.

From the long corridor, I saw that the first person to walk down was a little old man. The old man was black, bald, and wore a small hat crookedly, as if it were on his ears, and looked very funny. He doesn't have as many wrinkles as a white beard, and he is about the same height as a monkey, but he loves to jump more than a monkey, and he is a very old naughty boy, which just forms a strong contrast with Mo Buyu: one is young and old, and the other is rejuvenated.

He jumped up and down and walked with childlike innocence.

"Grandpa, grandpa!"

As soon as he saw the little old man, he finally showed the child's innocent nature, shouted wildly, ran towards his grandfather, jumped on his shoulder to take off the black hat.

"Grandpa, what gift did you bring me back?"

"Tell grandpa," said the little old man, holding his hat, "are you well-behaved today?"

Mo Bu obediently said: "Obedient! I am the most obedient child in the world~"

It seems that the "innocence" of today's children probably also includes lying!

Mo Bushuai explained to Tao Xiaozhi and the others: "My brother only listens to his grandfather, he is a good boy!"

Grandpa Mo took off his hat, took out a small windmill from it, snatched it up, and then ran around the house.

Next, walking down the stairs are two middle-aged black men, a man and a woman, that is, Mo Bu and Mo Bu Handsome Father and Mother. Their father has short hair, and he is very neat and not handsome, decent, wearing a turban on his head, and the word "bad" is embroidered on the turban. His fingers were slender and beautiful, not like the hands of an architect, an organiser, or a carpenter, carrying several large and small burdens, and their mother was fat, almost as big as an elephant, and she creaked on the wooden ladder and was in danger of collapsing at any moment. Her expression was grim, as if menopause was particularly annoying to her, and she was angry at everything. The couple didn't walk very closely, one looking east and the other west, complaining about each other's trivial movements, as if they had just quarreled.

Immediately behind the couple was a girl with heavy makeup, wearing a white skirt, tied her waist very tightly, highlighting her proud breasts like two big watermelons, and wearing all kinds of beautiful ornaments on her wrists, neck, ears and hair, looking noble and squeamish.

The four walked into the living room.

Mo Bushuai introduced his family to Tao Xiaozhi: grandfather Mo Bucai, half literati, father Mo Bucai, architect, organ maker and carpenter, mother Mo is not good, nothing bad, is a gourmet, sister Mo Bujiao, in addition to being beautiful, she is more talented in the study of makeup and clothes.

The people on both sides were shabby, and then they both sat down.

Tao Xiaozhi whispered to Silly Xingxing: "This family is all geniuses! It's just that I don't understand one thing: is their mother's surname really 'Mo', how can they be so neatly put together!"

Silly Star told him that the surnames in the demon world are very arbitrary, and the names of all kinds of names are free, you can fix a "surname", or you can not have a "surname", or you can have a "surname" with others, as long as you are happy, you can call any cat or dog, very casually, and will not abide by any laws and habits, except for some very special races.

Tao Xiaozhi thinks about it, what "old man with pigtails", "fire star" and "stupid star" are all family, but the names are all based on personal characteristics, which is very interesting: "surname" is dispensable, father and son can have the same "surname" or different "surname"!

"Great! There's a guest coming!" Mo said, "I'm going to prepare a rich and delicious dinner for you, I'm the best cook in the world~ You must taste my good dishes, because there is nothing better in the world than them! Gillian, you come with me to help in the kitchen, okay?"

Mo is really not bad, there is nothing bad, because she has a "good" word in every sentence, which is really "good" and strange!

Mo Bujiao was still fiddling with her delicate and luxurious body, took out a nail clipper to repair the jade armor, and said coquettishly: "Hehe~ How can a delicate young lady like me do such heavy work, if I break my nails and stain my white hands, will I still have the face to see people?"

Mo Bujiao is simply like a noble princess by nature, and that kind of squeamish look can almost make all the princesses in the world angry to death!

Mo Hao pointed at her husband and said, "It's not bad, you can come into the kitchen with me, or I'll pluck all the hair on your whole body tonight!"

Mo Bu touched his nose and said, "I didn't do anything bad, why do I listen to you?"

Mo Hao said angrily: "You didn't do anything bad? You brought me the truth: in the inn where you came back, did you peek at the female guest next door taking a bath?"

"No, absolutely not! I swear to God."

So, Mo Hao twisted her husband's ears and walked into the kitchen.

Mo Bujiao didn't bother to repair her nails, waved her hand movingly, sighed a few times and said coquettishly: "Today's air is really greasy~ It makes my skin sticky! I'd better go back to the room and apply some skin oil, so as not to damage my skin!

Mo Bujiao twisted and walked back to the room with cat steps.

Therefore, only Mo Bucai and Tao Xiaozhi were left in the hall.

Mo Bucai asked about the origin of his grandson's guest, and Mo Bushuai briefly told him about the previous events.

Mo Bucai straightened his funny little hat and smiled at Tao Xiaozhi and the others: "There are very few people who come to my house as guests, it's really rare, there are so many three people here today, it really makes me happy!hehe~"

The three guests are considered "many", and it seems that there are really not many people here anymore, except for those who mentioned the destruction.

Tao Xiaozhi pointed to the copper bell in the corner of the living room and said to Mo Bushuai: "As soon as the bell rings, do you know that your family is back?

Mo Bushuai said: "The design concept of that bell is also what my father came up with, and one end of the rope is connected somewhere at the entrance of the basement. In this way, it can facilitate the contact of our family members, and it also has a certain effect on dealing with invasions. ”

Tao Xiaozhi and they really have a sense of awe for this family, not only because of their "weirdness", but also because of their wisdom!

Tao Xiaozhi asked the question he had asked before: "What's the matter with those skulls and notes?"

Mo Bucai smiled and said: "Those are all ways to deal with thieves and robbers, because they are often seen in these barren mountains and mountains! Those skulls are actually not human, but monkeys!"

"Monkey heads?" Tao Xiaozhi patted his head and said, "No wonder they are much smaller than human heads!"

Mo Bucai said: "These monkey skulls also have a little story. In the past, there were a lot of monkeys here, and this is a well-known thing, because this place is called Monkey Mountain! But there are many monkeys, and it is also a bane, because I heard that the monkey's brain can cure hemiplegia, that is, paralysis, and many big pharmacies in the city are eager to buy it, so it attracts a large number of monkey hunters to hunt it! The monkey catchers split the monkey's head, took away the brain, and threw the corpse into the wilderness, and there are fewer and fewer monkeys here, and all the living ones have run away, and the vision of those monkey catchers has turned elsewhere! What a massacre, poor monkey! Because of the large number of monkey catchers, during that period, in order to prevent them from disturbing the normal life of our family, my son designed a house full of traps, and also picked up the monkey skeletons in the wilderness and put them in the traps to scare them! After the hot monkey hunting frenzy passed, many of the traps and traps were removed from the house, and only a few were retained, because there were very few people passing through here."

Tao Xiaozhi sighed and said: "Poor monkey, stupid human! I have never heard that monkey heads can cure diseases, this kind of hunting is simply a beastly massacre, it is so stupid that there is no cure! Not only destroying nature, but also destroying the common home of human beings, sad! May their monkey king, Sun Dasheng, see everything, come out for them, and punish these stupid human beings!"

Silly Xingxing said: "Brother Xiaozhi is right, because my father is a pharmacist, so I also know a little about medical skills, and I know that this kind of therapy lacks scientific basis!"

Mo Bucai sighed and said, "These are all big traps designed by those big pharmacy owners in the city to make profits! What can't they do for money?

Tao Xiaozhi changed the topic and said: "Don't mention those sad things, this general trend in society is difficult for you and me to reverse! Let's talk about the couplets on the door and those interesting notes!"

Mo Bucai laughed and said: "I made that couplet, that painting was made by my little grandson, and everyone in our family has a copy of that note."

"That note with particularly ugly handwriting, full of typos, and particularly incomprehensible meanings, isn't it written obediently?" Tao Xiaozhi asked.

Mo Bucai smiled and nodded yes.

Silly Xingxing said to Mo Bushuai: "Then the note that always writes his face is particularly shameless must have been written by you!"

Mo Buhandsome shook his tentacle braid angrily, which was an answer.

"No wonder you're so shameless!" Huoxing said angrily, "But who wrote the note that said, 'Congratulations, you have won the lottery, please go to hell to claim your prize, if you have any questions, please feel free to contact King Yama, thank you for your patronage'?"

Everyone laughed for a long time!

Tao Xiaozhi suddenly said: "But I still have one question: how can the little Mo Bu know so many characters of the Three Kingdoms in the world?"