In the early morning, the sun slowly climbed up from below the horizon, sprinkled a few rays of light on the earth, dispelled the darkness shrouded in the earth, the fresh air refreshed people's hearts and spleens, the warm light reflected the earth, everything seemed to be clothed in a layer of gold, shining in the sunlight, the brilliance was intoxicating.

The sun, the air, the breeze, everything is warm and comfortable today, and even the ultra-high decibel exclamation sounds so harmonious.

Something strange seems to have gotten in?

"Ahh

A sound high enough to break through the sky came from Elaine's room.

"What's wrong? What's going on?" one of Elaine's neighbors opened the door and walked out, giving a puzzled look at Elaine's house.

"yes, what the hell is going on?"

"It's the first time I've seen Elaine look so panicked, she's usually a very calm person. ”

"It seems that something big must have happened this time, could it be a burglar in the house?"

While they were talking, everyone came out of the room and talked about what was going on in Elaine's house, which made Elaine, who had always been calm, so alarmed.

At this time, Elaine ran out of the room in disheveled clothes, and as soon as everyone saw her, they hurriedly surrounded her, asking what was going on.

Poor Elaine, who had just desperately escaped from the room, was surrounded by a large group of neighbors before she could catch her breath, asking questions and questions, and countless questions made Elaine's brain go blank and she was about to faint.

"Man!" Elaine said, pointing to her home, in a tone of utter horror, "in my house······ Yes······ There's a man!"

"Hey, what's the matter, look at you like that, who doesn't have a man in their house," a neighbor interjected, but suddenly realized, "No, how can you have a man in your house?"

"yes, I don't know. Elaine said.

"By the way, what kind of man is that, do you still have an impression?" asked an attentive neighbor.

"Well," Elaine lowered her head, her pretty face slightly red, "is a very strong man, with eight-pack abs, pectoral muscles and biceps are also very handsome, with beautiful pale blonde hair, and a face that is not very delicate, but it exudes a wild beauty, full of manly charm." ”

You've been looking closely!, everyone complained weakly in their hearts.

"Well, that man he ······" A neighbor asked cautiously, "He······ Is that you?"

"Stupid! how can you ask so directly!" the other neighbor thumped hard at the head of the man who had spoken earlier, and then looked at Elaine cautiously. "Your ······ There, does it still hurt?"

"Bang!" "Bang!"

"Two lewd guys!" Finally, the others couldn't stand it anymore, "xx is xx, why are you talking so obscenely!"

"No, no, no!" Elaine blushed and waved her hands, "We······ Didn't do such a thing, he ······ Just stay in bed and sleep······"

"Now, why don't we go in with you, catch that guy, and ask him what he's all about. A neighbor suggested.

"Alright, good idea, let's go!" the others echoed, hugging Elaine and heading into the room.

At this moment, a burly young man came out wearing a coat, with several scars faintly showing on his chest, and behind him was a haoli who helped him hold a man-high large naginata.

"Hiss~"

Everyone gasped and took a step back, revealing Elaine in the center.

"Ah, I remember, I haven't made breakfast at home yet, I have to hurry home and make breakfast. A neighbor said suddenly.

"By the way, I haven't collected the laundry at home, so I have to collect it quickly, because it's going to rain soon. Another neighbor said, looking at the cloudless sky.

"I'm sorry, I have to go home to watch the Pleasant Goat with my son, I can't be here with you. ”

"I'm sorry, I need to urinate urgently, ······"

······

"Elaine, what's going on, why are there so many people around?" asked Newgate, turning his head to look at everyone.

"You know me?" asked Elaine, startled, pointing to her face.

"What are you talking about? I'm Newgate," Newgate gave Elaine a strange look, "Didn't you let me stay at your house last night?

"Ahh

"Bang!"

Newgate fell instantly, "What are you talking about? I'm a pirate!

"Oh, yes, yes, you're a pirate, the one who told the story last night, I remember. Elaine said with another slap on the head.

What a memory! Everyone sweated profusely.

"By the way, I saw this young man yesterday, and it was Elaine who brought him back. At this time, a neighbor suddenly said.

"Ha, it's little Elaine's boyfriend, right?"

"It seems that yes, look at this young man's figure is very good, Elaine come on, try to take him down. ”

"Young man has a bright future, Elaine, you must take advantage of it. ”

"I gave birth to a noble son early. ”

······

Then everyone opened up the conversation and chatted with Newgate and Elaine, all of them forgetting about the embarrassment just now, as if it had never existed.

The early morning episode passed in the compliments of the neighbors, Elaine's shyness, and Newgate's confusion.

However, the other side was not so lucky······

"Ahh

"Hmph, dare you lie to me! Luo Oudu has already told me that you went to the house of a girl named Elaine, and you dare to say that it is a man named Newgate, and the old lady almost thought you liked men!"

"You traitor, I won't let you go!"

"Dare to threaten witnesses!"

"Ahh

In the royal palace of Alabastan in the early morning, countless screams were heard.

Luo Ou, the "tainted witness" on the side, quietly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "Women are too terrible, I won't marry a wife if I am killed in the future!"