Chapter 208: Another Waste Firewood Stream?
"Host, are you sure to enter the fantasy world? The identity of the characters in the fantasy world, the initial scene is random, and the fantasy world is also an ancient martial continent, please understand the details by yourself after the host enters. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoOnce you enter the fantasy world, you can't quit halfway. The system didn't seem to recognize what Lin Ze said at all, and still coldly repeated what he had just said.
Lin Ze gave a thumbs up, and then slowly turned his thumb downward.
"System, you win. ”
"Ding, the host is sure to enter the fantasy world, and the countdown to enter the fantasy world is confirmed. ”
"Three. ”
"II. ”
"Fuck, wait, did Lao Tzu say yes to these two words?
"One. ”
"Your father, I'm not ready yet!Nima system, have you gotten Lao Tzu's consent!!"
"The countdown is over, and you enter the fantasy world. ”
"Ding, the world template load is complete. ”
"Ding, the character data loading is complete. ”
Lin Ze's birthplace, I have to say, is very nice.
The pigsty is perfect.
Lin Ze was forced into a fantasy world by the system, and when he came in, his head was down...
Thereupon.
"Hehe, system, you really won. Lin Ze got up and wiped off his face, I don't know if it was pig feces mixed with some inexplicable unknown liquid and pig food.
Smelling the stench emanating from his body and surroundings, Lin Ze's body, which was just the quality of an ordinary person, could endure this kind of environment.
Lin Ze couldn't help but vomit, and on the side of the pigsty and pigpen, the aunt who was feeding the pigs screamed and ran out directly.
"I rub. Lin Ze's cleanliness habit suddenly became offended, and the strange eyes of that aunt deeply pierced Lin Ze's heart.
Blame the system!
The garbage system is really going to trap people.
Lin Ze scolded in his mouth, and several pigs actually arched over directly.
"Hey, hey, stinky pig, dead pig, I didn't scold you, wait, stop, Uncle Pig, Grandpa Pig, you listen to my explanation!"
"Oops!"
Lin Ze was directly overturned by a group of old sows, and Lin Ze ate a mouthful of pig shit again.
These old sows actually thought that Lin Ze wanted to rob their piglets...
Lin Ze wanted to cry without tears, Lao Tzu actually had a day when he was bullied by a group of pigs, it was so sad!
Lin Ze was so angry that he wanted to cross the pigpen, but he actually used it three times, he was so drunk that he didn't want it.
"This body is not as good as before Lao Tzu obtained the system. Lin Ze rushed to the water tank in the courtyard of this family and plunged into it.
The aunt just now was so frightened that she didn't know where to go, so Lin Ze comfortably scourged all the five or six jars of clear water in the courtyard.
After washing his body, Lin Ze still smelled around his body, and only then did Lin Ze jump out of the water tank until there was no smell on his body.
I can't wear the clothes before.
Lin Ze covered his little brother, looked sneakily for a long time, and confirmed that there was no one in the main room, so Lin Ze rushed in.
Opening the wardrobe, Lin Ze found that there was not a single piece of clothing that a man could wear.
Suddenly, Lin Ze noticed the mirror hanging on the wall next to him,
"I'll go, I'm actually back to fifteen or sixteen, damn, fortunately, some parts of Lao Tzu haven't become smaller, but it's not as handsome as it is now! Lin Ze said, with a sincere smile on his face.
"Kill this pervert!"
"Come on, beat him!"
"Exhibitionism, catch him!"
What's the situation?
Lin Ze was narcissistic, when he heard a group of civilians rushing into the courtyard, carrying kitchen knives and sticks in their hands, and walked over angrily.
The leader is the aunt who fed the pig just now...
My day, I actually went to call someone.
Lin Ze didn't care about the clothes of men and women, with a half-sleeve and a pair of trousers on his gloves, he jumped out of the window and fled, leaving a group of stamped civilians behind.
"I'll go, I'm scared to death Daddy. Lin Ze patted his chest in fear and panted.
Just entered this fantasy world, he was actually bullied by pigs, and then he was regarded as a pervert, but fortunately, Lin Ze had a strong ability to bear it.
The scene of this fantasy world is still acceptable to Lin Ze, and the language naturally does not need to be spoken, and Mandarin is applicable.
This also saves Lin Ze the need to learn the language here.
Lin Ze looked at the introduction of his current identity...
Lin Ze, 15 years old, the crown prince of the Tianxing Empire, the only son of Emperor Lin Tianxiong, has blocked his meridians since he was a child, unable to cultivate, and is nicknamed the tiger father and dog son, and the first cultivator of the Tianxing Empire and the daughter of Marshal Long Aotian, Long Zihan, is married, and recently because Lin Tianxiong forcibly forced Lin Ze to meet with Long Zihan, who had never seen him, to cultivate a relationship, so he ran away from home...
Nima, Lao Tzu or Prince?
Lin Tianxiong: Dad?
Long Aotian, Long Zihan, Lao Tzu is Ye Liangchen!
This fantasy world is so unreliable. Lin Ze was depressed, and countless memory fragments appeared in his mind, all of which were the background stories and experiences of the current characters in the fantasy world.
Tiger father dog son, drunk.
The meridians are also blocked, the system of donkey day, so how do you let Lao Tzu cultivate?
Fingertips for marriage, system, if you dare to give Lao Tzu a Sister Feng, I will definitely commit suicide and make your dog days disappear.
Lin Ze cursed the system viciously, this is not the first time...
Cultivating feelings, yarn.
Lin Ze suspected that his character was missing a string in his head in the fantasy world, and he could do such a childish thing as running away from home.
Damn, I hope I can clear it all at once.
Blocked meridians are a big problem, and it makes me go to the waste wood flow?
Lin Ze shook his head helplessly, waste firewood, waste firewood, I really can't stand it.
..........
"If you don't go to see Zihan, I'll beat you like a bear, do you believe it or not?"
"Dad, please spare me, I don't know anyone, what is the finger for marriage, cancel it!
"Fart! Brother Long and I swore to your natal stars when you were just born, and this marriage contract will never be canceled! Hurry up and cultivate a relationship with someone else's little girl! Get married when you are eighteen years old!"
This is the reason why Lin Ze ran away from home, in fact, although Lin Ze can't cultivate, Lin Tianxiong often has to carry out a series of devil training and torture on Lin Ze, all in order to strengthen Lin Ze's body, but this thing can't endure hardship, and he runs away every time...
Over time, Lin Tianxiong didn't bother to care about Lin Ze, so Lin Ze was now the weak chicken-like body.
"Grass, good boy, if you don't exercise, do you know that you have cheated me!" Lin Ze scolded painfully, if the "Lin Ze" in this fantasy world had a better physical fitness, Lin Ze would not have been bullied by a group of pigs...
As for why "Lin Ze" didn't want to see Long Zihan, but because he was too inferior, even if he was married, he didn't think that Long Zihan could look down on himself, a prince who couldn't cultivate.