City C School Safety Education Day

Time flies quickly, the three-month winter has passed in a blink of an eye, for Jiang Li, it also means that the comfortable bed life begins to say goodbye, spring is coming, the difference is that today is the day of the safety education guidance meeting held by the school, if it is according to the previous urine sex, maybe it is the teacher talking about the big jokes on the stage, and the students are chanting yellow jokes below, or they are drowsy together, and they are engaged in fire or earthquake drills without any sense of danger. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

However, this time is different, because of the last campus attack, the school has increased safety education such as this, in order to let them have an intuitive sense of security, so the school organized everyone to prepare to visit the Hades Hall on Saturday this week.

Jiang Li's uncle recently came to C City on a business trip, and just brought his own child with him, so that Jiang Li could take care of it, and after hearing the news, this five-year-old child was so excited that he jumped up and down, "Cousin, take me! Take me!"

Jiang Li thinks that he is not very good at taking care of children, but his uncle's commission is really not easy to shirk, so he had to take this child to live an otaku life, and now it is almost spring, and the cold is still pressing, but this child still has endless strength, he wants to go everywhere, he wants to play everywhere, so in addition to going to school, Jiang Li has almost no peace time of his own, this time he actually wants to go to the Hades Palace together, how can this be.

Jiang Li said: "As the name suggests, the Hades Palace is hell, and there is a place where there is no return, so children should not go to cause trouble." ”

However, the little cousin Jiang Huai shook his head cutely and said: "Don't deceive people, I've seen it on TV, I want the signatures of Zhu Rong, Erlang God, and Thor, you just say whether you can help or not." ”

"Then I'll help you, you stay here......"

"No, no, no, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going to ......."

That's why, in addition to Jiang Li, who appeared in the Hades Hall on Saturday, there was also a child sitting on his shoulders and holding his hair all the time, screaming here and there.

"Cousin, look, that person will become Tieye, cousin, look, that person has a flower on his head......"

Jiang Li was still very leisurely, his classmates had been watching his jokes, and he was stopped by such a little ghost, Jiang Li was still so peaceful, Meng Bufan ran over to his little cousin and said, "It must be boring to live with him." ”

Jiang Huai still said innocently: "My cousin is the best, and he has always been a horse for me to ride." ”

Jiang Li finally lowered his head in embarrassment, and the big guys were all happy.

Later, under the guidance of the person in charge, the whole class began to enter the Hades Palace, the important place of the castle located in the middle of the mountain, in an orderly manner, even the rich man Meng Bufan was frightened by this scale of the institution, "I have decided, I will build an identical one tomorrow." ”

"Your words are even more exaggerated!!!! the whole class complained in unison because of his wealth.

Then Ge Bad held his shoulders and said softly but with a yin and yang weirdness, "When that time comes, remember to come to my house and sit down, my Darling will give everyone a suite." ”

"Get out of my world!!" Meng Bufan punched him with an old punch, causing another burst of laughter.

After they entered, they saw spotless instruments and busy staff coming and going, and the figures of Bai Mengya and Jiang Ruyi also appeared in everyone's field of vision, causing the group of people to keep screaming.

I thought that there would be a beautiful and delicious person who would come to receive them, but then it was Leng Yue who came to lead them, making the men depressed, and the women blushing and heartbeating, and Leng Yue didn't use her own divine power clairvoyance to see the little cousin who was more than a standout, as well as Jiang Li below.

After snorting lightly, Leng Yue changed her gentle face and took her classmates to visit the Hades Palace, and then popularized a bunch of safety education knowledge.

But at this time, the little cousin Jiang Huai immediately pulled Jiang Li's hair and said, "Cousin, I want to pee......"

Everyone was a little embarrassed, Leng Yue tilted her head and signaled the direction of the bathroom, Jiang Li was afraid that he would pour the boy's urine on himself, so he hurriedly took him to the toilet.

But before the toilet arrived, the little cousin pulled his hair again and said excitedly: "Cousin! It's Thor! Hurry, let's go ask for her autograph." ”

Jiang Li muttered, "What should I do if I pee." ”

"Go, go, go!"

Jiang Li really couldn't do anything about him, so in order to prevent him from urinating on his head, he immediately took him to the toilet, and then went to find his favorite immortals.

"Classmate Jiang?" Bai Mengya was sorting out the documents, and looked up to see Jiang Li coming with a little child, and when he saw the idol, Jiang Huai was so excited that he couldn't even understand what he said, he just grabbed Jiang Li's hair hard, Jiang Li couldn't help it, so he asked weakly: "Senior sister, ...... There is time and no. ”

Bai Mengya was stunned for a moment, this junior who was used for twenty-four hours and a half to be stunned could still be so entangled, it seemed that this little ghost on his body was more troublesome than his divine power.

She stopped what she was doing and smiled and said, "Yes, what's the matter." ”

Jiang Li took out a clipboard from his schoolbag very naively, and then handed her a pen, his face was a little red, "I...... My cousin has admired you for a long time, and can give him ...... Sign it?"

Jiang Li hadn't asked the girl for anything yet, he lowered his head and didn't dare to look at her, but Bai Mengya didn't speak, nor did he move, Jiang Li glanced at her cautiously, after the two looked at each other, Bai Mengya suddenly smiled and smiled, her eyes were bent into a crescent moon and she smiled very sweetly, haha's laughter suddenly made the serious work atmosphere stop all of a sudden, and everyone turned their attention to Bai Mengya.

Jiang Huai's little cousin thought that Jiang Li had failed, so he immediately cried and shouted for him to leave quickly, which was really embarrassing.

As a result, Jiang Li didn't even care about Bai Mengya, who was smiling behind her back and saying wait, and hurriedly opened her office and fled in a hurry, watching him flee in the wilderness, Bai Mengya was amused again, and she didn't have the heart to discuss work, so she laughed endlessly.

"It's so embarrassing, I'll just say let you be at home. Jiang Li said slightly unpleasantly.

But the little cousin didn't hear him at all, and pulled him again and said, "That's the giant spirit god, cousin!"

That was the person Jiang Li didn't dare to provoke, but Jiang Li saw that she seemed to be quite idle, so he ran to her office.

Jiang Ru looked at the clipboard and pen he handed out again, and she was also stunned, but she just wanted to find Jiang Li, so she sent it to the door by herself.

Jiang Ru teased and said: "It's easy to sign an autograph, as long as you ......" Suddenly she remembered Jiang Li's expression when she blocked her mouth, and suddenly couldn't bear to make him unhappy in front of his cousin, so she said: "Okay, let's compete, I'll set the rules, don't worry, there won't be a fight, how about it." ”

Before she finished speaking, Jiang Li walked to the door and prepared to leave, so she hurriedly said, "Then you decide, as long as it is the winner or loser!"

"No problem!" Jiang Li suddenly turned around and nodded, as if the treacherous plan had succeeded.

Twenty minutes later, Jiang Ru was stunned by the chess board in front of him and said, "What are you doing?"

Jiang Li asked his little cousin to play as a player, and said proudly: "My cousin is the chess king of the junior group, you can compete with him, if you can win, not only do you not need to sign autographs, but also ......" He leaned close to Jiang Ruye's ear and said: "Moreover, I can play a game with you." ”

This is the best bet, Jiang Ru hurriedly agreed: "A word is a certainty!"

Jiang Li temporarily left his cousin with her, feeling extremely relieved, "He is a disciple of the national chess master, you can win." ”

With such a free nanny to take care of him, Jiang Li was so peaceful that he followed the class to visit the Hades Palace.

Saying that Bai Mengya's happy laughter just now made Ouyang Kun also feel refreshed when he heard it, but what he cared about most was that Bai Mengya had never been smiling in the Hades Palace, and everyone had never seen her smile so happily, so naturally, Ouyang Kun also began to care about Jiang Li's character.

He is a very stable person, so he doesn't have any malicious intentions to stumble Jiang Li, on the contrary, he also took the initiative to send someone to find Jiang Li and talk to him in his office.

"Sit. Ouyang Kun beckoned him to sit down very chicly. Jiang Li felt like he was sitting on pins and needles, did he still walk a lot of offices today, and now he finally breathed a sigh of relief, and now there is another leader.

"It's rude to ask you to come over so abruptly. He first apologized for his calling, and then said, "Actually, I ...... Some personal questions to ...... Discuss it with you a little. ”

"Private issues...... Have we met before that?" Jiang Li recalled, but it seemed that he didn't know this person, and it seemed that it was a little early to talk about personal topics.

"See...... I've seen it, why haven't I seen it, although we only have one side, but I already remember you. ”

Hearing his ambiguous words, Jiang Li hurriedly blocked his body and then retreated one after another, thinking: "Is this the personal problem? I didn't expect that today I would be in the mouth of a tiger, and I would protect my innocence even if I said anything." ”

Ouyang Kun suddenly blushed and couldn't help but shout: "It's not that!

This person's temperament is either cranky or too vain, and it is really good, Ouyang Kun was very angry with him, and then said, "I want to ask about Mengya." ”

Jiang Li didn't understand, and said lightly: "Who is Mengya?"

"It's your senior sister!" he was almost impatient, the two of them had known each other for so long, and he still couldn't remember each other's names.

"Forget it, I'll cut straight to the point. Ouyang Kun was almost tired, and then changed his eager expression and asked, "Excuse me, how did you make Mengya laugh just now?"

What kind of problem is this, Jiang Li thought blankly, didn't he just laugh? Actually, I didn't know, he said, "I'm just helping my cousin get an autograph." ”

"It's as simple as that......"

Jiang Li said: "You can just ask the senior sister yourself, what are you asking me for?"

Ouyang Kun was embarrassed to say, "This ...... Because I'm courting her, I just want to make her happy. It's a bit embarrassing to ask in person. ”

Oh...... He was talking about topics that otaku couldn't understand, Jiang Li was a fool when he fell in love, and now this handsome guy came to humbly ask for advice, and he couldn't pretend to understand, because he had never pursued a girl. This and the handsome guy asked Yu Blind, and sure enough, there was no way out.

But what can be done when asked, Jiang Li said, "I'm sorry, I don't know." But looking at Ouyang Kun's lost appearance, he couldn't help but say, "Could it be that you haven't thought about her mood." ”

"Huh?"

Jiang Li looked stunned and said in a manner: "Senior sister doesn't seem to want to fall in love at all, and you just want to fall in love with others, and I don't want to laugh in front of you if I change me." ”

What to say sounds a little reasonable, Ouyang Kun frowned and said, "Is that really the case?"

"Who knows, you won't ask her, let's discuss and discuss...... I'm sleepy. Saying that, Jiang Li really yawned, and Ouyang Kun couldn't see it, so he sent him out, and he was still muttering in his heart: "I think it's okay, is this really the case?"