High school, this is a season that means spring flowers bloom, and it is also the year for students to pursue their dreams, and the best three years of youth have to be linked to high school. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

You can bubble girls or something, you can play some ridiculous games, and you can say loudly to the school building, "Lao Tzu will blow you up tomorrow!"

Or you can throw the test papers downstairs vigorously and release the days of being kidnapped by grades, so to speak, which is one of the cool points of high school life. However, there are three such people, who have been regarded as three poisons since they entered high school, and no department dares to accept them, and no department dares to manage them, because every time they step in, they will always bring their stupidity into it, making an event a joke, some people just want to have fun, but some people just stay away from them.

The three of them have not yet found any clubs to participate, and they deserve to be a big failure of their youth.

The three men stood under the national flag, one hand on their chests, reverently looking up at the crimson colors that floated in the air, their hearts full of sorrow, the wind passed without a trace, and they did not smile.

Meng Bufan stood in the middle very solemnly, "Last time, Snow White made me and the pigeon scolded bloody, and now there are more clubs that don't want us to join." ”

Ge Bad God said sadly: "If this continues, the three of us will not only be pulled into the blacklist of the class, but also into the blacklist of the school." ”

Jiang Li had already wandered and didn't know where he had gone, if he was sober, he would have been able to say, "I am the collateral injury from the pit of the two of you......"

The three of them have criminal records, such as joining the drama club, a Xiao Li Guanghuarong who people worked hard to rehearse, Meng Bufan even hung a large string of coins on a tree in the background to attract the audience with a halo, a cash cow, everyone didn't see any plot during the whole scene, but they were attracted by the tree, and everyone was talking about it.

Later, when he scolded him, he was still unhappy: "Even if you are a tree, there is a slightly taller variety, and the crooked neck tree that hangs itself seems to be a bit unlucky." ”

What people are playing is the tragedy of Xiao Li Guang Huarong, and it has become a comedy to him, it looks like Hua Rong hanged himself because of the withdrawal of his partner......

Then there is Ge Bad, a well-known fat belly, fat brain, computer expert, before because he looked at other people's selfies, so he hacked into the administrator system of the campus network, posted a selfie on the campus website, and forwarded it to everyone's mobile phone, as a result, no one dared to go online for three months after that, the school finally defined that Ge Bad's actions had constituted a terrorist attack, so he thought about it behind closed doors and must not commit it again. Afterwards, someone from the Ministry of Information interviewed a female classmate who saw a selfie, and the following is the content of the interview:

Reporter: "This classmate, do you have any impression of this selfie?"

Schoolgirl: "Ahhhhh!!!h

From that day on, Ge Bad was despised as a scumbag, especially since most of the female students were more than three meters away from him, and in the seating arrangement of the class, he was always the last in the last group.

Jiang Li has seen the selfie, but it almost made him depressed, the original school grass selection was hot on the school Internet, he used the computer to directly put the first place on his head, not to say, he still sent a swimsuit photo, that expression and posture can not be described in words, people and the second place are compared, there is a difference......

To say that Jiang Li is not a big problem, but he also has a frightening thing.

At the beginning, the debate club wanted to expand, so it recruited a group of new students regardless of the size, Jiang Li because he had nowhere to go, so he participated in it without a head, at that time, it coincided with the inter-school debate competition, Jiang Li accidentally became an alternate player to play, the other party looked at him stupidly and stupidly thought it was a soft persimmon, but he didn't think that he had a poisonous tongue instinct on the senior who was known as the first mouth of Shangyou School, and sat in the position with a burst of mouth cannon bombardment without changing his face, without dirty words but to attract blood, and calmly made the other party faint with anger.

Afterwards, he originally won, but Jiang Li was judged to be a personal attack, and as a result, the medal for the first place was thrown into the wind like this, but a brainless man like him didn't care about this at all, and immediately retreated and left, and from then on, people who didn't know him didn't dare to talk to him.

A rich and showy person, a narcissistic fat man, and an otaku who often hurts people with secret arrows, what kind of effect it is when they get together is already obvious.

There was nowhere to vent their depressed anger, so they ran to the national flag to pray for a happy high school life.

But soon, Meng Bufan had already found a way to solve it, and he suddenly saluted the national flag and said, "It's decided, I want to set up a club by myself!"

Ge Bad didn't squint and saluted, "It's inconvenient for me to ask, what is this department doing?"

Jiang Li saluted: "Shoot a micro movie, there is nowhere to go under the national flag." ”

At this time, a mischievous gust of wind blew, and a small tornado was made behind the three of them, and then they walked away comfortably.

Office of the Students' Union

Bai Mengya is the latest president of the student council in the senior year, what is the student union? Of course, it is the head of the students, and if you want to set up a club, you need the approval of the school on the one hand, and the support of the student union on the other hand.

After all, she had dealt with her, and Meng Bufan felt that it would definitely be smooth sailing here in Bai Mengya, but she just said solemnly: "Reject!"

"Why!" Meng Bufan slapped the desk in the office and said, "Senior sister, can you understand the miserable feeling that we don't treat as mental poisons?

Even if he said this, Bai Mengya still didn't fluctuate at all: "I've heard about the three of you, but if you want to talk about it, isn't it all your own doing?"

Ge Bad looked pitiful to death: "Senior sister, you can pity us, you also see how to open the door of convenience for the sake of us who have helped you." ”

Bai Mengya sighed and said: "It's not that I won't help you, but how to approve it for the three of you, and you still have to apply, explain the way of the activity, apply for the activity room and funds, and raise members, these are very troublesome, and now you want me to approve the establishment of the club in one sentence, it's too hasty." And, have you figured out what you're going to do?"

is also said, there is really nothing to refute in this way, Meng Bufan sighed: "I knew that I bought the school in the first place, and now I don't have to be so troublesome." ”

But at this time, Xiaoxue suddenly opened the door in a school uniform and said, "Sister Bai, I have something to report...... Eh, Master?"

"Why are you dressed like this?"

Xiaoxue said happily: "I am now a transfer student, and I can be with the masters and Sister Bai!"

"Really!" Meng Bufan thought that Xiao Xue had already gone back, which made him sad for a while, and Bai Mengya told him that Xiao Xue was now living with Jiang Ru and would stay in City C to study for the time being.

But in a blink of an eye, Xiaoxue put on her face and said, "It's good that the masters are here, I have something important to report." ”

"Huh?"

Xiaoxue told them that recently, there have been reports of female classmates being harassed and secretly photographed, and the clandestine photographers posted the photos on the school's bulletin board to show the public, causing very bad influence and psychological damage to the students. Many male classmates were injured by unknown people, and a few female classmates who returned late said that they were harassed by ghosts.

"A few days ago, a wave was sent away, and now another ghost has appeared......" Meng Bufan sighed.

Ge Bad was even more angry and said: "I actually completed my ideal before me, it's really the Yicai I've been looking for!"

"Watch your words and deeds, Bad Guy!"

"Yes...... Be. ”

However, at this time, when he discovered a business opportunity, Meng Bufan suddenly smiled and said: "Senior sister, since this is the case, let's catch that obscene maniac, and let us have a strange detective agency!"

"Huh?" Bai Mengya and Xiaoxue called out questioningly.

"Lizi, what is Mencius doing?" asked Ge Kuo in a low voice.

Jiang Li scratched his head and said, "Hmm...... I should want to set up a club after becoming a hit.,This name is just thought of in my opinion.,It's embarrassing.。 ”

In this way, before Bai Mengya could even refute it, Meng Bufan was preparing to catch ghosts with great fanfare, this spirit of not being afraid of demons and monsters made Jiang Li feel a little that he could tell them the identity of the divine power, but if he thought about it carefully, it was better to let them know that he had become subconsciously wary of himself.

The time was set after school when the ghosts were haunted, Bai Mengya was not interested in watching the three of them mess around, after all, there was no need to worry about their safety when Jiang Li was present, and he would go to the Hades Palace to be on duty after school.

Xiaoxue is the only one who worships Justice and these three fools, so she stays and has a farce with them.

It was now half past six in the evening, and it was the time when the whole school was on the lowest alert, the four of them hid in the dark and stared at a pair of underwear on the aisle to concentrate their attention, looking at the pink striped briefs on the floor, Meng Bufan poked his head and smiled and said, "Xiaoxue, it's really a shame to let you sacrifice so much as a teacher." ”

"What sacrifice?" asked Xiaoxue in a low voice.

"Ha!" Meng Bufan couldn't help but laugh shyly, and then covered his face and said shyly: "In order to attract the pervert, I didn't expect to contribute personal things to the apprentice, it's too inauthentic for the teacher." ”

Who knew that Xiaoxue said, "That's not mine." ”

Meng Bufan's shame when he heard this sentence retreated like a sea of horses, then he looked at his underwear, and looked behind him, Ge Bad had an excited expression waiting for him to reveal the truth, so Meng Bufan immediately became gloomy, stepped forward and carefully picked up the underwear as if he was grabbing some terrifying object, and then angrily smoked above his head and buckled it directly on Ge Bad's head and roared: "You pervert is too rampant, Lao Tzu is going to do the right thing for heaven today!"

An old man who knows that he is still wearing pink panties, Meng Bufan has to question him from the root, how can there be such a person with no lower limit, his father gave him this name and directly affected his life!

Even Jiang Li couldn't stand it anymore, and complained, "Your mountain monkey butt must have a relationship with pink in your previous life......"

Just as they were fighting, suddenly Xiaoxue patted them on the shoulder and said, "There is a ghost, it has appeared!"