"If I hadn't seen you promise your master that I wouldn't do it again next time, I would have really believed your words. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

"Phew, the reason why I apologized to the monk was not because of my obscenity, you also know the monk's temper, but everything he decides, whether you do it or not, he will think you did it, if I don't promise the monk at that time, I'm afraid I will be kicked out of the scripture team at that time. ”

Zhu Bajie thought for a while and then muttered: "What a dictatorial and authoritarian guy, I have a hunch that we will definitely suffer a lot from his stinky problem." ”

"I don't care, anyway, the master criticized you, and you sincerely admit your mistakes, I know this, and I don't need to analyze it from the master's character. ”

"You!" Zhu Bajie's eyes widened.

"Why, if you want me to believe that you weren't so dirty at the time, go and tell the master, tell him that you didn't think that way at the time, and the things you did were not what he thought, and if the master nodded and agreed with your idea, I would admit defeat. ”

"Phew, who needs your consent, how do you want to go, Lao Tzu is dirty, what's wrong, Lao Tzu is a pig in this life, originally he was going to eat, sleep, sleep and eat and then be cut and sold for meat, and now it's not easy to walk on the westbound road with you guys, okay, don't always use human standards to bind me, I'm a pig." ”

Zhu Bajie patted his chest, as if he had great pride in being a pig.

"Then when are you going to commit suicide and let us eat some pork, you also know, the journey to the west is too long and boring, and I haven't eaten meat for several years. Sha Seng looked at Zhu Bajie and licked his lips.

"If you want to eat my meat, okay, if you win against me, I'll give it to you. Zhu Bajie raised the nine-tooth nail rake.

"I'm afraid you won't make it. The sand monk also picked up the Zen staff.

"Enough!" Sun Wukong shouted angrily.

"What's your name, you're just a monkey. The sand monk snorted.

"I can beat you two waste into meatloaf with a stick, can other monkeys?"

"Then you're just a good monkey. Sha Seng whispered.

Sun Wukong glared at the sand monk.

"Stop here, monkey, what the hell did the monk do, why hasn't he come back yet?" asked Zhu Bajie.

"The ghost knows, Bacheng was captured and stewed by a monster who wanted to eat Tang monk's meat, maybe even the bones have been gnawed now. ”

Zhu Bajie's face was stunned for a moment.

"Do you feel like he's joking or serious? Zhu Bajie looked at the sand monk.

"How do I know, this monkey is always talking nonsense, I don't believe what he says, master he... The master is a person with great creation, and he will not be killed so easily. ”

"The great creation of bullshit, you forgot about the last time he was knocked to death by a fake monkey, no matter how high he is, he is just a little monk who has no power to restrain the chicken, and any monster who has cultivated for a hundred years can easily catch him back to make soup. Zhu Bajie looked at Sun Wukong, "Monkey, you're joking, right?" ”

"You feel like I'm serious, I'm serious. Sun Wukong replied.

", where is the monk, let's go save him." Zhu Bajie lifted the nine-toothed nail rake, and Sha Seng also took the Zen staff in his hand again and stared at Sun Wukong.

"Where is he," Sun Wukong closed his eyes and thought for a moment, "maybe in his hometown of Chang'an." ”

"You sent him over, don't you want to learn from the scriptures?" Zhu Bajie looked at Sun Wukong incredulously, "I know that monks are usually harsh on you, but it won't provoke you to send him back to your hometown directly, you must know that Guanyin has stipulated that we must go to the west step by step, which is good, several years of hard work have been in vain, just because of your momentary confusion." Zhu Bajie complained.

"The monk is not here, so you will nag in his place, right? ”

"How dare I nag you, you didn't knock me to death directly when you gave me a stick. Zhu Bajie spread his hand and said.

"You know that's the case, you're still nagging around here?"

"Don't I want to know where the monk went, if it is really like what you said, the monk returned to Chang'an City, then we have been able to rush all these years, but we have all rushed in vain, and the bamboo basket has to come again after a short time, do you think I can not be in a hurry. Zhu Bajie's mouth pouted, "If I rush again, I will pass by Gao Laozhuang again, what if Cuilan is reluctant to let me leave, what if Gao Yuanwai thinks about it at that time, what should I do if I marry Gao Cuilan to me, if I am also tired of this life of relying on the mountains and the sea and deciding to stay there, what should I do, without me as the core of the team, you will definitely not be able to go to the west." ”

Zhu Bajie paused and continued: "If you can't go to the west sky, you won't be able to get the scriptures, and if you can't get the scriptures, you won't be able to make the people of the world happy, and you won't be able to get the right results, and then I will become a sinner." ”

Zhu Bajie held his forehead with a look of regret: "I don't want to be a sinner." ”

"Don't worry, you think too much, when you have such an idea, let's pee first and take a look at what you look like, if there are still girls like you who are willing to marry you, I will have your surname. The sand monk scoffed.

"You have my surname, I am Marshal Tianpeng, you are just a curtain picker, what qualifications do you have to follow my surname. Zhu Bajie despised the sand monk.

"I'm just telling you to stop dreaming, it's impossible. ”

"Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean you haven't. Zhu Bajie's face darkened for a moment, and then returned to his original hippie face, "That's good, if there are women who don't care about my appearance in the future, but take a fancy to my strong, brave, upright and kind character, you have to solemnly apologize to me, and unconditionally abide by what I say, if not, I will listen to your words, okay." ”

Zhu Bajie said.

"No, you have to set a deadline, let's say within a year, or ten years, otherwise if the person who appreciates your strength, bravery, integrity and kindness never appears, then I will suffer a lot. ”

"One year is too short," said Zhu Bajie, "five years, if someone wants to marry me without disliking my appearance, you must obey me." ”

"The premise is that you are not allowed to coerce people with violence, and you are not allowed to find people to act. ”

"Good. Zhu Bajie nodded.

"Then it is decided, monkey, you to be a witness between the two of us, and if this pig does not meet the man who does not dislike his appearance and is with him within five years, you must supervise him to listen to me. Sha Seng said to Sun Wukong.

"Hmph, you are, if I find the person who doesn't dislike my appearance within five years, you're going to obey me. Zhu Bajie sneered.