Chapter 49: Lori is dangerous
Imagine how much a tiger weighing more than three meters in length weighs almost 300 kilograms, that is, 600 kilograms!
Being pressed on his back by a six-hundred-pound tiger, Qin Yu felt that he was about to be pressed into the floor, and even if he couldn't be crushed, he was about to drown in saliva.
Dead tiger, Lao Tzu is not meat and bones, you add a fart!
At this time, a little girl slowly walked out at the end of the corridor, her body was very petite, her height was less than Qin Yu's chest, and she looked like she was ** years old.
The hair is a little messy, the clothes are a little messy, half of the shoulders are exposed, the little face is super cute, so cute that people can't help but want to pinch it, rubbing their eyes lazily as if they have just woken up.
"Xiaobai, you hate it, you make a fuss so early?" the little girl was sleepy-eyed, and her little mouth kept complaining.
The white tiger turned his head and barked at the girl twice, and then continued to lick Qin Yu wildly.
Long Yuyang made a helpless expression: "Luoluo, the sun is about to go down, okay?"
"Oh?" The girl named Luoluo looked out the window with sleepy eyes, and found that it was not early, she was not awake, but lowered her head and turned back, "In this way, it's time to go to bed again, I'll go back to the room, Xiaobai is not allowed to ...... noisy"
Long Yuyang and Luoluo are familiar with each other and know her habits, so they smile helplessly, Qin Yu's heart is once again the Divine Beast Race rushed by, Long Yuyang clearly means not to sleep and wake up quickly, but you understand that it is time to go to bed again, please how greedy are you?
"Oh my God, I'm here to hold the chrysanthemum house, not the cherry blossom village, why are they all weirdos? Feng Prison Courtyard, you come out, I promise not to kill you!" Qin Yu wailed in his heart.
"Luoluo!" Long Yuyang shouted.
The girl stopped and said lazily: "What are you doing......
"It's time for dinner. Long Yuyang's expression became serious, how could he continue to sleep without dinner?
"I don't want to take medicinal food, don't don't, don't!" the girl shook her head vigorously, her long messy hair flicked back and forth, and her whole person became full of resentment.
The white tiger lying on Qin Yu's back suddenly covered his face with his paws and whined several times, as if to say, "I don't want to eat medicinal food either, don't don't!"
"......" Long Yuyang glared at the white tiger and said helplessly: "I can only make medicinal food." ”
"I'd better sleep, Xiaobai won't want to take medicinal food, so I'll come back soon. The girl continued to stagger.
The white tiger turned his head to look at the girl, and then at Long Yuyang, who was speechless, and seemed to become very anxious, patting the back of Qin Yu's head with his paws, as if to say: "Master, master, the chef has been caught, and we don't have to suffer from medicinal food anymore." ”
Perhaps she understood the words of the white tiger, and the girl suddenly turned around, and her eyes, which were almost closed, suddenly opened, like bright doji stars in the darkness.
At the same time, Qin Yu also understood the situation, and hurriedly raised his hand on his stomach and said, "I'll make dinner, let your tiger get up, I'm really about to vomit blood!"
Under Murong Xue's horrified gaze, the girl Luoluo suddenly jumped up, jumped more than ten meters directly, and fell behind the tiger with a loud bang, and the floor under her feet was almost trampled, it was hard to imagine how such a petite girl could do it.
"Are you a big eater?" Luoluo asked in surprise.
"Nonsense, why am I here if it's not a big food? I'm a first-year student who just entered the Ziwu Academy today. "Qin Yu is so sad and angry, did he step on dog shit? Why are you so unlucky? First he was hacked in the exam, then he beat the shocking holy drum for a life-and-death challenge, and then he was shocked by the stunning man and vomited blood, and now he was lying on the back of a tiger.
Hearing this, Long Yuyang hurriedly stood up: "You are a freshman, who asked you to come to hug the chrysanthemum?"
"Feng Prison Yuan!" Qin Yu insisted on scolding this guy verbally.
"Feng Prison Hospital, it's rude, it's rude, there have been no newcomers in the Huju House for a long time, and there have always been only me and Luoluo, so I'm really sorry, Xiaobai hasn't gotten up yet?" Long Yuyang kicked the white tiger's ass.
As the saying goes, a tiger's butt can't be touched, let alone kicked with a foot?
"Roar. The white tiger opened his mouth and turned his head towards Long Yuyang.
Long Yuyang's eyes glared: "Do you dare to talk back? Look at the saliva you licked all over the ground, punish you for facing the wall for three hours, go quickly!"
The white tiger lost its momentum when it landed, just like a frosted eggplant, and the roar turned into a whining sound, and what was even more bizarre was that its three-meter-long body actually emitted a faint light, and began to shrink gradually, and in a blink of an eye it became the size of a cat, and walked to the wall pitifully with its tail between its legs, and sat honestly facing the wall on its hind legs, turning its head from time to time to make a pitiful look.
"Four hours!" Long Yuyang raised his eyebrows.
"Meow woo ......" the white tiger actually learned to meow, and lowered his head and didn't dare to look back.
Murong Xue was dumbfounded, and Qin Yu was also dumbfounded, this tiger can actually understand human speech, and it's too human, right?
No, no, no, that's not the point at all, right? The point is, how does a three-meter-long white tiger get smaller? A tiger turns into a cat, what's a joke? Are you a monster?
"Monsters?" Qin Yu's muscles at the corners of his mouth twitched, as a person in modern society, how could he ever see monsters, they were all made up in novels and TV, how could they exist in reality?
But at this moment, the facts are in front of him, there is no other explanation except for monsters, Qin Yu is crazy and messy, it turns out that there are really monsters in the world.
Long Yuyang smiled and said: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, Xiaobai is the Houyi of the Demon Clan, but it has never eaten people, and it will not hurt people, you won't even hear of the Demon Clan, right?"
Murong Xue exclaimed, "I know, I know, there is a demon clan in the north of Jiang Country. ”
"Yes, Xiaobai is a descendant of the Tiger Clan, and its hometown is in the north, but it has never been to the north. Long Yuyang said.
"Meow woo ......," the white tiger interjected in a low voice.
"Five hours!" Long Yuyang glared.
Qin Yu got up, wiped the saliva all over his face, and smiled bitterly in his heart, the tiger has become a cat, and even the demon clan knows how to sell cuteness? But now it looks really cute, without the slightest threat.
"Freshman, great, it's okay to give you dinner, right?" Luoluo smiled happily, and suddenly emphasized seriously, "Don't eat medicine, otherwise let Xiaobai bite you!"
Qin Yu saw Luoluo's appearance clearly, it was really so small and cute, if it was placed on the TV screen, it was estimated that only half of the head could be seen, and the special effects were: arrow, Luo Luo's head.
"It's so small. Qin Yu subconsciously gave an evaluation, what a cute Lori.
Long Yuyang's complexion changed sharply, Luoluo's cheeks suddenly bulged, his messy long hair was windless, his eyes were burning angrily, and he suddenly slammed into Qin Yu's chest with a fierce punch.
"Don't say I'm small!" Luoluo let out a tiger-like roar, shaking the wooden building and trembling.
Poor Qin Yu was hit hard before he could get out of the division, and flew out of the door like a cannonball.
Xiaobai covered his mouth......
(PS: Author: "Luoluo, what is your wish?" Luoluo: "Make you all smaller, and then grab the collection and recommendation!" Author: "What if you don't give it?" Luoluo: "Bite you!")