Chapter 550: Ling Xiao Palace's witty response

In the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, the weather is majestic and solemn, the Jade Emperor is wearing a flat crown on his head, wearing the robe of the Yellow Emperor of the Ming Dynasty and sitting on the throne of the Emperor of Heaven, the four heavenly masters are lined up on both sides, and the civil and military saints are below.

Nezha was in the center, and was making a clear defense, when he saw Zhang San and a few people coming in, he waved again and again, and said to Zhang San: "Brother Chunyang, what about that piece of meat, take it out quickly, say that a few of us have demonic energy, and today the master will let them see the origin of this demonic energy." ”

Before Zhang San could stand firm, Nezha had already jumped in front of him, reaching out to grab his waist, hoping to turn out the piece of real beast meat that belonged to Zhang San.

It's just a pity that Zhang San used neither a storage bag nor the Qiankun Meson technique, but put it into the Qiankun Ding, and even Nezha's magical powers were vast, and there was no way to grab the beast meat out of Zhang San's body.

"Come slowly, third prince, please make it clear first....."

Zhang San was startled, and hurriedly slipped his feet, flashed to the side, and in three or two steps, he had already retreated behind Huang Xin and Wuyang.

This real beast meat is a big matter, if there is no reliable statement, he will not dare to show it in public.

"Who is in the audience? Nezha said that you are waiting for the demon qi that was contaminated because of the demon removal in the nether realm, where is the demon now? You can take it out and hand it over to the immortal saints for verification. ”

The voice of the Jade Emperor sounded faintly, and as soon as it was passed down, it caused a burst of echoes, and the majesty and sacredness in it unconsciously wanted to invade Zhang San's sea of knowledge.

Zhang San hurriedly gathered his mind, calmed down, bowed to the high platform from afar, and said: "Poor Dao Pure Yangzi, it is a mountain in the Nether Realm, and I have seen the Supreme Jade Emperor Great Heavenly Venerable. ”

The words are closed, and he has already stood up indifferently, although he is respectful, but he is not humble or humble.

Zhang San clearly understood that the Jade Emperor on the high platform seemed to be weak, and he was forced to the throne by Sun Wukong during the Journey to the West, but these are just acting, how can the dignified Emperor of Heaven be so weak?

Just looking at the four Heavenly Masters on both sides of the throne, Zhang San already knew in his heart that any of these people should be able to easily surrender the Monkey King.

Thinking like this, Zhang San's demeanor has become more and more respectful.

It's just that he doesn't know that the politeness and propriety in his heart are the vulgarity and rudeness in the hearts of some people.

"Bold, Nether Piff, why don't you kneel when you see Your Majesty?"

The Jade Emperor on the high platform had not yet reacted, and in the main hall, a loud shout had already sounded.

But it was a tall god general at the end of the main hall, and the god general glared at Zhang San fiercely, and then strode forward, "bang", and knelt on the ground on both knees.

"Your Majesty, the Giant Spirit God begs to kill this fang to blaspheme the heavens. ”

The voice is powerful and murderous.

As the giant spirit god knelt, a terrifying coercion struck, accompanied by scarlet qi and blood, as if he wanted to completely bury Zhang San, who was a little flustered.

"Damn, the master provoked you, and he was going to kill him at every turn, didn't he just kneel?

Zhang San was inexplicable, staring at the big eyes of the hole and already turned around, and when he saw the golden armor god general who was kneeling behind him and was a cut taller than him, his face was extremely exciting.

This is the Djinn God?

That famous general in the heavenly court who is known as a famous general in heaven who must fight in every battle and lose in every battle?

This guy is an idiot, and the master can't carry it in his hands.

After the identification, Zhang San's eyes spun rapidly, thinking about what kind of excuse to prevaricate.

At this time, if you admit to kneeling, I am afraid that even if you can save your life, this heavenly court will not be able to mix.

On the high platform, the Jade Emperor did not speak, neither scolded the giant spirit god, nor urged Zhang San, but just looked at it lightly, with an unfathomable expression.

At this time, the giant spirit god had already grabbed the giant axe on his waist, as if he wanted to strike a thunderous blow.

"Your Majesty, Chunyangzi is the brother of my second brother Yang, this time the upper realm was just going to live in my mansion for a few days, I don't know the number of heavenly courtesies, or Your Majesty's atonement. ”

Seeing this scene, Nezha had no choice but to plead for mercy, and in order to help Zhang San get out of trouble, he even lifted Yang Jian out.

It's just that.......

It's okay if he doesn't mention it, as soon as he mentions Yang Jian, the Jade Emperor's originally joyless and sad face changed instantly, and after a very fine cold light flashed, it returned to its original state, returning to the unfathomable appearance of the Great Tianzun.

"Bold, even if you are a mortal, you should bow down to Your Majesty, and please kill this fang to thank the heavens. ”

The minister seconded. ”

The minister also seconded. ”

Without the Jade Emperor to speak, there were many people who captured this trace of fierceness, and in the blink of an eye, the originally slightly calm court was surging, and Zhang San instantly became the target of everyone, and was shouted and killed by everyone.

These are all die-hard loyalists of the Jade Emperor, although most of the positions are not very high, but they can't stand the crowd. At this moment, even people with different opinions dare not speak easily.

"Damn, you're in trouble. ”

At this time, Nezha also realized that he had said the wrong thing just now, but now that the crowd is excited, even if he comes out again, it is useless, so he has to desperately give Zhang Sanxiang a look and let him think of a way quickly.

"Your Majesty, there is also a saying about the poor road, if your majesty still wants to cut the poor road after hearing it, the poor road has nothing to say. ”

Zhang San was helpless and was forced to go to Liangshan, so he had to scold secretly, organized some words in his heart, and once again bowed slightly to Gao Tai.

At this time, it depends on whether the Jade Emperor gives him a chance to start, if he doesn't even give him a chance, then he is really determined to marry him.

"Speak...."

The Jade Emperor still has no joy or sorrow, but there is a trace of sophistication in his eyes, and he also admires Zhang San's calmness.

Zhang San was overjoyed when he heard this, and hurriedly began: "Poor Dao remembers that when he was a god, Daozu once said: Immortals are not the same as gods, immortals are free and outside, and gods rule the world, so that they can return to their own places, and the Three Realms will be peaceful." Poor Dao is not talented, only one day Immortal Dao Fruit, but he is also a person in the Immortal Dao, and he does not serve in the Heavenly Court, if he worships His Majesty, wouldn't it be a violation of the law of the Dao Ancestor?"

Looking around, Zhang San said in a paragraph, slightly changing the words that Hongjun Daozu said when he was a god in his impression, hoping to suppress this group of rabid dogs.

After all, it's a Dao Ancestor quotation, even if you don't know if it's true, you don't dare not take it seriously if these little gods of the Heavenly Court don't dare to take it seriously!

Sure enough, in an instant, the entire hall was quiet, and everyone had different expressions.

Seeing this, Zhang San seemed to have taken a reassuring pill, turned around and saluted Gao Tai again, and said: "Your Majesty, what Poor Dao wants to say is finished, if Your Majesty still thinks that Poor Dao has done something wrong, please behead Poor Dao." ”

"Very good, what you said is right, Dao Ancestor does have that. ”

On the high platform, the Jade Emperor suddenly laughed, although Zhang San's words just now were self-preservation, but the meaning of them was in his heart.

"Immortals are not the same as gods, immortals are free and outside, and gods rule the world....." This sentence was specially said by Mr. Hongjun for him, the purpose is to let the immortal sage make way for him, so that he can truly sit firmly in this heaven and earth supreme.

But in fact, people teach, expound, intercept teaching, Buddhism...... Which of these saint sects took him seriously?

All of them regard him as a puppet, as a clay statue of the Bodhisattva, who comes and goes as soon as he is called, and is worse than the disciples of the saints.

"You just said that you don't serve in the Heavenly Court, so you can't worship me, but if this emperor rewards you with a position, you are willing to accept it. ”

For no reason, the Jade Emperor suddenly looked at Zhang San, with both Xi Yi and infinite killing intent in his eyes.

"Chen Chunyangzi thanked His Majesty for the reward. ”

Zhang Sanxin comprehended and bowed.

He is not stupid, if he doesn't worship at this time, he will die, and if he worships, he will be his own person, and in the future, this heavenly court will also have one and three points of his Zhang San's land.

In this way, it is just waiting for the heavenly palace to make trouble.

(End of chapter)