Chapter Sixty-Eight: The Great God of Running Errands
Look at your uncle, kneel? Lao Tzu kneels to the sky and kneels to his mother, ancestor, why does Lao Tzu kneel to you? Stupid, compared, too deep into the play, right? I kept complaining in my heart, and the corners of my mouth unconsciously set up a disdainful smile.
Therefore, Lao Tzu's smile is completely in trouble.
After a long "mighty" from the mouth of the shouting man, he rushed to my side in two steps, and the steel knife in his hand reached the scabbard and slashed towards my leg.
After a crunch, I knelt straight down with a pop of my horse.
Not to mention, Ya's technique is still good, and she knelt down for Lao Tzu at once.
However, it is clear that he is also ignoring my understanding of kneeling as a modern person from the world.
It's certain that you can't stand up, but I can lie down.
I threw myself forward, and the next moment I was lying straight on the ground. Lao Tzu will not kneel.
The man who shouted seemed to be a little confused, looked down at the scimitar in his hand, and looked at the posture of me falling to the ground, and he was stunned for a while, not knowing how to deal with this "emergency".
In the corner of my eye, I saw the man's face confused, and I felt a cool cry in my heart, although I was hit hard in the popliteal fossa, and it still hurts to death, but this does not affect my good mood at all. Nima, Lao Tzu is going to fight against this feudal social ideology to the end.
After a few breaths, I heard another voice sound.
"Lie on your stomach, go on. "The voice came from the head, and if my guess was correct, it should be the fat man sitting crookedly above the lobby.
Hearing the sound, the man shouted again.
"Take someone to commit Qi Qin's family!"
Wait!Wait!Qi Qin's Clan? What do you mean? Lao Tzu seems to have gone to the wrong set, right? The pain in my leg was cracking, but my brain was like a bomb thrown in, and it instantly turned my mind into slag.
Soon, the so-called human prisoner Qi Qin had already been brought in, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, but he was wearing a splint around his neck, and heavy shackles on his hands and feet, how could he be so much like that Hong Kong and Taiwan movie star Zhang Min? Moreover, this criminal still has a big belly.
I'll fuck you, uncle, won't I? I felt like my mind had completely slid into the abyss.
"Hey, buddy, do you have mirrors?" I asked the shouting man.
Syllable!
I was dizzy from a big-eared scraper, my head arched to the ground again, and there was a salty smell at the corner of my mouth.
Do you do this? Lao Tzu just wants a mirror, and you just give Lao Tzu a big mouth, is there any royal law?
"Above the court, you only need to answer yes and no, beware of the great lord who will charge you with a great disrespect and contempt of the court. The man who spoke bowed to the fat man above the court, but his face was facing my direction.
Nima, lackey!
"Qi Qin's family, are you guilty?"
"The folk girl doesn't know. ”
"Punishment is waiting!"
This Nima just asked a word, and answered that a person who didn't know was going to be tortured?
The splint and clamp stick were soon set on Qi Qin's hands and feet, and a crisp sound came from his head, and the sound followed closely.
"Bold Bao Longxing, are you guilty?"
I complained in my heart, but then I was stunned on the spot, Bao Longxing, Qi Qin's family, Nima, isn't this Lao Tzu's daughter-in-law? Who is Lao Tzu?
It seemed that seeing that I had not spoken for a long time, there was another angry shout from the hall.
"Execution!"
A roar of torture came out, and the Qi Qin clan behind him was followed by a miserable scream, and the moment I turned around, I saw that the woman had fallen to the ground, her eyes were closed, and obviously this time had made the woman faint.
Nima, what's the situation with this horse?
Did Qi Qin's family poison her husband's family of thirteen? Or did Chang Wei call for blessing? Nima, do you still have to bring a big jar of arsenic and frost in a while?
Also, your uncle asked me if I knew the crime, what did you mean by punishing my daughter-in-law? My daughter-in-law now has a big belly, I damn it! Should I give birth this time?
Sure enough, the woman seemed to struggle, and a piece of blood appeared on the ground under the woman's body.
I jumped up with a snort. Everyone in the public hall seemed to be a little confused because of my sudden appearance, and they were all looking at me in a daze.
"Stop!"
I raised my hands and shouted to the officials behind me. When several people saw me suddenly shouting, they also stopped their movements and looked at me with a demented face.
"She's going to give birth!" I shouted, my shackled hands pointing straight at the blood beneath the woman.
"Hugh is nonsense!" the shouting man shouted again, lowering his voice.
Can you not pretend to be like this, and force Lao Tzu to install Vin Diesel here?
"Uncle nonsense, this woman has been nine months pregnant, and now it is the time to give birth, and by chance she encounters such a strong stimulus, and her expression is nervous, she naturally has a reaction to childbirth, if you are a little late, I am afraid that there will be two lives in this court, dead fatty, do you dare to take this responsibility?"
A moment later, an earth-shattering cry suddenly sounded outside the lobby door, and the words "let her live" could be vaguely heard in the voice.
Nima, Lao Tzu is now very sure, Lao Tzu is a string of plays, and he came here to make a cameo, Jiupin Sesame Official, and I seem to be making a cameo as Xing Ye, it's cool to think about it, just right, I still owe Xing Ye a movie ticket.
"Hurry up, please get a wife!" The fat man in the hall obviously didn't expect this kind of thing to happen, and in desperation, he could only let the woman be Mr.
Sure enough, the power of the people is great. I sighed and glanced at the woman again.
Damn, please also ask your sister's wife. The woman was now bleeding more and more from her body, and her lips were also bruised, which was obviously a symptom of endangerment.
"I'm coming!" I shouted again.
And then I couldn't do that much.
So, the extremely classic scene was staged in an instant, and countless umbrellas were thrown in from outside the lobby, and after they were opened, they had already enveloped me and the woman.
When I was busy, Lang Po was finally invited, so I quickly launched a smooth labor operation led by me with Lang Po.
A moment later, a loud cry of a baby sounded among the countless umbrellas, and the woman finally closed her eyes tiredly after glancing at the child in my hand.
The midwifery was successfully completed, and the fat man in the hall was secretly relieved, after all, public opinion, no matter what time it is, is also a problem that cannot be ignored, even in the old society.
"Bold Bao Longxing, can you ......" The fat man in the hall saw that we had cleaned up, but he didn't hesitate at all, and directly turned to my "case" again.
"Bold your sister. I interrupted Bao Longxing's words, my nostrils tugging, and I looked disdainful.
Maybe it's also because of my disdain, so that this fat man is also surprised, and he can't help but slow down his face, after all, he doesn't know my details, I think I should be afraid that I have a stronger backer than him.
"You, don't look at it, it's you. I pointed to the man who had been shouting and had a scimitar at his waist.
"You go and arrest Chang Wei, be careful, he knows martial arts. ”
"You, you go to the east of the city, there will be a dead eunuch coming, he will bring a yellow coat, the emperor rewarded, he will give it to Chang Wei. When he came, you told him that Lao Tzu had Shang Fang's sword in his hand, and it was not from the previous dynasty. ”
"You, you go to Chang Wei's house, there is a child in his family, get some of the child's blood, and recognize the blood. ”
"You, you go and clean up the kids. ”
"And you, dead fat man, you received three thousand taels of silver from Fang Tangjing a few days ago, if you dare to use the death penalty again, I will shake out your matter. I whispered in the fat man's ear.
"Also, your second aunt has a leg with your military advisor. ”
"And ......"
"What else?" the fat man was about to cry, he was already scared and began to pee his pants, after all, every one of these things I said was something they were preparing to twist.
"And you find someone to poison the corpses of the thirteen members of the Qi family, are you stupid? When a person dies, there is a fart for poisoning, and the poison can't go down the throat, so you go to find a job and dissect the corpse. After I finished speaking, I looked at the fat man, who took out a handkerchief from his cuffs in a panic, and the sweat on his face had begun to drip down in strings.
"What are you still stunned for, if you don't go now, the dead eunuch will come in a while, and it will be too late if you want to go. I tapped my fingers twice on the table, and finally the fat man's wandering thoughts were recalled.
"And, the most important thing is that the famous leopard head in the capital is now in your prison, investigating the matter of the criminal wife Qi Qin, if he finds out, you have to know the consequences, it is said that this leopard head is a waist card given by the emperor, and it can be cut first and then played. ”
The fat man finally collapsed in the Taishi's chair, his face was pale, and the fat on his face was also twitching, looking like a dying fat pig.
"Of course, if you handle this matter well, you will at least be able to save a life, and maybe you can go home with three thousand taels of silver to retire. ”
The fat man finally compromised.
In the end, the truth of Qi Qin's murder was revealed, and the murderous Chang Wei was also cut in two. The only thing that is not satisfactory should be the fat man, although the fat man finally left a life, but he was also depressed and left like a beggar.
"Your Excellency, you are really like a god. The rescued Qi Qin looked at me with a smile.
"Would you believe me if I said I only knew it after watching the movie?"
"Adults are really good at laughing. ”
"Do you still hate them?" I asked Qi Qin, reaching out and teasing the child in her arms.
"I'm not sure, but this thing has come to this point, our mother and son are also safe, and I don't want my child to live with hatred in the future, it has nothing to do with him. Qi Qin looked at the child in his arms with a warm face, and also stretched out his palm, rubbing it on the child's little face.
As a result, everything in front of him slowly disappeared in Qi Qin's gentle movements, as if the woman's fingers wiped away all this hatred on the child's face.
When the light in front of me converged again, I saw everyone clearly.
At this point, the test of the three poisonous thoughts of greed, hatred and ignorance is all, thinking about what I have experienced, I really feel a little crying and laughing.
A fire finally made me understand what it means to be greedy for life and fear of death, and a farce also made me understand what is right and wrong and hatred.
The person in front of him is still good.
I looked at the people in front of me, and they all seemed to have woken up and were all looking at me with concern.
It's a good feeling.
"How's it going?" Tsing Yi's voice rang out.
"I don't know. I stood up, looked at the crowd, and then my eyes fell on the inner circle at my feet.
The six cores are still the same, they are still very stiff and very placed, and there is no change at all.
"It seems to have failed. I grinned.
"However, it doesn't matter, failure is failure, at least there are ten of us and many of us are still there. I continued.
But unexpectedly, when I finished saying this, the inner circle of the stone platform suddenly appeared with a little bit of light, the light rushed up, rushed into the boundless darkness around, the darkness was like snow, quickly disappeared, and other colors finally filled the darkness, and when the inner circle of the stone platform finally stopped, the scenery around us had completely changed, the darkness had disappeared, and everything around us had been truly abnormal.
Warm sunshine, gentle wind, and a faint scent of grass and trees.
We were in a valley, and the stone platform under our feet was placed on another high platform, and at this time, the inner circle of the stone platform, that is, the position of the six cores, was empty.
There seemed to be weight in my hand, and when I looked down, I found that there was a thumb-sized stone lying quietly in my palm, the stone was ordinary, like a broken stone everywhere, but there were some rough and simple lines painted on the stone, and if I looked closely, it was a pigeon, a snake, and a pig.
"This should be the Six Dao Cores, right?" Tsing Yi followed my gaze.
"Yes. "I know very well in my heart that this stone is the six cores, but I don't know why it is in my hands now.
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In the simple thatched house, Meng Po turned the tea bowl on the table, one hand held the cheeks, with a smile in her eyes, and there was a small water stain on the table in front of me.
"Gray wall, six cores, soul breaking prison, this younger brother, does he have a Dao heart, or is he really heartless?" Meng Po muttered lowly, then grabbed a snow-white rag beside her and carefully wiped the water stains on the table.
Just as Meng Po put down the rag, she suddenly frowned, and then the seal in her hand pinched slightly, and when she raised her head again, her eyes had already penetrated the layers of space and looked towards a certain place in the underworld.
It was dark, and in the darkness there seemed to be a man dancing and doing something, and there was a faint curtain of light in front of him.
"The Soul Clan is really uncomfortable. Sister Meng Po shook her head slightly, but in the end, she sighed, stroked the hair in her ears slightly, and continued: "Sister is old, I can't take care of this matter, I can only look at you." ”
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At this point, there are only two materials left in the Nine Turns Soul Restoration Pill, the Five Blessing Fruit and the Eight Bitter Seeds.
It's just these two things, but they make all of us frown.
It's not because the whereabouts of these two things are unknown, on the contrary, we all know where these two things are, and even they are clearly there, but the place where these two things are located makes us feel a terrible toothache.
Wufuguo is in the heavenly realm, I don't know the specific location, if you want to find it, you have to go to heaven, but unfortunately, I am stepping on a horse now a ghost, if I go to heaven, it is estimated that I have not yet reached the South Heavenly Gate, so I will die.
The eight bitter seeds are even more perverted, in the hands of the King of the Earth, that is a great god of the underworld, even if it is in Lingshan, it is also a leading cadre at the ministerial level, can you give me not to say, even if it is to find it, it is laborious, and the absolute divine dragon sees the existence of the head and the end.
Therefore, the remaining two materials are almost more difficult than climbing to the sky, but this kind of thing is much easier for me. Since I can't find it now, how easy it is to ride a horse, I won't look for it. As the old saying goes, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and the boat is naturally straight to the bridge.
Since there is nothing to do, everyone naturally wants to leave, after all, the soul clan is still fighting hotly.
Out of the valley, everyone even had a little feeling of being in the world, after all, everyone was really in danger of being scattered in those six realms of reincarnation.
So, I looked up to the sky and sighed, and was just about to open my mouth to sigh, but the words in my mouth were vividly diverted by the scene that happened in front of me.
"Hold the grass! Dead fat man!" Actually, I didn't want to say that, but because there were so many fat people I saw today, this mouth almost instinctively purred out this sentence.
"That's how you greeted Lao Tzu when you saw him?" The fat man walked over with a body of fat on his body, his belly trembling, and there were dots of grass clippings hanging on his round clothes.
"What are you doing here, and whose little girl are you going to the woods?" I said, looking at the grass clippings on the fat man's belly.
"Can't you have a little culture of respecting the old and loving the young? No matter what you say, Lao Tzu is also a fairy, and you should give me a little face. ”
"Immortals? As I spoke, my hand reaching for the fat man's wide sleeve.
"Hey, you leave some for Lao Tzu, it's not easy for Lao Tzu to come with this cigarette, you don't know how stingy their boss is. The fat man snatched the cigarette from my hand and squinted at Tsing Yi.
So, everyone was shocked, and the fat man would take the opportunity to snatch back a few more boxes from my hands.
I flipped over the two Yuxi in my hand and took a box back from the fat man's hand, tore it open, bounced one out, lit it in my mouth, and took a deep breath.
"Fake cigarettes. I pouted.
"Nonsense, can Lao Tzu's dignified immortal draw twenty-three yuan a box of Yuxi? "The fat man is going to snatch Yuxi from my hand again. It's a pity that I finally took a step too slow, and with a flip of my palm, the Yuxi had disappeared in my hand.
"Why are you here this time? You didn't bring me cigarettes on purpose, did you? You don't have this filial piety, right?"
"Two things, one thing, report peace. After the fat man finished speaking, he glanced at Tsing Yi again.
Tsing Yi has never seen a fat man, and I am the only one who has seen a fat man among these people.
"This fat man is a flower farmer. I looked towards Tsing Yi and just wanted to introduce it, but I found that I only seemed to know that this fat man was a flower farmer and a fairy, and the others didn't seem to know.
"Hmm...... It's a god, heavenly. Well...... Well...... Hey, fatty, what are you doing?"
"Grow flowers, flowers and plants. The fat man looked embarrassed.
Tsing Yi and the others were shocked, I don't know what the flower farmers do, but they know a little bit about Tsing Yi.
"The God of Flowers?" Tsing Yi asked tentatively.
"No, you're talking about Nuyi, Hua Gu, a disciple of Lady Wei of the Shangqing Sect's Purple Void Yuanjun. ”
"And who are?"
"Mrs. Wei is my sister-in-law. ”
What do you mean? Speaking of which, I finally understood what this flower farmer was. The brother-in-law of the boss of the Shangqing faction, so calculated, the flower girl still has to call her uncle.
Nima, great god, but how can this great god step on a horse so obscenely? I looked at the flower farmer, and wondered if this cargo was running a train with a mouth full of mouths.
"Don't look at me with such suspicious eyes, this little thing, Lao Tzu still disdains to brag. The flower farmer looked at me and pouted.
At this point, I finally understood one thing.
"Hold the grass! Is your Yuxi really a fake cigarette?"
"Ahh ”
"You leave me a few more boxes, how can this horse rider be enough to smoke." "I started tugging at the sleeves of the flower farmer's robe.
This is a flower farmer, an even more awesome existence than Hua Gu, the flowers and plants of the Three Realms are all under his control, can the tobacco leaves grown by Ya be defective? Therefore, the Yuxi that Ya took out must be fake, but the fake is more and more awesome.
"You don't want to make an inch. The flower farmer threw his arms and avoided my "groping pig hands".
Behind me, the crowd watched with wide eyes as I tossed with the flower farmer.
To be honest, they must know more about flower farmers than I do, so they also know too much about flower farmers, so they are also in awe of flower farmers. And my performance, in their eyes, has become a different scene: the ignorant are fearless. Everyone slapped their heads with a bang.
Eventually, a group of us sat together, merry, with a red charcoal fire in the middle, a roasted beast with a fragrant roast, and a myriad of spices in my vows, all for cooking, of course. I've had enough of the dark food of the soul and the core.
Everyone looked at the corpse of the beast that swung back and forth on a thick branch, and although their eyes were full of incredulity, the saliva that kept swallowing betrayed them.
"Can you eat this thing?" the flower farmer looked at me.
"Everything in heaven and earth can be eaten. Except, of course, what can't be eaten. ”
"Are you a gluttonous descendant?"
"You're the dragon. ”
Eventually, the flower farmer took a hard puff with a hind leg in his hand and a cigarette in his other hand, and then began his story.
Hiss......
A puff of smoke was inhaled and spewed out, obscuring the big fat face of the flower farmer.
"Once upon a time......
In short, the flower farmer introduced the story of the first generation of the head of the life gate, that is, the life king, and we naturally learned about the various relationships between the characters.
The first generation of the head of the life gate - the king of life.
His wife is a girl with the attribute of "nothing". As for the bizarre and twisted story in the middle, it was brought over by a few words from the flower farmer. (Actually, this is not what the flower farmer meant, the main thing is that I really don't want to continue to ink in the underworld, and Lao Tzu wants to return to the world.) Of course, there is another reason: there are too many story lines, and the horses are tired of filling the pits. )
And when he heard that the wife of the fate king was a girl with the attribute of "nothing", the expressions on Tsing Yi and Qin Xin's faces were wonderful.
"We may know the whereabouts of the Lady of the Destiny. In the end, it was Tsing Yi who mustered up the courage to speak out.
The reason why we mustered up courage is because we are now very sure that An Zai is the wife of the king, and the wife of the king is now called Qinxin's mother, and Qinxin, this is a person who aspires to become the wife of Tsing Yi, so the relationship between the people has completely become a mess.
The daughter-in-law of the first generation head of the life gate has become the daughter of the seventh generation head of the life gate, so the first generation head of the life gate naturally has to follow his daughter-in-law to call the seventh generation head of the life gate a master. And the seventh-generation head of the Destiny Gate must call the first generation of the Destiny Sect to the ancestors.
So, it's too much of a horse to be confused.
"What?" Hua Nong had already jumped up, and the next moment he was already standing in front of Tsing Yi as if he was teleporting, and his huge belly was surging in front of Tsing Yi, almost sitting Tsing Yi's ass on the ground.
So, Tsing Yi told the story of Anzai and us, although the story is very simple, but the flower farmers still listen to the hair one by one.
In the end, the flower farmer looked serious and glared at Tsing Yi with a gloomy expression and asked, "Does anyone else know about this?" There are a few, but there are not many, and besides, they don't know that An Zai is Mrs. Mingjun's business." ”
Hearing Tsing Yi's reply, the flower farmer finally breathed a sigh of relief, and his mood finally stabilized.
"Where's the girl?"
"In the Liuyun Sect, it's good, I've woken up. ”
The flower farmer nodded, after all, we people with the five elements of the innate spirit seed gathered, as long as we appeared by An Zai's side, then it would naturally happen that the five elements of the innate spirit seed rushed into An Zai's body, so as long as it was a cursory thought, the flower farmer would already understand the development of things.
"This is the end of this matter, don't spread it anymore. ”
"What's wrong? anyone else dares to assassinate the daughter-in-law of the Killer King?" I asked with a look of surprise.
"Not really. ”
"What are you afraid of?"
"Destiny. ”
"Destiny?"
"That thing thinks about his daughter-in-law every day and is about to go crazy, it's like a celestial teddy-like existence, if he knows that his daughter-in-law is awake now, he will definitely rush to the underworld recklessly, and when the time comes, with his current physique, it is estimated that he has not yet come in, and he will be caught by the gods of the underworld to stew soup. The flower farmer waved his arm indiscriminately, which was regarded as an end to the matter.
"Is there anything else?" I continued to ask, Ya would never come to the underworld because of this, and she came to me specifically.
"Yes, run errands. ”
This time everyone is familiar with the word, so everyone looked at the flower farmer's eyes and was even more surprised, let a great god run errands, what kind of person must be able to do such a thing?
And about this matter, Liu stammered his thoughts are the most direct.
"Great God, how big of a handle do you have in the hands of others?"
"You have a handle, Lao Tzu is an immortal, an upright immortal. ”
You are upright, your uncle, you are upright, how did you think of what the handle Liu stammered said? Ya is also a goods with a heart.
The flower farmer rolled his eyes at me, and then, reluctantly, stretched out his legs and felt two things in his pocket.
An apple-like thing, only much smaller.
A walnut-like thing, only a little bigger.
"What do you mean? Is this walnut an official hat or a lion's head?" I looked at the walnut in the flower farmer's hand and said the only two terms I had.
"I wondered, how could the eldest sister choose a person like you, you are a fool and a coercion, counting on you to save the Three Realms, I very much doubt that the IQ of the Three Realms will not have a big drop. ”
Hold the grass! I seem to know how to read stocks.
"Hey, do you know Qingdao?" I elbowed the flower farmer's stomach.
"I don't know, what's it?"
"Drink, eat barbecue, you have to have that thing. If you have a chance to go to the world in the future, you can get some of that stuff to prepare, and when you look for me again, I will invite you to eat barbecue. After saying that, I quickly added: "Prepare more." ”
The flower farmer stretched out his tongue and licked his lips, and continued to look at the beast on the grill in front of him with a greedy expression, but unfortunately, now the beast has a pile of bones left, and the roasted golden and fragrant meat has already been divided by everyone.
The flower farmer's palm shrank, and the two things he had grasped in his hand retracted back into the cuffs.
"I didn't eat enough. The flower farmer stepped back, leaning diagonally against the big rock, his hands gently patting on his stomach.
Didn't eat enough? You were clearly burping just now, and besides, your belly is now a whole circle bigger, and you actually said that you didn't eat enough.
"Stammer, go get a few more, bake it, and bring two heads back to the flower farmer god." "The next moment, I had already shouted out very hurriedly towards Liu. If nothing else, just look at the flower farmer's villainous appearance, coupled with his big fat hand that suddenly retracted into his sleeve just now, I instantly understood one thing, Ya is definitely here to do things for me this time, and it's a good thing.
A moment later, Liu stammered back with the four beasts, and after quickly cleaning up, there were four more fragrant beasts on a row of four grills.
The flower farmer should really not be full, because the girl actually nibbled on another and retreated before stopping with a look of unfinished business.
Then the flower farmer's body stood up and jumped twice on the ground.
When I saw that everyone was looking at me, I stretched out my palms, and two things were already in my hands.
"These two things were brought to you by someone else, this, the Five Blessing Fruits, this and the Eight Bitter Seeds. ”
After the flower farmer finished speaking, everyone was already petrified in the local area, as if they were glared at by Medusa.
"Really?" After a few moments, I was back to normal.
"It's like a fake. ”
"Do you have three packs?"
"I'll give you free shipping?"
The flower farmer glared at me, waved his hand, and disappeared.
Everyone, you look at me, and I look at you, until the voice of the ape king's urn sounds: "He took all the barbecue, and I haven't eaten yet." ”
Hold the grass! You uncle! Flower farmer, are you still packing when you are full? The mountain suddenly filled with the sound of all of us crying and howling wolves.
In a good mood, there was once again a beast in front of everyone, sizzling on the fire.
"Now the materials for the Nine Turns Soul Restoration Pill have been gathered. The voice of the soul suddenly sounded, very calm.
"Yes. Tsing Yi stretched his waist, and his palm accidentally touched Qin Xin's shoulder.
The two of them went into the woods.
"Crescent moon, Xiao Qi, my brother will take you to catch some beasts, and we will let us roast and eat them in the future." Hong Bo greeted and took Crescent Moon and Xiao Qi to catch the beast.
Liu stammered and looked left and right, and then looked up at me and Wan Lingxin.
And then...... Then, with two snaps, Xiao Rou and the Ape King beside him received a solid slap in the face.
"Looking for death?" said Xiao Rou and the Ape King in unison.
"I've long seen that the two of you are not pleasing to the eye, go alone. Liu stammered and ran out, not forgetting to shoot two arrows of light at the two behind him.
So, the three of them ran away with the yellow smoke all the way.
"How much time are they going to give us?" I said, raising an eyebrow at the Spirit.
"It shouldn't be long, right?" said Wan Lingxin, but it wasn't any lighter because of my joke.
"Actually, you don't have to be so sad. "I moved a little closer to Wan Lingxin, and the palm of my hand naturally rested on Wan Lingxin's shoulder.
"You're leaving. ”
"Not so fast, actually. I stretched, then grabbed the hand of the spirit in my hand, counted them one by one on her fingers, and continued: "First, I must at least reach the demigod realm before I can leave with that portal or something like the dragon clan. Second, although the materials of the Nine Turns Soul Restoration Pill are all in place, there is still one thing missing. Three, if I can't cultivate the realm of Dacheng, I can't leave the underworld either. Fourth, if the affairs of the soul clan cannot be properly resolved, it will be difficult for me to leave the underworld. ”
"Is it the same?" Wan Lingxin looked at me, and finally had a little happy look on his face, but there was a silence in an instant, and a person muttered in a low voice: "I'm too selfish like this." ”
"Well, it's the same, the Seven Tribulations Wood that my mother-in-law gave me hasn't grown yet. ”
"Oh, well, that's going to take some time. Wan Lingxin finally laughed, but there was a mist condensing in his eyes.
To be honest, I don't see women crying the most, because when they cry, I want to laugh...... Ah, no, I'm distressed.
So, in order to be able to soothe my heartache, I pulled the heart up, and in the screams of the heart, I sat the heart in my arms.
Hey, this softness, this firmness, this touch, this elasticity, that's called a beauty......
So, stand up to the sky.
As a result, Wan Ling's heart was full of crimson.
As a result, the horse stood on the ground.
So, the soul ran away.
Alas, this thing is a scourge after all. I lowered my head and sighed as I looked at my tall figure.
"Hey, I said that if you look at it, you can see it in the open, but Lao Tzu never said that you have to carry people on your back, don't think of me as obscene as Tsing Yi, okay?" I shouted around.
So, everyone came back one after another, and the topic was very consistent, as if rehearsed in advance: the weather is good today.
Yes, your uncle, has there been any good weather in the underworld?
In the meantime, we naturally want to go back to Qianmen, after all, it is now "like glue", and we must go to help.
Unfortunately, on the third day of our departure, we were already blocked by a group of people.
Black clothes, hoods, gloves, boots, standard, for fear that we don't know that they are like soul clans. I'm even wondering if all these Soul Clan products like to play cosplay? Why does Ya's look look so much like Marzaha now? I just don't know if they're playing midlaner or jungler.
"It seems that Brother Any has successfully obtained the six cores. The person who came looked up, and his face under the hood was shining with starlight.
"Hmm. I nodded.
"Can you give us the six cores?"
"No, you can't. ”
"Then we'll have to kill you. ”
"I know. ”
"You know?"
"And I also know that the six cores are of no use to you at all, and you are doing this just to lure us into the bait, and then wait for the opportunity to take our lives, or take the lives of the pearl of life and death. I pouted at the person of the soul clan who took the lead, and the meaning in my eyes was obvious, every move of your girl was expected by Lao Tzu.
Seeing my expression, the people of the soul clan also had a touch of surprise on their faces, and then they suddenly changed color, and after shouting badly, they wanted to turn around and leave.
As a result, a piece of light lit up behind the people of the soul clan, and the ground was densely lit with complex light, and a surging power came out of that light, and then the light went out, and several figures had already walked out of that light.
The person who took the lead was my father-in-law, an old comrade of Wanfeng, and there were a few people behind him, but they were acquaintances who I hadn't seen for a long time.
Huang Shulang and Xia Bulai.