"So Master, why are you burning paper money at night and still reading other people's names?" Xiao Xue felt a little speechless, and Meng Bufan said: "I want to worship Ming Dong's brother, burning paper money during the day will be discovered, I heard that midnight is the most spiritual, it seems that the uncle guarding the door saw it, I will stuff him with a stack of banknotes for him to seal, such an authentic behavior He still dares to spread rumors to me casually." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Xiao Xue Wei said: "Huh, then how did I hear that the uncle received a stack of dark coins, and he was so frightened that he finally took a few days off." ”

Meng Bufan suddenly realized: "I said, why did he take out three sticks of incense and worship me as soon as I met him that day, it turned out that he didn't worship my character?"

Is there a ghost, who would see a person who burns paper money at night and doesn't make a pestle, but you were stupid at the time, you also smiled weirdly and put a dark coin in his palm, and there was a Louis next to him, the uncle's eyes were not good, looking at such a large piece of maid Fortunately, it was not bad to be scared out of heart disease, and the next day I saw that it was a dark coin, can I not be scared to kneel?

It's just that he Meng Bufan will be full to do this kind of thing, as for Ge Bad, it is even more of the most ridiculous coincidence, it is always known that this guy looks good, but he is usually a little frivolous, and he always likes to joke, there is a female teacher in the next class, in her twenties, young and beautiful, this guy always loves to go to the next class, and wants a beautiful encounter.

So he deliberately fell down with a bunch of books, taking advantage of the opportunity to help pick up books and touching people's hands, and also gave a mature smile of an autumn man, at that moment, please imagine a lewd man with a very gentle and soft smile, this smile doesn't matter, the next day the teacher asked for leave, it is said that the face has been very painful since yesterday, has been hanging on the iron blue, from time to time there is a nausea, ask her can not speak, but from the symptoms of the symptoms, and the symptoms of pregnancy coincide.

So the teacher in the office was confused, and wrote about the pregnancy leave on the staff leave column, and people looked at it, okay, obviously there were no symptoms at all a few days ago, but today she was pregnant, and the reputation of Ge Bad Pregnancy Hand suddenly spread throughout the school. There are even infertility patients who hope to be saved by him and make him a big joke again.

People say you laugh and laugh, usually I think it's nothing, but he just squeezed his eyebrows and licked his lips, and the teacher was trembling and retching for a while when he thought about it at home, and it was estimated that it would not be good for a while.

Life, sometimes most of them are made by themselves, and these two living treasures have carved the word "work" in their hearts with a chisel, usually either bad or fart, plus Jiang Li's poisonous tongue, but because of them, the school has also become happy.

As for Jiang Li, this guy had entered a situation where his poisonous tongue disappeared before he met the Demon King, he became kind and pleasant, and his spirit was very good, and he definitely looked like a good man with the future, but the whole class, and even those who had heard of him, suddenly felt very uncomfortable, his usual quatrain was enough to make people laugh for a long time, although it was a little damaged, but the fun was endless, but the fun disappeared all of a sudden.

This person is easy to hurt people, and the whole class to the teacher level has suffered from him, but when he heard his feelings, the teacher even deliberately found his fault in class and said: "Jiang Li, there is a typo in your homework, go out and punish him!"

Normally, he should have said, "Teacher, there is a decay in your life, go and become a monk." ”

However, at that time, the big guy was waiting for him to speak, but he just went out and said, "I'll change it next time." ”

The class immediately lowered their hands in frustration, but it wasn't until he came back from Longjue Mountain that the school's radio station was being adjusted one day, and he happened to go to the radio station to help, and many sounds were accidentally transmitted to the speaker, such as ......

Meng Bufan said sincerely, "Is it my fault that I am rich and handsome?"

Then Jiang Li woke up and said, "It's all Yun's fault." ”

"What do you mean?"

"He lent you the peerless bargain......"

This sentence reached everyone's ears intact, and the whole class was amused by this guy again, so after the resurrection of the poisonous tongue, he had no negative news, and his popularity was rising.

Meng Bufan was not happy with this, and thought that he must turn his popularity back, otherwise he would return to the days when he was regarded as a flood beast, and he said: "No! I must make some more movement! Otherwise, now my tall and low will go down." ”

"Then how did the teacher get pregnant? I have to be responsible. Ge Bad was awe-inspiring to buy a diamond ring to get married and have children, Meng Bufan immediately scolded: "You still don't think it's a big deal, I heard that the teacher lost several pounds in a week, and he vomited, and you go to disgust people again." ”

Xiaoxue is also very confused about the world of these two masters, is it because she is still too uncommon-sense? Or are they so strange in the first place?

"Then Master, how do you want to make a move?"

"I'm thinking about it...... Meng Bufan leaned on the table and thought about it again, but Xiaoxue said again: "We are not the Hades Palace, where is there so much movement?"

This time Meng Bufan found inspiration, he stood up and said, "Yes, I thought of it." ”

The next day, such a message was released on the campus Internet.

The detective agency specializing in solving all kinds of supernatural events and demons and monsters began to operate, with first-class integrity and fair prices, no matter what kind of weird events can be solved satisfactorily.

"How does it look like a loudspeaker shouting out of a stall? Ge Bad looked at Meng Bufan's typed words, and he was speechless to death, why did he call Meng Yingjun or something, and he still had to be shameless?

Later, this news not only spread in the school, but also spread to the Internet, although it attracted a lot of attention, but after three days, no one called, so that their enthusiasm cooled down.

"Is the school really so peaceful?" Meng Bufan lay on the table with his mouth pouted and looked at him ethereally, Jiang Li straddled his feet on the table and said with an expression of being in a paradise: "Isn't peace good? I want to release white pigeons." ”

"I'll just say that kind of method is not reliable, people have a kind of demons and monsters, all looking for the Hades Palace, let's start a new stove is not obviously to grab business? Besides, people won't believe us. Ge Bad held a women's slimming magazine and screamed, "Roar, this method can exercise the buttocks, I'm going to try it." ”

Probably this is the case, the Hades Hall has a very high prestige here, and there are countless famous generals under him, and the gods and demons must do better things than their students, and no one will find them. (To be continued.) )