Chapter 12: Now the reality show?
It's a pity that before he could get entangled, the third prince Yile on the side stepped forward and circled around Jiang You, "Daoist friends are really alive! I don't know where to serve?
"Shudu City, Sichuan Province, Jiuyan Bridge!" Jiang You is also in a hurry, everyone has an identity but he doesn't, is it to contrast the effect of the program? After all, I have also watched TV, and many programs have been thunderous recently.
Lao Dao was stunned, "Disrespectful, disrespectful!" In fact, he didn't know anything, where was the Jiuyuan Bridge?
You see, that inadvertent hesitation revealed a flaw, buddy, this is the effect of the show! Jiang You nodded, this show is also unintentional, and it will be popular visually!
"Which photographer is where?" Jiang You looked at Taibai and was very easy-going, and quietly leaned in. What about the tracking shooting that the reality show said was good?
The photographer looked sluggish. As soon as this guy came up, he asked acquaintances, it shouldn't be that he has no heels, it's just that Zhang Tianshi he knows, which Tianshi photographer is?
"What about the director and producer?" Jiang You is anxious, this program group is rich, you look at this appearance posture, and if you make people dizzy, you will start working, you will know how capricious it is. I haven't talked about my own treatment yet. It's all official, and the previous contract can't do it. While waiting, he looked around, but he didn't see how the staff was going to record and broadcast live?
Taibai still looked confused.
"I mean, the person in charge of the event?"
This time he understood Taibai, and he pointed to the sky. Heavenly Dao, otherwise who else can treat the three of us as cattle?
You are awesome, the program team is crazy, is it satellite recording? Unscientific, or is there a drone shooting in the sky? How thick do you have to be to play like this!
No, I always feel that something is wrong, the more Jiang You thinks about it, the more weird it becomes. Do you think I'm two!
"The task of this event is opened, build a fire in an inspirational and intelligent way, and you will get three points for both of them, and you will get two points for any one, and one point for ignition!"
The mobile phone text message appeared on Jiang You's mobile phone, this must be the arrangement of the program team! At that time, he signed the contract, but he left his mobile phone number, and he also submitted his resume! But he didn't find out, when he took out his mobile phone, the other three didn't notice anything unusual.
Make a fire? And in an inspirational and intelligent way? What kind of stalk is this? Jiang You is crying blind, he has never seen such an evil variety show, is it interesting to make a fire? At least look at the talent in the audition, what kind of thing is this?
Just when he was stupid, above the Earth Immortal Realm, the eyes of the entire Heavenly Court were focused on a huge film of light outside the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, and countless immortals, large and small, held their breath.
"Make a fire, what's so difficult about this, just blow your breath!" Huo De Xingjun looked disdainful.
"Fart, the Heavenly Dao is out of the question, do you think you can use mana and magic weapons? If you can do this, there will be no conditions!"
"Is this a strange mission?" said the barefoot immortal frowned.
"That's right, Heavenly Dao's move must have a deep meaning, I can't guess!" Lao Jun touched his beard.
"Then how do we get it? We are immortals, without mana magic weapons, don't we make a fire just like mortals, and there is no smoke around, it's not easy to make a fire!" Lu Dongbin's eyes widened.
Indeed, without ability, the immortals are similar to ordinary people, and there is no natural gas here.
The immortals of the Heavenly Court stared wide-eyed, and with the two conditions of inspiration and wisdom, they were disgusting.
Jiang You looked at the elders, took out a file on a keychain, glanced around, and was just about to act, when he saw the third prince laughing, took off the Qiankun ring and ran to a stone to start grinding!
Friction can generate heat, Jiang You remembered that he had been in junior high school, although he was a scumbag. Such a two-stroke method is also what he thought of just now, but it was preempted by the third prince, and there is no way to do it, try it and you won't die.
"Good tenacity, as long as the kung fu deep iron pestle is sharpened into a needle, without experiencing difficulties, how to harvest the fruit, it seems very stupid, but it is full of persistence, like a fool moving mountains, perseverance, there will be gains. The incarnation of the third prince's lotus root, his physical strength is outstanding, the acquired magic weapon of the Qiankun circle, the material is first-class, it is indeed an inspirational good method!" Tai Baixing nodded.
Jiang You is about to vomit! That's right, it's indeed inspirational, this is called nothing difficult in the world, only afraid of people with hearts, Jiang You just thought so, but unfortunately he was preempted, look at the circle of the third prince, look at the file in his hand, Jiang You cried, the program team cheated people, it's not fair.
But who is Jiang You? He has participated in nine years of compulsory education, and his expression immediately changed, and he looked at a broken log!
As soon as he was about to act, he heard a loud shout in his ear, and with a pop, the general's tendons and flesh were dangling in front of him, and the entire armor flew out. Rush over to the log he was optimistic about, grab a stick and start drilling!
This special effect is so fake, Jiang You looks stupid, if you don't agree with your words, you will burst your clothes! The armor must be plastic!
"Good wisdom, the ancient Suiren clan drilled wood to make fire, the predecessors and sages pointed out a clear way for mortals to contact the flames, this is the understanding of heaven and earth, the exploration of nature, the three emperors and the five emperors are so smart, now there are true monarchs to drill wood to make fire and follow the sages, magnificent!" Taibai said again.
Jiang You's disgusting overnight dinner is about to come out, if it weren't for the effect of the show, I would have smoked you to death! After thinking about it, he immediately looked at Lao Dao.
Seeming to feel the other party's gaze, Taibai smiled slightly, "I can't do it, Zhenjun is in the ninth turn of Xuangong, and he is a god in the flesh, and the old way of drilling wood to make fire can't do it!"
I thought of this first! Then look at Yang Jian, who is more like Bruce Lee than Mr. Bodybuilder, he can't see clearly with a wooden stick, Jiang You is crying blind again, you are awesome! I don't compete with you.
Then what should I do? Forget it, shameless, be shameless, Jiang You touched his pocket, there is always a point in ignition, right?
As soon as he was about to move, he saw Lao Dao grab it from his pocket, take out two dozen flints, and look at himself with a smile.
"Shameless is shameless, who called me old?" Taibai squatted down after saying and began to crackle.
The entire Heavenly Court immediately resounded with countless voices of contempt, "Taibai is an old slippery head." ”
"I'm thinking now, what is going to happen to that kid left?" Lu Dongbin pointed sharply at Jiang You in the light film.
Jiang You was stunned! Just about to complain about the unfairness, the text message came again, "In the process of starting a fire, quietly targeting a certain guest, doing a trivial thing, being found to be deducted two points, succeeding, and getting a mysterious special gift package!"
"Can I say one word now, am I Cao Nima?" Jiang You raised his head with a strange expression.
Now it's a live broadcast, it's a show, it's a variety reality show, although I don't know who is watching, but you actually want me to do a trivial thing to a guest in front of everyone?
Even if it's a passer-by who plays soy sauce, you can't abuse me so badly, you can be beaten to death when you go out!
Jiang You was very entangled in his heart, his hand touched his pocket for a long time, turned his heart sideways, and yelled in his heart, this is all needed by the show!
We can't be cowardly!
Sweep away the old way, forget it, it will really be laughed to death, and then look at Yang Jian, come on, he will really be beaten to death! He can still close the door and let the dog go! The program team is sincerely disgusting!
Jiang You instantly locked his eyes on the half-grown child, the third prince is you, compare the height, Jiang You believes that what lotus root incarnation, it is all false, in terms of height and weight, he still occupies an overwhelming advantage, and he should not be able to suffer!