"Why, does a baby boy cause any harm to this country?" Tang Seng was puzzled. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The woman shook her head: "It's some people who think that men will cause harm to this country, they think that men's things are like steel guns, and they will hurt us if they pierce our bodies stiffly, so they have always opposed the emergence of men in this country." ”

"Do you think so, too, that thing is going to hurt you?"

"No, I've read the forbidden book, which says it's something that makes two people happy, and it's not as dangerous as the legend says. The woman's face turned red as she spoke.

"Ignorance is the greatest evil. Tang Seng sighed.

"Do you want me to bring you joy, I can bring you strong happiness. Zhu Bajie came to the woman's side.

"Ah, monster, pig demon!" The woman squatted down and picked up a stone and smashed it at Zhu Bajie's head, smashing a large bag on Zhu Bajie's head.

"Do you pursue happiness, or do you pursue happiness with good-looking people. Zhu Bajie had a bitter face and looked at the woman sadly.

"I'm not looking for pleasure, I just haven't seen it, I'm just curious. The woman said and secretly glanced at Tang Seng's crotch.

Tang Seng felt his crotch cold, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly put his legs together.

"Are you going to our daughter's country?" the woman asked.

"Yes, we came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and went to the West Heaven to learn the scriptures, and we had to pass through the daughter country. Tang Seng said.

"That's going to be difficult, the elders of the kingdom are strictly forbidden for men to enter the daughter country, they think that this will defile the sacred atmosphere of the daughter country. ”

"Phew, what kind of sacred atmosphere, the boss of the Heavenly Court is still the Jade Emperor, and I haven't seen him defile the sacred atmosphere of the Heavenly Court. Zhu Bajie snorted and said.

"That's different, Heavenly Court is Heavenly Court, and the daughter country is the daughter country. The woman shook her head.

"It doesn't matter, I'm a monk, and when it comes to strict accountability, I'm not actually a man. Tang Seng said.

"Monkey, do you hear, the monk said that he is not with a man. Zhu Bajie poked Sun Wukong and said.

"I'm not deaf, of course I heard it, I didn't expect the monk to be so undisciplined, in order to enter the daughter country, he actually said that he was not a man. Sun Wukong also smacked his lips.

"That's right, you hairy monkey still shouts that you are a man all day long, and the monk actually gave up his identity as a man so easily, it is really a moral decline in the world. Zhu Bajie sighed.

"Stupid pig, if you don't put me down again, you can see how I'll beat you later. The sand monk hung on the tree and yelled at Zhu Bajie.

"I'll let you go when you change what you wrote in the book, damn it. Zhu Bajie scolded.

"Monkey, let me down, I will write you as a hero of the world, and let you give birth to a litter of little monkeys. Sha Seng asked Sun Wukong for help.

"Monkey, you won't..."

As soon as Sun Wukong raised his hand, the rope that Zhu Bajie tied to Sha Seng was loosened, and Sha Seng fell directly from the tree.

"Okay, you monkey, a litter of little monkeys will buy you, you wait, I will also write a book, the title of the book is called Journey to the West: take you into the heart of the rampaging monkey, and then copy thousands of copies of it, and tell the storytellers under the overpass to tell you for hundreds of years. Zhu Bajie said angrily.

"It doesn't matter if you said it yourself, it's up to the elders to decide, and I just now..." The woman's face flushed slightly, "I already felt the evidence that you are a man just now." ”

"Then how can it be regarded as a tool, can it be regarded as a tool that grows on a human body? Tang Seng said.

"It's not a tool, it's just a utensil at most, it's still a tool with no eggs, and this is really useless. Zhu Bajie grinned.

"Shut up for me, will you die if you don't say a few words?" Tang Seng glared at Zhu Bajie.

"It's not going to die, it's going to be crazy. Zhu Bajie waved his hand.

"Well, if you let me taste the pleasure of being a woman, I will bring some of the clothes of a woman from my house, and let you wear them and mix them in, and if anyone asks, I will say that you are my distant relatives. The woman glanced at Tang Seng and said.

"You're going to let me exchange my body for a way forward, do you think it's possible?" Tang Seng looked at the woman coldly.

"What are you doing, it's all said in the book, anyway, it's you men who take advantage, I'm the one who suffers, okay. The woman pursed her lips and said.

"This beauty, the monk hates this kind of thing, but on the contrary, I am very keen on this matter, do you think this is good, I will replace it..."

"Get out. The woman didn't look back and said to Zhu Bajie.

"What's the matter, people just put forward a pertinent opinion, why do you say that. Zhu Bajie felt that his soul had been hit, and he hid in the corner and drew a circle.

"Your pertinent advice is only good for yourself, and if you look so ugly, you want to make a date and you're not afraid to scare people into crying. Sha Seng rolled his eyes and put his hand on the book again.

"If you dare to write this paragraph, you see that I can't spare you. Zhu Bajie glared at the sand monk.

"You've done it all, why can't you let me write it down, it's hard to think that you want me to tamper with history, I didn't expect you to have such an idea, it's really terrible. The sand monk pretended to be scared and hugged his book.

"Bah, even if this history is going to be recorded, it's not you idiot who wrote it, you think you can write a novel in two words, the last time I read it, there were many typos on it. ”

"Okay, I said how my book was killed for several pages, it turns out that you did it!" Sha Seng's expression suddenly became angry, pointing at Zhu Bajie and yelling.

"What's the matter, I didn't see that what you wrote was nothing, and it was just a joke when it was circulated, and it happened that I couldn't wipe my ass when I was shitting, so I helped you a little bit, so that you wouldn't be so ashamed, and if you don't thank me, forget it, and still talk about me like that, it's so sad to break my heart. Zhu Bajie covered his huge and friendless chest, with a sad face.

"I thank you whole family, those pages are very important things, you tore them up for me, how do you constitute a finished story. Sha Seng picked up the Zen staff.

"If you have something to say, don't move your hands and feet, and put down your weapons. Zhu Bajie hurriedly took a few steps back.

"Monkey, the pages he tore off are the stories of your glorious journey. Sha Seng said to Sun Wukong.

"You dare to wipe your ass with my story!" Sun Wukong's eyes also reddened.