Chapter 105: Pig King Ring Challenge 2
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This is just the first part of the first round, winning this time is the most important thing, and the next few times to win the ring in the end is the real truth!
But the second part is about eating. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info about eating, of course, the iron bucket played a battle. The record of Stone Village being able to eat ninety-nine buns in one breath is still held by him, and it is believed that there is no latter anymore, and another reason is that Stone Village may no longer exist. He really doesn't have anything better than a love of eating and sleeping. Whether it's delicious, okay, or even spoiled, as long as the stomach is not what he can't eat. It is often said that the broadest place in the world may be the mind, which he may not agree with, at least others think so, his belly can definitely accommodate anyone's mind!
However, "a mountain is higher than a mountain", it is obvious that in this pig's island, there are quite a lot of people who can eat and sleep, because such people are admired here. Although I don't know how much Zhu Sheng eats, he looks twice the size of the iron bucket and is definitely a foodie, and the person who comes is not good! Even the iron bucket standing in front of him is ashamed of himself, just like a little witch sees a big witch, and even the opponent can eat himself in one mouthful!
In any case, he had to bite the bullet because there was no better candidate. He guessed that even if he and Amu Xiaozhi went together, they would definitely not be his opponents! It was not a scandal that he couldn't eat people, but he would lose the first game, and if he lost this link, the third link would be waived. When you think about it, the pressure comes.
Iron Bucket never thought that he could be a hero once, and it never happened even in a dream, if he could be such a "foodie hero" today, he would be proud!
The second part of the pig's feast began in earnest an hour later.
The reason why it takes an hour, just at noon, is because it can make the stomachs of both sides of the game out of a relatively hungry state, so that they can better play their strength. In fact, the planners just want to make the record of this link bigger.
This gluttonous feast is not only about speed and appetite! These are the two parts of this link.
1. Speed: Whoever eats the food cooked by the other party first wins.
2. Food: Whoever can eat up a hundred fatty pork buns and five catties of lard will win.
Result: Iron Bucket wins!
Not only are you surprised, but when the master of ceremonies announced the result, the audience was also shocked! What kind of wonderful process was this? Why did the author omit such a wonderful part? What a disappointment!
First of all, in this speed competition, I thought that the iron bucket would be very disgusted with Zhu Sheng's "Love of Mandarin Duck Lake", who knew that people are not as good as heaven, and when the iron bucket learned that this dish has a wonderful effect on nourishing yin and nourishing the kidneys, dog shit will also become a snack! Although Zhu Sheng was quite interested in many of the pig's dishes, he was really not very comfortable with the taste of the food from the other world (of course, there may also be suspicion of releasing water), and in the end he was still a few seconds slower than the iron bucket. Steamed buns made of fatty pork dumplings and lard without any condiments are probably the most greasy food in the world, and ordinary people may vomit their intestines as long as they eat a few bites, but Zhu Sheng and the iron bucket are definitely not ordinary people, and they can withstand the degree of greasy that others can't bear! However, unfortunately, in this part of the contest, neither of them has finished it. Therefore, the iron bucket rightfully became the winner of this link, and the organizer also awarded him the certificate of "King of Eaters" for foodies!
Take advantage of the iron, followed by the third link: fart!
There are three contents of fart, which are the evaluation of beauty, loud fart, and stinky fart. A person who can fart very well must have a "beautiful" one! Therefore, you must first appreciate the aesthetics than the fart! There are three chances for a loud fart and a stinky fart, and the best one is the final result, and the contest is still won by the one with the highest score.
Originally, the iron bucket wanted to continue the confidence of the previous link, but I had to go to the toilet after drinking too much lard just now, and I had to find a toilet. So, it's Amu who is fighting now. Of course, patting his chest and saying, when it comes to farting and talking about the degree of smelliness, the strongest is Amu. The terrible lethal fox odor and the two or three months without taking a bath can stink the lice to death, Amu is naturally the best interpretation of the smell! Fart, in the impression of many people, the iron bucket that farts the most among the three of them, this is actually a misunderstanding, because Amu's farts are all silent, that is, "sneaking into the night with the wind, moisturizing things silently", and once released, the culprit will be relied on in public on the iron bucket.
Speaking of competitions. First of all, about the beauty pageant, of course, you have to take off your pants, although it only shows your buttocks. It is not at all embarrassing for Amu to show his buttocks in front of so many people, he used to be unscrupulous when he ran naked on the street! However, as for the beauty pageant of the buttocks, he was greatly behind the beauty pageant of the buttocks of the strange island: first, big, second, curvy, round and smooth like the moon on August 15, third, it should be as brilliant as a chrysanthemum, and fourth, a slap was very loud, and so on. Just by comparing these points, Amu is completely behind. In the end, he lost by a disparity of 48 to 1 and almost didn't even have any anger (including fart, of course), and the referee who gave him a vote was because he saw a soft spot for the particularly black (which was described as two large black pearls). However, the next two rounds of the competition became very interesting, and it was also an overwhelming advantage, but it was Amu who won! Why is this a competition of loud farts, and Amu's three farts are also quite extraordinary, and they are simply as shocking as spring thunder! The reason for this may be that he was sulking in the previous link! Although the first two cannons did not even "come out of the chamber," the last one was simply earth-shattering and deafening! If the country wants to fire a salute for any activity, it will definitely not be wrong to invite him to go! On the other hand, Zhu Sheng's side, did he eat too much lard and too much lubricant in the last link, but he couldn't release the momentum he should have, but the mosquito-like "snort" flew in the referee's ears, which did not leave any deep impression on the referee, only in exchange for bursts of boos on the spot! Even the king dared to boo, I'm afraid this will happen in a place like the strange island, because people here generally think that if the fart is not loud enough or stinky enough, it is simply a blasphemy against the sacred pig! As for the stinky fart competition, both of them each put three silent stinky farts under the noses of the forty-nine referees: Zhu Sheng's stinky fart stunned the three referees, and Amu stunned the forty-eight referees (the other one may have a cold, a little nasal congestion), and even quickly pulled to the outside of the field for emergency treatment such as artificial respiration Not only that, Amu's silent stinky fart, even the audience in the last row of the gladiatorial arena smelled it, and the whole scene instantly became a thriving business like a pit Amu was angry, and even fired a lot of cannons, and the scene was even out of control for a while, and there were people everywhere shouting for help from dad and motherFortunately, a clever kid stuffed a wooden plug into Amu's and stopped the situation from going crazy!
So, the host of ceremonies asked Amu what he ate last night. Amu just replied that he had eaten about ninety-nine bananas! Everyone thought this was the secret of farting, and they went to buy bananas during the break.
In this fart competition, although Amu and Zhu Sheng are about the same in points, they both won in both competitions, so the final winner is Amu! Applause and shouting! And Zhu Sheng got another boo from the scene, and some people even shouted the inside story! But most people are still quite calm, because they know that the pig emperor just wants the opponent to taste the sweetness first, and the good show is still to come!
To sum up, in the first round of the "Feast of Pigs", the winner of the two sets was the trio of Tao Xiaozhi, Amu and Tie Bucket! As a result, even they were surprised, which made them feel that Zhu Sheng was a person they could trust.
A best-of-five Ring Challenge, if only three matches are played, is quite unexciting. So, again, the same sentence: the best is yet to come.