"I smoked without a fire, and I didn't bring a condom.

Take a bath and pick up soap, and come three times a night.

When I woke up, I remembered that I had forgotten to take medicine.

You give birth to me to raise, and I will call you every day. Yi Chaotian continued on the road with his hooligan-like emotion. After walking through the mountain trail for a while, Yi Chaotian came to a nearby town. As soon as he entered the town, all kinds of cries made him feel like he was back in the vegetable market of the earth.

"Selling cucumbers, come and see, my cucumbers can not only be eaten but also extract the essence, nourish yin and replenish yang......"

"Buy the ancestral exercise cheats, and become a martial arts master in thirty days......"

"Sell the nine-grade glass clothes made by Master Xu himself, fire prevention, anti-theft, anti-senior brother. This glass coat can be ......"......

In this town, although there are not many people, it is very lively, and after walking in for a while, Yi Chaotian found the restaurant and immediately became interested. Today, it's all about eating some dry food on the road, and finally having a big meal to eat, Yi Chaotian will never let it go.

When I arrived at the restaurant, I could see from the door that the business of this restaurant was still good, and it was overcrowded. As soon as you walk in, someone will be behind you asking you what you need. Seeing this, Yi Chaotian also went in. He sat up in a position near the window. "Xiao Er brought me your best meal, I'm about to starve to death. Yi Chaotian shouted loudly.

"Okay, wait, officer. ”

If you want to say that the desirability of this restaurant is fast, Yi Chaotian just called for it, and immediately some dishes were served on the table one after another. What ginkgo roast pig...... It came very quickly. After a storm......

"Interval~" When Yi Chaotian was about to call Xiao Er to settle the bill, he touched his pocket and had no money at all. What can I do? Yi Chaotian looked around, and suddenly found a familiar figure outside the restaurant. That's Li Taibai's. Yi Chaotian looked at Li Taibai, and then looked at the things on the table, and a clever plan stood out - Yi Chaotian first threw out the leftover bones on the table and hit Li Taibai in the head, and when Li Taibai looked around, Yi Chaotian deliberately hit it again. At this time, after Li Taibai found out about Yi Chaotian's appearance, he would come to Yi Chaotian to ask for a token, and then Yi Chaotian could fight with Li Taibai and finally escape from this restaurant.

Clever plan, good plan. Yi Chaotian didn't notice that Li Taibai was no longer there, I sue you, what about people. This time it was Yi Chaotian's turn to look around, but fortunately, Yi Chaotian found Li Taibai at the front desk of this restaurant, and eighty percent of this Li Taibai was also hungry.

Li Taibai walked to Yi Chaotian's position and said: "This brother, I see that you have finished eating, it is better for you to settle the bill and let me come to you to eat, you see if it will work." ”

"Why should I give you a seat?" Yi Chaotian said in as low a voice as possible.

"This ......" Li Taibai also knew that some people would stop in their original position for a while after eating before leaving. That's why Li Taibai will discuss with others. "This brother, you see that I am Li Taibai of the Eastern Sword Sect, you give me a face, let me sit down, okay?"

"Why?" Yi Chaotian quickly deduced in his mind when he was talking to Li Taibai to see which way to escape. I thought about it a lot, but I was pushed in the end. Only the one in front of me has some viability. "Brother, I'm ......"

"Brother, I...... I'll wipe it, why are you, someone came to tie him up for me. After Li Taibai finished speaking, Yi Chaotian raised his head, and when he looked up, Li Taibai found that Yi Chaotian was the one he threw his burden on. "You...... You return my tokens. ”

"Oh~ So this token is yours?" Yi Chaotian took out the token he had taken from Li Taibai.

"Yes, yes, that's it. Li Taibai said excitedly.

"But why should I give it to you?"

"Brother, you're a little unauthentic. ”

"You and I are not authentic, what do you want to say?" Yi Chaotian took out his sword when he saw Li Taibai saying this, and he did not show weakness, and took out the little saint who was subdued in the Liuyun Sect. Xiao Sheng has not been taken out for a long time, and there is a little excitement in his heart, and he keeps whispering as soon as he comes out. As if telling Yi Chaotian about its dissatisfaction.

'Okay, you'll come out later. Don't worry. Yi Chaotian said softly to Xiao Sheng.

"Two of you, if you want to fight out, my small shop can't stand the toss of two. The restaurant owner spoke. The owner of this restaurant seems to be not a simple master, and this kind of scene is still speaking calmly, so others may not know where to hide now.

"Okay, Li Taibai, let's go out and fight. Yi Chaotian said to Li Taibai with the head of the gun.

"Do you know me? Li Taibai also replied without showing weakness.

With that, the two walked out of the store and out of the town.

"Dude, thank you. Yi Chaotian ran into the distance as he spoke, and only then did Li Taibai react that he was blocked by Yi Chaotian - Yi Chaotian didn't bring any money.

"It's not you. Li Taibai scolded loudly and prepared to continue to go back to the restaurant to eat, but after thinking about it, if the boss asked him to use the food money, then he would not lose money. "No, you stop me. Li Taibai chased in the direction where Yi Chaotian left.

"This stupid hat, hey, really. Yi Chaotian ran for a while and then stopped in the distance, and sure enough, after waiting for a while, Li Taibai appeared. "Stop, you thief. Mrs. Li has not yet arrived, but the scolding voice has already reached Yi Chaotian's ears.

"Aren't I just standing?" Yi Chaotian said with a playful look on his face as he looked at Li Taibai.

"You...... Whew~ You give me back my token. Li Taibai said breathlessly.

"This token of yours is still stolen from someone else, and it's not yours, what are you anxious about. Yi Chaotian said.

"I ...... I want this to save my little sister. Li Taibai said with some sadness.

"Oh~ What's wrong with your little junior sister. Yi Chaotian asked.

"My little sister, she...... She was cut off her right arm in a competition, but they said it was a mistake, so she was given a little spirit stone as compensation. ”

"The old cow eats the tender grass...... How much was given" Yi Chaotian interjected halfway

"Don't make a fuss, we really love each other...... Forty thousand spirit stones were given. ”

"Forty thousand spirit stones are indeed a bit less, you continue. ”

"Oh, okay, then I heard that there is an elixir that can bring people back to life in the cave of the Thunder Emperor Immortals, so I wondered if I could use it to give it a try, and then I went to steal the token of a large local family with a token. You know what happened after that. Li Taibai said regretfully.

"Tsk, I didn't expect you to be a seed of infatuation, I also heard others say this token when I came, you can bring three people in, you and I can go in together, so you can see if it's okay, but the last pill, whoever grabs it will belong to whomever it wants, how about it?" Yi Chaotian said.

"Okay, just listen to you, listen to your words, I also know that you are a person with a story, and I will invite you to dinner when I say this to you. Li Taibai suddenly said happily.

"Who wouldn't want to have a big meal to eat. Go, I'm going to eat you, you local tyrant. After speaking, the two of them walked towards the restaurant where they came.