Chapter 909: Stinky

After the evil smile, Wang Xu quickly stomped on the left foot of the pig-headed lord Ge Dan and the kobold lord Taofen twice without anyone seeing it, the purpose was to let the two of them cooperate with him to "act". Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Sure enough, after being heavily stepped on by Wang Xu, the two orc lords who had been "cut off" and had dull expressions instantly howled with distorted faces, and the wide-eyed and tearful expressions completely showed how fierce the pain they felt at this time, and many of the subordinates of these two big lords under the big tent began to cry.

"Don't hurt our big lord, we surrender ......" Gerton, who was arranged by Wang Xu to be a nurse in the crowd earlier, suddenly threw away the weapon in his hand according to Wang Xu's request, and knelt on the ground and cried bitterly: "We surrendered ......"

The masses are always blind, because the noble Ge Dan took the lead, so the pig-headed and kobold warriors under the big tent also knelt on the spot with a large number of hula lala, and the kneeling crowd all followed Ge Dan's example, kowtowing and crying bitterly: "Spare our lord, we are willing to surrender......"

"Look at other people's acting skills, and then look at the two of you," Wang Xu smiled with satisfaction as he listened to the shouts of the tsunami and shaking the sky in the mountains below, and then he quietly took down the amplified note attached to his body, turned around and sneered in the ears of Ge Dan and Taofen: "If you two just acted well, don't be so stunned, do you suffer with it?" Fortunately, I was prepared, otherwise, I would have been killed by the bad reaction of the two of you!"

After accusing Ge Dan and Tao Fen, Wang Xu once again pasted the amplification note on his body, and then, with his arms raised, he shouted at the boundless orc soldiers below: "You come and press the mudra, press it, I will spare your lord, remember, don't make trouble for me, or ...... That guy is your role model just now, hum ......"

As he spoke, Wang Xu slowly floated down from the top of the big tent while releasing the divine power of his body, and after falling to the ground, Wang Xu took out a hundred alchemy puppets from his backpack system and asked them to supervise the orc alliance to press the handprints.

Subsequently, after Gordon took the lead in pressing the handprint, the pig-headed and kobold coalition forces, under the command of a hundred alchemy puppets, lined up more than a hundred lines around the position of the Chinese army's big tent, and began to press the handprints one by one and sign the slave contract, of course, Gordon had signed the contract earlier, and his act of pressing the handprint just now was also arranged by Wang Xu, but Wang Xu didn't expect that this young man's acting skills were very good, and he acted the same as the real thing, without any flaws, he was simply the actor in the orc clan.

And the two orc lords who are surrounded by illusion are still placed on the top of the big tent by Wang Xu to perform the "living dead", Wang Xu knows very well that only when the orc warriors see that their lord is not dead, they are willing to press their handprints, so they must be arranged in a place where they can see them, and those two people must be alive, so Wang Xu has left them on the wind and the sun race.

After discussing the timetable for standing guard with his women, Wang Xu left the female angel couple who stood at the first post, and then led the rest of the women back to the big tent of the Chinese army.

As soon as she entered the door, Afra covered her nose, frowned, and said in disgust: "Why is it so stinky here, it stinks even more than the outside, and the body odor of millions of orcs is not as stinky as here!"

"No way, it's windy outside, so the smell dissipates quickly, and it's not ventilated here, so ...... Understand......" Wang Xu, who had been in the tent for a while and knew how smelly it was, smiled and comforted Afra after listening to her complaints.

At this time, Wang Xu observed that except for Afra, the other women who came in with him were also frowning, obviously, they also felt that the tent was too dirty, but their personalities were not like Afra's like to complain, so they all endured it and kept silent.

After a crisp sound of "......", Wang Xu lit a sandalwood he had just bought from the store system, and inserted the wrist-thick sandalwood in the middle of the ground of the Chinese army's tent.

To tell the truth, Wang Xu also knows that orcs have body odor on their bodies, but orcs of different races have different body odors, such as cat people and fox people, they have a fragrance on their bodies, and Minotaurs, they carry the smell of grass, and the body odor of this orc race does not make people smell sick and disgusting.

However, the pig-headed man and the kobold are the representatives of the other extreme of the orc's body odor, the body odor on the kobold is the kind of rancid smell, sour and sour, and the body odor on the pig-headed man is the standard fecal smell, the smell makes the smeller "sad", the smeller "wants to vomit", and what is even more disgusting is that the smell of feces on the pig-headed man is not the general smell, it is the fermented smell of constipated, the smell is "refreshing", and the smell makes people "feel angry"......

Perhaps because they have been following Wang Xu for a long time, his women have generally contracted the vice of cleanliness, although the smell in the tent is not so stinky anymore, but their expressions are still so disgusted, and even, they have moved out of the chair that Wang Xu gave to the Taishi, and sat on the Taishi chair with their feet crossed, it seems that they don't even want to touch the smelly carpet in the tent with their feet.

At this time, the pig-headed man and the wise man Gülen, and the pig-headed great witch doctor Shi Tuhuade, who was at least forty years younger after being extended by Wang Xu, were still in the tent.

After looking at the disgusted expressions and movements of Wang Xu's women, Shi Tuward, who was grateful to Wang Xu, didn't say anything, but Gülen was unhappy and scolded Wang Xu: "Is this how you teach your women, are they all so hypocritical?"

As soon as Gülen's words fell, the tent instantly became quiet, and at that moment, the women who entered the tent with Wang Xu all turned their heads to stare at Gülen, and the cold and murderous aura in their eyes made Gülen tremble involuntarily.

"I said Brother Gülen, as a well-known wise man, can you use your smart brain to analyze and analyze before speaking, whether it is my women who are hypocritical or you are too stinky, don't you know, and, from the position of a new friend, I advise you to shut up and stop talking, see it......" Wang Xu smiled at his women and said to Gülen: "Any one of my darlings, move your fingers, you will die to the point of death, you know ......"

"Well......" Gülen, who had been so frightened that his soul was about to freeze, swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty after listening to Wang Xu's words, and then he nodded to indicate that he understood, but he found that although he had admitted defeat, however, Wang Xu's women still looked at him with cold eyes......