Sai Tai Sui, who was held by the little demon, was undecided, sat on the soft sedan chair and patted his chest vigorously and panted, and was stunned for a long time before he came back and said: "Damn, what kind of demon is this, his face is so white that he is similar to the snowy mountain hairy man, is it a bear heart leopard gall, and he dares to run to the king's pig cave to sprinkle, it is really dead." Come on, give this tired and crooked obstacle to Lao Tzu and fork it out to divide the corpse, and throw it into the mountain stream to show the public, so as to set an example, so that the mountain spirits and monsters in the forest can see, and dare to run to Lao Tzu's cave to scare the king, what is the end. ”

When the little demons heard this, they bowed down to accept the promise, and one of them grabbed Chunjiao's arm and was about to drag her out of the door, but Chen Juan'er, a show girl kneeling behind her, rushed to the front of the Sai Tai Sui sedan chair, kowtowed like garlic and said: "Don't do it, this is Grandma Chunjiao, Grandma Chunjiao." ”

These words were like a thunderclap in the flat ground, which shook Sai Tai Sui's cold hair and stood on end, and he was stunned for a moment, and quickly waved his hand to let the little demons stop, still disbelieving it in his heart, gritted his teeth, and snorted coldly at Chen Juan'er viciously: "Nonsense, how can Chunjiao's face be unfamiliar to this king, how can it be like this ghost, your face is as white as a zombie, you show girl blindly want to stop this king, can't it be that you collude with this demon, thinking about rebellion, and secretly plotting against this king?"

Seeing that the king's expression was fierce, and he actually suspected that he was going to rebel, Chen Juan'er turned pale with fright, and her body trembled, but she still firmly stopped in the center of the side hall, bowed down and kowtowed again: "Wronged, king, this is really Chun Jiao Niang, she is in order to win the favor of the king and compete with this nobleman, so she painted her face like this with foundation, it is really herself, there will be no mistake." ”

Sai Tai Sui glared at him when he heard this, and scolded: "This little girl still dares to quibble, although Chunjiao usually dresses differently, there is still a certain boundary, how can it be strange enough to dress up as such a ghost? Where is this to please this king, it is clearly to scare me to death, I don't believe it, this must be a demon in a different place, not Chunjiao." ”

Chunjiao gritted her teeth, leaned over and kowtowed again: "King Mingjian, the little woman's status is low, her life is like a mustard, even if she eats the bear's heart and leopard gall, she doesn't dare to deceive the king in the open." Grandma went out to buy a few things a few days ago, he was very smart, I don't know where to pour a box of white fine powder, called foundation, looking soft and fragrant, it is delicate, I heard that smearing it on the face, it can play a whitening and moisturizing effect. ”

"Grandma was very happy to see it, has been cherishing it is not willing to use, today I heard that the king has a new nobleman, who looks like a country and a city, beautiful and noble, and his heart is extremely resentful, and he immediately dressed up carefully, and took out the foundation of the bottom of the box, and wiped it all on his face, and then rushed to see the king, wanting to compete with this nobleman. It's just that she has always been arrogant and indulgent, and there is no opponent, and now a noble man has jumped out to compete with her for the favor of the king, and she is in a hurry, and she can't help but make mistakes in her hurry, and she forgets the earnest admonition at the time, and smeared all the boxes of foundation on her face at once, which really makes the skin white and thick, not only does not have the effect of whitening and moisturizing, but causes her face to be so white that she has no human color, and becomes terrifying and hideous, which seems to be really scary. ”

"But she's really Grandma Chunjiao herself, if the king doesn't believe it, just ask the little ones to bring a basin of water to dilute the foundation on her face, and she will definitely be able to restore her original appearance. ”

Sai Taisui was stunned for a moment when he heard this, then laughed, and said with disdain: "Damn, this ghost thing is behind the back, and every time I go out, I pour a few strange things to scare Lao Tzu, this is good, let the monkey be murdered in secret, but let the king of this fall a clean ear." I said that Chunjiao is really, I don't know how to pretend to understand, this foundation can only be slightly applied to the face, so as to have the effect of whitening and moisturizing. She's good, rich people aren't afraid of too much foundation, they have no head and no brains to smear it, things must be reversed, look at this face is so white that it is similar to a wall, don't say it's a person, even ghosts can scare several to death. ”

"But what's the matter with her, this king hasn't said what to do with her, can't she pretend to be dead when she curls up on the ground like this?"

Chen Juan'er didn't feel a little embarrassed, and said hesitantly: "Because Grandma Chunjiao wants to compete with the nobles in appearance, she took a few of our sisters to the side hall, and she didn't want to collide with the nobles in words, and she cast a spell, so that Grandma has been curled up on the ground, falling asleep, and has not been able to wake up so far." ”

Hearing this, Tianshu suddenly opened his eyes, shot out a sharp cold light and stared at Chen Juan'er tightly, and said word by word: "You show girl is young and easy to avoid the weight there, it is obvious that she raised her sword to kill me, how can I cast a spell to make her fall asleep like this, it is unreasonable." ”

Sai Taisui saw the sword that fell to the ground, he was stunned at first, and then roared angrily: "Yes, this is really the Qingfeng sword I gave her, what's the matter, it is I who have spoiled her for hundreds of years, and she has become more and more willful and lawless, and she dares to blatantly rely on the sword to kill the beloved beauty of this king, is it true that she Chunjiao is the master of this hedgehog cave?"

"Chen Juan'er, you listen to Lao Tzu, this beauty is the love of this king's life, you don't want to deceive her for the first time, speak for your master with a clear conscience, if this king finds out that you dare to deceive me in public, even if your master wants to favor you, I can still let the little ones pull out your tongue. Damn, I haven't been in front of her for two hundred years, can I really be a sick cat when the king of this is a sick cat?" Seeing the king's anger, Chen Juan'er was so frightened that her face was like earth, and she trembled like chaff, so she only knew that she knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing, but she couldn't say half a word.

Wen Tianshu snorted coldly, and sighed faintly: "If the king really wants to be angry for the concubine, he just wake up her master to confront him, why bother to blindly only dare to embarrass her subordinates, it is very boring." ”

Sai Tai Sui was stunned when he heard this, and raised his voice: "What is the beauty talking about, the entire Qilin Mountain Pig Cave has always been the final word of the king, but how can I dare to do anything, isn't it to confront Chunjiao, what's so difficult about this, I will ask the little ones to wake her up and find out the truth of the matter, if it is really Chunjiao who acted recklessly and collided with the beauty, the king must judge impartially and order her to kowtow and give you a compensation." ”

Tianshu only shrugged his shoulders, his expression was indifferent, and he said noncommittally: "I just hope that after Chunjiao wakes up and asks the truth, the king can abide by his promise and handle it impartially, don't let the concubine suffer because of her arrogant attitude and nonsense." ”

Thinking of Chunjiao's unreasonable and unreasonable nature in the past, she can only kill and not humiliate, if she wants her to apologize to the beauty, I am afraid it is more difficult than ascending to the sky, but the words have been spoken, just like the water that has been spilled, and it can never be taken back, Sai Taisui secretly said in his heart, damn, until now, I can only cross the river with a stone, and take one step at a time.

The king sneered at Tianshu, patted his chest and promised to uphold justice for her, and waved his hand to beckon the little demons to wake up Chunjiao. The little demons gave up their promises, and several people tossed around Chunjiao for a long time, whether it was pushing and shouting, or pinching their noses and pinching people, they failed to wake up the sleeping Chunjiao grandmother.

Sai Tai Sui frowned slightly when he saw this, and said in his heart that he wouldn't fall for Sun Monkey's sleepy insect trick again, so he sent a little demon around him to go out to get a basin of water to wake up Chunjiao. When the basin of sweet water poured on Chunjiao's face, Chunjiao's grandmother shook her head violently, as if the shrimp swimming in the river had been grabbed by the tail, and she jumped high all of a sudden, and wiped the water droplets on her face with her hands.

Grandma Chunjiao seemed to have been greatly insulted, grinned and grabbed the sword that fell to the ground, pointed at Wen Tianshu and scolded: "Okay, you little slut, you dare to humiliate the old lady again and again, do you really think that the sword in my hand is unfavorable and can't kill you?"

Seeing Chunjiao's situation, the original situation of the matter was already clear at a glance, Sai Tai Sui couldn't help but face like frost, and shouted loudly: "Chun Jiao'er, this king is here, do you dare to be rude and murderous? ”

Seeing that it was the king, Chunjiao was suddenly startled, and then stomped her feet coquettishly, and said: "The king, the slave has suffered a big loss this time, why don't you comfort me raw, and only favor the little slut who killed this day, and let me make amends to her, but it is more difficult than killing me." ”

Chunjiao's appearance didn't dare to be flattering, but at this moment she was still pretending to be coquettish like in the past, twisting and fabricating, and her ugliness was exposed. The demon king endured the numbness and nausea full of flesh, bared his teeth, and coughed dryly: "Chun Jiao'er, you are also a dignified nobleman, you always want to fight and kill like this, what kind of system do you be? ”

Seeing that the king did not come forward to defend himself very rarely, but instead spoke for Wen Tianshu, Chunjiao was even more jealous and angry, and for a while, she was at a loss for words, and blurted out: "You don't know, the king, if she didn't deliberately provoke me, how could the slave not care about her own identity and face, and draw her sword like this?" And she first provoked me with words, and then used an evil method to stun me on the spot, so that the slave was embarrassed in front of the brothers in the hole, and lost face, and the king did not help the slave to regain face, but instead scolded me like that for this slut, and asked me to apologize for her sins, which really hurt the slave's heart. ”