Chapter 93: The Heavenly Tribulation Returns!
"What the hell? Yue Lao, let me tell you, I've seen the task, don't you want to hit me! Lao Tzu is scared!" Fu Hu's face changed slightly.
"Yue Lao, what restrictions does he have?" The third prince was happy when he made a fuss just now. "Since it's only worse, then I want to know, which poor worm is more unlucky than me?"
"Can there be anyone worse than me?" Erlang God didn't believe it.
"Buddies are all dressed as women, isn't the worst one me?"
They asked one by one, which aroused the curiosity of all the immortals watching the live broadcast!
Jiang You was a little puzzled, how else could Fahai play? Impossible, right?
"I'm miserable? My mission is obviously tailor-made, heaven and earth can learn from it, this is God's favor to me!"
"What are the restrictions on Fuhu?" The curiosity of the star officer on duty also stirred up, and he looked at Lu Dongbin.
"No, there is no limit, did I think about it at the time, isn't it just to practice it, to do things, to make fate, and at the same time to do more good deeds? It's just a little harder, people are tired, and nothing else!" Lu Dongbin was a little puzzled.
"It's true, we didn't think what else Fahai could do?" He Xiangu shook her head.
The two of them asked and answered, and they participated in the planning, they didn't know, what was the old man doing?
"Don't look at me, we Eight Immortals haven't done it!" "We don't carry this black cauldron! If Yue Lao is joking, it's none of our business!
Hearing the other party's affirmation, everyone looked at Yue Lao with a strange expression.
"There are limitations, I just saw it. Yue Lao originally wanted to be calm, but after seeing it, he couldn't calm down, "This is no one, I can only say mourning!"
"Pretend, Yue Lao, you continue to pretend, okay, I can see it, you are taking advantage of a lot of people, and you are bullying me together!"
"Yue Lao, are you right?" the third prince was even more curious.
"That's right, I'm not old-eyed!"
"I don't believe it!"
"I can't believe you!"
"What the hell is it? Isn't Fahai taking advantage of the most this time? I feel like he's cheating!"
"Shouldn't it be more difficult, you see, everyone's is not simple, why is Fuhu smooth, I don't think it's untargeted!"
"Phew, you think that if there are too many people, you can lie to me, I don't believe it, this mission is not difficult for me!"
"It's really not that difficult for you, it's just those basic homework!" Yue Lao replied seriously.
"Look, you still want to deceive me, do you really think I'm so easy to deceive?"
"The task is not very difficult, why does Yue Lao say that it is miserable?" Zhen Yuanzi didn't understand.
Lao Jun couldn't understand it, shook his head, and everyone was confused for a while.
"Fuhu is not ordinary, does not understand reason, does not understand love, and gives women to act in order to understand, what is the equality of all beings, although men and women are different, but their hearts are the same?"
"Do you say it again?" Fu Hu was stunned, female body?
"Female body, so that you can feel it firsthand!" "The old man is about to cry! Who came up with this?
"Female body, that means how much am I still fake, he is a real knife and a real gun?" the golden-winged Dapeng Eagle was stunned for a moment, and then burst into a huge laugh. "The relationship is worse than mine, how much I'm still a gentleman, you're not!"
"This, this is not right, Fahai is a man!" Fu Hu's face turned red.
"This is a reality show!" Jiang You reminded. "Anything is possible!"
"That's right, I'm a man playing a banshee, why can't you be a monk and a nun?" Tell you to laugh at Lao Tzu just now, and now it's a tragedy!
"Can this be the same? This is clearly nonsense, unfair!" "Ma Dan, do you want me to become a nun and act? I might as well hang myself."
"Fellow Daoist, you can't say that, Heavenly Dao is the most public, this is what you said! The restrictions should be the same for everyone!"
"Yes!"
"Look, Tiandao still has ideas, the legend of the White Snake, Haifa is stubborn, today, you are entangled with men and women, and the clear Dao heart is unstable, this is an obsession, don't you thank the program team for giving you a chance to feel?" Chang'e began to take the lead in coaxing.
"Yes, Tiandao has good intentions, Fu Hu, you can't fool around! Hurry up and take a look!" Yutu and Li Zhenying said in unison, and everyone's eyes were also focused on Fu Hu.
You must know that everything in the show is arranged by Tiandao, and you have to change yourself? You think too much!
The female body is nothing, the monkey has changed into a woman in the Journey to the West, and Guanyin has also changed when they tease Bajie.
"What's the big deal, isn't the incarnation of the Rolling Sound Bodhisattva a woman, Fuhu, you're in love!" Jiang You covered his mouth.
It's not you who co-authored, of course you say so!Nima, Fuhu wants to die, entangled, change and change, anyway, the monkeys have changed, and I am not ashamed! "Come on!"
As soon as these words fell, a thunderbolt in the sky struck Fu Hu, and then, and then everyone couldn't contain their laughter.
Fuhu has a man's face, no Adam's apple, speaks softly, and his figure has become slender and tall, convex and backward, but that face still vaguely has the color of Fuhu's bearded eyebrows.
"I thought I was the only one who would wear women's clothes, but I didn't expect Fuhu, you, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, also like this tune!"
Cao Nima's Golden-Winged Dapeng! Fu Hu raised his hand and took out a mirror, and the whole person was not good.
"Why do I have breasts and beards? This is also a woman?"
"Count, it's good to be a woman!"
Fu Hu straightened his chest and looked at himself in the mirror again, "I can't live this day!" He is even weirder than the golden-winged Dapeng, and he can make people ugly when he goes out!
So how do you brush up your reputation, isn't it that mortals have to scream monsters when they see themselves?
"People are human beings, mothers are born, demons are demons, mothers are born, you are not male or female shemales, you must also be confident!
Poof, Fu Hu spurted out a mouthful of old blood, Jiang You, I remember you!
"I'll change again!" Fu Hu's depressed face shook for a moment, who knew that a thunder in the sky had split down.
Lao Jun's eyes widened, "I'm going to this is the incarnation robbery, not a prank!"