Chapter 2 There is no way to return the teeth

Soon, the news that the emperor wanted to pay a private visit to Weifu spread all over the country.

After getting this news, the Liu family reacted the fastest.

The second lady of the Liu family has already handed over her name, and she is going to enter the palace as a queen, so she is naturally anxious to know what her future husband will look like. So he begged his father to arrange for him to travel to the palace for a few days and take a sneak peek.

Lord Liu already felt guilty about his second daughter, so he didn't wait for more than he asked. According to the request of the second daughter, she asked someone to pretend to be Miss Liu Er to stay in the house for a few days, so as not to have any temporary visitors to look for her, which would make people suspicious. Then he sprinkled silver all the way and sent the goddess to the emperor unknowingly, and became a temporary palace maid. also made a name, called Xiao Ling'er.

So the day after Zhenjunquan drilled the dog hole out of the palace and was beaten, Liu Lingling, the second Miss Liu Lingling, entered the palace with a red face.

Let's talk about Shen Lian, another hardcore and loyal guard of the monarchy.

Since the moment the monarch decided to let him pretend to be a bag and fool those old men, Shen Lian has never had a complete Ansheng from head to toe. He has lied as much as he has ever lied since he was a child, but now he devotes all his heads to pretend to be the emperor, which is too exciting.

Either nervous insomnia, or nightmares, in two days to lose weight from the previous seventeen years of idleness. Wearing the clothes of the monarchy is no longer panicked.

According to the plan, Shen Lian hid under the covers every morning, used ancestral makeup techniques to make up a high nose bridge, high cheekbones and narrow jaws, and then drew a fake sword eyebrows. In this way, the appearance that originally resembled the monarchy was five or six points. When he was in the last dynasty, as long as he had a face to collect debts, it was more like a real monarchy than the monarchy who liberated the nature of his youth outside the palace now.

The first thing Liu Lingling saw was the "monarchy" who returned from His Royal Highness Junzheng with a straight face. She compared her father's appearance with "monarchy" and was greatly satisfied. Although it is not love at first sight, he is also a beautiful man who meets the standards. So he immediately blushed and smiled at the "monarchy" flying out of the sky.

This smile was being bumped into by Shen Lian, and most of his powdered face turned red without anyone knowingly, and he shouted in his heart when he saw that it was about to burn to his ears, so he hurriedly took a few steps and left his back to the palace people. He braked suddenly, and nearly tripped over the carpet.

Kan stood still, forced himself to recall the eighteen scenes of Liu Zhu eating fish, and after a few breaths, he straightened his waist and shook his hands chic and coldly.

"Well, let's all go down. ”

At this time, the monarch was facing the living Liu Zhu eating fish in the eighteen scenes, and his mind was originally a little wandering and was driven away by the beautiful scenery in front of him, and then he felt that his forehead hurt a lot. When I reached out and touched it, I found that the skin and flesh were rolled, and it had already condensed into a cold and hard piece, and I didn't know if the skull was concave.

As soon as I was distracted, I "hissed", and my hand was not light or heavy, and I pulled the wound.

Liu Zhu heard him cry out in pain, immediately stopped eating fish and looked at it, and said with pity: "Childe, if you want me to say that the little boy is still more miserable, his teeth are gone, you can apply this scarf powder for a few days to touch it." Alas, it's a pity that my uncle's sprout water can only produce fruit, not teeth, last year my cow knocked out two front teeth, and poured thirty-four jars of sprout water without teeth, what a deceptive thing, otherwise it can give the little boy an emergency ......"

How many times did this have to be skipped from morning class, Jun Quan couldn't help but sigh with his forehead, and sure enough, he pulled the wound again, grinning in pain, and was powerless to correct it. only waved his hand and let Liu Zhu continue to eat fish, and the figure of the "little boy" appeared in front of him.

It's a sin, but judging from the touch of the last hand, it should be a girl disguised as a man, deliberately speaking in a calm voice. Merely... Who the hell is this girl? so short-tempered, and so powerful in her fists? Jun Quan touched the bag with broken teeth in his arms.

In the final analysis, it was he who did something wrong and was beaten, and knocked out a tooth with his backhand......

"I've got to give it back......"

But how can you pay it back? The monarch looked out the window. The streets were full of people, the sound of horses' hooves, the sound of cars and the sound of people. The vendors shouted hard, and the passers-by also frequented the patronage with great dignity. Just looking at it, a flash of green suddenly flashed in front of his eyes, very similar to the one on the girl's clothes.

Looking back, this seems to be the usual attire of the Liu family. Memory and reality overlapped, and the monarch almost patted his forehead - hiss, confirmed. That girl must be inseparable from the Liu family.

It turns out that the memory of the monarchy is still somewhat reliable. The day after he was squatting outside the gate of Liu's house, he saw the girl.

White gauze masked, white clothes with green edges and green willow patterns, and black hair combed with the classic willow waist bun of the Liu family.

The strings of fine green beads are intertwined with the seven strands of long hair, forming a hair plate with interspersed jade on the top of the head, and then weaving down into an inverted sparse net, from the bottom of the net tip back to seven strands, fluttering with the wind like spring willow branches, and listening carefully to the crisp sound of jade when the green beads collide.

And her somewhat slurred speech was exactly the same as the way she spoke after missing her teeth that day.

He got up to step forward, but suddenly stopped.

How can you say that?

Girl, I'll return your knocked tooth, and I hope for leniency, so that I can make up for it?

This scene, just thinking about it made Jun Quan can't help but roll his eyes. So he turned his head and glanced at the pillar where the cat was bent. Liu Zhu comprehended, made a fist against the monarch, and disappeared into the twilight of Jin Wuxi.

In the middle of the night, when Jun Quan had drunk thirty-three pots of willow leaf tea and was about to call the thirty-fourth pot, Liu Zhu came back, his face was unfathomable, and he was obviously holding back a smile.

"Got inquired?"

What kind of news did he inquire about that could make the pillar show such a look? Jun Quan beat a drum in his heart, and couldn't help but be curious.

But Liu Zhu continued to be unfathomable, and the smile on his lips was almost uncontrollable.

"I inquired about it, but, Childe, why don't you guess, guess?"

The words were long and wasteful, and the monarch was in a hurry, and reached out to pinch Liu Zhu's face.

"Less nonsense, talk fast!"

"That, that girl, is the second lady of the Liu family, Liu Lingling. ”

He laughed "hey, hey, hey".

Jun Quan was stunned for a moment, and only reacted after a while: "You mean, the second miss of the Liu family who handed over her name and wanted to enter the palace?"

Liu Zhu smiled "humming", nodded vigorously, and laughed for a while before he spoke: "If it is fake, I didn't believe it at first, and I asked several people to determine that it was really the second lady of the Liu family." ”

This news came too suddenly, and Jun Quan only felt that the drama was like life, and life was like a play. The heart is like being hit hard with a cotton hammer, and there are thoughts everywhere in the body, and they can't be mobilized, so they are nailed to the seat.

Shen Lian in the palace is also in the situation of water and fire.

The new palace maid Xiao Ling'er is like a marriage sent to her by God, and always takes the initiative to ask him for warmth: whether you want to add tea, whether you want pastries, whether you want to clean your face, and whether you want to change your clothes.

Shen Lian opposed the latter two from the bottom of his heart, and firmly rejected the first two from the perspective of brotherly righteousness. It took a lot of effort to barely maintain the image of the monarch's instructions when he was leaving: indifferent and numb, because he couldn't leave the palace, he didn't smile, and he was tormented by the boring life situation and forgot how to be happy.

This image was very effective in diverting the attention of the elders. The elders who felt sorry for this child also blew their beards and rolled up their sleeves and joined the draft publicity work of the old men of the Ministry of Rites.

But when he retracted into the quilt to remove his makeup, Shen Lian's eyes were full of Xiao Ling'er's smile, and this figure that couldn't even drive away Liu Zhu's eighteen scenes of eating fish made Shen Lian sad and happy.

"Temptation, if she is also interested in herself, when His Majesty returns, he will tell her and the plate. ”

Shen Lian covered himself in the quilt and muttered to himself.

"No, no, no, how can you test your majesty's appearance, but don't mess with your majesty...... Phew, little bell is not a rotten peach blossom...... But what she likes is His Majesty's appearance...... Ah, that's going crazy......"

Thinking about it like this, I don't know when I fell asleep.

A dreamless night.

is also a lawsuit, and the monarch who has fallen asleep unconsciously is not so lucky.

He had nightmares all night.

In the dream, the willow suddenly turned in from the window, put a fist against his head, and said viciously: "The hatred of the tooth, you villain, return my teeth!"

The monarch was horrified, thinking that he was going to be beaten into a braised lion's head, but Liu Zhu suddenly broke through the door and rushed in.

I saw that the pillar was holding a tank in his arms, and there was an uneaten fish hanging around his neck, he took a bite of the fish, pinched his throat and trembled:

"Girl, don't be red-eyed, close your fists, drink these thirty-four jars of sprout water, if you don't have new teeth, it's not too late to take my son-in-law's teeth~!"

When Liu Lingling heard this, he laughed so hard that he suddenly flew up and blasted the pillar out.

The strength of the fist wind actually smashed the thirty-four jars, and the sprouts and water overflowed the ground, almost drowning him!

The monarch couldn't cope with it, so he choked on it, and it was the taste of willow leaf tea!

Liu Ling smiled fiercely, revealing a smile that was missing a front tooth.

The shiny little fangs are inexplicably cute.

She slowly moved her face closer, so close that she almost kissed him.

But just as they were about to kiss each other, there was a "click!", and she broke his mouth open with her hand, and stuffed a fist into it, which spun around in a circle.

All the teeth were knocked out!

The most terrifying thing is that Liu Lingling's fist doesn't even have a tooth mark!

Jun Quan was about to open his mouth and shout that it was unfair, is my head not as hard as her fist, but he found that his mouth was full of wind and he couldn't say a whole word.

Woke up suddenly, in a cold sweat. Quickly opened his mouth and counted, one was a lot, and then he calmed down a little.

On the other side, Shen Lian woke up comfortably and naturally, rubbed his eyes and got up, and it was already bright outside the window. The days of the Hugh Dynasty are always so pleasant.

On such a day, of course, he also had to take a vacation for his face, so he cleared his throat and asked all the palace people in the palace to rest and come back to serve tomorrow. But before he could say anything, he noticed something unusual, and the hall where there should have been five or six palace people to serve was silent.

He suddenly woke up in the position he had before he fell asleep last nightβ€”twisted into a ball and curled up in the quilt, removing his makeup and thinking about things. I guess that's how I fainted.

How could he wake up in the morning, not only lying flat and vertical, but also tucking the brocade quilt very properly? Shen Lian felt a gong and drum beating in his heart, and his intuition was not good.

"Your Majesty, are you awake?"

The sound of a small bell sounded outside the tent.

"Uh... Ahem, today is a day off, you can also go down and rest, you don't have to wait. ”

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Ling'er directly lifted the curtain and got in, jumped to the side of the bed like a little squirrel, and put her mouth to Shen Lian's ear very familiarly.

"Your Majesty, you're not really Your Majesty, are you?"

As soon as these words came out, Shen Lian felt that the five thunders hit the top and his limbs were numb, but he still tried to quibble.

"Why, why not?"

"Come on, stop acting, your current appearance is very different from the day after tomorrow, and I'm not blind. ”

Seeing that his face was so white that she could almost rub her face, Xiao Ling'er thought it was very interesting, but she couldn't bear to tease, so she winked at him.

"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. ”

Shen Lian wanted to ask "which is the sky and which is the earth", but now, Xiao Ling'er is facing his original appearance.

Thinking that only middle-aged and elderly male and female officials who usually praised themselves for being "quite handsome", Shen Lian quickly swallowed his saliva and swallowed this strange thought.

"You made the futon for me last night?"

Xiao Ling'er smiled and nodded, and sat directly on the edge of the bed very unceremoniously, with a look of "don't be afraid, my sister covers you", and came closer, with a pair of big eyes flickering, full of curiosity.

"Did the real Majesty sneak out for a private visit? When did he go out? How can he go out without being discovered? Is Your Majesty good-looking, are you really dressed exactly like Your Majesty?"

One question after another made Shen Lian a little crying and laughing. It was the first time he had met a girl who took the initiative to talk so much to him.

Until the last question, he was stunned for a moment and reacted.

"What, you're not happy with the way I look?"

After thinking about it, he whispered again: "I think Your Majesty looks very handsome." ”

At least the male and female officials who boast of the monarchy and good looks are found in all ages.

"It's not that I'm dissatisfied, it's just that it's too fierce, I don't dare to look at your face. ”

Why do you want to look at so many eyes? Although she knew that she probably just wanted to take a few more glances at the appearance of Jun Quan's face, Shen Lian was looking forward to it in her heart. Are there a few eyes among them that are attracted by their words and deeds?

As soon as this thought came to mind, it was immediately extinguished. Isn't his words and deeds all imitating the monarchy, what's the difference? Besides, people still think he is fierce.

He was depressed, but he heard the little bell suddenly fly out of the sky and say a sentence:

"What do you think of me?

These words caught Shen Lian off guard, and he didn't know where to look for a while.

"Good, good, good, good-looking. Sex, character too, is very good, too. ”

Shen Lian scolded three times in his heart, Liu Zhu, have you eaten less fish recently, and you are useless, so he reported the observation with a twinkle in his eyes.

"Hahaha, how did you turn back into yourself and look like a fake? It's so different from what you look like in front of the temple, it's so funny. ”

This time, Shen Lian didn't want to ask which was the sky and which was the earth, such an obvious result made him a little frustrated, so he had to use the evaluation of "fun" to reluctantly comfort himself.

It's just that Xiao Ling'er asked... Don't?

"Do you want to be Your Majesty's concubine?"

This was a very natural explanation, but Shen Lian still asked with forced composure, like grasping a life-saving straw.

"Ah, actually, I didn't think about it, it's just that if the day and night are opposite, maybe it's just like that. ”

The light in Xiao Ling'er's eyes dimmed for a moment, but she quickly filled her eyes with a smile again.

Shen Lian would be wrong.

"As long as you don't face each other day and night, not from the beginning, then there is still a chance to go the other way. ”

As long as I send you out of the palace before His Majesty returns, he calculated, with selfish intentions.

"How can there be another way?"

She tilted her head slightly and smiled brightly, like a child who sincerely begged for advice. But she knew very well in her heart that after agreeing to her father and handing over her name, she was going to marry into the royal family. When you become a queen, there is no way back.

"Yes, you believe me. ”

She raised her eyes to meet his gaze, warm and resolute, determined and sincere. Her heart moved, she looked away, and decided to keep silent.