Text Volume 1_Chapter 37 The Old Tree Man (2)
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Before Brother Xiaohu completely turned her head, she had already fainted, because someone hit her on the head, and this person was a stupid star with a smirk on his face!
"Wow, wow, wow!"
That's right, even Xiao Guagua, this one knows that Huoxing smiles so brightly, because his cousin smiles even brighter!
Although Huoxing can't move, Xiaohu can't move either, because she has a checks and balances with him, and as soon as she moves, Huoxing will fight back fiercely. At this time, only Silly Star could move, and she could move as much as she wanted, so she did it.
When Brother Xiaohu woke up, she found that she was soaking wet,ββ she was woken up by the cold river water, because there was a small river not far from her. Of course, she couldn't move her hands and feet, she was tied by some strips of cloth that resembled ropes, dead vines, tough grass, etc., and she was firmly tied to a pine tree!
At this time, it was completely dark, but it was not to the point where he could not reach out and lose his fingers, because the moon ran out early to meet everyone, and it was not as shy and secretive as imagined, just like a little girl under the age of thirteen, daring to open her chest (which is no different from other boys) and sprinkle the soft moonlight.
Standing in front of Brother Xiaohu were two people, in the soft moonlight, their expressions were indifferent, and they were thinking distressedly.
Silly Star said: "What to do with him?"
Huoxing said, "Kill her!"
Silly Star said, "Why?"
Huoxing said, "Because she killed someone!"
Silly Star said: "We can't kill her, so we will become murderers, so what is the difference between us and this demon who pushed the little girl into the deep pool?!"
"Then we'll leave her here and let those jackals, tigers, and leopards (or hungry, lonely, etc.) serve her well, tonight!"
Silly Star said: "In this way, the little girl's revenge can be avenged, and it will not defile our handsγγγγγγ β
This is their conclusion, and it is probably the best outcome of the warm fire that they can sleep in peace and tranquility tonight, one burning until dawn.
They were about to leave, and just after a few steps, Brother Xiaohu smiled and said, "Are you going to leave me here to feed wolves or mosquitoes?"
The fire star stroked the fly swatter and said, "Is there something wrong?"
Brother Xiaohu smiled: "Of course, what if the jackal, tiger and leopard didn't bite me to death, but broke the rope?"
Yes, when accidents and good fortune are about to happen, no one can stop them!
Huoxing said angrily, "Then don't let me or the dead little girl touch it in the future, because we will all tear you apart!"
Brother Xiaohu sighed and said, "Is it okay to take revenge on you?"
"Of course you can!" said Huoxing with angry eyes, "If you want to die for nothing, no one can stop you!"
Huoxing took his cousin's hand, turned around and left, and Brother Xiaohu said again, "Have you smelled a strong fragrance?"
"Yes!" Silly Star turned his head and said with big eyes, "What a fragrant barbecue!"
When people are hungry, their sense of smell is always very sensitive. There was a strong smell of barbecue in the woods, which really flooded their hungry taste buds!
Brother Xiaohu said, "What do you guess the roast will be?"
Silly Star bit his index finger and thought, "Probably a little lambγγγγγγ β
"Wrong!" said Brother Xiaohu affirmed, "this is a fat and fragrant deer, and only venison can give off such a unique fragranceγγγγγγ β
"Ignore her!" said Huoxing, pulling Silly Star, "She's very cunning, she wants to keep us because she is afraid of being eaten by wild beasts, and then she comes up with all kinds of tricks, just to trap us and help her untie the ropes!"
Brother Xiaohu said: "I did untie the rope like you, because I was hungry and wanted to eat something, but I was too embarrassed to speakγγγγγγ β
Before the words were finished, the fire star and the stupid star turned around and left!
"Wait!" Little Tiger shouted, "Before you leave, I want to tell you a secretβ"
But they ignored her and went into the depths of twilight and the shadows of the trees!
"That girl is not dead!" Brother Xiaohu shouted with tears in his eyes, "I didn't kill her!"
But they didn't turn their heads and continue to distance themselves from her, not because they didn't hear, but because they didn't believe her. Just ask, I don't even believe in stupid stars, what is it that Brother Xiaohu said is not a lie?
Just as they were holding their heads high for their firmness, an unexpected voice behind them complained about it.
"Helpβ"
The cry was not as frightened, not as sad, not exhaustive, but a little contrived, indifferent and absent-minded.
It's the sound of falling into the pool, and she's not drowned!
"Cousin, did you hear anything?"
"It seems to be the voice of the little girlγγγγγγ β
Such a silent wilderness, so quiet, I don't want to hear this cry, unless he is deaf, but it doesn't matter if he can't hear it, and he repeats it several times after that.
Silly Xingxing bit his index finger and said, "Brother Little Tiger doesn't seem to be lying, the little girl is really not deadγγγγγγ β
Huoxing said, "Let's go get him back!"
They hurried back, but the shouting had long since died down, and there was no sound to escape.
"I'm so glad to see you again!" Brother Xiaohu smiled, "Especially you, my cute Miss Silly Star, and the cute little pet on your shoulder!"
"Wow, wow, wow!" Little Guagua blew bubbles dissatisfiedly, as if he hated others for sending compliments too late.
Of course, Silly Star is happy to be praised, and if she slaps his pet on the back, she is even more happy, so she just blindly giggles!
Huoxing was furious, holding a fly swatter, he slapped Brother Xiaohu in the face, and said angrily: "Tell me, where did you hide that little girl!"
A trace of blood overflowed from the corner of Brother Xiaohu's mouth, he rolled his eyes at Huoxing, gritted his teeth and said angrily: "I won't tell you, you don't want to find her!" Soγγγγγγ β
Therefore, you have to be kind to Brother Xiaohu, but Huoxing will not allow her to talk about any conditions.
"If you don't say it, I'll hit you until your teeth fall out!" said Vulcan angrily.
Brother Xiaohu put on an expression full of indifference on his face, and narrowed his gaze and narrowed into a line, expressing strong contempt!
Huoxing was furious and was about to swing a slap in the face, but Silly Xingxing stopped in time: "Cousin, you play with Xiao Guagua first, I'll interrogate her!"
Huoxing had to do it, who told him to have such a lovely and beautiful cousin?
"Little handsome guy~" Silly Xingxing smiled at Brother Xiaohu, "Can you tell me where the little girl is?"
Brother Xiaohu squeezed his eyes and smiled: "Tell you, what good do I have?"
Silly Star bit his index finger and said, "I can let you go, because there is no killing at allγγγγγγ β
Brother Xiaohu shook his head and said with a smile: "This is not enoughγγγγγγ β
Silly Star said, "Then what do you want?"
Brother Xiaohu poked his head out, approached the face of the silly star, and sniffed the smell of her body calmly, like smelling flowers, and was intoxicated for a long time before he came to his senses and whispered in his ear: "This is simple, plus kiss me, and I will tell you everything about the little girlγγγγγγ β
Silly Xingxing was startled, cold sweat was dripping, and the expression on his face was stiffened, like a stone sculptureγγγγγγ
"What's wrong?" said with a smile, "Don't you want to?"
"Ughγγγγγγ Silly Star fiddled with her hair, knotted it and loosened it, and smiled wryly, "I don't think that's a good fitγγγγγγ We are all γγγγγγ You know, it takes a lot of courageγγγγγγ β
"If you don't want to, just that!" said Brother Xiaohu, "I don't want to reveal that little girl's secret to you!"
"That's not what I meantγγγγγγ Silly Star quickly explained, "I just need a little time to brew my feelingsγγγγγγ β
"You're so likable!" Brother Xiaohu licked his lips and said with a smile, "To do this kind of thing, you really need to brew your feelings!"
"What's wrong?" said to his cousin, "Won't she confess?"
"No, I'm going to mess with her!" said Silly Star, "Cousin, I need you to do something for me: turn your head away and close your eyes for a moment, okay?"
Of course, Firestar will always listen to her like a cat!
Silly Xingxing finally mustered up the courage and kissed Brother Xiaohu, the action was extremely embarrassing, like kissing a pig's butt!
But Brother Xiaohu seemed to be very ecstatic, and fixed this moment as eternal, sighing, tasting, reminiscing, and intoxicated.
"Alright!" said Silly Star, "tell me: where is that little girl?!"
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What about the little girl?
Brother Xiaohu laughed but did not answer, as if he had heard a big joke, and laughed so much that the leaves on the tree almost fell.
"You're kidding me?!" Silly Star said angrily after being humiliated, "where the hell is she?!"
Brother Xiaohu smiled: "She's right in front of you!"
The stupid star scanned up and down, back and forth, left and right, and didn't even miss the soles of his feet, but he didn't find out where "she" was!
Silly Star said angrily: "You lie, she is not here at all!"
Brother Xiaohu smiled: "I'm not lying, she's here, I'm her!"
It's a straightforward and simple answer, and with a little surprise in it, it confuses the stupid star!
"You're her?!" Silly Star said in surprise, "How is it possible, you're a boy!"
Brother Xiaohu smiled: "You know that I am a girl, why do you keep saying that I am a boy?"
This is really the first complaint of the wicked, but it also shows one point: girls are really fickle!
Silly Xingxing was really confused by her, and said angrily: "One moment it is a woman, and the next time it is a man, are you a man or a woman?!"
Brother Xiaohu smiled and didn't answer, which made Silly Xingxing almost go crazy with anger, she really had the urge to hit people, but she felt that it was better to hand over this arduous and heavy task to her cousin, because he was like this almost every day!
Silly Xing retreated, and in order to prevent her cousin from fighting, she had already hidden with Xiao Guagua, and blocked her ears and eyes!
Huoxing stroked the fly swatter and said angrily, "I don't know what you just did to my cousin, anyway, she is angry now, and I will be angry too!"
The fire star is angry, of course he is going to hit someone!
Brother Xiaohu hurriedly said, "You don't want to know the whereabouts of that little girl?"
"I don't care about this!" Huoxing said angrily, "I'm angry now, what do you say?!"
The fire star swung the fly swatter angrily and slammed it into the face of Little Tiger - "Helpβ"
As if he had been pointed, Huoxing suddenly paused, maintained an elegant posture, and said word by word: "You shout again-"
With tears in his eyes, Brother Xiaohu not only shouted again, but also shouted a lot - this shout was not as frightened as imagined, not sad, not hysterical, but a little contrived, indifferent and absent-minded!
It turns out that Brother Little Tiger is that little girl!
"Youγγγγγ Huoxing's face did not change (everyone knows, in fact, he was upside down and surprised), and tried not to let his voice go out of tune, "You areγγγγγ β
"I'm her!" Brother Xiaohu said with tears in his eyes, finally revealing the girl's tears!
The fire star said, "Then why are you doing this?"
Brother Xiaohu said angrily: "Because-I like it!"
Flaming Star said angrily, "Why are you lying?"
Brother Xiaohu said angrily: "Because-I like it!"
Huoxing said angrily, "Why are you doing this to us?!"
"BecauseβI like it!" Brother Xiaohu said angrily, "If you ask again, the answer is: I like it!"
Brother Xiaohu is really a girl, this is really ironclad evidence, only a girl can say such an unreasonable and sky-big truth!
Huoxing didn't scold or beat her, because she was just an eleven or twelve-year-old girl, and after the truth was revealed, he was in an extremely embarrassing situation: because of her lies, he made a mistake and almost took her life!
Huoxing's expression is really rich now, and it is no longer the same anger: his face is purple and blue, there are anger, hatred, regret, embarrassment, indifference, loss, disdain, etc., all kinds of expressions are mixed and changed, making him almost out of control, jumping and shouting, shouting and grabbing the ground!
"Are you crazy enough?" Brother Xiaohu said angrily, "Hurry up and let go of me, or I want you to look good!"
Huoxing calmed down, looked at Brother Xiaohu blankly, wanted to speak and stopped, and couldn't say a word for a long time.
"What are you looking at?!" Brother Xiaohu was also extremely embarrassed, he didn't dare to look at him, and said angrily, "Haven't you seen a handsome and dashing little handsome guy?!"
"What's going on?" Killer Star was shocked by his cousin's pig-killing shouts (nothing in the world would have scared him) and came to inquire.
Huoxing explained the truth, and after talking for a long time, Silly Star basically grasped the storyline - this is really tortuous and incomprehensible!
Silly Xingxing bent his fingers, sorted out his thoughts about the past, and said to himself: "She said he was 'he', he said it was not 'her', he saw 'her', but she couldn't see 'him', he called her, she ignored him, he pushed her down the river, she shouted for help, and then he lied to us, saying that 'he' was 'she'γγγγγ In the final analysis, 'he' and 'she' are the same person, that is, Brother Xiaohu!"
"The inference is completely correct!" Brother Xiaohu deliberately pursed his lips and gave a remote flying kiss to Silly Star to evoke her memories of the kiss just now, and said with a smile, "You are really a loved, smart and cute little girl!"
Silly Star got goosebumps, but still couldn't help but ask: Then why are you doing this?
No matter how they continued to ask, Brother Xiaohu just smiled and didn't answer, just smiled: "Is it that if you don't answer these questions, you won't help me loosen my bonds?"
Of course not, they immediately helped her untie and sent an inextricable apology (of course, these words were represented by Silly Star, but Huoxing killed someone who refused to admit his mistake, which is too ungraceful).
"You don't have to feel sorry for this, especially you-" Little Tiger smiled as he pointed to the fire star, "Although you beat my face like a pig's head, I don't have time to settle accounts with you now, because I'm hungry - you have to eat enough to have strength in a fight!"
With such a large amount of mind, the little woman can't say anything, Brother Xiaohu is really a "great husband", but there is a controversy over gender.
"I won't be sad," Huo Xing said angrily, "This is all your own infliction! This is a small punishment for your lies, and it is not for excesses! If you want revenge, you will fight, and I will accompany you at any time!"
"Stop talking nonsense, now is the time not to say this!" Brother Xiaohu actually forgot all about the past, and as if he had been an old friend of them for many years, he patted them on the shoulder and smiled, "Now is the time to solve the problem of food and clothingβdon't you really smell a suffocating smell of roast deer?"